2024 Fave Tweets Finally

 

David Jeremiah

 Jesus, I’m not going to do anything unless we talk about it.

 He will send you to the right verse or person.

 The globe will spin under the axis of Jesus.

 Jewish people stood when they prayed.

 Ephesians 1:3-14 is the longest sentence in the Bible. He diagrammed it in Greek.

 satan is the counterfeiter of love.

@DavidJeremiah Devil should be pronounced with a long e

 Jesus said it. I believe it. That settles it.

 The word of God grows on you.

The Bible. Making bad people good and good people better.

 Put on Christ in the morning.

 Call to evangelism: awareness, interest, decision, action.

 Elizabeth Browning sonnet. Did it come from Eph 3:18? I wonder.

Shepherds were not allowed to worship.

Joel Osteen

 Gehazi. The man who could have been.

 From limping to leaping.

 God is not limited.

 Moses was a Hebrew living in an Egyptian world.

 It wasn’t the enemy stopping me. It was the spirit leading me.

 God will wean you off of validation from the outside.

 God is not intimidated over the size of your problem.

 Let people run their own life. You run your race.

 if you make a move, God will make a move.

 Don’t waste energy on worry. You are taking away something positive to focus on.

 #Speaktheblessing

 Thank you for sustaining me is a prayer.

When you are weak, God will show himself strong.

God specializes in defying the odds.

How many times do we forget what God has done?

Other Religion

#700Club This is not my story. Guy who got tongue cancer. Becomes a miracle.

#700Club God rotated someone’s tooth back into place.

#700Club From fear to faith. The lack of confidence is fear. Homily

@Pontifex thinks hell is empty?

Your life fits under this news. #HeIsRisen #ChrisStefanick

#FatherMike Act in faith, not out of interest. Take off your spiritual raincoat.

#FatherMike Lessons from parents. Share. Have Friends. Manners. Pray. Don’t be lazy.

#FatherMike Ask. Offer. Accept. St. Francis de Sales

#BingeJesus

Don’t try to change His will.

#SisterCabrini sent to filthy site with no water and sees not what it is, but what it will be. >100,000 attended canonization mass 3 decades after death.

Dateline, 20/20, 48

#Dateline We really did go on three.

#Dateline Done being unappreciated, taken for granted, disrespected, unsupported, controlled, talked to any kind of way, abandoned. I’m done.

@DatelineNBC  where is the cast tonight?

#Dateline Becoming a motherless child is a difficult task no matter the age.

#Dateline Shot in the eye while awake. Hardly gets any worse.

#Dateline Cheat Lake, W.Va.

#Dateline The ATL DJ scene. Didn’t know it was all that. Money money money money.

#Dateline There had to be a sign. There had to be a clue.

#Dateline Evil comes in all shapes and sizes.

#Dateline A giggler could become VP.

#Dateline Blood on curtains, clumps of hair and a scarf.

#Dateline how many 9-month pregnant women commit suicide?

#Dateline That is one ugly Senate chamber. Geaux La.

@DatelineNBC Where Elvis got his start—Louisiana Hayride/Municipal Auditorium. Home of Kix Brooks and the Speaker of the House, Van Cliburn, Rose Center, Indy Bowl.

#Dateline I’m a clunker and I would have found something to grab—the mom.

#Dateline Doctor hubs did not know she needed to be on her back for CPR?

@DatelineNBC 1/3 Americans say they don't plan to have the inheritance talk. Put it in writing. Don't let second husband get family jewels.

#Dateline His mom is dog in his phone.

#ABC2020 I would have fought Goliath.

#ABC2020 Bad is the new good. Not falling for that.

#ABC2020 He uses Jenga, bubble gum, beanie babies.

#ABC2020 Bad spelling will get you every time.

#ABC2020 His brother dropped 20 pounds while searching.

#ABC2020 Thank goodness for hunters.

#ABC2020 About, for and by Jenelle.

#ABC2020 I never missed class at LSU until my last semester. But they are so big, no professor would have known either way.

#ABC2020 Anything she says is better than nothing.

#ABC2020 cell husband ??

#ABC2020 Nesting dolls. Suitcase. Backpack. Wallet. IDs.

#ABC2020 Horses. Dogs. Walkers. 4x4s.

#ABC2020 #specialedition You’re dead to me. I’ll check the obit.

#48Hours The Menendez brothers are married.

#48Hours He played a violin at her grave.

#48Hours She wrote the gov a letter every day for 9 years.

#48Hours She just remembers looking at three caskets over and over again.

#48Hours Lost 3/4 of her blood.

Politics

#JesseWatters I don’t have a deep enough shovel (to dig for what Biden has done).

#Moon The Ds don’t care if you live in a drug infested hell hole.

A political cartoon used the polka to mock James K. Polk.

@SpeakerMcCarthy people running for city council get asked more questions than her #truth

@DaveMcCormickPA looks like gd choice w W Pt, Bronze Star Gulf War, dr degree Princeton, W's treasury undersecretary, b. in Punxsutawney but opponent only comes out every 6 yrs.-his dad was gov. Believes simple maj helps w women, voting, worker rts, guns. 98.6% votes w Biden.

@realMikeLindell  Loved your book! U got by by the skin of ur teeth. Going to say flare prayers! Glad you got your hope match and found Jesus. The coincidences are crazy. Your bereavement leave is the best!

@SpeakerMcCarthy as business owner was first to arrive, last to leave and last to get paid. I don’t see Kamala working early or late and she’ll make sure she gets paid if there is any money left.

No R has won statewide in Cal. Since 2006.

Vote for Trump. Write no tax on tips on diner receipts.

#WSJ is right. Being Potus would be challenging for a young, vigorous leader. Much less Biden. #dontlettheoldmanin

Mike Johnson on Remain in Mexico. Biden says no can do. Mexico doesn't want it. MJ says you are the Pres. You make the call. Trump did it. Biden: things are different now.

@KarlRove your columns are becoming less and less Republican. Was it not a late-night half-a— wish? It’s like you are on her side now.

@KamalaHarris how many times do people have to tell you Trump is not affiliated with Project 25?

#CNN that’s a non answer on her race. Smart and loyal.  Laughing my …

#Fox #TedWilliams needs a #TidePen

@BretBaier #outrustbelt each other. Good one.

@IngrahamAngle kalamity kamality whatever. LOL

#Trump he was my first, second and third choice.

#Trump #RNCI could stop wars with a telephone call.

Donald Trump did not do Jan. 6. That’s all y’all have.

The Arnold Palmer comment was not good, Trump.

#JesseWatters The question was not what Kamala answered.

Better off after four years. No one. Unless you are a Mexican drug lord. Ted Cruz

#WSJ Harris claimed credit in the debate for the largest increase in domestic oil production in history. She might as well take credit for the sunrise.

#WSJ Trump's promise to disturb the status quo got him elected. Disruption is his brand.

#Trump Joe Biden should not be shouting angrily at America. America should be shouting angrily at Joe Biden.

Trump. We don’t punish prayer. We don’t tear down crosses. We don’t muzzle preachers. We celebrate faith, cherish religion, lift our voices in prayer and raise our sights to the glory of God.

I still think they should have forgotten the shoes. Let one of them go back and get them.

@dbongino is so right. Block the line of sight. Don’t let Trump go on stage.

#Fox #barbershop I’m here next to the President. I had to look great.

Millions in tax refund checks get stolen.

@SarahHuckabee She got to bring her son to work day much like Jill brings her husband to work day. Great line.

@SarahHuckabee  Kamala won’t and Joe can’t.

@mikepompeo he shuffles across the global stage. Good one.

Biden is juiced up, alright. With some energizer drug.

#JimJustice still has high approval. 6th most popular gov.

@bunnipounds  and  @700Club In Shreveport, we had a sheriff’s race where a candidate lost by one vote. After some legal matters, we are voting again on March 23. I will get your book.

#TheFive did someone just say manippleate?

@DougBurgum hap birth! Hope you get a spot in the Cabinet!

#candidatelivesmatter

@Corey_ComperGod bless you, sir.

Fed Adm on Aging advises that community service organizations receiving fed grants to feed vulnerable elderly not lead prayer of Thanksgiving beforehand. Unconstitutional.

#PaulHarvey We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed the unborn and called it choice.

@CharlesHurt  I am ashamed of my journalism profession. I would never ask a question handed to me or edit out something if asked. Rules are being broken.

@DatelineNBC Yea. I was a legislative assistant to a Senator. They do get threats. I called the state police and sheriff a time or two.

Research is a team sport. #JFK conference

@LindseyGrahamSC  pulled a funny with Jesse. Sean, thanks for having me. Lol

I get mad every time I read #peggynoonan she called  @SpeakerJohnson a bumpkin.

@JoeConchaTV Baaaa It’s the Clark Griswold presidency.

@IngrahamAngle You never put on a headpiece when you are president. Someone told that to my state senator boss. It was Dr. Seuss. He was reading to kids.

@KamalaHarris This is fake news. You, as usual, do not know what you are talking about. Senator Pressly’s sister was affected by this personally by her ex-husband trying to harm her. Go cackle somewhere else.

#danbongino Biden is like a daily finger prick.

#danbongino She can lie to Dems because they are stupid.

If Joe is “jet lagged” 12 days later, how can we expect him to represent us overseas? Such liars.

#Vance They disrespect their own countrymen by letting illegals in. That’s good.

@TaraBull808 He is not Joe. He is a body double and puppet. I have said this for three years.

I hope Webster doesn’t change the definition of alien.

Y’all all know Joe is asleep.

Vaca days: Carter 97 in 4 yrs, Reagan 335, Clinton 174, Obama 235, W 533.

Don’t California my state!

#jessewatters Stolen land, valor, nomination.

The Civil War filled many graves and brought mourning to many hearts. Lincoln

@MELANIATRUMP answers to how big is her bedroom or bathroom? “Comfortable.” How modest.

They got Biden a voice coach to improve his fading warble?

George Gascón, Los Angeles’ embattled progressive prosecutor, loses reelection bid. Baaa

TV

#AGT I like the sand art.

#AGT Boy Singer and Balance Act. Mouth agape.

#AGT Man jumping inside the balloon hilarious.

#AGT She sang out of her shoes.

#Jeopardy Viagra can prevent cut flowers from wilting for an extra week.

#Jeopardy The appendix story. No he did not audition same day.

#Jeopardy To get the last word, people put pennies on the grave of John Wilkes Booth.

#Jeopardy Why does she have a nail in her ear?

#GreysAnatomy It’s only weird if you make it weird.

#GreysAnatomy Intern on phone needs to go.

#GreysAnatomy He has early appendicitis. Take it out!

#GreysAnatomy You’re like a cold. I’ll get over it.

#GreysAnatomy  l heard a lot about you. Not like your social security number or anything.

#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding I sign on to your crazy.

#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding A day that will live in ugfamy.

#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding How did you manage to keep that riveting morsel to yourself?

@PatriciaHeaton instead of luggage, it’s a towel from two weeks tomorrow in the hall during a tornado warning. My favorite #everybodylovesraymond episode #AllWereSafe

#911on ABC When the Boeing gets tough…

#911onABC So glad he shaved. That thing was nasty.

#911onABC pre-Glee and post-Glee world.

#911onABC I’m your first. I won’t be your last.

#911 Honeymoon could be worse. Upside down cruise ship. Amen.

#911 Say all the things I needed to say or hear the things I needed to hear.

#HighPotential You need more interests than punctuality.

#HighPotential She talked to the printer which led me to a page about printing your own photo props. Never thought of that.

#whokilledjonbenetramsey #netflix  Note is magnum opus.

#PitchPerfect If at first you don’t succeed, pack your bags. Bad dad.

#Elsbeth police police

#SharkTank Lori is a Sag. Me, too. She is born a day before me. Different year.

#Oppenheimer Brilliance makes up for a lot.

@abc Do better #interrogationtapes break lines on a truck. Really?

#MyDoctorHasMyChildsFace Did not know you could do DNA paternity tests at home. 27 counts of fertility fraud

Miscellaneous

#husbandsayings I wonder how many deer I’ve seen die in my lifetime. #outdoorchannel

#husbandsayings Because you never know when you will see a loose board. She probably has a hammer in her purse.

#SavannahBananas is #HarlemGlobetrotters

Okla State will have QR codes on helmets to pay players.

3,000 products typically found in a 7-Eleven. Sold 153 million Slurpees in 2023.

Carrots. Watermelon. Blueberries. In Froot Loops in Canada.

General Mills rolled out an all-natural version of Trix colored with radishes, purple carrots, turmeric in 2016. Next year reintroduced the original after complaints.

Mail came on Sunday morning. Just looking at some of it.

Waste-filled balloons in Korea.

#MetGala Who wants to wear a dress that looks like it’s been slept in for 100s of years?

Vending machines for charities.

Prisoners sue to see #eclipse

Deepak Chopra says pleasure is overrated. More important is meaning and purpose. Pleasure is temporary. As long as you have it, then you have unease about not having it. He spends 4-5 of 16 hrs. meditating. Never bored. Has Vitamin-filtered shower.

How could one lady drink 3 daiquiris waiting on guy, two Manhattans with him and red wine at dinner?

#WSJ Crimes of language column. She forgot politicians. Airlines and Realtors beef up / puff up words.

Nearly half of Americans have a passport. I find that very high.

Handbags that cost more than a 2012 Toyota? Saw in a story. Not here!

#SeeYaLaterCalculator It would take you about 12 days to count to a million. To 1 billion, 32 yrs. 3 of 2 people have trouble w fractions.

@bamagirl_4_eva Urban Cowboy. Sound of Music. Gypsy. Mary Poppins.

Colored engagement stones are up 65 percent, says Manhattan jeweler. Individualism. These stones are less durable than diamonds.

1950s: There were 8 working age Americans for everyone over 65. Not anymore. Life expectancy in US was 67. Now 78. Interest on debt exceeds spending on natl defense.  #BalanceTheBudget

Harvard has more fencers at Olympics than most countries. 53 nations w fencers, 42 from Cambridge.

Glad Apple Intelligence will only support English initially.

Unworthy because I'm childless is still irritating.

Lady’s daughter said #DEI stands for didn’t earn it.

A tomato costs $10 in the Hamptons.

#smilefirst

Turn ? Into !

@washingtonpost lost $77 million last year.

Success is his revenge. Yes.

#KLOVE  laughter doesn’t add years to your life but can add life to your years.

#kloveawards Only award he thought he would win is hardest name to pronounce. Seph Schlueter. Name is really Joseph.

Some companies scaling back need for degrees.

Ancient Egyptian drs were 1st to explore and treat cancer. Two skulls w tumors found from 4,000 yrs ago. Cuts were made in areas. Whether alive treatment or to research - just wow.  Egyptians built prostheses & put in dental fillings.

#WSJ Who you know networking is back. It’s always been who you know.

983 applied for tech job. Candidate who got it not one of them. It was a referral from a woman he knew from past job searches.

I hate bullies. Letter to editor points out pre-cell and Internet, it stopped when you got home.

Man’s TV broke. Actually listened to classical music and a Cubs game.

Who would want lab-grown meat?

About 41% of Americans say they socialized with neighbors once a month in 2022. Down from 61 in 1974.

I always keep my plane seatbelt on. Always.

Is counter-protestor a new word?

I do not accept depravity.

He is sheltering in a fallen tree.

A shoe alters brain chemistry?

Wash. school allows pride club but not faith club?

Women say there are more anxious, stressed, tired, worried and pessimistic than men. Less likely to recall smiling and are in more pain.

I see nothing wrong with thin-girl clothes. What a stupid debate.

@MerriamWebster Huzzah

1/3 of Americans have a tat. No way.

I don’t care for Crumbl.

There is a word for fear of airborne spheres. Sfairesphobis. I have it. Especially at a baseball game.

Please tell me I didn’t just see valentines out at Pop Shelf. Christmas first.

About 100,000 U.S. adults ages 65 and up remarried in 2022. Double 1990. More Americans than ever will turn 65 in 2025.

Stampedes for food kill 32 in Nigeria.

Who just sets someone on fire?

Young girl wants old-fashioned typewriter!

2,792 La citizens don’t know their gender.

 

Fave Miscellaneous Tweets 2023

 

Miscellaneous

About time for #Shreveport to have a good weekend. Air Show above, LSU Ladies going to Final Four, Burns and Toms winning golf, voting, Norton walk, Pro-Life van coming through, mission at church.

@club_birthday  Add #BobbyFlay to the mix with  @JoeyB @LawrenceBJones3  #SusanDey #EmilyDickinson

#BuzzAldrin I’d love if someone told me I was the whole #WizardOfOz package.

Houston janitor accused of spreading STD to multiple women via office building's water bottles. YOU ARE SICK.

School crossing guard retires at 91 after 50 years. Weighs less than 100.

@MerriamWebster I come across them all the time. Plethora, myriad come to mind.

Replying to @MerriamWebster freak (a word you overuse)

Haven't heard this one. Shakira discovered she was allegedly being cheated on by former partner Gerard Piqué via the missing contents of her jam jar. She was out of town; he doesn't eat it.

#Amazon ending charity program. Average donation to so many charities was $230.

U.S. has accountant shortage. No surprise to me. Last thing I’d want to be. Gag.

Denny’s restaurant sign falls on car in Kentucky, killing 1 and injuring 2.

Panhandlers don’t like classical music.

Virtual confetti is the way to go.

Doll with hearing aids genius.

Georgians curse with greatest frequency, followed by Maryland and N,M. Minn. is least swearing.

#JaydenDaniels took him to museums and the jewelry store where the Rams got their ring.

Just threw away a 36-year-old coffee cup.

#JFK OneDayInAmerica I wasn’t faster than a speeding bullet. Clint Hill

#TrickOrTreat Kids don’t like Dots, dad. Will you subscribe to my youtube channel? Here‘s the QR code.

Marriage involves a lot more shouting “I’M IN THE BATHROOM” than I originally thought. Retweet

Hobart, N.Y. 8 used book stores in town of 351. #TheVillageThatBooksBuilt

#TheFoodThatBuiltAmerica Country Squares. That name is atrocious.

There is a #Braille flag with the Pledge on it.

#PharmacistShortage what’s next?

And in Louisiana Realtors don’t have to disclose murders, ghosts or AIDS.

Thrilled beyond words to see a weight gain product.

Dave Isay dropped out of med school to create #storycorps

Painter Adam Elsheimer when buried left only a worn coat, a blanket chewed by mice, some cheap furniture, a pair of white boots. Couldn't support widow or 2 yr old.

MTM mom came down w bronchitis while visiting & she called Mt Sinai & Dr. Levine, on duty, agreed 2 examine her. When he later told MTM 2 call if problems arose, she asked if acute loneliness is gd enough reason 2 call him. He said he could not think of better 1 2 b awakened.

Hogs outnumber people in Iowa.

People really count diversity percentages in films and movies onscreen and behind? Had no idea.

Toilet paper was food.

I don’t think everyone fell in love with Amy Schneider or part of her like she thinks.

35% said they are somewhat or likely to offer lump sums to former employees in the next 2 yrs, up from 31 in 22.  40% take the upfront.

Co-parenting is also about joys of the park, hikes, outings, Sunday waffles.

#BenjaminHall They said as clear as anything, in front of my eyes, they said, Daddy, u’ve got 2 get out of the car — & I came back & I opened my eyes & by instinct, I crawled to the outside of the car & I managed 2 get a couple steps out when the 3rd bomb them hit the car itself.

Wyoming judge won’t hear Kappa case where they were forced to admit a biological man.

In 19, 57% of U.S. kids lived w 2 parents. Down 80% in 80. In 19, 60% of kids whose moms had hi schl degree lived w both parents, drop from 83% in 80. 84% of kids w college moms lived w both in 19. In 19, 38% of black kids lived w married parents. Not just about lightening load.

There really is a Sweet Home, Ala.

Woman wants her grave marker to say I’m With Stupid. He will grant it.

I hate bullying. Just read something about classmates refusing to sign the yearbook of a student.

Does flavored Spam make anyone want to eat it more?

Wait, a bearded man in a dress greeted kids at Disney. Make it stop.

19% of employers offer pet insurance.

Genius of #Pepcid to sponsor hot dog contest.

Harvard undergrads working in dorms, libraries, dining halls pushing to unionize.

Heard this somewhere today. You stop a kitchen fire before it becomes a house fire before it becomes a forest fire.

Now there’s a shooting on a simple bus ride.

102 yr old leads exercises four times a week.

Why are they called hemorrhoids and not asteroids?

@kimkomando sees her lost luggage in a newspaper photo !

BLM & related causes received $82.9 billion from corps. Walmart $100 million. Amazon $169.5 mill. Allstate $7.7 mill. Am Express $50 mill. Apple $100 mill. AT&T $21.5 million. Nike $90 Nike. Airlines gave too. Bank of America 18.25 mill. Disney $8.8 million.

Crawfish can be nuisance for La. lawns. Who knew? Can be controlled with drain opener product called Lye. 1 T poured into the burrowed-up dirt will get rid of crawfish. They don't eat 'em?

Since 2018, Utah, Virginia and Washington have passed Donna’s Law, registries for those who think they could become suicidal and don’t want the ability to buy a gun on a whim.

Bride Magazine Puts Hairy Man In Dress On Latest Cover

His new face still grows hair.

#September11 contacts burned his eyes, but still alive.

There is a cave rescue association.

Births decline in most states, 15% in US since 07 w 9% more women.  Last yr 2.8 workers for every SS recipient. Now 2.2. Median age women give b is 30, 3 yrs older than 1990.

60% of people who choose to haggle for a mattress succeeded. Saved a median of $245.

Anheuser-Busch stock down 18 percent since April. Baaaaa

#Doors We like to keep some more open than others.

We were taught to write at the 6th grade level in journalism. I wonder if it's 4th now?

I remember when @tobykeith didn’t win awards that he should have. Blake Shelton said if nominated for an award, “I hope it’s against you.” Funny. The Almighty has been riding shotgun with me, Toby said.

The avg. person sighs 12 times per hour.

In 1834, a frenzied mob attacked and burned a convent on nuns in Boston. None of the firemen present intervened and some joined the riot. :(

I will not try ranch ice cream. That is all.

No new job has gotten as much attention as NY rat czar. 10,000 applied.

Francis Scott Key served as a district attorney for eight years.

Sock. Made in America, he said. She said, I’m tired of socks made in China #xmas

I’m pumped, she said, as she opened Curel. Pun intended? #xmas

Is watching someone’s home while at a funeral not a thing anymore?

It is concerning that a school portrait photographer pleads guilty to child porn.

More than 40 percent of S. Korean women want their proposal in a hotel.

Sign says if you want to spend, earn.

I do not understand why anyone would want a razor with a scented handle.

Scott Pelley was a copy boy at 15. You were supposed to be 16. His entire career in search of truth began with a lie. He believes an aggrieved veteran injected errors into an obit published under his name that cost him his job. Who would ruin an obit?

Minneapolis police shrunk 35% since 2020. Funding for 731. They have 571.

Replying to @stewartcatheyjr This begs the question. Is there only one state nut?

I hope this nonsense of warming freezers doesn’t poison our ice cream.

Emmitt Till’s funeral open casket. #TodayYearsOld

Long time ago but just read that a 2-story float's top section crumbled, pinning sacks of cabbages and bags of carrots atop a rider who couldn't move and was injured.

More than a million Americans have been conceived through artificial insemination and in vitro fertilization. I’ve often wondered if some date each other unknowingly.

Learned the AF is discouraging the use of mom and dad.

Dude was in 2 plane crashes. Surviving is 1 in 11 quadrillion and 560 trillion.

If you haven’t seen the Jets kid, find it.

June marks the 50th anniversary of the Up Stairs Lounge arson at a gay bar at 604 Iberville in NOLA. 32 died. Officially unsolved despite being the deadliest crime against LGBTQ+ people in US history until the 2016 Pulse nightclub massacre in Orlando. #TodayYearsOld

BMW unveils car that can change color.

Hockey player skips Pride Night. "My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion," Ivan Provorov says.

LSU great Alex Bregman stops by to visit Liam Dunn, victim of deadly Brusly high speed chase

“LaSell Parish.” Might as well have said county, too.

Someone dropped a phone in the pool. Another says that’s why I see #FindingNemo every time you call.

Highest utility rate is in Niger where the avg. woman gives birth to 6.49 children.

Now saddles can be microchipped.

There were 133 opioid-related deaths among children younger than 3 in 2021.

General Motors Funds Transgenderism Efforts in Children’s Classrooms. Leaning toward Lexus now.

To Weather RI . This southern girl will play.

People who are cross-eyed are more likely to cheat.

Fool Proof book review. Nobody wants to play the sucker, the gull, the chump, the dupe, the hick, the loser, the fool.

Retweeted When I’m mad at my husband, I got to Target and spend money. When I’m really mad, I still?? something is missing

Ga. Did Bull - y TCU.

#Stay+ Run that marathon, former cancer patient.

@JasonGay I don't know that child's game either, but I think it's Minecraft. Not Minercraft.

Only in La. would your watch think you fell when you hit a pothole.

Column says Disney is the happiest place on earth except when you’re paying for it.

How does an emergency slide fall out of a plane?

Cameras on buses. Yes.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Steven Wright lol

She had the curious American relative pronouns: what the hell, why the hell, where the hell, who the hell, how the hell were the only ones she used. Christina Stead, The People with the Dogs

 

Fave TV Show Tweets 2023

 

Golden Bachelor, Generation Gap, AGT, Manifest, 25 Words, Jeopardy, Natalia, Night Agent, Shark, Alaska, Resident, Tough As Nails, Wheels

#GoldenBachelor Did I at least get a petal? Hilarious.

#GoldenBachelor I need poised on my bingo card.

#GoldenBachelor No one is attractive and many should not wear what they have on.

#GoldenBachelor has bad grammar. He said pulpable. Not a word.

#GoldenBachelor 3.7 million viewers last season. 10 million 18 years ago.

#SharkTank Robert’s had some facial work.

#NewAmsterdam beautiful ending and song #everythingworksoutintheend

#NewAmsterdam You get motion sickness going down an escalator.

#NewAmsterdam I short circuited.

#GenerationGap The dad had to go potty.

#NightAgent Biggest investigation since JFK. Me: Well, that’s not going anywhere.

#Jeopardy Three-named people. What about four-named people? Five if you add my married name.

#Jeopardy There is a gap year assoc.

#Jeopardy Dude might be spy for knowing German lower house.

#Jeopardy How do these bimbos not know #TerryBradshaw?

#Jeopardy No one knows hallowed from the Our Father but one knew fanny pack. This country is in trouble.

#Jeopardy Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt

#Jeopardy Did not know Bob Kerrey received the Medal of Honor. #todayyearsold

#Jeopardy Didn’t realize the placenta is an organ.

#Jeopardy Peter Roget struggled with depression for most of his life and the thesaurus arose partly from an effort to battle it. A biographer stated that his obsession with list-making as a coping mechanism was well established by the time Roget was eight years old.

#Jeopardy 1,000th crane to ask someone to prom is cool.

#AGT Fastest man on two arms? Best Box jumper. Smiler.

#AGT She is doing a handstand on his side pole handstand.

#AGT Female magicians are few.

#AGT I live with my disability. She waved with her feet. Beautiful smile.

#Manifest Jared or Zeke?

#Manifest Tonsil hockey

#Manifest We’ve done more with less.

#TheResident Given the choice between hope and action, I’ve always chosen action.

#ToughAsNails Why carry something if it rolls pretty well?

#FunnyYouShouldAsk There is a ballerina at age 85. Comedian: I loved her in the Hipcracker. Lol

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man hid in Cleveland zoo for year. True or false? Man, how ugly was this guy, asked comedian.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man catches girlfriend on ghost camera. Now she's no longer his boo.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Leonardo da Vinci invented the resume. He needed to market himself. In 1482, he wrote a document outlining all of his achievements and capabilities and addressed it to the Duke of Milan.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Z was once removed from the alphabet? Howie says it would make it hard to see ebras at the o

#FunnyYouShould Someone has the gold and frankincense given to Jesus. BillEngvall But wait, there’s myrrh.

Question was about something written in blood. Joke was every word was a Type O.

And a man wrecked because he had JesusTakeTheWheel It was true.

#25WordsOrLess Seattle: not capital of Wash.

#Wheel Flight surgeon thought it was carriage proposal.

#AlaskaDaily Claire, you scooped me.

#AlaskaDaily Standing there you almost look harmless. They teach you that in Journalism School.

#GiulianiSeries He had to deal with the Mafia and Wall Street fraud.

#TheGameShowShow there was a serial killer on #TheDatingGame

I seriously cannot believe people can walk down the streets in New York smoking dope.

Even Worse Than Philly: The Baltimore Police Department Solves Fewer Than One-In-Four Murders

Fave Political Tweets 2023

 

Political

Re: political talk at holiday lunches zoom. Anyone want pie? Anyone want whipped cream on that pie? Anyone want some coffee? How to redirect. Not this girl!

#DanBongino #KJP is a train wreck, plane wreck, shipwreck. Lol

#DanBongino Stop being a stupid smart person.

#DanBongino Joeybagofdonuts

#RedAndBlueDebate Chinese flags flying in Cally.

#RedAndBlueDebate Fla. is not a state of freedom, said Newsom. Bonked his head.

#RedAndBlueDebate Tax on gas is 78 cents in Cally!

#RedAndBlueDebate Newsom is a blizzard of lies. He is cocky and has an annoying voice. Gruesome Newsom.

@JimJusticeWV I would vote for you just because of your dog.

DeSantis called Biden a listless vessel.

DeSantis line about the freedoms is the best. Freedom to defecate and build tents and do drugs. It’s insane.

Can’t believe Ron DeSantis has campaign material in Spanish. Pet peeve.

Chicago had a song Does Anybody Know What Time It Is? Now we know. Sen. Cortez on the resolution for the times of each senator’s farewell speech #lalege

#Santos how do you lie about your mother dying in 9/11?

#caralago and #garagegate are funny.

What if your license plate was - - - GOP and you were a Dem? Saw one the other day.

Missouri is now one of 11 states where women hold a majority of Supreme Court seats.

1.6 million people 13 and above ID as trans. Sounds high to me.

Sarah Sanders signs bill to create monument to the unborn at Arkansas Capitol. SarahHuckabee not to rule but to serve!

SenRickScott said there are 77,000 vacant fed buildings we are paying for.

Gov debate. Hunter Lundy is right about the party going in too early for Landry. Very unfairly done. I’m on Team Schroder.

#RonZiegler once worked at Disneyland as a skipper on the popular Jungle Cruise attraction in Adventureland. He later served as a press aide on Nixon's unsuccessful California gubernatorial campaign in 1962.

Trump doesn’t need to exercise for me to know he has energy. He plays golf, people.

#FOX She’s right. The only thing to stop this nonsense is to elect Trump.

22 of the nation’s 45 lt. govs are women.

A statesman looks to the next generation. A politician does not.

Caroline Kennedy said you know 138 times in an interview.

@piersmorgan It’s the Morgan bounce. Speaking on the DeSantis poll bump. Funny. He said Trump is chaos and drama and that’s his friend.

#MakeAmericaFlorida

#MarcoRubio congats on SNAP reform. My fave call ever was a lady who was behind someone at Dollar Tree saying she had spent 92$ on Easter candy. “Not a vegetable in sight.”

Biden MUST take a cognitive exam.

Do not relax the dress code in the Senate.

Accidentally released from prison due to a clerical error. You’re fired!

RIP, Joe the Plumber.

17 fed hq buildings are at 25% or < capacity.

@williamtaft27 long ago joke. Taft was the politest man in Washington. The other day he gave up his seat on the street car to three ladies.

@Silent_Calvin  long ago joke. Calvin Coolidge doesn't say much. And when he does, he doesn't say much.

@HerbertHoover31 made a fortune in mining and had homes in China, London, DC and Calif. and an apartment at the Waldorf. #WSJ

You can see a malignant tumor of @GroverCleveland at the Mutter.

#SOTU Pretty sure Joe drank the lead water.

Cuomo was named Florida Realtor of the Year. Funny.

FaveTweets Crime Shows 2023

 

Dateline, 20/20, 48 Hours, Other Crime

Drugs and ammo in his hotel room vent.

All these people have tats.

That man should come with a warning label.

I had those sheets.

8 yrs for a divorce.

@Dateline should ask the question Would you stay with a friend who just had a relative murdered?

Rep. Denise Marcelle appeared. #lalege

Seems like an odd route to Penn. South then east?

She didn’t walk up there and fall dead.

Don’t create a John Smith Fb page to buy a bike. Note to self.

When in doubt call all about.

Can you not get his address from the cell bill?

Shot 14 times. Not just losing your cool. You want this person dead.

Jigsaw puzzle of 2,000 pieces with 25 percent missing and you don’t have the box to look at the picture.

Detective gave her eulogy.

They grow huge water lilies.

13,000 calls and texts in one month.

Coasters. Matchbooks. Party favors. At a funeral. ??

Coeur D’Alene Idaho is beautiful.

He did a Benadryl experiment.

He left their bed to crawl backyards and bring home undie trophies.

The priest had to lie.

He went by Dufus O’Reilly.

Death certificate cut out of the vital records book. Cruel to use that infant death I.D.

At least you didn’t literally get burned. She’s a pyro.

She lived in 39 different places. 48. 5 husbands. Could kill someone in front of a cop and make him believe she didn’t.

Murder victim buried under their dad.

It was like bugs hitting a windshield. The Facebook arrest post.

Yay for the lady PI locating the delivery guy. He said they were arguing.

I think she had appendicitis.

He called him a cockaroach.

His nickname was College Prep.

Fresh eyes or blind luck.

Parking ticket is alibi.

Why does a nurse need to moonlight at a bar? And I would not go out with someone named Tim McVay/Veigh.

He spit on TV.

Anyone know if driver’s license tests are in foreign languages?

#Dateline said #redsolocup @tobykeith

Cold blooded. Ruthless. Lamentable. And that’s why Matt Murphy hasn’t lost a case.

If someone ever makes up a lie about me, I hope they don’t call me a druggie. Everyone would know better. But that’s low.

How do you meet someone at the movies?

Took the fifth 140 times. Why put her on the stand?

Who doesn’t check for gun fingerprints?

#LaciPeterson He lied about lying.

No one leaves the grave or reception of their spouse before everyone else.  He went home to get out the life insurance policy.

You don’t often hear about a condom being found.

We will search for moments full of you.

#abc2020 Sometimes I’d like to trade places with him so he could have a gunshot wound and I could be normal. But not in jail. They stopped nine black HHRs that night. The hospital is on lockdown. There is no story in my head that would lead to Aunt Barbara getting shot. Kalamazoo people are going to know car makes. Spoke at her sister’s funeral instead of wedding. Did her hair for her casket instead of a party.

#abc2020 #WalkAway should be the theme of every show.

#abc2020 I was just sure the little dude did it.

#abc2020 I’ve always thought Polly Klaas lived in a very nice home.

#abc2020 #newyearsevil

#48Hours He didn’t ask about his wife for 2 hrs.

#48Hours Car stitching hunt finds car. Genius.

#48Hours It all could have changed if they called 911. Three digits on a phone.

#48Hours I wonder how much evidence is found near bus stations and who gags someone with cigarettes?

#WhoKilledRobertWane Had he ever spent the night there before? He lost 2/3 of his blood and it’s nowhere to be found. Detectives always go to funerals. But the suspect having his own receiving line is new.

How did anyone not report the #Hyundai 10 miles away? And how was a PhD student stupid enough not to hide it? #Idaho

Bryan Kohberger’s sister starred in horror movie where young people get stabbed. I have tried to find the square footage. Anyone? #Idaho

The Mississippi tends to collect a lot of people who go missing.

Suddenly fascinated by automated license plate readers.

#TorsoKiller Dress in light clothes for where you’re going. It’s going to be hot there, said the judge.

#NataliaGrace Evil. She’s earned every single letter of it.

#PerfectStrangers Every ninth name of every fifth precinct.

#JodiArias dated vampire hunter and old geyser.

#FloribamaMurders Meth sores #IWasTodayYearsOld

#Murdaugh I like this young juror. Smart at 22. Creates two story lines. Guilty or not guilty but doesn’t decide til the end. Ainsley said Alex never talks about church or God. Important in SC.

#FloridaTeenMurders You wore my ass out. But don’t think I didn’t use you. Sheriff Billy Woods to the media.

Man’s body still missing 3 years after Georgia medical examiner shipped it via FedEx.

Trying to figure out how MGM would be liable in Las Vegas shooting.

#Idaho dude not “framed like the Mona Lisa.”

Did I hear it right that #Idaho talked to serial killer Edmund Kemper who murdered 10 people, as well as his own mom & her bf, from May 1972 to April 1973? Nicknamed Co-ed Killer as most of his victims were female college students hitchhiking in the vicinity of Santa Cruz County.

Amanda Knox was a child named Eureka.

I will turn the page and leave you behind. Murdaugh judge

Her body had to thaw before examination.# StormOfSuspicion

Killed in his cap and gown. No words anyone should hear.

Why would the bishop’s housekeeper’s husband kill him?

Religious Tweets 2023

 

David Jeremiah

I never met anybody who said I’m praying too much.

We have come a long way. From posting notices people gathered around to instant messages.

Israel — where our faith began.

Getting to know him, know him, know him better, make him known.

Keep seeking. Keep asking.

Authors, artists, poets, sculptors, musicians, all have used the Bible in works.

I’ve always had an incredible motor.

Jesus never out promises himself.

Satan tempts us. God tests us to make us better.

If you have the choice of the word of God and gold or more gold, choose the word of God.

Some guy said I don’t want to be a Christian because I couldn’t have fun anymore. It’s the greatest joy you will ever know.

His purpose is to change us. Not for us to change him.

Joel Osteen

God has net-breaking blessings coming for you. God knows how to get you overflow.

The Real Housewives of Nazareth.

Rejection could mean protection.

Have some “are you not the God” of stories. God of finding spouse. Spared from pandemic/wreck. Promotion.

If you only knew…what was ahead for you. He is positioning you.

Put up healthy, whole, vibrant pictures of yourself if you are sick. #WellAbled

Have that same idea in your mind as you do of editing pictures of you in your phone. If not good, delete.

God is about to open up a faucet of favor. Not a drip. Are you brushing up against him or touching him?

God knows how to make rivers in the desert. Barren ground into fertile.

You can’t outrun God. You can’t keep a praiser down.

Go where God is (leading you).

Other Religious

#700Club #BethMoore Her protector was her perpetrator.

#700Club Endometrial spoke to her as End of My Trial. Cool!

#700Club My nickname is LazaRICK. Healed man.

#700Club Jesus can untwist and unlock.

#Homily He is Mr. Right before marriage. Nothing is right after.

Great Pastor Bell message. Injured military man in hospital with no legs. He wakes up and says grab the towels. From a memory when he spilled milk as a child with his mom said that. He thought she would be upset, but not so much #GrabTheTowels

#SenatePrayer see the you in us not the us in you. 

In the Pieta, one of Mary’s hands is in an offering position. Art zoom

#KLOVE Prayer is not the least you can do. It’s the most you can do.

Flocknote is a cool name for a communication management tool helping Catholic parishes engage, inform and inspire parishioners.

#FatherMike In marriage someone can place demands on you.

#DennisQuaid The red words of Jesus.

#RhodaWise Apparition of Jesus. Injured foot cured by St. Terese. Stigmata on forehead. Witnesses allowed. Mother Angelica met her as a child. After novena suggested, healed. Raised as Protestant. Daughter died. Hubs alcoholic. 39 lb ovarian cyst. Befriended sisters with 1 locked spiritually. Devoted to Sacred Heart. Dr. has 47 tumors in lung broken into body. 3 straight days of chemo. Wife puts his shirt on chair that Jesus sat on. He stood up first time in months.

#Guideposts this sounds like me. Learning to quilt and seeing the fabric to my skirt.

1.6 billion Bibles have been distributed by the Gideons alone.

Fave 2022 Miscellaneous Tweets

 

Miscellaneous

Poking Around is a cool name for a column.

#Sonic dude introduced himself as my window expert.

NyQuil tweets about cough syrup chicken — the latest dangerous and gross TikTok trend.

#QEII had a daily piper.  #KingCharlesIII His shoelaces are ironed and he has six types of honey, not to mention the toothpaste of one inch. 80 percent of Britain knows of only this queen. Her coffin is lit.

At least 60 percent of U.S. tobacco purchases are made in gas stations. #CStores

@TalbotsOfficial I asked you to leave me alone. You don’t read your mail. I am not paying your bill. Read it. You just don’t get it. Card is torn up. Never going there again.

There is a site called #wikifeet

#barbaric A box that appeared to contain teeth that were forcibly removed from torture victims.

The cost of an average candy bar today is $1.69, but the cost of the sugar in it is only roughly $.02.

Car innovations include asking something instead of using owner manual. What’s that building on the right? Karaoke, too.

#UP2somefun

#JonGordon You don’t have to be great to serve. You have to serve to be great.

Art sees art.

A professor at the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga, hid $50 inside a locker for any of his 70 students to find, but none did. The instructions were hidden on the second page of the syllabus.

I might have to go to this one day. In Ville Platte, they have the Cotton Festival.  They have a medieval event in which riders charge lance-first against the enemies of cotton, symbolically vanquishing the bollworm, boll weevil, flood, drought, rayon, nylon, silk.

Nobel as in Peace Prize invented dynamite.

Glad #Delta changed its pay for flight attendants to boarding as well.

Between ‘17 and ‘19, more than 50 percent of couples set up wedding hashtags.

Well, that’s not lucky or charmed. #TaintedCereal

Just watched DVD on #ElectroconvulsiveTherapy #ECT which is supposed to subdue unwanted emotions. Woah. Scary stuff to produce a seizure to “reboot” the brain.

@Tunnel2Towers great story in the @WSJ We are huge fans.

#DavidMcCcullough liked to use a typewriter, the sound of it, the bell ringing at the end of a line.

@PatriciaHeaton I hate New Year’s Eve. Overrated. Never had fun. Go to bed before midnight.

#Alavert is a good name for an allergy drug.

Hippos can run 20 m.p.h.

Note to self. Don’t go to the Bahamas. Swollen. Convulsing. Nauseous. Sad to hear 3 of 4 died. Awful news.

Um, no on the weird ice cream. Macaroni. Pizza. Goat cheese. Ham.

I know very little about Elon Musk. X AE A-XII is one of his kids.

He might be a woman in a wheelchair.

Even thrift stores are getting pricier.

I am suddenly fascinated by turtles.

Woman says medicine saved her body, but creativity saved her life. Cancer gave her permission to dream beyond her current circumstances.

These bubble skirts are gross. #PuffPieces #Inflated

Man Dies in Crash After GPS Directs Him to Bridge That Was Washed Away

Martha Stewart was a model? #TodayYearsOld

Do you think a kid with Downs should be in the school band if he can’t read music and is a drummer? A mother has fought for this.

The Center for Missing and Exploited Children logged 29 million calls to its tip line last year. 35 percent rise.

Did I hear this right that some companies would rather pay for abortions than give women time off for having a baby?

Kick Off National Rice Month The Rice Way

Disgusting subhuman being.  Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

A shooting on Rosary Street.

I prefer to pick my charities. A deadbeat tenant is not one of them.

Diving Bell & the Butterfly In 1995, Jean-Dominique Bauby, editor-in-chief of French ‘Elle,' suffered stroke & was paralyzed & speechless, but conscious, trapped w locked-in syndrome. Using his only functioning muscle -left eyelid – he dictated painstakingly spelling by letter.

Did you know that nationally only .1 percent of pregnancies result in an infant adoption placement?

These illegal fraudulent Chile adoptions are sad.

To share my world with you is disgusting, says parent. Parkland shooter does not get death penalty.

Someone describing their dad. He was like vitamins for the spirit.

I never thought about it, but I’m reading a book that mentions a Braille watch.

Is it still OK to say sit Indian style?

Close to perfect, far from normal is great #KeyWest slogan.

A course on #TaylorSwift is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Mercedes Benz LED Ambient Lighting - 64 Colors helps set the mood in your GLC 300 SUV.

Pearl River County woman missing for 40 years found alive in Texas.

Dead people have been found on buses in Seattle.

Driver hits pedestrian, passengers rob him. Was it planned? You are very sick people.

Of all the things, this takes the cake. It is now said to be shameful to be weighed by your doctor.

Ladybugs can be either female or male.

Flight attendant works til age 86!

There are caskets as small as 12 inches on up to Sumo wrestler size to basketball player height.

56.4 percent of third grade children in Louisiana had damage to a tooth’s surface or enamel.

Flamethrower. What are the rules for purchase?

Shame on #Uber for charging wait time fees to those with disabilities. They will now be compensated.

Only 1 percent in Britain have A/C.

Now we’ve got foster parents making kids eat their own vomit.

A floating abortion clinic? Losers.

A story made me wonder how a disabled person living alone can escape a fire.

Sad. He is precious. 7-year-old reported missing in Texas found dead inside washing machine.

3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Potatoes are hard to find at Kroger and Jason's Deli. What is this? The Great Famine of Ireland from the 1800s?

Now someone lit fires and waited for the residents to come out to shoot them.

Communities require DNA registration to trace dog poop back to owner.

Someone could get a T-shirt from a thrift shop and become something they are not. Never thought about it.

A study conducted on 40,000 words in the English language found that about 6,670 words started with T, which is the most common letter to start a word.

2020's Miscellaneous Tweets

 

Miscellaneous

Grill controlled by app “wifire.”

Um. I forgot how cheap gas is.

@DollyParton We need you. No more than I need you. Sweet.

Anyone else worried about the destruction of the English language, too, with all the media errors?

Nothing like clean sheets.

#LittleRockNine literally had to watch their backs, tacks in their seats, scalding showers, pee in their locker

El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President

Sharon Osbourne Criticized for Firing Assistant She Sent into Her Burning Home

More people propose on Christmas. Kind of thought Valentine’s.

@editorswindler You are my hero. “I love lost ring stories. It’s my niche.” What a great @InsideEdition story today.

If you don't want to finish eating something to lose weight, put some detergent on it. Heard this somewhere.

@Whataburger thanks for the eggshell and no sausage on the other order that should have had some.

#TheBoysintheBoat Had I studied violin, perhaps I’d have never had to do the dishes. Realize rowing is a tough sport. Sorry to hear of the young record holder’s loss of life.

#GoldenGlobes Who knew that when I posed for this at #CrimeCon that it would get nominations?

You can ask Alexa poop songs. What comes up is by Toilet Bowl Cleaners: Poop in my Fingernails, ButtCheeks, Fecal.

You would think that they would give me the ninth tea even if discontinued. Shame. @McAlistersDeli

Valerie Bertinelli when something bad happens, she'll see a minus sign and put a plus through it.

Dude finds VCR tape of kid taking first steps 26 years ago and finds him!

Cancer rate in U.S. fell 2.2% from 16-17!

#JeffreyEpstein I love hearing about a good trash pull. People are a sport to him.

To the news media. I wouldn't call eight years almost 10 years. It was exactly eight years ago yesterday. #LSU

Man With 30 Kids Requests Child Support Break

Who dumps jet fuel over a playground?

OMG Feminist Author Pushes Nude Models for Children to Make Them 'Relaxed' about Their Sexuality

HOA wants to kick orphaned teen out of grandparents' house.

#Eminem is sick. Music to be murdered by.

#TwoAndAHalfMen If he doesn’t come back, you stalk him

Colin O’Brady, 34, at the end of his Antarctica trek on day 53, went 32 hrs. straight to end his 932-mile quest. O’Brady practiced doing planks with his hands in ice buckets and wall-sits with his feet in ice buckets.

Funny how sinister means situated to the LEFT or ill omen by reason of being on the left UNFAVORABLE, UNLUCKY, FRAUDULENT!

Building a baby snowman cool way to announce.

Native American women on reservations are murdered at high rates. 84% of American Native and Alaska. 30% is the share of Montana's missing women and girls in July 2017 who are Native American even though they are only 3% of the population.

I agree, sir. My parents sacrificed for the college education of three children in five years.

10,000 lives could be saved annually if emergency responders could get to 911 callers just 1 min. faster.

That drug tunnel story! Stunned. Omg

Sad that Macy’s and Bloomingdale’s will stop selling furs. Gucci and Prada have sworn off it. Yeah for the lady who kept her mom’s mink because it’s like a warm hug. #WornWithLove

Using chopsticks involves more than 30 joints and 50 muscles in the fingers, wrist, arm and shoulder.

#Paperblast has a game with a typo.

There is no speak no ill of the dead in journalism. #PeggyNoonan

Dude has only given out 3 business cards in three years, 1 to a curious relative. They are now confetti.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z Caught on Camera Remaining Seated for Super Bowl National Anthem LOSERS

#JennaBush lost her phone on an NYC subway and did the #findmyphone thing and someone contacted her.

Homicide is the leading cause of death of pregnant women in La.?

Pulled up to @BurgerKing and guy said Welcome to my kingdom. Howled.

Iowa Brewery Receives Push Back After Announcing Drag Queen Bingo Event Marketed to Children

Interesting lists: Amazon has taken over retail. Uber has taken over cabs. Apple and Spotify have taken over music.

You can graduate from high school without ever having to make a phone call. Book reservations or a ride.

O. Henry was a thief.

Jerusalem Syndrome. Learn something every day.

When your typo for Long becomes #Kong, you create a monster.

Who is this sick woman posing as a baby photographer and drugging the mothers with a cupcake?

Up to size 80?

It’s about time they arrest Idaho psycho woman. Took way too long.

Will it ever stop? MasterCard is allowing transgenders to use the name of their choice on their credit card.

Knowledge is power, but it is nothing without action. Scott Weidle

6 King Cake faves I had the pleasure of trying: Gambino's, Lowder's, Southern Maid, Antoine's,

Haydel's, Whole Food. 1^st was best.

Cameras are even in the woods, dumb criminals.

#LastWhistle Not based on a true story. Based on many.

You don’t wake up to be mediocre.

#HusbandSayings California has a portal.

You might have GO and you might have Ba. But you can’t have bingo. #SteveHarvey cell phone commercial

Belle of the boil.

If you don’t deal with your demons, your demons will deal with you. Ben Affleck

Drag queens give Future Drag Queen stickers to 4 year olds in Brooklyn school.

Marigold is a cool name.

This State Might Require Gender-Neutral Toy and Clothing Aisles in Stores RIDICULOUS

The most tagged city in the world on Instagram is Los Angeles.

Warming the world one bowl at a time.

Worry is a dark room where negatives develop.

Men are wearing pearls.

There’s a toilet that knows to open the lid when you get near.

One in 4 parents living w children is unmarried. 59% of Americans 18-44 have cohabitated.

I always remind my husband how frugal I am. No debt.

Kevin Hart’s son would rather give up his leg than phone.

From Reader’s Digest: a chicken just told me her three favorite composers. Bach Bach Bach

In 2014-5 sweeps of Ga. prisons led to 23,000 contraband cell phones. One old couch had 100 hidden.

People have way worse problems, but I just had the worst day in over a decade. Key. Internet. Email. Drivers. Name calling. Post office.

Gas is 99 cents in #Kensucky

28% of US households consist of a single person.

Min. wage in NYC $15.

40% of Americans don’t have enough cash to cover an unexpected $400 expense.

Lucille was the name of the mother of #KennyRogers

She prefers the term at hope rather than at risk.

Floppy disk. CDRom. Flash drive. The cloud. 1967-present.

Dr. Seuss was rejected by 27 publishers. He bumped into his old roomie who happened to edit children's books.

Stephen King disliked his first story. He threw it away after 3 pgs. that his wife later found crumpled.

#CurlyNeal RIP

Maryland mansion has orchestra pit.

#Eggo as launch cool

Procrastibaking is a cool name for a cookbook.

Are you a can-doer? Make-it-greater? Above-and-beyonder? Brookdale ad

#CMA funny that I got up to get a #KitKat and the commercial came on.

@LSUReveille do you have a story from the Ted Bundy FSU Chi O murders in 1978 that a Reveille reporter did?

#LandOLakes gone from butter box. As opinion piece says, Is Lucky Charms appropriate w Irish Americans?

Aw. Carson’s family starts the day with the #Pledge.

Cold Case Finally Solved 56 Years After 16-Year-Old Peggy Beck's Death

Ripped up citation for opening. Now you are a litterer. Hope that they got u for that too.

Petition to Immediately Pass Mandatory Country of Origin Labeling for Beef, Pork and Dairy

And then came the locusts. They can travel 90 m.p.h. and eat their own wt. Could cause $8.5 billion in crop damage.

Chesney album described as a lot of postcards.

@TobyKeith wears cap w his area code

There is such a thing as citizen arrest?

#AndyGriffith You don’t circulate stories that are mean and unkind. Opie makes a newspaper!

Take the A from US and you still have US #CMT

He’s a regular Zapruder.

New cancer diagnoses have dropped by an estimated 30 percent.

#TedTurner was once so broke after being kicked out of Brown that he used a phone book for toilet paper

@MitchAlbom it’s officially DIPG Day in Louisiana.

Reading to neglected and abused dogs can be beneficial.

Good word. Money being firehosed away.

Should have been a florist. Cleveland one brings in roughly $700,000. This year, $1.5 million.

People Rain On Your Parade Because They Are Jealous of Your Sun and Tired of Their Shade

@TeamCavuto #CDM one of the most popular places in the world. Not just #NOLA And they serve beignets and coffee.

The sky is the daily bread of the soul. Emerson

This brat needs to be take care of. Do not watch the video. That poor defenseless man.

#KSLA Mansfield Road is nowhere near South Highlands. And is the ATM/car robber a female or

male? Confused.

Drinks made with crushed avocado pit. Why?

“If I’m gonna be a bear, I’m gonna be a grizzly.”

#SocialSecurity had the rudest employee by phone I have ever encountered.

Little noticed: POW graves w swastikas in our veteran cemeteries.

Now that’s cold-hearted. Videographer won’t refund groom’s $ after bride to be dies in car wreck.

They shut down a drawbridge. Would not have thought of that.

David Crowder Consumed By Own Beard

Kings’ Announcer Grant Napear Loses Job After 'All Lives Matter' Tweet

Baby burned by cigarette. Unkempt. Diaper 3 sizes too small. You are sick people.

Someone is watching #Netflix with their husband’s brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s account.

They are bringing portable toilets to the Seattle protestors.

Welcome to the 60s, I told someone. Rocking generation. He said, yeah rocking me to sleep at night.

 

My Fave China Virus and Sports Tweets 2020

 

Corona, Covid, China Virus

#FLATTENTHECURVE #VanquishTheVirus

Quarantunes?

I need a sign that says #OnAir when on a conference call.

We will see a rise in non-Covid deaths due to people staying away from drs. and hospitals.

#DrFauci was a high school basketball captain. He averaged 10.2 points per game. Now he is America’s point guard.

Diocese of Baton Rouge to donate $10,000 of gas cards to health care workers

18-Wheel Truck's Supply of Toilet Paper Goes Up in Flames in Texas Crash

New York State Makes Own Hand Sanitizer to Protect Against Coronavirus

Know the difference between a problem and an inconvenience.

Not dining in also affects liquor sales. Had not thought of that.

What do you think of about NYC? Crowds. Noise. Traffic. Horns. Trash. Shopping. Broadway. Financial center. Tourism…

Remember, no elevator rides.

Elderly Woman Dies After Being Punched In Face For Not Social Distancing

A woman is in a cruise room with her deceased husband.

I just heard “sacrificing the few to save the many.”

I can’t even imagine the amount of #PTSD after this.

Struggling companies cut 401K payments.

@DavidMuir is resting his hands near his chin/face. Not a good example.

#Shreveport made national @ABC news on #Corona patient release

You’re not stuck at home. You’re safe at home.

Chicago Mayor Forced To Defend Getting A Haircut In Violation Of Her Own Stay-At-Home Order

#Walmart has sold enough toilet paper in 5 days for every American to have one roll.

Louisiana Intern with Filthy Scrubs Conducts Surgical Abortions Amid COVID-19 Outbreak

She feels like she is going to shatter into 1,000 pieces.

Robots have been cleaning the Cincinnati airport.

Shakespeare wrote King Lear in quarantine during plague days.

Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents to Stop Shooting Each Other So Chinese Virus Patients Can Use Hospital

People are littering their exam gloves they wear for protection.

Thanks @WSJ for story on nourishing our hands with the toll of more sanitizer.

Did the queen just shake hands or was that an old video?

#SurgeonGeneral Our Pearl Harbor. Our 9/11 moment.

Less traffic. More litter.

Coffee filter as mask if in a pinch.

Dark on #Broadway

KFC pulled a U.K. campaign that focuses on “finger-licking”

Not really high on the cardboard cutouts in the Taiwan stands.

Where is all the #appendicitis? It’s all #Covid -- NY dr. who survived Ebola

“I leave this ICU a changed person”: COVID-19 patient leaves behind heartwarming message of thanks on room window

Love beats fear every day and twice on Sunday. God’s grace is a breath away.

Hearing that homeschoolers are having a lot of fire drills and one had a bomb threat #Corona somewhat funnies

Custody issues trickier now.

Why are we cleaning our houses when no one is coming over?

Ping pong thru windows. Creative.

#Trump I’m not going to be jumping around in a huddle.

@Charmin I don't think you need to advertise right now.

Mask on a car.

Something else I didn't think about Corona. IVF affected.

Economic tsunami

Identify. Isolate. Contact trace.

S.D. population density is 11 people per square mile. NYC is 25,000.

In normal times, 60 cents of every food $ spent in NYC is spent in restaurants.

Movie going could change. You don’t know who you are sitting next to. I will never use a stray pen again.

RVs for MDs is most excellent.

More people speeding. Not the Corona 500! They are surviving the virus and are going to die in a fatality.

Virtual volunteers. “It gives you a sunny day.”

Anyone think any #rearwindow going on?

Got to wonder if gum sales are down. Haven’t chewed in a month. Not around anyone.

Can’t the germs be on regular gloves?

Who cares who signed the check? Another idiot question.

Why are Bossier schools not mentioned? Only Caddo. Come on, TV news.

Love your neighbor from six feet away.

#Trump We had bans before bans were fashionable.

The Lincoln Monument with no one.

Hotel security guard steals 66 rolls. Some DOTD shut down visitor centers because of theft.

God bless the military and their help right now.

Every part of her body hurt like a kidney stone.

Would someone tell the folks in the unemployment line to stand six feet apart?

Now it’s sailors on a USS ship. Floating city. Pier side for weeks.

Cots in the cafeteria could be next #Bellevue

Best part about quarantine is I have not heard #HappyMothersDay

Child train made out of garbage cans creative.

No wonder people think all deaths are declared Covid. Headline says hospitals earn more if they have such Medicare patients.

@howiemandel Can’t help but think of you.

I hope people have quit biting their nails. That is all.

 Corona nurses worried about supply of plastic thermometer covers, stickies to hook EKGs, break

room germs.

Cannot believe I can’t find a #Coronavirus silicon bracelet.

Did you take your office plants home? #PartOfFamily gonna be a little Sahara when we get back. #WSJ

Marking off their space in sand.

I love how #Trump pronounces China

RT @NeilDiamond Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands…”

Elderly couple could no longer travel. Staycation to garden, park, museum, play, drove Apache Trail.

Should we not use lipstick and Chapstick over and over? Inquiring mind.

#Ford was an arsenal dispensary and built iron lungs.

Realized yesterday bereavement groups probably aren’t meeting.

Man Eaten by Crocodile After Violating Coronavirus Lockdown

Are gyms and such reimbursing fees?

New Yorkers Can Now Officially Get Married Via Zoom

NBA to players: Avoid high-fives as virus concern grows.

Do we need undercover disease detectors in every country?

There are 16 full pages of death notices in today's paper Globe. Last week, there were 12.

Death Certificate Delays a Challenge for NYC Funeral Homes

Masks on statues

France requires form to leave house, walk, go shopping.

I will survive 26 days with my toilet roll in quarantine! #howmuchtoiletpaper #toiletpaperpanic

#NotreDame is genius. Don’t let students come back after Thanksgiving. Finals before.

Dude, tats are not essential.

I saw this number to call to Keep Calm Through COVID and I was curious. I've been on hold for three minutes.

Emergency toilet paper robot can be alerted via smartphone.

Confused. Travelers can be screened for illness at airports. But what about all these other people who come in? Ellis Island did it.

Flowers donated to hospital staff. What can I do?

Geaux Truckers!

Detroit bus driver who posted video about coughing rider dies from Coronavirus, sad

NY firm has Worry O’Clock. It’s a twice-weekly video call where people “wring their hands.”

#ACM where in the world is #AlanJackson when you need him? #911 #Coronavirus

1st commercial TP introduced in 1857 by NY’er. By 1935 Northern advertised splinter free.

#LSU using PMAC to manufacture #PPE

#geography lesson for #DrBirx #Montana

#Corona No shoes. No shirts. No service. How is that different from mask rules?

Dallas detention officers told not to spook inmates with masks as COVID-19 fears began.

Billy Joel lights up Empire State Building in music to light show.

Burials in NJ usually 6,100/mo. April soared to 14,755. One cemetery normally has 40 burials and 190 cremations.

Rate the Skype room story is so funny. Crooked lamp, holes where pictures should be, #ChrisChrisman ugly curtains.

Pomp and strange circumstance.

Remember when you are next to people, you are next to everyone they have been in contact with the last two weeks.

Sports

The biggest thing this team had was want to. #LSU

#mikethetiger in a #geauxt onesie

Coach O + 15-0= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WHAT A HEADLINE!

@Joe_Burrow10 dad had Miss. State cowbell growing up #onefortheages

#Burrow I like to get hit sometimes. #LSU

#KarlRove predicts #LSU victory.

I’ll wait for someone to disinfect the football every time #LSU touches it. Hope we can play!

@realDonaldTrump CONGRATULATIONS! #GeauxTigers

Athens City School District renames football arena Joe Burrow Stadium.

@Joe_Burrow10 described as basically unshakable

LSU Players Will All Register to Vote Ahead of 2020  Election, Orgeron Says. Wonder why they haven’t?

Thank you, @NBC. #KyDerbyAtHome

#TripleCrownShowdown one of my favorite days of the year.

@TheSaints I remember the Tom Dempsey kick. RIP.

@NBCNews it’s not next summer. It’s this summer. #Olympics

Lucky boy with cancer getting to go to Super Bowl. Sweetest story.