Monday, December 16, 2024

20th annual grief column

There are some conversations you never forget. A man at a garage sale was talking about his uncle who said, “I lost my wife to a better man.” That man was Jesus! His aunt had died.

While death may seem like it can destroy you, it could be stepping stone to such a revelation. Your loved one is with Jesus for a glorious reunion. YOU are not broken; your heart is.

It was the worst day ever when dad died, but the best day ever in heaven, finding Jesus. This is from “Firing Squad.” It’s only for a while we must part. Death does not break the bonds of love. What the heart once owned, it shall never lose.--Henry Ward Beecher

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.--William Penn

God is with you during the funeral. He opens heaven and pours His blessings though it may not feel like it at the time when it seems like you have an open wound that won’t ever close. Grief evolves and changes, but can push you to be stronger, better equipped and more present as well as what to do with the remainder of your days.

Loss affects people differently. “Brain” magazine said it can make you could morph into hypervigilance about your own health.

You come through. It’s like having a broken leg that never heals perfectly—that still hurts when the weather gets cold, but you learn to dance with the limp.--Anne Lamott
A segment on the “700 Club” said don’t go down the rabbit hole of what ifs and if onlys. That won’t change anything. There is nothing to be gained by looking back.
That only makes you stumble because you weren’t looking ahead.—“The House on Prytania.” You can hang on to something that happened in your past that you had no control over or you can look forward to something new that may move your forward.
David Jeremiah tells about a widow who says not to linger in sorrow after a golf cart accident killed his wife at church. This man said “to serve Him.”
I have been drawn to little Lucy Morgan's story and the freak badminton accident that caused her death. I watched her funeral. Her mother had the courage to speak. She said: We have not turned from Him. I am angry and wrestling though. I know He is going to win. God has no supervisor. We can’t have hope in a man’s world, a pastor or friends.
If grief takes its toll, God can embrace amid every loss.--Linda Grazulis
Grief is the reminder that love was present and that even if it’s no longer in its original form, that love still exists.--Michelle Maroc
We don’t get to choose many things, but we do get to choose how we live.--The Dash summation
Wonder! Remind yourself of your purpose. Do the best with what you have to attempt a fresh start.
Here’s one way to learn how. A blue Christmas service with four stations. Prayer, scripture and candles represent the different types of loss and grief. Station 1) Personal prayer or talk with the pastor. 2) Write letters to God. 3) Write memories of those you lost and a thankful list. Wrap in a box and take home. 4) Mix water, ashes and smooth stones. Rub ashes on the stones. Then wash off. To end, have prayer in the center of the room.
This could have possibly helped Queen Victoria mourn Albert. She intended to wear black the rest of her life except for some official functions. Helping jolt Victoria back to reality was her eldest son's near fatal illness in 1871 and an attempt to assassinate her a few months later. Both prompted an outpouring of public support, making the queen realize that she owed it to her loyal subjects to engage in the royal spectacle they craved.
In a journal, condense a TV show, article or quote from a friend or an incident to explain. Be grateful that your thoughts matter. Redirect, think and smile without guilt. Grief is like blank pages. This project could bring you back to life and keep you going. Write your way through things, said “Stroke” magazine. Be curious about the way you feel. Incorporate elements of beauty in flowers, candles, books and music. Someone said they sang their son into heaven.
There will be triggers, smells, sounds that bring memories back. Triggers can include the sight of the handwriting of the deceased. A door knob turning. Private memories fill the silence and can startle you. You walk the hallways of a silent house. You catch yourself calling out their name or reaching for their hand. I saw Max Lucado’s description as spring becomes winter, blue turns to gray, birds go silent, the chill of sorrow settles in.
Feelings don’t die with pets either. You might wander around with its collar, favorite toy or spot where he used to snuggle.
“I can’t listen to bagpipes anymore,” a daughter said.
“I was level 2 sad all day,” said a Minneapolis law enforcement officer after a death in the department.
“It was moving so slow, but so fast at the same time,” I heard somewhere.
In a murder situation, someone said grief took a back seat that day. “I needed to find her killer.”
I feel you a different way now, said an Israeli hostage’s mother.
Becoming a motherless child is a difficult task no matter the age.
Grief can be endured because it holds hope’s hand. We can courage up into hard things.—“Luke in the Land”
You can linger in loss or hope for new beginnings. It’s up to you.
Of course I cry for you when I am low. But, it is also in my happiest times when I pause and want to share them with you. And then, I think it was probably you who put them there.--Sara Rian
Pain in grief serves a purpose. It means something is wrong and you need to rest. Loss is a wound and wounds hurt. Adjusting doesn’t just happen. It takes attention, time, effort and devotion. Reevaluate life and what is worth striving for.--TAPS magazine
Things grieving people have done:
Plant a tree with rocks around it.
The drone act on “America’s Got Talent” was in honor of one of their daughters who died. He could let grief consume him or fuel him to do something, he said.
Create a scholarship for a student who wants to be what your spouse was.
Someone put a handkerchief in her Bible on healing passages and mailed them with a card.
One family initialed Guideposts covers. She would pick up her dad’s and feel connected, knowing his hands turned the pages.
Heart of Surfing was developed for families with autism or developmental disabilities in honor of their son who had a seizure.
Someone went back and hiked all the places he and his wife did to help heal after her death.
Hold a lantern release.
A guy restored his late grandmother's pink Mustang, changing the plate to EVAS 68 to UR1 OF1. He drives the car and betters himself--like she is with him even though he never met her.
“I got up off the couch in order that other people can keep smiling, in order that other people can be safe, because our government needs to protect us,” said someone running for representative in Massachusetts. His daughter died in a plane crash.
One man’s son was a victim of sextortion and he ran for the South Carolina legislature and won. He got Gavin’s Law passed which criminalizes digital extortion, gets them 15 years per occurrence and mandates state education on this topic. He said he could sit in a corner and be a basket case, be angry at the world or do something.
Someone who lost their son uses Japanese kintsugi that repairs broken pottery and lacquers it.
A friend saved his deceased friend's voicemails and plays them when he hears a song that reminds him of him, after reading something about friendship, hiking to the cabin they built in Alaska and before his wedding. It's been since 2012. "I carry him every day in my heart," he says. Voicemails capture playfulness, tone or retrieval of a memory.
Ben’s Bells are beautiful, ceramic wind chimes, handmade by the community. By the time one Ben’s Bell is complete, at least 10 people have been involved in its creation. Ben’s Bells are hung randomly in public spaces for people to find and take home as a reminder to practice intentional kindness.
Father Mike Schmidt said L. Frank Baum had four boys. He told them stories. His wife had a niece named Dorothy. When Dorothy died, his wife was broken. He wrote down stories he told the boys and put Dorothy in them.
A man invited a mom and two kids in to learn the piano. Friends didn’t check in and he was rattling around trying to figure out what to do with himself. Food didn’t taste as good. Music didn’t move him like used to. TV wasn’t as entertaining. When he played piano, every feeling poured out--love, grief, anger, awe, fear, calmness, disappointment and joy. God’s grace is a little like middle C—everything flows from it, the story said.
In lieu of flowers, a man donates to pay off the debt of school lunches.
Instead of allowing herself to disappear into the grief abyss, a woman created Widow 411 to offer a variety of useful resources to help make widowhood suck a little less. I've made it my mission to share the no-B.S. version of widowhood, using a candid and unflinchingly honest approach, she said. I share practical advice, hard-earned wisdom and encouraging messages of personal growth so other widows can find strength amidst their pain. You can do hard things.
When his wife had miscarried, a man recalls the women gathering around to console her and share their own stories of miscarriage and loss. The men patted him on the back and helped him stack chairs. That can mean that men oftentimes grieve alone, in silence and on a different timeline than their wives. Red Bird Ministries was born. “It’s like we’re carving the grief Mount Rushmore,” he said.
Make a grief box. You turn it upside down and do a “grief dump,” shake it and open it for a short time, taking out items and sharing. Then you put them back in the box and close the lid.
After nearly three decades, Kathy Sanders’ feelings about April 19, 1995, have become bittersweet. “I enjoy the anniversary. I love the fact that our loved ones are still being honored after all these years. You don’t want your loved ones forgotten, so it’s a good thing that they do,” she told “The Oklahoman.” She likened the pain of losing her grandsons Colton Smith, 2, and Chase Smith, 3, in the bombing to losing one’s sense of sight. “If a person loses their eyesight, do you think there’s ever a day they wake up in the morning and they don’t mourn the fact they can’t see the sun rising? I mean, they have this life that they didn’t choose, and they didn’t want, but it’s the life they have now.”
A 7-year-old opened the most recent of 14 years’ worth of Christmas gifts pre-bought by her elderly neighbor before he died of cancer. After the funeral, Ken’s family was surprised to find a sack full of 14 wrapped presents for the girl who was then only two. #BeMoreKen reveals on Twitter Cadi’s gift, encouraging others to be kind and to get to know their neighbors.
There is a Broadway show where the sisters get together to assemble a quilt for their mother—a repository of family history.
Henry Louis Gates got interested in genealogy after being petrified at seeing his grandfather in a casket. He was 9 when he drew his first family tree. His father showed him scrapbooks so he interviewed his parents. You may cry a puddle of tears, so try not to stain your album. Learn to be more like your parents.
Keifer Sutherland said it helped that his dad loved what he did and did what he loved.
People of Tournai, Belgium, bury their own dead. I buried my five children with my own hands, said one. There was no one who wept for the dead, for all awaited death.
Here’s how people describe grief. Hollow. The floor drops out. A blur. Even with a month to brace for it.—Sen. Joe Lieberman’s son
A man said was left dull, monochromatic and without hope. His first marriage ended, his father died, his best man killed himself. One of the core goals of his life is survival; the other is meaning. He found himself looking at a crabapple tree in the backyard. Every sunset, dinner and bedtime story dripped with significance.
Grief seers your mind, can create restlessness, trouble concentrating, avoiding certain places, isolating, moodiness, feeling torn up, strange, overwhelmed, disconnected, untethered, unfocused, unprepared, abandoned, shattered, shattered, abnormal, unhinged, crazy, unfathomable, ripped to pieces. There can be a sense of foreboding and losing your marbles. You ask who am I now, part of you went away, have no timeline, feel like a period in the middle of a sentence, have a surplus of agony,
Nothing feels right, but you can’t shield yourself from death. Death can wreck you, but don’t spend all your time thinking about me, someone advised their offspring. They were told to live their life to the fullest.
Grief is normal. Postposed grief is avoiding the consequences. Even after eight years, someone can’t open a box that belongs to the deceased. Others clean a closet the day after the funeral.
St. Bernard’s grief was revealed in a homily by Father Isaac Slater of Our Lady of the Genesee Abbey. St. Bernard breaks off, too grief-stricken, he says, by the recent loss of his brother, to continue. He writes of how, at first, he tried to hold back and deny his grief. He describes “keeping up a pretense,” “doing violence to himself” and “suppressing” what he felt, disguising his grief behind the vestments and ritual of the funeral ceremony. The suppressed sorrow struck deeper roots within, growing all the more bitter, because it found no outlet.
Bernard’s attempt to bury his grief is a good example of what psychologists call “emotional bypassing--” our tendency to do an end-run around difficult feelings, both our own and those of others. We need to sink down into the muck, not to wallow in it, but to own and accept every facet of ourselves in order to heal.
Avoid a friend that says he will call you back when you quit crying. Be a friend who stays for the cup of coffee.
Never anticipate a tomorrow, Dan Bongino said after his mother died. Winnie the Pooh says bye is hard, but it’s lucky to have something that makes it so.
Enrich and bless those who mourn by your actions. Comfort and solace each other. Death is one of life’s most dreaded experiences. You don’t get a do-over. Set yourself free—based on “Time for Me to Fly.”
Finish a bucket list. Mick Carney was killed by a distracted driver when he was 54. His list was written in 1978, the year his daughter was born. There were 60 tasks; five were done. Do a comedy monologue in a club and see a World Series game. One was marked failed. Pay back my dad $1,000 plus interest. Swim the width of a river. Grow a melon. Correspond with the pope. Be invited to a political convention. Talk with the president. The daughter was 25 and an aspiring writer in NYC. She thought his was an undignified way to die and became an activist for safe driving, writing articles, fundraising, giving talks and interviews. The bucket list helped her work through her pain and reconnect with her dad. She crafted a tentative timeline and put off the pricier items like the Super Bowl and going to Europe. As well as the one that scared her the most--drive a Corvette. The first couple she achieved organically. She had signed up for a marathon herself. She found out Jimmy Carter taught Sunday school and he was president when the dad wrote the list. He wanted to sing at his daughter’s wedding, but she used poetic license. They drank a Cabernet he had left a note on for her wedding day. Well, their bellies were singing. It felt like her dad was with her along the way. She felt like her relationship with him was present. She recorded some songs in a studio. She encourages everyone to live more intentionally and when you are living that way, you feel more of a sense of purpose in your life.

Monday, July 8, 2024

Dental benefits in decay, let’s get down to the root of the matter and brush away the bad image

Congratulations to Gov. Ron DeSantis for signing a bill to help provide grants from nonprofits for veterans to receive dental care. Eighty five percent aren’t eligible for dental care.

I have wanted to complete my thoughts for this story for 20 years. Many years ago my late father busted his front teeth and lip from an accidental fall due to a medical condition. He pleaded with Medicare to pay for reimbursement for dental work resulting from the fall. They rubber-stamped every letter, saying routine dental work is not covered. This was not cosmetic!
Does a fall on concrete that busted my dad’s front teeth and lip and involved calling 911 sound routine? There needs to be an updated definition of medically necessary dental care that doesn’t limit dental services for our elderly population.
I believe dental work should be covered under Medicare when it is the result of an unintentional injury. We did enormous amounts of research to try to prove our point: that the mouth and teeth are important to daily living, a window on general health status and the gateway of the body.
According to Oral Health in America: A Report of the Surgeon General, oral health is important to general health and well being. Oral refers to not only the teeth and gums, but their supporting tissues, the tongue, lips, salivary glands, the chewing muscles and the upper and lower jaws. The mouth allows us to talk and laugh, sigh and kiss, eat and taste, chew and swallow, cry out in pain and convey a world of feelings and emotions through facial expressions, says the report. Oral problems, therefore, affect the ability to eat, the foods we choose, how we look and the way we communicate. A person’s self-image and self-esteem do not need to be more adversely affected by lack of dental care coverage, especially to a person who has speech and facial residuals from three prior strokes like my father. Unrepaired teeth also discourage social interaction when it is crucial to have peers after a serious accident.
My dad had the ability to pay his bills to the emergency department, oral surgeon, dentist and endodontist. He had the education to investigate the system on how to fight the denial claims he kept receiving from Medicare for reimbursement of treatment that he and all of his health care providers believed he needed. What about the people who don’t have the money or ability to fight? Individuals who are poor, medically compromised or who have disabilities are at greater risk for oral diseases, and, in turn, oral diseases further jeopardize their health, says the surgeon general’s report.
Research findings have pointed to possible associations between chronic oral infections and diabetes, heart and lung diseases, stroke and low birth weight premature babies. David Hood, then secretary of the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals, stated at a meeting I attended that Louisiana was going to begin a program to combat low birth weight pre-term babies believed to be caused from periodontal disease of the mother.
Please, policymakers, take a look at a reasonable reform to include adequate dental coverage in these circumstances. It is critical that the inclusion of oral health services, oral disease prevention programs, oral care delivery systems and current dental reimbursement schedules be studied.
Even children in the LSU AgCenter Body Walk learn if they don’t have a healthy mouth and they wouldn’t be able to eat some foods, especially crunchy ones. This could cause refusal to eat.
My dad broke his tooth on a cherry seed once and ever since we all run a knife through small fruit to check for a seed.
Dental well-being affects your overall health and quality of life, said an AARP speaker on a Zoom that I listened to the other day. Your teeth are like an arch. If you remove one, others misalign. Having all of your teeth prevents the jaw bone from atrophy, a sunken appearance.
Remember these quotes.
All people smile in the same language. A smile is a little curve that sets a lot of things straight. The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. Be true unto your teeth or they will be false unto you. My grandfather would take his denture plate out and try to be funny.
I have not laughed over dental issues. When I got a root canal, the pain that led me to it hurt so much I wanted to bang my head on the dash to try to ease it. I had a crown come out in West Virginia and I couldn’t eat or drink without pain so I cut my trip short.
My wisdom teeth came out during college back in the day when you spent the night in the hospital before the procedure. For some reason, my brother went first and told me it hurt when they removed the stitches days later. He was yanking my chain.
Dad pulled my baby teeth gently with a handkerchief. I only recall the blood. I’ve also had a dental implant with no pain or problems until I got the bill.
Two cities in the Philippines have mandated that municipal employees must smile at all times or risk fines, suspension or firing. They want to eliminate "bureaucratic grumpiness." The sullen sourpuss. The writer in The Sun asks: What if the DMV and Post Office could stop being institutionally ill-tempered and feign good humor while dealing with the public?
And what if it didn’t cost so much.

Friday, May 24, 2024

Best Newspapers.Com Find

 

I remember coming home from first grade from Our Lady of Fatima School in Lafayette and my younger siblings were not there. Mom said there had been a car wreck and dad was at the hospital with them.

To me, there are several Catholic references that may have saved my family from more serious harm.  My school name (and it was our church), my being named after the Virgin Mary and once living on St. Louis Street in Lafayette before that home. The hospital was Our Lady of Lourdes.

They had just gone down the street in the 1962 red Ford Falcon while I was at school around 11 a.m. on March 31, 1964. We are not sure why dad was home from work. Maybe it was his lunch hour and they only shared one car, so were running errands together. The incident occurred 1.5 miles from our home, 125 Westchester Drive.

We kids grew up knowing the basics; a truck (turns out it was a 1952 Chevrolet) hit them from behind.  However, I just learned about a lawsuit from a free weekend access to newspapers.com.  I couldn’t wait to call Lafayette Civil Court for a copy on Monday. I could have missed all this if I hadn’t asked the clerk to try Van Osdell as one word when she could not find it. Story of my life. We did not know the Falcon was also pushed into a parked vehicle. We thought we knew the gist of the story, but evidently not how severe mom’s injuries were. She temporarily lost vision. A housekeeper was needed to help out.

In the lawsuit filed that was settled for I don’t know how much, the ambulance cost $7. The emergency exam at Our Lady of Lourdes for three of them was $49. The hospital expense through April 6 for my 4-year-old brother was $188.84—he had a skull fracture and concussion. There were special nurses, sitters, pharmaceuticals, meals my parents ate at the hospital, long distance calls for help, transportation expenses for family to come by rail to assist and a taxi fare for mom which I assume was to get home for when I got out of school. Even a TV rental for my brother in the hospital and for 90 days once he got home. I always thought they bought him a TV for his suffering and maybe they did after the rental. I guess TVs were not standard in rooms back then. Benny also made subsequent visits to doctors and to a different medical facility, Ochsner, up until May 1965.

The insurance deductible on the car was $100. I’ve always assumed It was totaled.

Dad always said he shooed the TV cameras away, so the scene must have been pretty bad. Later, I become a newspaper reporter who would report on various calamities.

My sister and I look back and see why our family always prayed in the car before a trip to New Orleans, our hometown. Why dad always said to drive defensively—it was his motto. Why we had to keep a quarter for the pay phone in the glove box while traveling from Shreveport to LSU and had the names of every Texaco station owner on the route in case of emergency. We even called collect when we got to our dorm using a fake name to avoid the long-distance charges.

Dad worked for Texaco for $32 a day, the suit said. Mom did not work outside of the home. How did they afford the house, car, three kids and private school for me?

I don’t remember much about our year in Lafayette, but I had pictures of every house we ever lived in placed in a big frame as a Christmas gift for my parents one year. I drive by that Lafayette house every time I am in the city. One time the owner was outside, but did not invite me in. He did take my picture in the very spot I posed at age 5 for my first day of school.

The accident, getting off at the wrong bus stop once, a bad dream about an elephant on top of me when I was very sick and eating Fudgsicles at school are my only memories of Lafayette. Though I think this accident stuck with mom forever, as years later I was in a hit and run and at the very moment she called my cell to ask if I was OK. She “heard” me in the hall calling out “mom.” I was fine, but that driver ran off. An eerie situation for sure.

And just this summer, I believe my parents were with me for protection when my car stalled on the very busy Mississippi Bridge in Baton Rouge. Of course, Jesus was, too.

On the very day I requested the lawsuit, there was a “Jeopardy” question about the assassination attempt on the Pope on May 13, 1981.  He attributed the protection to the Virgin of Fatima. The Pope believed that a motherly hand guided the bullet’s path from the threshold of death.

As I said, being at Fatima school, Our Lady of Lourdes hospital and my holy name are attributed to this accident not being worse.

I will always wonder where they were going and if my parents thought about March 31 every year. I will now. I’ll also visit the site at 2802 Johnston St. where these injuries occurred next time I’m down in Lafayette. I’ll drive to all the Marian locations and say a thanksgiving prayer that the Lord was with them and it wasn’t the hour of their death.

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Fave Miscellaneous Tweets 2023

 

Miscellaneous

About time for #Shreveport to have a good weekend. Air Show above, LSU Ladies going to Final Four, Burns and Toms winning golf, voting, Norton walk, Pro-Life van coming through, mission at church.

@club_birthday  Add #BobbyFlay to the mix with  @JoeyB @LawrenceBJones3  #SusanDey #EmilyDickinson

#BuzzAldrin I’d love if someone told me I was the whole #WizardOfOz package.

Houston janitor accused of spreading STD to multiple women via office building's water bottles. YOU ARE SICK.

School crossing guard retires at 91 after 50 years. Weighs less than 100.

@MerriamWebster I come across them all the time. Plethora, myriad come to mind.

Replying to @MerriamWebster freak (a word you overuse)

Haven't heard this one. Shakira discovered she was allegedly being cheated on by former partner Gerard Piqué via the missing contents of her jam jar. She was out of town; he doesn't eat it.

#Amazon ending charity program. Average donation to so many charities was $230.

U.S. has accountant shortage. No surprise to me. Last thing I’d want to be. Gag.

Denny’s restaurant sign falls on car in Kentucky, killing 1 and injuring 2.

Panhandlers don’t like classical music.

Virtual confetti is the way to go.

Doll with hearing aids genius.

Georgians curse with greatest frequency, followed by Maryland and N,M. Minn. is least swearing.

#JaydenDaniels took him to museums and the jewelry store where the Rams got their ring.

Just threw away a 36-year-old coffee cup.

#JFK OneDayInAmerica I wasn’t faster than a speeding bullet. Clint Hill

#TrickOrTreat Kids don’t like Dots, dad. Will you subscribe to my youtube channel? Here‘s the QR code.

Marriage involves a lot more shouting “I’M IN THE BATHROOM” than I originally thought. Retweet

Hobart, N.Y. 8 used book stores in town of 351. #TheVillageThatBooksBuilt

#TheFoodThatBuiltAmerica Country Squares. That name is atrocious.

There is a #Braille flag with the Pledge on it.

#PharmacistShortage what’s next?

And in Louisiana Realtors don’t have to disclose murders, ghosts or AIDS.

Thrilled beyond words to see a weight gain product.

Dave Isay dropped out of med school to create #storycorps

Painter Adam Elsheimer when buried left only a worn coat, a blanket chewed by mice, some cheap furniture, a pair of white boots. Couldn't support widow or 2 yr old.

MTM mom came down w bronchitis while visiting & she called Mt Sinai & Dr. Levine, on duty, agreed 2 examine her. When he later told MTM 2 call if problems arose, she asked if acute loneliness is gd enough reason 2 call him. He said he could not think of better 1 2 b awakened.

Hogs outnumber people in Iowa.

People really count diversity percentages in films and movies onscreen and behind? Had no idea.

Toilet paper was food.

I don’t think everyone fell in love with Amy Schneider or part of her like she thinks.

35% said they are somewhat or likely to offer lump sums to former employees in the next 2 yrs, up from 31 in 22.  40% take the upfront.

Co-parenting is also about joys of the park, hikes, outings, Sunday waffles.

#BenjaminHall They said as clear as anything, in front of my eyes, they said, Daddy, u’ve got 2 get out of the car — & I came back & I opened my eyes & by instinct, I crawled to the outside of the car & I managed 2 get a couple steps out when the 3rd bomb them hit the car itself.

Wyoming judge won’t hear Kappa case where they were forced to admit a biological man.

In 19, 57% of U.S. kids lived w 2 parents. Down 80% in 80. In 19, 60% of kids whose moms had hi schl degree lived w both parents, drop from 83% in 80. 84% of kids w college moms lived w both in 19. In 19, 38% of black kids lived w married parents. Not just about lightening load.

There really is a Sweet Home, Ala.

Woman wants her grave marker to say I’m With Stupid. He will grant it.

I hate bullying. Just read something about classmates refusing to sign the yearbook of a student.

Does flavored Spam make anyone want to eat it more?

Wait, a bearded man in a dress greeted kids at Disney. Make it stop.

19% of employers offer pet insurance.

Genius of #Pepcid to sponsor hot dog contest.

Harvard undergrads working in dorms, libraries, dining halls pushing to unionize.

Heard this somewhere today. You stop a kitchen fire before it becomes a house fire before it becomes a forest fire.

Now there’s a shooting on a simple bus ride.

102 yr old leads exercises four times a week.

Why are they called hemorrhoids and not asteroids?

@kimkomando sees her lost luggage in a newspaper photo !

BLM & related causes received $82.9 billion from corps. Walmart $100 million. Amazon $169.5 mill. Allstate $7.7 mill. Am Express $50 mill. Apple $100 mill. AT&T $21.5 million. Nike $90 Nike. Airlines gave too. Bank of America 18.25 mill. Disney $8.8 million.

Crawfish can be nuisance for La. lawns. Who knew? Can be controlled with drain opener product called Lye. 1 T poured into the burrowed-up dirt will get rid of crawfish. They don't eat 'em?

Since 2018, Utah, Virginia and Washington have passed Donna’s Law, registries for those who think they could become suicidal and don’t want the ability to buy a gun on a whim.

Bride Magazine Puts Hairy Man In Dress On Latest Cover

His new face still grows hair.

#September11 contacts burned his eyes, but still alive.

There is a cave rescue association.

Births decline in most states, 15% in US since 07 w 9% more women.  Last yr 2.8 workers for every SS recipient. Now 2.2. Median age women give b is 30, 3 yrs older than 1990.

60% of people who choose to haggle for a mattress succeeded. Saved a median of $245.

Anheuser-Busch stock down 18 percent since April. Baaaaa

#Doors We like to keep some more open than others.

We were taught to write at the 6th grade level in journalism. I wonder if it's 4th now?

I remember when @tobykeith didn’t win awards that he should have. Blake Shelton said if nominated for an award, “I hope it’s against you.” Funny. The Almighty has been riding shotgun with me, Toby said.

The avg. person sighs 12 times per hour.

In 1834, a frenzied mob attacked and burned a convent on nuns in Boston. None of the firemen present intervened and some joined the riot. :(

I will not try ranch ice cream. That is all.

No new job has gotten as much attention as NY rat czar. 10,000 applied.

Francis Scott Key served as a district attorney for eight years.

Sock. Made in America, he said. She said, I’m tired of socks made in China #xmas

I’m pumped, she said, as she opened Curel. Pun intended? #xmas

Is watching someone’s home while at a funeral not a thing anymore?

It is concerning that a school portrait photographer pleads guilty to child porn.

More than 40 percent of S. Korean women want their proposal in a hotel.

Sign says if you want to spend, earn.

I do not understand why anyone would want a razor with a scented handle.

Scott Pelley was a copy boy at 15. You were supposed to be 16. His entire career in search of truth began with a lie. He believes an aggrieved veteran injected errors into an obit published under his name that cost him his job. Who would ruin an obit?

Minneapolis police shrunk 35% since 2020. Funding for 731. They have 571.

Replying to @stewartcatheyjr This begs the question. Is there only one state nut?

I hope this nonsense of warming freezers doesn’t poison our ice cream.

Emmitt Till’s funeral open casket. #TodayYearsOld

Long time ago but just read that a 2-story float's top section crumbled, pinning sacks of cabbages and bags of carrots atop a rider who couldn't move and was injured.

More than a million Americans have been conceived through artificial insemination and in vitro fertilization. I’ve often wondered if some date each other unknowingly.

Learned the AF is discouraging the use of mom and dad.

Dude was in 2 plane crashes. Surviving is 1 in 11 quadrillion and 560 trillion.

If you haven’t seen the Jets kid, find it.

June marks the 50th anniversary of the Up Stairs Lounge arson at a gay bar at 604 Iberville in NOLA. 32 died. Officially unsolved despite being the deadliest crime against LGBTQ+ people in US history until the 2016 Pulse nightclub massacre in Orlando. #TodayYearsOld

BMW unveils car that can change color.

Hockey player skips Pride Night. "My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion," Ivan Provorov says.

LSU great Alex Bregman stops by to visit Liam Dunn, victim of deadly Brusly high speed chase

“LaSell Parish.” Might as well have said county, too.

Someone dropped a phone in the pool. Another says that’s why I see #FindingNemo every time you call.

Highest utility rate is in Niger where the avg. woman gives birth to 6.49 children.

Now saddles can be microchipped.

There were 133 opioid-related deaths among children younger than 3 in 2021.

General Motors Funds Transgenderism Efforts in Children’s Classrooms. Leaning toward Lexus now.

To Weather RI . This southern girl will play.

People who are cross-eyed are more likely to cheat.

Fool Proof book review. Nobody wants to play the sucker, the gull, the chump, the dupe, the hick, the loser, the fool.

Retweeted When I’m mad at my husband, I got to Target and spend money. When I’m really mad, I still?? something is missing

Ga. Did Bull - y TCU.

#Stay+ Run that marathon, former cancer patient.

@JasonGay I don't know that child's game either, but I think it's Minecraft. Not Minercraft.

Only in La. would your watch think you fell when you hit a pothole.

Column says Disney is the happiest place on earth except when you’re paying for it.

How does an emergency slide fall out of a plane?

Cameras on buses. Yes.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Steven Wright lol

She had the curious American relative pronouns: what the hell, why the hell, where the hell, who the hell, how the hell were the only ones she used. Christina Stead, The People with the Dogs

 

Friday, March 29, 2024

Fave TV Show Tweets 2023

 

Golden Bachelor, Generation Gap, AGT, Manifest, 25 Words, Jeopardy, Natalia, Night Agent, Shark, Alaska, Resident, Tough As Nails, Wheels

#GoldenBachelor Did I at least get a petal? Hilarious.

#GoldenBachelor I need poised on my bingo card.

#GoldenBachelor No one is attractive and many should not wear what they have on.

#GoldenBachelor has bad grammar. He said pulpable. Not a word.

#GoldenBachelor 3.7 million viewers last season. 10 million 18 years ago.

#SharkTank Robert’s had some facial work.

#NewAmsterdam beautiful ending and song #everythingworksoutintheend

#NewAmsterdam You get motion sickness going down an escalator.

#NewAmsterdam I short circuited.

#GenerationGap The dad had to go potty.

#NightAgent Biggest investigation since JFK. Me: Well, that’s not going anywhere.

#Jeopardy Three-named people. What about four-named people? Five if you add my married name.

#Jeopardy There is a gap year assoc.

#Jeopardy Dude might be spy for knowing German lower house.

#Jeopardy How do these bimbos not know #TerryBradshaw?

#Jeopardy No one knows hallowed from the Our Father but one knew fanny pack. This country is in trouble.

#Jeopardy Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt

#Jeopardy Did not know Bob Kerrey received the Medal of Honor. #todayyearsold

#Jeopardy Didn’t realize the placenta is an organ.

#Jeopardy Peter Roget struggled with depression for most of his life and the thesaurus arose partly from an effort to battle it. A biographer stated that his obsession with list-making as a coping mechanism was well established by the time Roget was eight years old.

#Jeopardy 1,000th crane to ask someone to prom is cool.

#AGT Fastest man on two arms? Best Box jumper. Smiler.

#AGT She is doing a handstand on his side pole handstand.

#AGT Female magicians are few.

#AGT I live with my disability. She waved with her feet. Beautiful smile.

#Manifest Jared or Zeke?

#Manifest Tonsil hockey

#Manifest We’ve done more with less.

#TheResident Given the choice between hope and action, I’ve always chosen action.

#ToughAsNails Why carry something if it rolls pretty well?

#FunnyYouShouldAsk There is a ballerina at age 85. Comedian: I loved her in the Hipcracker. Lol

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man hid in Cleveland zoo for year. True or false? Man, how ugly was this guy, asked comedian.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man catches girlfriend on ghost camera. Now she's no longer his boo.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Leonardo da Vinci invented the resume. He needed to market himself. In 1482, he wrote a document outlining all of his achievements and capabilities and addressed it to the Duke of Milan.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Z was once removed from the alphabet? Howie says it would make it hard to see ebras at the o

#FunnyYouShould Someone has the gold and frankincense given to Jesus. BillEngvall But wait, there’s myrrh.

Question was about something written in blood. Joke was every word was a Type O.

And a man wrecked because he had JesusTakeTheWheel It was true.

#25WordsOrLess Seattle: not capital of Wash.

#Wheel Flight surgeon thought it was carriage proposal.

#AlaskaDaily Claire, you scooped me.

#AlaskaDaily Standing there you almost look harmless. They teach you that in Journalism School.

#GiulianiSeries He had to deal with the Mafia and Wall Street fraud.

#TheGameShowShow there was a serial killer on #TheDatingGame

I seriously cannot believe people can walk down the streets in New York smoking dope.

Even Worse Than Philly: The Baltimore Police Department Solves Fewer Than One-In-Four Murders

Fave Political Tweets 2023

 

Political

Re: political talk at holiday lunches zoom. Anyone want pie? Anyone want whipped cream on that pie? Anyone want some coffee? How to redirect. Not this girl!

#DanBongino #KJP is a train wreck, plane wreck, shipwreck. Lol

#DanBongino Stop being a stupid smart person.

#DanBongino Joeybagofdonuts

#RedAndBlueDebate Chinese flags flying in Cally.

#RedAndBlueDebate Fla. is not a state of freedom, said Newsom. Bonked his head.

#RedAndBlueDebate Tax on gas is 78 cents in Cally!

#RedAndBlueDebate Newsom is a blizzard of lies. He is cocky and has an annoying voice. Gruesome Newsom.

@JimJusticeWV I would vote for you just because of your dog.

DeSantis called Biden a listless vessel.

DeSantis line about the freedoms is the best. Freedom to defecate and build tents and do drugs. It’s insane.

Can’t believe Ron DeSantis has campaign material in Spanish. Pet peeve.

Chicago had a song Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? Now we know. Sen. Cortez on the resolution for the times of each senator’s farewell speech #lalege

#Santos how do you lie about your mother dying in 9/11?

#caralago and #garagegate are funny.

What if your license plate was - - - GOP and you were a Dem? Saw one the other day.

Missouri is now one of 11 states where women hold a majority of Supreme Court seats.

1.6 million people 13 and above ID as trans. Sounds high to me.

Sarah Sanders signs bill to create monument to the unborn at Arkansas Capitol. SarahHuckabee not to rule but to serve!

SenRickScott said there are 77,000 vacant fed buildings we are paying for.

Gov debate. Hunter Lundy is right about the party going in too early for Landry. Very unfairly done. I’m on Team Schroder.

#RonZiegler once worked at Disneyland as a skipper on the popular Jungle Cruise attraction in Adventureland. He later served as a press aide on Nixon's unsuccessful California gubernatorial campaign in 1962.

Trump doesn’t need to exercise for me to know he has energy. He plays golf, people.

#FOX She’s right. The only thing to stop this nonsense is to elect Trump.

22 of the nation’s 45 lt. govs are women.

A statesman looks to the next generation. A politician does not.

Caroline Kennedy said you know 138 times in an interview.

@piersmorgan It’s the Morgan bounce. Speaking on the DeSantis poll bump. Funny. He said Trump is chaos and drama and that’s his friend.

#MakeAmericaFlorida

#MarcoRubio congats on SNAP reform. My fave call ever was a lady who was behind someone at Dollar Tree saying she had spent 92$ on Easter candy. “Not a vegetable in sight.”

Biden MUST take a cognitive exam.

Do not relax the dress code in the Senate.

Accidentally released from prison due to a clerical error. You’re fired!

RIP, Joe the Plumber.

17 fed hq buildings are at 25% or < capacity.

@williamtaft27 long ago joke. Taft was the politest man in Washington. The other day he gave up his seat on the street car to three ladies.

@Silent_Calvin  long ago joke. Calvin Coolidge doesn't say much. And when he does, he doesn't say much.

@HerbertHoover31 made a fortune in mining and had homes in China, London, DC and Calif. and an apartment at the Waldorf. #WSJ

You can see a malignant tumor of @GroverCleveland at the Mutter.

#SOTU Pretty sure Joe drank the lead water.

Cuomo was named Florida Realtor of the Year. Funny.

FaveTweets Crime Shows 2023

 

Dateline, 20/20, 48 Hours, Other Crime

Drugs and ammo in his hotel room vent.

All these people have tats.

That man should come with a warning label.

I had those sheets.

8 yrs for a divorce.

@Dateline should ask the question Would you stay with a friend who just had a relative murdered?

Rep. Denise Marcelle appeared. #lalege

Seems like an odd route to Penn. South then east?

She didn’t walk up there and fall dead.

Don’t create a John Smith Fb page to buy a bike. Note to self.

When in doubt call all about.

Can you not get his address from the cell bill?

Shot 14 times. Not just losing your cool. You want this person dead.

Jigsaw puzzle of 2,000 pieces with 25 percent missing and you don’t have the box to look at the picture.

Detective gave her eulogy.

They grow huge water lilies.

13,000 calls and texts in one month.

Coasters. Matchbooks. Party favors. At a funeral. ??

Coeur D’Alene Idaho is beautiful.

He did a Benadryl experiment.

He left their bed to crawl backyards and bring home undie trophies.

The priest had to lie.

He went by Dufus O’Reilly.

Death certificate cut out of the vital records book. Cruel to use that infant death I.D.

At least you didn’t literally get burned. She’s a pyro.

She lived in 39 different places. 48. 5 husbands. Could kill someone in front of a cop and make him believe she didn’t.

Murder victim buried under their dad.

It was like bugs hitting a windshield. The Facebook arrest post.

Yay for the lady PI locating the delivery guy. He said they were arguing.

I think she had appendicitis.

He called him a cockaroach.

His nickname was College Prep.

Fresh eyes or blind luck.

Parking ticket is alibi.

Why does a nurse need to moonlight at a bar? And I would not go out with someone named Tim McVay/Veigh.

He spit on TV.

Anyone know if driver’s license tests are in foreign languages?

#Dateline said #redsolocup @tobykeith

Cold blooded. Ruthless. Lamentable. And that’s why Matt Murphy hasn’t lost a case.

If someone ever makes up a lie about me, I hope they don’t call me a druggie. Everyone would know better. But that’s low.

How do you meet someone at the movies?

Took the fifth 140 times. Why put her on the stand?

Who doesn’t check for gun fingerprints?

#LaciPeterson He lied about lying.

No one leaves the grave or reception of their spouse before everyone else.  He went home to get out the life insurance policy.

You don’t often hear about a condom being found.

We will search for moments full of you.

#abc2020 Sometimes I’d like to trade places with him so he could have a gunshot wound and I could be normal. But not in jail. They stopped nine black HHRs that night. The hospital is on lockdown. There is no story in my head that would lead to Aunt Barbara getting shot. Kalamazoo people are going to know car makes. Spoke at her sister’s funeral instead of wedding. Did her hair for her casket instead of a party.

#abc2020 #WalkAway should be the theme of every show.

#abc2020 I was just sure the little dude did it.

#abc2020 I’ve always thought Polly Klaas lived in a very nice home.

#abc2020 #newyearsevil

#48Hours He didn’t ask about his wife for 2 hrs.

#48Hours Car stitching hunt finds car. Genius.

#48Hours It all could have changed if they called 911. Three digits on a phone.

#48Hours I wonder how much evidence is found near bus stations and who gags someone with cigarettes?

#WhoKilledRobertWane Had he ever spent the night there before? He lost 2/3 of his blood and it’s nowhere to be found. Detectives always go to funerals. But the suspect having his own receiving line is new.

How did anyone not report the #Hyundai 10 miles away? And how was a PhD student stupid enough not to hide it? #Idaho

Bryan Kohberger’s sister starred in horror movie where young people get stabbed. I have tried to find the square footage. Anyone? #Idaho

The Mississippi tends to collect a lot of people who go missing.

Suddenly fascinated by automated license plate readers.

#TorsoKiller Dress in light clothes for where you’re going. It’s going to be hot there, said the judge.

#NataliaGrace Evil. She’s earned every single letter of it.

#PerfectStrangers Every ninth name of every fifth precinct.

#JodiArias dated vampire hunter and old geyser.

#FloribamaMurders Meth sores #IWasTodayYearsOld

#Murdaugh I like this young juror. Smart at 22. Creates two story lines. Guilty or not guilty but doesn’t decide til the end. Ainsley said Alex never talks about church or God. Important in SC.

#FloridaTeenMurders You wore my ass out. But don’t think I didn’t use you. Sheriff Billy Woods to the media.

Man’s body still missing 3 years after Georgia medical examiner shipped it via FedEx.

Trying to figure out how MGM would be liable in Las Vegas shooting.

#Idaho dude not “framed like the Mona Lisa.”

Did I hear it right that #Idaho talked to serial killer Edmund Kemper who murdered 10 people, as well as his own mom & her bf, from May 1972 to April 1973? Nicknamed Co-ed Killer as most of his victims were female college students hitchhiking in the vicinity of Santa Cruz County.

Amanda Knox was a child named Eureka.

I will turn the page and leave you behind. Murdaugh judge

Her body had to thaw before examination.# StormOfSuspicion

Killed in his cap and gown. No words anyone should hear.

Why would the bishop’s housekeeper’s husband kill him?