David Jeremiah and Joel and 700
#JoelOsteen I’m not going to let you
mischaracterize me.
#JoelOsteen Whatever follows “I am”comes
looking for you. I am…
#JoelOsteen What you are dwelling on will come
to pass.
#JoelOsteen Never doubt His restoration.
#JoelOsteen Get in agreement with God.
#JoelOsteen Build a big highway for your
paths.
#JoelOsteen Sometimes he closes doors because
we are believing too small.
#JoelOsteen Don’t get in agreement with
negative things people speak over you.
#JoelOsteen The enemy would love for you to
live anxious over a threat that has already been taken care of.
#JoelOsteen Real victory is won in private.
#JoelOsteen God gets you in position. Be
patient.
#JoelOsteen What you are dwelling on will come
to pass.
#JoelOsteen Promises start far off. They saw
it in the distance and welcomed it by faith.
#JoelOsteen Divine reversals are coming my
way.
@DierksBentley listens to @JoelOsteen radio
#DavidJeremiah God’s man in the center of
God’s will is immortal until God is done with him.
#DavidJeremiah The Bible equals
anti-terrorism.
#DavidJeremiah When I get to heaven, I want an
empty file.
#DavidJeremiah Let your eyes turn upward.
#DavidJeremiah if you ache for your late
child, you will hold their hand in heaven.
#DavidJeremiah 6-7 billion Bibles sold.
Gideons in 190 countries. Galleries and libraries would shrink in half if
religious things deleted. Phrases etched in us. Saturate yourself. Memorize
it—Billy Graham.
#DavidJeremiah Do you see? Really see? Like a
homeless person.
#DavidJeremiah Jesus took the test for all of
us. He made 100.
#DavidJeremiah Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were
between 13-20.
#DavidJeremiah Don’t let the one unfaithful of
the multitudes bug you.
#DavidJeremiah We lost a lot of the games
trying not to lose. Like keep away they did in basketball back then.
#DavidJeremiah The Bible. Making bad people
good and good people better.
#whythenativity From posting on horseback to
the internet.
#700club Trust Him. Don’t ask why.
If you are busy, pray more. St. Frances de
Sales
#EWTN 52% of children are born to unwed
parents.
satan is powerless against Jesus Christ.
Cardinal Neumann
A priest’s mother is a spiritual grandmother
to his congregation. He belongs to God and carries Christ to others. She is now
shepherded by him. Great talk!
There are several good protections against
temptation, but the surest is cowardice. Mark Twain
Jon Erwin dreamed of telling David’s story
since 16. No tats, odd eyeglass frames, retro attire. At 6, Sunday school
teacher promised to take scripture memorizers to 6 Flags. It started something.
Scripture is breathed out by God. Inhale
what’s exhaled. La. Justice
@Pontifex
bought 300 cakes on his bday for the homeless.
#KLOVE World off is a great slogan.
Late Mormon leader insisted on full name of
the church. To remove Jesus would be victory for satan. Leader skied in his 90s
and preached til he died at 101. Created home education programs and reduced
Sunday service from 3 to 2 hours.
#Guideposts former Wisconsin gov wife had
Alzheimer’s. You are not putting her anyplace. You cannot respond to all her
needs. A dementia unit can.
Neighbor didn’t believe in lady’s prayers to
God. She wanted groceries. He put them there. She said thank you for making the
devil pay for them.
Dateline
#Dateline You doing alright? Yeah. Me neither.
#Dateline Versace and Gucci were both killed.
#Dateline He wet his pants. I hate peed
himself. Not grammatical.
#Dateline She has 4 kids. How many dads?
#Dateline In 17 days the Daybells wed. Ring even
bought ahead of time.
#Dateline Sunshine came out of their butts
they were so happy.
#Dateline She’s a perpetual lie machine.
#Dateline Leading cause of death for pg women
is homicide?????!!!!
#Dateline One pair of shoes can change your
life. She wore taller boots or would have been hit between the eyes.
#Dateline He didn’t hold on to joy anymore.
#Dateline The fed govt just doesn’t knock on
your door because they’re not busy.
#Dateline Now Lori wants to be on #DWTS
#Dateline Burned and dismembered. Poor Tylee.
#Dateline Every word David says breaks my
heart.
#Dateline The family can’t show emotion, but
the defendant can cheer.
#Dateline Went to court 128 times.
#Dateline So we’re looking for a five year
old. Puzzles. Hopscotch.
#Dateline Could they hang the caution tape
right side up? #husbandsayings
#Dateline He is scared to love his child for
fear of losing her and is also overprotective.
#Dateline 12 Mountain Dews a day.
#Dateline Family Santa Claus
#Dateline No one should represent herself.
#Dateline 60 gruesome stab wounds
#Dateline I never believed he went to West
Point. I wouldn’t have believed he got in La Tech.
#Dateline I love this female detective.
#Dateline He looks like a nice man and his dog.
#Dateline She’s an old 23.
Dateline Verbal judo.
#Dateline I saw that backwards sign of the
cross.
48 Hours
#48Hours Family searched manhole covers and
restroom ceilings for the gun.
#48Hours An open marriage to fix a marriage?
#48Hours They pre-dug the grave.
#48Hours Got rid of her clothes and had
nothing to bury her in.
#48Hours Arrogant. Cocky. Narcissistic.
#48Hours Burner car.
#48Hours Matthew wore a bulletproof vest at the
trial.
#48Hours Spray painting cameras in parking
garage.
#48Hours @CeCeLMoore has solved >325 law enforcement cases w
DNA
20/20
#ABC2020 Oh I knew it was the fire pit.
#ABC2020 Learn how to pronounce heinous before
you record.
#ABC2020 Look for a bad speller.
#ABC2020 A pianist would not stab someone.
Hands are too important. But it’s pointing to him.
#48Hours Parents are Laundrie-ish.
#ABC2020 Pennies make dollars.
#ABC2020 You don’t have the say on who dies.
#ABC2020 Serving that gumbo cold like his
veins. #onlyinlouisiana
#ABC2020 I don’t believe in adultery or
divorce. But he does believe in murder.
#ABC2020 You never know when photos are all
you will have.
#ABC2020 It was the pharmacist in the kitchen.
#ABC2020 Dude pulled down sleeves when
touching door knobs at police station.
#ABC2020 Missing evidence is doubt.
#ABC2020 Juror leaves note in rock garden.
#ABC2020 Home with personal ski lift.
#ABC2020 As quick as you can say exhibit A…
#ABC2020 Um. They can track flowers.
#NightAgent Let’s negotiate the length of your
new leash.
#husbandsayings about a show that ends in a
stabbing. He’ll live. He’s baaaad.
Historic
#AmericanRevolution America has a moment of
origin.
#AmericanRevolution Ships banned at Boston until
they paid for the tea was a major economic blow. It was meant to isolate Boston,
but instead unified many of the colonies in opposition to British rule.
During the Boston Tea Party, participants
dressed as Native Americans to conceal their identities and symbolically
represent a new American identity separate from Britain.
#DeathByLightning Garfield said,
"Assassination can no more be guarded against than death by lightning, and
it is not best to worry about either.”
#DeathByLightning I’m not going to New York.
What better way to get to know a man than his front porch?
#DeathByLightning You persist because you are
a seeker, an opportunist and a pest.
#Jeopardy 1st metal detector was invented by
Alex Bell in 1881. He created a prototype to locate bullet lodged in President
Garfield's body. While attempt was unsuccessful due to interference from the
bed springs, Bell's invention laid the foundation for modern metal detectors.
#Auschwitz hidden among corpses. I am here and
Hitler is not. Love is the answer.
Churchill was almost killed in 1931 when he
looked the wrong way while crossing Fifth Ave. And was struck by a car.
Monopoly sets helped Allied POWs escape.
Charlie Kirk
#CharlieKirk A harvest has been produced.
America’s rising young leaders.
#CharlieKirk The tyrant dies and his rule is
over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. Soren Kierkegaard
#CharlieKirk Restoration of faith and
resurgence of patriotism.
#CharlieKirk That QR code is overwhelmed.
High Potential and Elsbeth and Grey’s and Shark and WWYD and
Jeopardy and AGT
#GreysAnatomy I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t
like the hospital chili.
#GreysAnatomy This is Mopetown. Population 2.
#GreysAnatomy You want to impress me, Dr.
Adams? Do something impressive.
#GreysAnatomy Keep all chatter to medically
relevant information.
#Elsbeth Who puts murder on his bucket list?
#Elsbeth I am the more the merrier type.
#Elsbeth I knew she was the mascot.
#Elsbeth I forget she’s an adult sometimes.
It’s the polka dots.
#SharkTank I can’t imagine anyone wanting a
#BigAssCandle
#SharkTank They didn’t read the room.
#RemeberTheTitans I remember car smashes and
hold onto the car contests. I hate when people don’t keep their eyes on the
road.
#WWYD I
think you should be glad people are watching. Pledges get killed in the dark.
On roads, in drinking binges.
#WWYD These people who don’t stop the drunk
driver with a kid. I can’t even.
#Jeopardy Stella yelling contest.
#AGT Love a quick change act. It’s what
started me on this show while in a hotel out of town.
#AGT Terry rocking @lsu #lsu colors
Gene Hackman was a great actor.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest in 1975 was
the first movie since 1934 to be nominated for five Academy Awards.
Political
There are 55 House Ds 70 or over. 33 Rs.
Either done with the place or the place is done with them.
#WestPoint #Trump They don’t like being called
liberal. That’s why I call them liberal.
#Inauguration2025 Scales of justice
rebalanced. Yes.
#Inauguration #wreathlaying #solemn
#welcomebacktrump #nowatchchecking #attentive
#Inauguration 2025 hats are back. And
millimeter miracle.
#Inauguration2025 Refreshing to have a Second
Lady.
#kidrock #letsgobrandon
#letsmakeamericarockagain
#WSJ Trump’s promise to disturb the status quo
got him elected. Disruption is his brand.
Trump bump in the military!
#Fox Magafest destiny
If you’re a Democrat and you’re mean to Trump,
I’m on your bumper. Love this kid!
#PencilNeck. Trump can golf when he wants. He
works for free. But Biden can sleep, go to Delaware and the beach. ?!!!
Trump is commander in peace.
I haven’t been to Target since the stupid
swimsuits were sold.
Colo. is nuts. Bill introduced where in
custody disputes parent who declines new name and pronouns can be denied
custody. Publishers can’t deadname or misgender. Kids are getting power over
parents. Sex is biology. Period.
The CFP National Championship Trophy falls
apart as VP JD Vance tries to hold it aloft at the White House.
Didn’t know Medicaid was subpar healthcare,
according to a column. Did you?
27 of 30 top cities with highest homicides
were run by Dems in 2022 study.
Mamdani wants to decriminalize all drugs, let
aliens vote, treat 26 yo as youth, more LGBTQ liaisons in schools, free bus
rides for all. Mamdani does not believe in millionaires--loser.
HMS Resolute is a British naval ship and part
of Trump’s desk.
#WillCain Lgbtqr2d2 and 15 percent of women in
prison are men. Trans.
SS Benefits starting at 70 are 76% higher than
at 62.
@BillFederer I am so looking forward to your
visit in Louisiana to the Republicans. I
am a huge fan!
Sen. Britt was cheer captain and valedictorian
in high school. Had a job, too. Sorority and SGA president.
Reading about #RogerGoodell and such DEI
initiatives as black national anthem. Didn’t know there was one. End Racism in
the end zone will say Choose Love today.
@Kilmeade
I didn’t know airports had showers.
DNC license plate No! FRI Yes!
@RCamposDuffy Her aspirations have always been
bigger than her ability. Best thing you ever said.
54% of Cal say things are going wrong way. Up
14 from Newsom governorship. Filling Jeep costs $100. 1 in 5 homes behind on
utilities. Median home is 884,350. Lost 34,000 jobs in restaurants with upping
min wage. Oil production fallen 1/3.
Letter to editor: Americans deserve to know
names and details of the political machine that took over the executive branch
while Biden pretended to be in charge. Amen. Never again!
Only 4 percent of New Jerseyans know they
elect a governor 6/10.
#Gutfeld So many Fox people in administration
that they’ll have to take a break for Balance of Nature.
#DanBongino I’m like Whack A Mole.
@FoxNews Why are you hiding the faces of the
aliens?
There was a Biden memo to go lenient on some
druggies?
If you throw a brick, a firebomb or point a
gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect
your remains. Brevard Co. Sheriff Wayne Ivey. We will kill you, graveyard dead.
Shooters hid under cars at graduation.
Biden needed a TelePrompter to talk to guests.
Now they are setting people on fire.
Chevron Ditching Calif.
W Va has banned medically aided suicide in its
constitution.
Italy says both “parents” can be on birth
certificate of same-sex parents. Not just biological mother alone.
Hundreds of Del. teachers worked w expired
licenses.
A nickel costs 14 cents to make.
3 years for killing two kids. Alien getting
out.
Josh Shapiro ignored promise of scholarships
cuz he can’t bite the hand that feeds him. Union.
@JesseBWatters My daughter tried to take a picture
w the landline.
@TimTemple @LAGovJeffLandry and
@theadvocatebr Good luck this session. I’m afraid you’re going to need
it.
Chronic absenteeism in NYC climbed from 25%
before COVID to 34.8% last yr. 40.7% for K. 35.4 for 1st. 32.4 for 2nd grade.
Shame on DZ for kicking out Payton McNabb for
confronting a man using a woman’s restroom. Called it bullying.
#GlennYoungkin Architect is not a verb
#Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you.
42.1 percent of vets who commit violent crimes
do so 15 years or more after serving. They've lost structure and appreciation.
Contributions to individuals via GoFundMe are
not tax deductible. They take 2.9 percent. Just reminding.
Did I just read that pesticides will have to
have bilingual safety labels? #learnEnglish
@SenatorFischer I thought this was humorous. A
couple of people thought this was me sitting with the First Lady
All gas. No brakes. Vance on Trump.
There are Cinderfellas.
Say their names. Laken Riley. Rachel Morin.
Jocelyn Nungaray. Charlie Kirk. Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Milgrim. Brian
Thompson. Daniel Penny. Iryna Zarutska.
The Miss. Legislature killed proposed
legislation to create a bounty hunter program for illegal aliens. The
legislation would have offered a $1,000 reward to registered bounty hunters for
each successful deportation they help facilitate.
@PeteHegseth Fort Bragg is back! Thank you. Do
the rest.
Causes of wrongful conviction. Coerced pleas,
eyewitness misID, false confessions, inadequate counsel, misconduct,
unvalidated/improper forensics. @Angolite
Wishing sincere good luck to San Fran’s new
mayor.
The W Post had 54 mill digital visitors in
Nov. down from 114 mill in 11/20. Loss on 2024 30% > than yr earlier. Ad rev
$174 mill down from $190 mill in 23.
@SpeakerJohnson Not an R or a D. But a USA.
Jimmy Carter signed a Bible for every Habitat
home.
Brooke Rollins We are called to meet this
moment.
"Men" could get mascara in prison,
but real men could not get toilet paper. Pro-life imprisonment.
No on felons as firefighters.
MacArthur: never give an order that can be
understood. Always give orders that cannot be misunderstood. In other words,
column said propose a bill that Rs can’t oppose.
Americans throw away $68 million a year in
coins. Not this one. I count pennies.
Tell me I did not just see a commercial in
Spanish. Wrong!
@elonmusk
We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Grateful you
did. Keep at it.
Prof asks students anonymously what topics to
avoid. Guns, religion, pronouns, Middle East, abortion, gay rights, socialism,
sexism, trans sports, race, policing and things that anger others.
Miscellaneous
Copper thieves are out of control.
61 days with a pig kidney is amazing.
@LSUJesus poop is a microcosm of his season
#WSJ “welcome in” is redundant.
#inanemergency There is a “respectful entry
kit” if EMTs can’t get in. The police will come secure.
Happy same bday @JoeyB
Hard to believe Caddo has more vehicular
fatalities than Orleans or BR.
1 in 12 freshmen at UCSD have math skills
below middle school level. Disservice to them and taxpayers. Some think math is
racist? I don’t get it. Ben Sasse column
With less births, less demand for day care,
schools. Less working adults paying taxes. 1/4 of 40 y o have never married.
28% men. 22 for women.
You can’t decide to have money. You can decide
to try really hard. Scott Galloway
Clark Gable gave his Oscar to a boy, saying
the win is what mattered the most.
43% of cosmetic butt implants done in states
like Tx and Ky. 38% of chin augments in Midwest. Liposuction top request last
yr. Utah highest plastic surgeons per capita.
I have never heard of Bad Bunny.
1/3 of students say using violence 2 stop
campus speech is acceptable. 93% of boomers, 86 of Gen X say violence is never
acceptable. 71 for millennials/58 of Z. Opponents treated as threats/coercion
that need 2 b neutralized rather than persuaded. Left colleges need 2 invite
rt.
1st woman Iditarod finisher passed. She was in
70 below. 28 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, 30 seconds. 23rd overall. That was her
only one. 1974.
Disney characters don’t let go of hugs til
kids do.
Mozzarella king died. No public life. No
published charitable works. No pix on company website. Name on their once. One
in-depth interview. Cheese accounts for 1/3 cost of every slice. 5500 employees,
18 plants. Same Denver corner forever. Many patents.
For Bob Greene, it’s Bazooka. My memories are
sundaes, cream cheese, butter beans and sugar cubes.
Early creatures perhaps learned to walk so
they could carry things and fetch food.
Man clapped for every grad. Not just his own.
Bob Costas was told if u never let ur
personality show, u’ll have a good career. If you let your sense of humor show
and what differentiates you come out, you’ll have a great one.
A billion $ in pot sales is nothing to celebrate.
But Albany did.
Dewey is a cool name for a cat found in a
library.
We can learn to be strong without being
labeled bossy and confident but not witchy. Assertive but not pushy.
Measles is so contagious that 95% of the
population must have immunity to halt its spread. For Covid—75-80%.
There is a Sugar Daddy dating site.
Reporter tactics in 1950s — paid a suspect’s
legal defense to secure a direct line to the family. To own and manipulate the
story. So wrong.
Now ships are almost hitting houses. Dude fell
asleep.
I’m youthing. I’m not aging.
I’m glad we don’t spell like this anymore.
Theatre. Though people do. Publick. Colour. English has 44 sounds but 26
letters.
Power Of Love playing while on hold for
colonoscopy. Better than Brown-Eyed Girl, says Berta.
In 80s, avg first time homebuyer was 29.
Bingo. Then 35. Now 38.
Parents smuggling to campers, taping candy to
book pages and tissue boxes, slicing open tennis balls, disobeying rules that
can attract mice and allergies. Shameful.
Kudos to guy who moves New Yorkers out of
domestic violence shelters for free.
Musk has at least 14 kids w four women. #wsj
3.1 mill parents care for adult kids. Strokes,
tumors, diseases. About 200,000 in US between 30-64 live with a form of
dementia. Avg age is 49.
By 8, 1 in 4 kids has a cell phone.
Dumb prospective employee. When marked sign,
they put Sagittarius.
Friday was Rare Disease Day. <20,000 ppl
have 7,000 of these.
I don’t have to love in someone’s delusion.
Amen.
@Judyth Dr Mary Sherman was murdered July 21,
1964, the same day the Warren Commission came to New Orleans to obtain
testimonies. Dr. Sherman was brave enough to talk. Instead, she was front page
news. Warning to all witnesses to shut up.
#TomBrady on @foxandfriends Your practices are
your games.
Column: no more blocking roads, occupying
campus spaces, vandalizing property, burning flags and assaulting law
enforcement.
No out of control scooters. Vagrant encampments.
Drinking on subway.
Freaky Roberta Laundrie: If you’re in jail I
will bake a cake with a file in it. If you need to dispose of a body I will
bring show up with a shovel and garbage bags. If you say you hate my guts, I’ll
get new guts.
Another reason to love #Pittsburgh. After
Vatican City, it has the second-highest number of relics globally.
Searches for brooches increased 60 percent yr
over yr in 2024.
It’s 3 cents 4 your thoughts now.
So angry we wasted $ on DEI musical in
Ireland. LGBT activism in Guatemala. Indonesian coffee companies becoming
climate and gender friendly. Atheism in Nepal.
Just no on the Easter candy out on Valentine’s
Day. #Walgreens Will you be my #Tweetheart?
In 1945, every player in the #NFL was white.
This is a village. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysillogogogoch
in North Wales.
Love this painting, too. Typed up a synopsis
and I look at it every day on my door to remind me Jesus is with me in a storm.
#WSJ Son learns value of Daytime TV w dying
father. It’s companionship. Window with a view. Sitcoms offering reminders of
the past.
It looks like the nickel costs 13.78 cents to
make.
Woman takes picture of every living species of
penguin in the world.
Hitchcock was Catholic.
We can do it the nice way or the hard way.
Good advice.
53% of kids have a phone by 11.
Over past 80 yrs, 17 other crashes besides S.
Korea where planes carrying 80 or more left a sole survivor or 2. Planes have
crumple zones.
Never thought about locksmiths possibly
opening a house not belonging to the caller. Their ID could be inside.
Read how to write date profile. Generic is
bad. Not afraid to eat a burger alone gd. Avoid beaches, sunsets. Actual you.
Greatest strengths: don't use bunny filters. Not yoga teacher or life coach.
Don't have crazy ex.
