2018 Favorite Tweets Fave Shows

Bull

 

 I’m like a human can opener.

 

 I hate you for not telling me, but love you for doing it.

 

 A pleasure to be met.

 

 Lock in your face and lock in your smell.

 

 I hate to win and run ...

 

 We need a blink reactor.

 

 A kinder, gentler #Bull

 

 Nothing like a snowball's chance in hell story.

 

 I love when anyone says way to bury the lede.

 

 25 percent of the way there. I’ll take it.

 

 It only feels like love because you didn’t know what other box to put it in.

 

 Glum and glummer.

 

 Affairs were his oxygen.

 

 Sing out ... Louise #Gypsy

 

 Marissa has the nicest clothes.

 

 Send it to #Ripley He wouldn't believe it.

 

 Really, a smart psychologist doesn’t know what voir dire is?

 

 Red Sea. Rudolph's nose. Red carpet.

 

 I have a plan B minus.

 

 This trial happened quickly since she is still bruised.

 

 Night no longer follows day. The ground is not beneath us. The sky is not above us.

 

 You impersonated McDreamy.

 

 NCIS NOLA

 

 I'm an investigative reporter. Danger is my baseline.

 

 The north shore is not near Baton Rouge.

 

 #BourbonOrleans won a 2-night stay there once.

 

 Let's see whose microphone is bigger.

 

 Show has the #DesperateHousewives men on tonight.

 

 You can't avoid a pothole in New Orleans.

 

 That was a little too fast and furious for me.

 

 Y’all save me a biscuit. lol

 

 I’ve sat at that table they just walked by.

 

 Nola 300 sign.  Current!!

 

 If I move now. Kaboom.

 

 If Susan was too weak for a transplant, how could she be working?

 

 My heart almost stopped when he sat up. How did that dude live?

 

 I learned that 9mm velocity stuff in #MiniMed

 

 Designated Survivor

 

 Somebody has to come to his defense. I don’t care if it’s the postmaster general.

 

 I bet there’s a defibrillator in the White House.

 

 She treats me like a cone in the road.

 

 My psyche is being publicly autopsied.

 

 Have you seen Lior? 5' 10", blue eyes, definitely dropped on his head.

 

 If you do this long enough, you realize you don’t know anyone.

 

 Did I hear Barksdale AFB being mentioned?

 

 This Teddy character gets around. She was with Kirkman last night and on Grey's tonight.

 

 I remember saying he would always have that voicemail since he didn’t answer.

 

 Every decision has an antecedent.

 

 Spiderman Hannah

 

 Manifest

 

 Just wow on the Romans 8:28. Flight number. 828ers.

 

 Say yes to Jared.

 

 Joy is never wrong.

 

 Whatever happened to just losing your luggage?

 

 He saw a peacock on an NBC show.

 

 Ransom 

 

 Plants should not be allowed in prison. Seriously what idiot allowed this?

 

 Great casting, son looks father.

 

 I love it when you speak geek.

 

 You Fort Knoxed me.

 

 Looks like we were beaten by us.

 

 Gangsta Beaumont.

 

 She'd rather be kidnapped than go back to her husband.

 

 Are you still gonna bill them or is this a no pulse/no fee type of deal?

 

 Soldiers generally win battles. Generals get credit for them.

 

 AGT

 

 Dogs want to please. Cats are like make me.

 

 He said he has bad eyesight and @howiemandel next words were I see...a trapeze.

 

 She jump roped with her behind. Gymnast jump roper or jump roper gymnast.

 

 Best contortionist ever.  He moved around.

 

 Heel yes

 

 Happiness in a bottle.

 

 Ring flies away, but appears in wrapped box.

 

 They added more protein. #HumanFountains

 

 Someone tell Simon Houdini died from appendicitis.

 

 What do they call a mushroom with many friends? A fungi.

 

 He reads his mom’s letter every day.

 

 There's a ghost in that girl.

 

 Two stomachs from Japan.

 

 Pavarotti doing Aerosmith.

 

 Bachelor

 

 Well, he's not going to pick a girl wearing a crucifix. Finally a couple talks religion. #dealbreaker that he is anti.

 

 I'm done. That was glitter.

 

 Ride the high.

 

 Did he say qwarky?

 

 Lauren is duller than dish water. Losing interest in #Arie.

 

 These young girls have wrinkles and grey hairs.

 

 Arie and Lauren are expecting. Do you know the sex, US asks them. We do, but we plan to announce it at our wedding. #backwards

 

 Please tell me I will not hear the word throuple.

 

 Bowling is one date I would want to go on.

 

 Her lip gloss. Ugh. #Bekah And wear a bra.

 

 People say you get butterflies, but...you give me, eagles. Garrett to Becca

 

 Why don't they find people closer to his age?

 

 Are we going to make it to the finish line? Cute. But not the pit stop.

 

 Does anyone wear glasses on a date?

 

 Does anyone have her own non-fake lashes?

 

 Grey's Anatomy

 

 She's circling the drain. :(

 

 It's all tether ball, Karev.

 

 You know I overheat when I'm working on clotting studies.

 

 We have a no daylight rule.

 

 I don’t know how to tell him and I don’t know how to not tell him.

 

 He proposed with a crossword.

 

 We're so busy taking care of others, maybe we're not checking in on each other enough.

 

 Tomophobia patient dad died when she was 5 in appi :(

 

 Let go of what holds you back.

 

 Women usually just feed me grapes.

 

Don't fire someone in front of others.

 

 If the front door is locked, try the back door or a window.

 

 We had a rhythm. We had a shorthand.

 

 You're so screwed up, you make me make sense. #PerfectCouple

 

 First love usually hurts. It’s not supposed to kill you.

 

 Impailmentpalooza

 

 It takes me three weeks to choose a toothbrush.

 

 Alex Karev is getting married. My work here is done.

 

 She's using party as a verb.

 

 The Resident

 

 What happens in the OR stays in the OR. Sad.

 

 Say ah for an cappella group.

 

 Had an appi and came home with a Mohawk.

 

 Can you get a physician’s assistant to do it? I’m handling 20 patients.

 

 You're a swayer.

 

 I carry a small cemetery in my brain.

 

 Instrument named after DeBakey cool.

 

 I do look smashing. (If I don't mind saying so).

 

 "The appendix hasn't burst. That's good news." You hit an artery on an appendectomy? 30-hour shift. Don't you dare lie for him.

 

 Exit or evolve.

 

 Fire in the OR. Liar, liar scrubs on fire.

 

 Storms are the earth’s way of venting.

 

 #cyberchondria

 

 I’m done coloring inside the lines.

 

New Amsterdam

 

Things you learn. Dental extraction before radiation for throat cancer. Never knew. #osteonecrosis

 

It’s like hands across America, but with livers.

 

Why did Luna's heart recipient have her ashes?

 

 911 on Fox

 

 You're not leaving anything behind. You're going towards something.

 

 I'm excited for you. Almost as much as I'm sad for me.

 

 Let me bring this over here in case you want to get kinky with the taser.

 

 He clutched his side and fell over. It could be appendicitis. I'm not sure.

 

 She did not PASS with the fire extinguisher.

 

 We are all haunted by choices we make and struggled with. We have ghost stories.

 

 Lassie, get help.

 

 She's your ex. You get to move on. I get to hold a grudge until I die.

 

 The only people who can truly navigate bureaucracy are the people who work in it.

 

 It’s not like it can roll. But it could bounce.

 

 Scandal

 

 My hand clasped my gaping mouth when he went back to the basement to clean up. Poor guy.

 

 Snore on the Fitz Olivia scene. Getting old.

 

 We can’t turn Quinn into ammunition.

 

 Can you just approach Supreme Court justices like that?

 

 The AG is in the Veep office poisoned with text evidence and surely cameras. Dumb Cyrus.

 

 Slow clap for David Rosen!

 

 What happened to you two? You used to be dark. Now you're fluffy, which might be creepier.

 

 Deception

 

 Cameron wears rose-colored glasses dipped in honey and plated with gold.

 

 My only exposure to art is abstract blood spatters and misspelled gang tattoos.

 

 There's a word magicians don't use anymore. I always wanted to try it.  #tada

 

 Classic quick change. Those three trucks became one.

 

 Easy, J. Edgar.

 

Wisdom of the Crowd

 

The supervisor is not a lizard. He's a snake.

 

You are acting 24 percent weird.

Favorite Tweets 2018 Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20

Dateline

 

 We really did go on three.

 

 I have a hat like that.

 

 I don't want to hear about the labor pains. Just the baby.

 

 The trip to the Far East turned south.

 

 Did he say DEmacular degeneration?

 

 Farm accidents are as old as the wheel.

 

 Beware of who has master keys.

 

 They visit memorial, have lunch where she worked, go to grave #ritual

 

 Someone just threw her away.

 

 Let's take the license plate off, but leave DNA on the screw.

 

 They’re still breathing. She’s not.

 

 Maybe he didn't take his phone.

 

 Josh was in Wasilla. When I was in Alaska it was light out at 10 p.m.

 

 Dropped out of 8th grade. Pregnant at 15. Doesn’t want to be like addict mom. Pregnant at 17. Next bf leaves her at 6 months for a stripper. Has baby in Fla. Another guy helps parent. #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

 

 That was a bingo moment.

 

 Zero to murder in 6.5 seconds.

 

 Swimsuit bottom found at his campsite.

 

 They took her booze.

 

 The Durant books were in the background.

 

 The world was her catwalk.

 

 Always try to scrape some skin under your nails.

 

 Your first clue is someone living in a hotel nine years.

 

 I love that courtroom in Montana.

 

 Spitz brought his book with him.

 

 Who says they are scared and terrified while smiling? Poor witness coaching.

 

 #Pittsburgh is the most beautiful city.

 

 Lunch at 2 a.m.?

 

 You had me gone at tobacco spit.

 

 Hit the jackpot when they only held a pair of deuces.

 

 Once her fuse was lit, she became a rocket.

 

 I immediately wondered if the killer knew his dominant hand. Do your homework. He was a lefty.

 

 How do you solve a problem like Marie?

 

 You had the backyard tip. You couldn't bring a cadaver dog?

 

 The pastor is a flimflam man.

 

 She has no $ to fly. Who looks for a poor missing person's car at an airport?

 

 Always wear gloves when inserting batteries. #ThingsYouLearn Cameras everywhere, they check your phone, they find your receipts.

 

 An English teacher does not say between he and I.

 

 All the hair but not on my head.

 

 He is pure evil personified.

 

 I'm glad criminals are dumb. Second show this week where they put the weapon in the back yard.

 

 She is a genius to tell him she has an STD. Kudos. Geaux, girl.

 

 He said he called and she said she was walking. Check phone records. Bet not.

 

 Work hard. Don't say can't. Be nice. Have fun.

 

 History book in your cells. #DNA

 

 Shorts in Green Bay? What month is it?

 

 Cleaning solutions smell. That's a good clue.

 

 I believe, for the third time, we slept together. Or I may have been on the couch.

 

 There it is again. I believe I called the schools. Why don't you remember?

 

 I believe he was in bed. You don't remember the moment your wife died where you found your son?

 

 Mom was worried about her son getting athlete's foot and her son is hazed to death. You can't "fill the cup up" after that.

 

 It’s on my resume. I kill men.

 

 She is a bad speller. Hannibal!

 

 I didn't care if it was a fingernail.

 

 As a policeman, he didn't get suspicious sooner than that?

 

 Go out with a bang. Was pun intended?

 

 The bodies piled up like firewood.

 

 Homeless edition. Trash. Excrement. Rats. Mentally ill. Ex-cons. Disenfranchised. Addicts. Impoverished. 831 deaths in LA County last year.

 

 There was not an earwitness.

 

 This body had to thaw out before an autopsy. They moved the whole freezer. This dead man told tales.

 

 Why? There’s divorce. I say that every week.

 

 Why doesn’t the defendant have to stand when the verdict is read?

 

 Sanchez was fishy the moment I set eyes on him.

 

 The family is a CSI group.

 

 I’m not going to leave you, but I’ll kill you.

 

 He hears a lot of gunshots in the cornfield. #Kensucky

 

 Alone and dying in a room full of people. #TimPiazza

 

 His dad had six wives. He, 2 sons by age 18. Different moms.

 

 Cell phone data can make or break you.

 

 I can’t judge. Jesus is not hiring.

 

 Turnabout is fair play. JD is no prize but friend warns Robin, the wife, about Katie. Katie marries JD. Robin sees Jared. Robin killed. I need a flow chart.

 

 I once worked at a place with cleaning the kitchen rotation. Men were not on the list. Insane. I never used it.

 

 Jim Jones made those coming to Guyana leave their passports behind.

 

 Scholarship, dog park, NICU room named after Emma.

 

 Dumb way to prove a knight in shining armor.

 

 You're never really secure in a gated community. Dude knew code. He used to deliver there.

 

 He does have a distinctive walk like the person who killed the lady at the fitness center in #Midlothian which is still unsolved. Investigate @DatelineNBC

 

 Why do you get out of your car when you see a suspicious person in the neighborhood? #ManInBlack

 

 He kept with his nerd roots.

 

 If he tells you what time it is, look at your watch. #liar

 

 Reginald removed all his clothing and would not get in the lineup. Can't you make him?

 

 15 pairs of Gucci shoes and not a bed to sleep on. Bentley not his.

 

 Two girlfriends. Separately of course. And a third for a later rendezvous.

 

 Nothing is better than crap.

 

 Dumb doc. You didn't know that little tidbit on CPR and drowning?

 

 Mom funeral date was their "wedding" date.

 

 Looked like her obit was on tombstone.

 

 Nine-hour facelift?

 

 What are the chances that you and her stay in the same hotel in the same room at the same time and not knowing each other?

 

 GPS coordinates are in iPhone emailed photos.

 

 Dramatic graphics and music in intro. Nurse kidnapped from $4 million "luxe" home says @JoshMankiewicz Wedding photo open. Odd ransom amount. She is in on it.

 

 My mother’s thank you letters in her effects got misplaced. So upset.

 

 How do you plead not guilty when you confessed?

 

 Got to wonder about her other four marriages. No wonder the daughters are like that.

 

 Fell out of top bunk to get painkillers.

 

 Megyn instead of  #Dateline ruins a good Friday.

 

 Dress rehearsal for a death that was about to happen.

 

 Why is one first degree and one second? They both planned it.

 

 John was not an assembler of care packages. Shocking, NOT!

 

 For once the spouse really looks upset.

 

 She flatlined on social media.

 

 What can you get at Starbucks for $1.45?

 

 He said. She lied.

 

 The proof was in the (banana) pudding.

 

 Sunshine was coming out of their butts.

 

 Bubbles are allowed in the church?

 

 48 Hours

 

 That's a cold case in more ways than one #NovemberWater

 

 I had the hugest crush on Robert Wagner in high school. And #NatalieWood is in my favorites--#miracleon34thstreet #splendorinthegrass #gypsy

 

 They call $10,000 ash tray money in professional sports.

 

 You know when they don't check for their child...

 

 Dad has George W eyes.

 

 Don't tell #Bull it's impossible to read a jury #EtanPatz

 

 You've got enough prayers to hold you up and give you strength.

 

 That's one way to grieve. Sledgehammer the killer's photo.

 

 Due to all the tears shed over Jessie, this town would be clean. We wouldn’t even need for it to rain.

 

 Who would lie about an Acura that had been sold? A murdering idiot.

 

 25 minute ride made in 6.

 

 She still had on lipstick. Therefore, no CPR. He took her diamond. Oh, wait there it is. This killer is a piece of work.

 

 He googled revenge.

 

 A bed in the courtroom.

 

 Dumb woman served him breakfast and then says he didn't eat before working out.

 

 Cadaveric spasm.

 

 Blood doesn’t turn corners.

 

 Second alleged murderer lately that doesn't make suicide shot come from the dominant hand.

 

 Murder over public shame of divorce?

 

 She wrote a letter every day to the governor for nine years.

 

 Widow marries in six months, son killed in car crash.

 

 She was on the rifle team.

 

 It was snowing on the Texas/Mexico border and pigs flew.

 

 This isn't a cold case. It's a frozen case.

 

 Father looking for buzzards :( you had me at murder on #RedRiver

 

 Her uterus was gone.

 

 My father is like coffee. He gets you going. Lifts your spirits.

 

 Business might have failed because she can’t spell President.

 

 Impress a stripper with murder ??

 

 Don't go in the house when the alarm has gone off.

 

 I think this has a #Shreveport connection. Been on #Dateline before.

 

 Note to self. Don't let husband ride behind me in car.

 

 There was one car on the Golden Gate Bridge. Whaaaaattt?

 

 What two men text 62 times? I don't text everyone I know that much in a week.

 

 That headlight splatter was fascinating.

 

 Grown man poses as mother in letter.

 

 You always start close to home.

 

 Let me finish my conversation while you go to another bar with my friends What?

 

 20/20

 

#ABC2020 #nervesofsteel Funeral best 1.5 hours of husband's life, he says.

 

#ABC2020 #nervesofsteel Pilot texts family scripture of the day. Traded schedule with husband.

 

#ABC2020 Did they lose their money if they chose not to fly with a female pilot?

 

#ABC2020 They have my cherished guardian angel photo.

 

#2020wonderboy When the world doesn't face you back. 

 

#2020wonderboy Did Elizabeth Vargas say "seeked" it?

 

#TheDevilInDisguise Do you know where she could have went, says a TV journalist. Smh

 

 Murder Chose Me

 

 Kinda glad female detective got a new necklace.

 

 @laureneboley "We went over to 221."

 

 Poo is a very common nickname.

 

 Gummy bears. M&Ms. #Demery

 

 The box is where I do my best police work. The more you sweat in here, the less you bleed on the street.

 

 Are there not other ways to find Denzel than door to door and a child on the street?

 

 Helps to be cocky to be detective.