Fave Political Tweets 2020

 

Political

#McCarthy likes to gamble and drink and will take loans from lobbyists. He was a boxer. He would congratulate others outside of the ring and use that in politics. He died at 48 of alcoholism. He graduated from high school in 1 year. McCarthy played poker to help with tuition at Marquette. He lied about military injury.

#Trump2020 Biden. So wrong for so long.

#AmyKlobuchar ate her salad with a comb.

@POTUS OK, it’s #GoodFriday. We can all be nice. Before taking presser questions.

Not a big Gingrich fan, but he has a point. Pelosi and pals, give up your police and security and see what it’s like.

@DanCrenshawTX his life could be hard times, mom died when he was 5 and she never complained, eye blown out. Mom said a kid is not entitled to victory. Actual performance is what counts. That is so me.

At some point, conservatives are going to have to conserve.

Why are people up in arms about #Trump and heat and disinfectant? He is thinking. Could lead to some cure. Who knows?

#SOTU The years of economic decay are over. Most people want to look up but he wants to look down from space. That wax figure ripped up his speech.

#SOTU Dear Juan, I don’t know any white suburban women who have a prob with #Trump

#DemDebate  #JoeBiden is an angry man

#DemDebate Someone tell #ElizabethWarren Obama never showed his birth certificate.

#BernieSanders none of you will beat @realDonaldTrump and you are annoying

#DemDebate at least #Bloomberg wore a flag pin as Biden always does and Sanders looks like he has his Senate pin on.

#DemDebate Somebody tell @AmyKlobuchar that Americans are interested in LEGAL immigration.

@SavannahGuthrie don’t give up your day job

#POTUS should sit there and stare at their corrupt faces.

Bloomberg has 2,400 campaign staffers.

Pence should just wear that 15-day sign.

Bloomberg is the 9th richest person in the world.

Biden misspeaking is the gift that keeps on giving. #SeanHannity

RT @RepMikeJohnson Nancy Pelosi's liberal wishlist uses the word "cannabis" more than "jobs" and "hire."

Democrat State Senator Defends HIV-Positive Man Being Set Free After Spitting in Cop's Mouth

#POTUS I’d like to talk about something that is of more interest to me.

@PressSec that’s right! You have substance and style!

They raided a pharmacy. They stole cars from a dealership.

This is CEO Trump!

I love that criticism rolls off Trump’s back. I’m glad he calls those out, too.

AOC owes $2,000 in unpaid taxes from failed business venture.

#JFK kept the original coconut on which the rescue msg. was inscribed by him re PT-109.

Angela Merkel has a doctorate in physical chemistry.

Illegal Aliens Could Practice Law in Utah Thanks to State Court Ruling

Bronze Texas Ranger statue taken down. Police Legos pulled.

L.A. wants to cut police positions.

Hey, National Guard. Find your own room. Mayor is so wrong.

They painted on the street?

#ABC debate promo "Who will face this man?" Why not say his name? It's Trump.

Biden says @realDonaldTrump is trying to steal the election??

Baton Rouge City Court Judge Alex “Brick” Wall is for real per Google.

Is destruction from riots covered by insurance? Trying to remember.

Every community is one wild weekend from falling off the cliff.

ViacomCBS Channels Go Dark for 8 Minutes, 46 Seconds in Support of ‘Black Lives Matter’

RT @realDonaldTrump Tell the Democrat Governors that “Mutiny On The Bounty” was one of my all- time favorite movies.

@TuckerCarlson been speaking so highly of you and y’all spell Chrissy Tiegen wrong.

Hilarious Trump Announces He's Leaving Twitter For Myspace

They now defaced St. Patrick's Cathedral. Macy’s, too. This country needs a miracle on every street.

In March 531,000 pedestrians crossed from Mexico to near San Diego border. 1.6 million vehicle passengers.

Always Incoming at @realDonaldTrump

Virginia Senate Passes Transgender Educational Mandates for Children

Just learning #Vermont has an R governor. Wonder how that happened?

Maine and Vermont allow prisoners to vote from jail. One Iowa lege says the felon is not the victim in this.

Michigan had two dam failures or two damn failures? Strange governor.

If you don’t know the difference between peaceful protests and rioting, then you’ve tested positive for stupid.

My Fave China Virus and Sports Tweets 2020

 

Corona, Covid, China Virus

#FLATTENTHECURVE #VanquishTheVirus

Quarantunes?

I need a sign that says #OnAir when on a conference call.

We will see a rise in non-Covid deaths due to people staying away from drs. and hospitals.

#DrFauci was a high school basketball captain. He averaged 10.2 points per game. Now he is America’s point guard.

Diocese of Baton Rouge to donate $10,000 of gas cards to health care workers

18-Wheel Truck's Supply of Toilet Paper Goes Up in Flames in Texas Crash

New York State Makes Own Hand Sanitizer to Protect Against Coronavirus

Know the difference between a problem and an inconvenience.

Not dining in also affects liquor sales. Had not thought of that.

What do you think of about NYC? Crowds. Noise. Traffic. Horns. Trash. Shopping. Broadway. Financial center. Tourism…

Remember, no elevator rides.

Elderly Woman Dies After Being Punched In Face For Not Social Distancing

A woman is in a cruise room with her deceased husband.

I just heard “sacrificing the few to save the many.”

I can’t even imagine the amount of #PTSD after this.

Struggling companies cut 401K payments.

@DavidMuir is resting his hands near his chin/face. Not a good example.

#Shreveport made national @ABC news on #Corona patient release

You’re not stuck at home. You’re safe at home.

Chicago Mayor Forced To Defend Getting A Haircut In Violation Of Her Own Stay-At-Home Order

#Walmart has sold enough toilet paper in 5 days for every American to have one roll.

Louisiana Intern with Filthy Scrubs Conducts Surgical Abortions Amid COVID-19 Outbreak

She feels like she is going to shatter into 1,000 pieces.

Robots have been cleaning the Cincinnati airport.

Shakespeare wrote King Lear in quarantine during plague days.

Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents to Stop Shooting Each Other So Chinese Virus Patients Can Use Hospital

People are littering their exam gloves they wear for protection.

Thanks @WSJ for story on nourishing our hands with the toll of more sanitizer.

Did the queen just shake hands or was that an old video?

#SurgeonGeneral Our Pearl Harbor. Our 9/11 moment.

Less traffic. More litter.

Coffee filter as mask if in a pinch.

Dark on #Broadway

KFC pulled a U.K. campaign that focuses on “finger-licking”

Not really high on the cardboard cutouts in the Taiwan stands.

Where is all the #appendicitis? It’s all #Covid -- NY dr. who survived Ebola

“I leave this ICU a changed person”: COVID-19 patient leaves behind heartwarming message of thanks on room window

Love beats fear every day and twice on Sunday. God’s grace is a breath away.

Hearing that homeschoolers are having a lot of fire drills and one had a bomb threat #Corona somewhat funnies

Custody issues trickier now.

Why are we cleaning our houses when no one is coming over?

Ping pong thru windows. Creative.

#Trump I’m not going to be jumping around in a huddle.

@Charmin I don't think you need to advertise right now.

Mask on a car.

Something else I didn't think about Corona. IVF affected.

Economic tsunami

Identify. Isolate. Contact trace.

S.D. population density is 11 people per square mile. NYC is 25,000.

In normal times, 60 cents of every food $ spent in NYC is spent in restaurants.

Movie going could change. You don’t know who you are sitting next to. I will never use a stray pen again.

RVs for MDs is most excellent.

More people speeding. Not the Corona 500! They are surviving the virus and are going to die in a fatality.

Virtual volunteers. “It gives you a sunny day.”

Anyone think any #rearwindow going on?

Got to wonder if gum sales are down. Haven’t chewed in a month. Not around anyone.

Can’t the germs be on regular gloves?

Who cares who signed the check? Another idiot question.

Why are Bossier schools not mentioned? Only Caddo. Come on, TV news.

Love your neighbor from six feet away.

#Trump We had bans before bans were fashionable.

The Lincoln Monument with no one.

Hotel security guard steals 66 rolls. Some DOTD shut down visitor centers because of theft.

God bless the military and their help right now.

Every part of her body hurt like a kidney stone.

Would someone tell the folks in the unemployment line to stand six feet apart?

Now it’s sailors on a USS ship. Floating city. Pier side for weeks.

Cots in the cafeteria could be next #Bellevue

Best part about quarantine is I have not heard #HappyMothersDay

Child train made out of garbage cans creative.

No wonder people think all deaths are declared Covid. Headline says hospitals earn more if they have such Medicare patients.

@howiemandel Can’t help but think of you.

I hope people have quit biting their nails. That is all.

 Corona nurses worried about supply of plastic thermometer covers, stickies to hook EKGs, break

room germs.

Cannot believe I can’t find a #Coronavirus silicon bracelet.

Did you take your office plants home? #PartOfFamily gonna be a little Sahara when we get back. #WSJ

Marking off their space in sand.

I love how #Trump pronounces China

RT @NeilDiamond Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands…”

Elderly couple could no longer travel. Staycation to garden, park, museum, play, drove Apache Trail.

Should we not use lipstick and Chapstick over and over? Inquiring mind.

#Ford was an arsenal dispensary and built iron lungs.

Realized yesterday bereavement groups probably aren’t meeting.

Man Eaten by Crocodile After Violating Coronavirus Lockdown

Are gyms and such reimbursing fees?

New Yorkers Can Now Officially Get Married Via Zoom

NBA to players: Avoid high-fives as virus concern grows.

Do we need undercover disease detectors in every country?

There are 16 full pages of death notices in today's paper Globe. Last week, there were 12.

Death Certificate Delays a Challenge for NYC Funeral Homes

Masks on statues

France requires form to leave house, walk, go shopping.

I will survive 26 days with my toilet roll in quarantine! #howmuchtoiletpaper #toiletpaperpanic

#NotreDame is genius. Don’t let students come back after Thanksgiving. Finals before.

Dude, tats are not essential.

I saw this number to call to Keep Calm Through COVID and I was curious. I've been on hold for three minutes.

Emergency toilet paper robot can be alerted via smartphone.

Confused. Travelers can be screened for illness at airports. But what about all these other people who come in? Ellis Island did it.

Flowers donated to hospital staff. What can I do?

Geaux Truckers!

Detroit bus driver who posted video about coughing rider dies from Coronavirus, sad

NY firm has Worry O’Clock. It’s a twice-weekly video call where people “wring their hands.”

#ACM where in the world is #AlanJackson when you need him? #911 #Coronavirus

1st commercial TP introduced in 1857 by NY’er. By 1935 Northern advertised splinter free.

#LSU using PMAC to manufacture #PPE

#geography lesson for #DrBirx #Montana

#Corona No shoes. No shirts. No service. How is that different from mask rules?

Dallas detention officers told not to spook inmates with masks as COVID-19 fears began.

Billy Joel lights up Empire State Building in music to light show.

Burials in NJ usually 6,100/mo. April soared to 14,755. One cemetery normally has 40 burials and 190 cremations.

Rate the Skype room story is so funny. Crooked lamp, holes where pictures should be, #ChrisChrisman ugly curtains.

Pomp and strange circumstance.

Remember when you are next to people, you are next to everyone they have been in contact with the last two weeks.

Sports

The biggest thing this team had was want to. #LSU

#mikethetiger in a #geauxt onesie

Coach O + 15-0= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WHAT A HEADLINE!

@Joe_Burrow10 dad had Miss. State cowbell growing up #onefortheages

#Burrow I like to get hit sometimes. #LSU

#KarlRove predicts #LSU victory.

I’ll wait for someone to disinfect the football every time #LSU touches it. Hope we can play!

@realDonaldTrump CONGRATULATIONS! #GeauxTigers

Athens City School District renames football arena Joe Burrow Stadium.

@Joe_Burrow10 described as basically unshakable

LSU Players Will All Register to Vote Ahead of 2020  Election, Orgeron Says. Wonder why they haven’t?

Thank you, @NBC. #KyDerbyAtHome

#TripleCrownShowdown one of my favorite days of the year.

@TheSaints I remember the Tom Dempsey kick. RIP.

@NBCNews it’s not next summer. It’s this summer. #Olympics

Lucky boy with cancer getting to go to Super Bowl. Sweetest story.

Special Series and Games Shows Favorite Tweets 2020

 

The Keepers

My elevator inside is dropping down.

Blunt force trauma for Sister Cathey.

The priest went into the gyno exam room?

Have y’all ever talked to Cathy’s engaged sister? The wedding announcement in the paper? Come on.

Now we know who knows the area. The business of the Schmidts. Gay bro-in-law who dressed like a priest.

They want Cathy’s stuff right upon learning of the murder?

Why not kill Sister Russell, too?

Cathy did not die immediately. #WernerSpitz

Is that a big dollhouse in Sharon May’s office?

Her priest friend thinks whoever did it is guilty. Duh.

Now the police lost a letter.

Meaner, dirtier and more evil as he got older.

No one, said the wise men of the FBI, has ever made a connection between Maskell and Joyce.

Archdiocese winning. Victims losing. And not only $.

Dirty John

I’m amazed it only took one Bullet to kill Dan Broderick.

People say rise above it, move on from it, get over it. I am it.

Getting busted by ganking 5 photos from a roll of 24 leaves wife suspicious. We know.

An Irish coffee minus the coffee.

His assistant doesn’t need to type? It’s THE Linda.

Jeopardy and Wheel

#Jeopardy Parachuting Beavers Into Idaho's Wilderness? Yes, It Really Happened.

#Jeopardy Silly me never caught sousaphone significance.

#Jeopardy Keurig means beautiful.

#Jeopardy Dumbest people I’ve ever seen. Educational institution is in Baton Rouge. They answer Tulane.

@Jeopardy Majoring in government. What are you going to do? Not government.

@Jeopardy #Jeopardy anybody, what was the question about #KingEdward I just learned I’m an ancestor

@Jeopardy Please mark off for spelling. She is horrible.

#Jeopardy Muir eventually memorized three-quarters of the Old Testament and all of the New.

Well I never knew #Elphaba got her name from Oz author’s initials L. Frank Baum. LFB —Elphaba

#Jeopardy I didn’t know the queen doesn’t vote.

@WheelofFortune I knew that 5 turns ago. Should have picked me when you came to Bossier.

Spelling the Dream

He practices by typing them. Quicker. Genius.

Jane Roe

JaneRoe started the killing of 35 million. She thinks she is glamorous. She is a drinker and druggie. Cybill Shepherd, Morgan Fairchild, Valerie Harper, Whoopi Goldberg speak for pro-choice.

Genetic Detective

Not fond of Idaho law enforcement. Think Lori Daybell.

Most people don’t get married that young for no reason.

@CeCeLMoore was at @CrimeConHQ in #NOLA

That is a dedicated cop. Would not retire until solved.

@CeCeLMoore Tell us more about your fave ancestor who had three spouses die accidentally.

Favorite Tweets from 2020 of TV Shows

 

Grey’s, The Resident, New Amsterdam

#TheResident Watch the coat; it’s custom.

#TheResident Slow down, turbo.

#TheResident Rapunzel syndrome?

#TheResident Appi led to a post-op infection.

#TheResident There’s the before C and the after C.

#NewAmsterdam No. I’ve never heard you say that word before.

#NewAmsterdam I’m here to make you more comfortable. I’d lower your expectations.

#NewAmsterdam I hope you stick around. I’m temporary.

#NewAmsterdam Burden me.

#NewAmsterdam I want the full Max.

#NewAmsterdam How can I help? #maxmotto

#GreysAnatomy I love that you have yet to make me cry.

#GreysAnatomy Wasn’t brachial artery on @Jeopardy today?

#GreysAnatomy “Create a war room.” Woman still fevering after appi. Now has fluid around heart.

#GreysAnatomy If you say glowing, we’re done.

#GreysAnatomy Richard has had an appi.

#GreysAnatomy Moments to do over again. The last conversation with my mother.

#GreysAnatomy You’ve taken away more (pain) than you’ve caused.

#GreysAnatomy All love sucks eventually.

#GreysAnatomy Fight. Wail. Cry in your pillow. Let it out.

#GreysAnatomy I love the up-ness of it.

#GreysAnatomy You make me want to write love songs in the rain.

#GreysAnatomy Are you here to buy the convention center and stop me from presenting?

#GreysAnatomy I don’t know what to put on my profile. I hate everything.

#GreysAnatomy You love someone so much that the two of you can’t contain it all.

#GreysAnatomy When you save the person you love.

#GreysAnatomy That was creepy. Even for me.

#GreysAnatomy Don’t throw the towel in before the fight starts.

#GreysAnatomy Are you serious? When do you know me to not be serious?

#GreysAnatomy That’s not love. That’s a drama bond.

#GreysAnatomy He may look like a department store mannequin.

#GreysAnatomy I need the dummy word.

#GreysAnatomy Your unbandaged wounds give you away.

911 on Fox

I’m not fine, but I am managing.

Human remains across his seat.

This begs me to ask if there are 911 backups of all computers are disabled, destroyed.

Bull

A former juror. Did he give us a good review on Yelp?

A salesman may not make a good juror. Convinces others.

The world is different today. The world is better today. You are in it.

Same church, different pew.

The man is a walking wake.

Long story long.

Are you sensing the pattern here?

The up side is so high up there.

It’s always better when we catch these things < they burst. Surgery & recovery r always a little > I only came into this life with one appendix and it's gone now. Back to the Bull pen.

Don't touch that dial.

She's poor but smokes?

I throw my spaghetti against the wall.

Witness stand confession.

Sentenced to a week at the morgue. To live with the rats. Low recidivism.

AGT

That is a heavy ball. Once you lift it, it makes you feel like singing.

@duotranscend he curled her up w his feet.

Tumbling act with bikes.

Silhouettes is so negative.

RT @SimonCowell This is Archie Williams. I will never forget this audition for the rest of my life.

Manifest

Not many people would let their boyfriend’s ex-junkie stay with them.

I don’t think there is an Ed Koch Med Center.

It’s not his vibe.

NCIS NOLA

File that under probably not a coincidence.

Pretending like that doesn’t sting.

Revenge seekers want to face their victims.

You don’t remind me of anyone.

We’re the ones with more guns.

I don't need a lecture from the freshman class.

It’s the best bad idea I got.

The few. The proud. The you don’t want to mess with us.

Sebastian’s mother is having an appendectomy. Loretta asks if it has burst. She is lucky it hasn’t.

I had that chair.

There really is a 109 Church St. in NOLA.

Shark Tank

She went to ice cream university.

When 10,000 people are doing things, I don’t want to be the 10,001st. @mcuban

The yellow cheese road.

All roads lead back to Mr. Wonderful.

Money is an accelerator.

How did this woman even get on the show? Almost no sales. #SharkTank just jumped the shark.

Aha. He created a device that would keep soap from slipping out of his hands. #WhyDidntIThinkOfThat Genius. #SoapStandle

MC Squares named after Einstein.

How does Barbara know he doesn’t have friends or isn’t smart? Rude.

Undercover Boss and Bachelor

#Undercover Boss I hate the fake beards and hair.

The Bachelor’s picks can be predicted by #Venmo connections.

60 Minutes and TODAY

Masks that were six cents are now $1.20.

You have to have a hospital, bank and church to survive.

Mary’s body was a church.

Light is to architecture what sound is to music.

A federal inspector needs the farmer’s permission to go on a farm?

Lead in baby teeth study. Wow.

Magician on @TODAYshow windexed the card Craig chose from outside the window into the right card.

Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20 Favorite Tweets from 2020

 

Dateline

People get exhumed all the time. That's not what injured her.

She fell in love with one Rob and then met the other.

He framed his own child.

He doesn't work, but he calls in lies about her to her job.

He pulled her out of the tub but was never wet.

Obama playbook: thin and inadequate.

I’d have made a better flier. That looked antique.

I think I’ll extract my own teeth to scare people?

Did he get his dog back? Please don’t leave unanswered.

A living dog, a missing person and a pay phone.

He wasn’t only estranged but looks strange.

Detective visited her grave.

Can’t have my DNA. Afraid of cloning?

He drives his car while overdosing to kill himself.

They autopsied a bird. #Versace

Ya gotta think like him like a cat and mouse game.

230 investigators.

Go, Kerry, riding on handlebars to get to the scene.

Those kids instead of our kids?

I’d throw away a cheater’s stuff, too.

Let’s see. I ran off and then posed for a magazine.

She has no money. How would she fly?

Ground penetrating radar

Confession seance

Annette’s uncle was sheriff. Ex-husband had affair with Annette. So she doesn’t act on reporting murder confession.

He was 16 and she was 25.

Note to self. Never give police a time limit.

Corey had a roster of women.

Would you pull over if you saw a bat on the road and mean the wooden kind? Weird.

Homicidally jealous.

Same age. Different ring years. Red flag.

The trip to the Far East went south.

She’s a drunk pilot?

This girl likes to nap at gas stations.

Nurse with a bat.

A tooth and blood on a stuffed animal.

Blindfolded with her own sweater. Note to self. Do not play guess the candle smelling game.

Bleach smell lingers.

Fellow inmate, would you kill these 32 people for me?

The look my husband and I gave each other when she had a pool party and texted his sons the death news. Woman Cray Cray.

Married in two weeks.

Stranger in your house. Dumb woman.

He was a parasite. I just like the way he said it.

He’s a cruel Casanova.

Stolen valor.

Proposed with newspaper ad.

Lean in and another swinger name appears.

The barstool search #theboomboom room.

You can’t unring a bell.

@DatelineNBC shame on the promotions and then not being on.

At first I thought she had on a veil. Who thinks these unusual hair colors look good?

They hear something, but it’s a dead body?

Beaten with firewood.

Not only does she have blue hair, but a nose ring at one point and wore a #Ouija board shirt.

Ann’s engine was running on spite.

Why is the neighbor taking a picture of a visitor to the house?

If there is a hidden camera at that cemetery I’m gonna freak.

 If you're really going to go check on her, check on her.

 They tested every tire at the funeral. WOW

#LoriDaybell competed for Mrs. Texas. Married twice by 22? Charles changed from Catholic to Mormon for this Lori. She canceled his return flight and got his truck from the airport. Inhabited by a zombie and doesn’t have control of herself. Oh lawd, she can pass through portals. I know a bad Chad. “In retrospect” is a big word for 17? A pool party the night your husband died. “Hi neighbor, sorry.” Shame on no autopsy. Bands bought while he is married, 17 days before murder.

 Plenty of evidence. Slow police work.

This dude does a yelp review on the way to a murder. Good Garmin work. And buys a lock pick kit.

Pregnant smoker. You are disgusting.

Memorialize overalls. Trailers. Walmart. Jimmy the Hammer. Jailbird roomies. You might be a redneck if you are in this episode.

Committing a murder basically right after your honeymoon.

All those people at the funeral and no one at the trial.

RT @DatelineNBC We never thought we’d say this, but DO watch alone. #Covid

 I can’t stand the husband’s attorney. Might have played a role in my juror decision.

My dad had that black and white plaid shirt.

How could they afford Spitz?

Husband does not look upset in parking lot.

Do not get out of your car if your trash can is overturned.

Shave body and pee in a jug.

The ring was around the straw.

#AndreaCanning and #JoeBurrow and I #December10

Broken pieces fix each other.

His daughter’s name is Liberty.

Cheating in the military can be a dishonorable discharge.

Horse lady’s tag is showing.

Play games with propane?

This is the worst case of leading her on ever.

Both of her men like Sprite.

Maryland requires testing a gun before it's sold.

Bitter and angry would take her mind, soul and heart.

Toilet paper was his pillow.

Records are not wrong. People are liars.

He kissed a dead dog on the road on a dare.

Camera panned by his face during sick sexual attack.

My car may have a black box?

Magen is living with her ex-boyfriend?

I went over my height, weight, eye color, appi scar, birthmark, and dental work with my husband last night in case I go missing.

Guilty on the charge of gum chewing in court.

Pics of the kidnappers on the floor.

Married by a cab driver.

@Dateline_keith He’s an octogenarian, ick.

Wigs, sunglasses, prepaid cards.

If someone had been cleaning his house, they were doing a sloppy job.

Did we not have caller ID in 1996? Did we have *67 or *69?

Multiple gunshots and no blood?

Why would they steal a calendar?

48 Hours and 20/20

Has 3 kids. Can’t take care of them. Has two more.

Did they do a face progression?

I want to make sure you’re dead. Completely and utterly dead.

I see where she gets her hippie.

Learned a new word. #femicide

Nicaragua allows food delivery to prisons. Scary thought.

He was married 20 years and got with a 20 year old.

She saw him as an ATM machine.

So the house catches fire the day she is moving out?

Linda used the words fired up.

The judge read their verdict. Jury is singular.

No one from the deceased man’s family attends the appeal?

Who goes out to a bar in bloody overalls?

This sheriff stole guns?

Can I ask you “point blank?”

He is not to be glorified. He is to be damned.

Give me a Starbucks, Snickers and cigar and I’ll talk.

#1882. Acquitted by 12 men. Lizzie Borden. Should be interesting. Tried to buy poison. Burned dress. Ashes on handle-less hatchet. Why didn’t Mr. Borden greet his wife when he got home? He may not have gone second and be alive.

1968. Women could finally serve on juries in Miss.

Should the DA really be smiling?

Mother hugged her and didn’t know? Same dress fits. All very bizarre.

No mistake dad. You are not owed an apology.

She is a reincarnated dog.

She is 51 and had one husband 17 years. Two were before age 22, I believe.

She has experience in bridal gowns.

She left her dog? And he is an old 49.

She lets her stepmom help w the dress over her mom? Second floral dress I’ve seen since last night.

Glad they looked in the attic.

He just got Most Changed.

You rarely hear about the bodily functions.

Could you close caption the sobbing annoying daughter?

Still can't believe #TedBundy had the audacity to go into a sorority house. Very brazen. Would you move back into the Chi O house?

Search warrant for a mouth!

Fits like a glove so we must not acquit.

Who keeps 40 grand in their house? First clue.

What if you were to take care of the dogs and someone was in the house you went to?

It just kind of left a hole.

Pager in the Potomac.

I believe the jealous chick is lying, but how do we know the man put in jail can’t drive a stick?

A DA has to disclose his notes? Are you serious?

@48Hours did you seriously just spell it defense council and not counsel?

Beware of men w briefcases and crutches. I may have helped them too.

Imagine. Cemetery faucets that work.

Superglued his tooth

More relationships with dead women than living.

No. Hell no. And no way in hell.

My Favorite Religious Tweets from 2020 Long Past Due

 

David Jeremiah

The Bible: Making bad people good and good people better.

We need to drag our culture back to the Bible.

Read the Bible before the stock page.

If you are fearful, remember: “God’s man in the center of God’s will is immortal until God is finished with him.”

God bats 100 percent when he makes a prophecy.

When it comes to forgiveness, it's always your turn.

Loudmouth, proud, vain King Nebuchadnezzar realized there is a supreme God.

When we are thrown to the lions, God will cease those who want to devour us. He can tame.

You will have an opportunity this week to stand up for something you believe in. Stand-up people get promoted. Standing aside is compromise. Stand up. That is conviction. Don't be secret service Christians. Stand up.

The lions would not like him. Daniel was half grit and half backbone.

It should say on us Made for God.

@DavidJeremiah Thank you for showing the whole speech regarding #BothamJean Media only showed hug.

He is the supreme educator.

Pump one of the sermon of the Mount verses into your bloodstream. Which one?

His teaching will: Challenge. Change. Cheer you.

Wow about the handwriting on the wall origin.

Don’t ever think God is finished with you.

Plant a gospel in someone's life.

Jewish men could not speak to women in public. Even their wives.

When we are failing, Jesus prays for us.

Joel Osteen

God starts the day in the dark. You’ve past p.m. and into a.m. It’s a matter of time before you see light breaking forth.

The clock has ticked in your favor. She came into her midnight and was healed little by little. #DodieOsteen

God put bounce back in your spirit.

The pit is not your destiny. Get ready to rise.

The same God that shuts wombs can open wombs.

Believe it happens right when you pray.

We would be overcome and defeated if not for God. The forces that are for you are greater. God is holding up the staff.

You are in the middle of a miracle. The economy is not your source. God is. His supply line will never run dry. God puts rivers in a desert.

Use your energy to believe. Not to worry.

I am untouchable to the enemy.

There are some good new days in your future.

Never lag in zeal. St. Paul

The enemy wouldn't be fighting you if he didn't know something was in you.

Stay around stirred up people.

You are on the launching pad. Energize the circuit. Passionate, energetic, fervent, enthusiastic prayers.

You can't speak negative words and live positive.

Meek means strength under control.

Be at peace about people not being at peace with you. God will be your vindicator.

Some people just need to unload. #thelawofthegarbagetruck

God is doing a new thing. Reboot. Re-evaluate. Accept new software.

 Say yes to new attitudes, opportunities.

A reboot gets rid of viruses.

You have the anti-venom.

The enemy does not have his stinger anymore. Like a bee leaves his one stinger.

 God, come into the hospital, work, anxiety, loss.

 Don't let Satan have the last word. Roar back.

Other Religious

#EWTN mass From God’s hand we receive the medicine of eternal life.

#cruxofthematter great name @EWTN

Mary understands suffering. #OurLadyOfKnock #EWTN

Nun: It was not my gift to the Lord. It was his gift to me.

What is the minimum I have to do to keep this relationship from falling apart? That is often how we approach our savior.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. George Bernard Shaw

Offering a mass is like cheerleading a person into heaven. We are pouring more love into that person’s heart.

@BillFederer Loving your Miracles in American History.

I want the #ScottOGrady prayer.

@CBNNews Shocked Pat says a couple living together for >30 years is ok.

I like the St. Joseph ad of an aerial of people shaped in a cross.

Even if you are not with God, God is with you. #BobGriffin

Turn your fear into faith, your worry into worship, your panic into prayer. Greg Laurie

Oh, the things I learned about Reagan

 

Oh, the things I learned about Ronald Reagan. I’m trying to go in the order Bill O’Reilly did. He writes just like he talks. Have a totally different impression of President Ronald Reagan right now, a less positive one. I believe Killing Reagan because O’Reilly said there were two sources for everything.

Reagan privately referred to the current President he ran against as “a little shit.” Jimmy Carter graduated 59^th of 820 from the Naval Academy. Reagan rubbed his nose on a statue of Abe Lincoln for debate luck. Reagan wanted to be side by side with Carter because he is taller, but the lecterns were as far apart as possible. Reagan was too tall for mattresses, so a padded stool was positioned at the end of the bed. Carter blinked constantly and was ill at ease. Carter’s briefing notes were stolen and handed to the Reagan campaign.  It was not leaked to the public for three years. Carter used the fact that he had an issues discussion with daughter Amy, a teen. Huge mistake allowing her to decide, advisers said. Reagan used his are you better off questions and “there you go again” in the debate. Reagan won the Presidency, 489 to 49.

Nancy relied on sleeping pills and tranquilizers and astrologers, as you probably know. She was born Anne Frances Robbins and once dated Clark Gable.

In his movie days, Reagan was in “Bedtime for Bonzo.” The monkey understood 502 voice commands (more than Biden, says MAVO LOL), rode a tricycle, did backflips on cue and put on a necktie. Reagan had a seven-year contract at $200 a week. At war’s end, he made $52,000 per movie.

His first wife, Jane Wyman, gave birth to a child who lived only nine hours and Reagan was in the hospital with pneumonia at the time. Son Michael wrote that this was profound for Jane. Her film that centered around a premature infant death brought about a spiritual transformation and she was baptized Catholic three years later. She was laid to rest in the habit of the Dominican Sisters religious order. Reagan missed Patti’s birth because he was cheating. Reagan’s father was an all-too-often-drunk Irish shoe salesman and his mother was a Bible thumper. She taught him to avoid extremes in behavior. He craved approval and applause because he didn’t get it from his father. He liked to be the center of attention, screening “Kings Row,” his personal favorite of which he had a copy, for guests at dinner. He was fond of lecturing. Wyman once said not to ask him what time it was. He will tell you how a watch is made. When baseball came on, he pretended to be a broadcaster. He liked to think on horseback. Wyman’s growing fame and their daughter’s death combined to drive a wedge in the marriage. Jane had an affair. She also said she couldn’t stand to watch “Kings Row” one more time! Reagan is shattered, drinks and has affairs with women decades younger. One is Penny Edwards, 20, and Patricia Neal, 22. He had a one-night stand with Piper Laurie and took her virginity. Ironically, he was playing the role of her father in a movie at the time.

Three years after the divorce, Reagan proposes to Christine Larson, 26. He offers her a diamond wristwatch. He is having affairs with six other women at the time. She said no. A chief reason is because she adheres to the Baha i Faith, which does not believe in politics and he is becoming more of an activist. He was head of the Screen Actors Guild for five years. With SAG, Reagan travels the country speaking on behalf of an anticommunist group known as Crusade for Freedom to raise money for Radio Free Europe. He is unaware it is secretly backed by the CIA. He also enjoys writing letters.

 So, Reagan dates Nancy for a while and she confesses she is pregnant. He flees to Christine to say he feels trapped and often sees Christine on the side. He does marry Nancy,  picking her up in the Cadillac given to him by his first wife. He did not invite family to the ceremony and says that it’s not that he hungers for somebody to love him as much as having somebody to love. They knew each other three years and Nancy accepts his indiscretions while enjoying affairs of her own. William Holden is the best man. He bragged about an affair with Jackie Kennedy in the 1950s, calling himself the bedroom tutor to the wife of the future President.

Reagan faces debt, owes back taxes and insists on living the movie star life, dining at expensive restaurants. He gets the job of emceeing GE Theater and tours factories, learning about the economy and local government. Nancy has conservative views and read the National Review for years. She always looks people up and down before she deigns to speak. She does not cancel a dinner party right after JFK died. She had plastic surgery for droopy eyelids.

Reagan’s gubernatorial swearing in was held in the evening because of the alignment of Jupiter. Uranus and Saturn also came into play during the years. While serving in California, Reagan signed a gun control bill. He learned two aides were homosexual. He quietly let them resign. He is not bothered, however, by the gay astrologer. Reagan lied about why they were fired.

GE fires Reagan as he gets more conservative. Robert Kennedy allegedly told GE no government contracts would come their way if they allowed him to remain host. Reagan also spoke out against the Tennessee Valley Authority, in which GE had financial interest. He says he did not leave the Democratic party, that they left him.

 Reagan then writes columns and does a radio broadcast as well as speaking engagements. Reagan was a vain man. He refused a hearing aid. He was a fan of Calvin Coolidge, who eliminated wartime debt. Reagan often hid his knowledge in order to present himself as a simple man of humble opinions. He believed that made him more appealing to regular voters. During the air traffic controller strike, he invoked Coolidge by saying there is no right to strike against the public safety, by anybody, anywhere, at any time. The Reagans rarely go to church, but he believes interrupting a pregnancy means the taking of a human life.

 Son Michael is adopted. He and Maureen, firstborn, attend boarding school. Patti lives with her boyfriend and smokes dope and Ron, 17, seduced a 31-year-old in her bedroom. Ricky Nelson’s wife. The Reagans looked at is as good news that he was not gay. Patti posed for Playboy at 41 and More magazine at 58. She admits she was so afraid of becoming pregnant and parenting like her mother that she had her tubes tied at 24. She said Nancy slapped her when she ate too much and when she began menstruating at a young age. Her father called her a liar. Ron Jr. becomes an advocate for atheism.

Richard Nixon called out reporters publicly, thrilled to get the last word. So, this has happened before 2016. He was not a good sleeper and talks through the night. He does not sleep with Pat. Nor did the Kennedys or Johnsons share a bed. Nixon has a low tolerance for alcohol. He hinted at suicide. He walks the halls speaking to portraits of Presidents. Agnew never spoke to Nixon again after leaving office. Agnew called journalists nattering nabobs of negativism. Gerald Ford said not pardoning Nixon would cause a prolonged spectacle of a President on trial. Take heed, Mr. Biden. Ford promises a nation built on integrity, honesty and trust that will not be twisted and he wants to stop their decay.

Reagan’s presentation for Barry Goldwater is called “The Speech.” Hillary Clinton, 17, was one of Goldwater’s supporters, wearing AuH20. She switched parties, perhaps because of liberal friends at Wellesley. Reagan’s speech is full of the American dream, fiscal conservatism and small government. He talks about farmers, the Vietnam War, Cuban immigrants and veterans. It was described as the most successful national political debut since William Jennings Bryan, the foil for Clarence Darrow during the Scopes Monkey Trial, made his Cross of Gold speech.

 I Googled Reagan’s speech. It said: You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down: [up] man's old -- old-aged dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order, or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. And regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course. And: Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

Betty Ford called Nancy a cold fish. “Off camera, ice. On camera, warmth.” Rather than marginalize Reagan, a possible future opponent, Ford offers him a position on the Cabinet and an ambassadorship. Reagan said he can’t afford it. Ford is doing these things to keep Reagan from running for President. He does accept a spot on a panel investigating alleged abuses by the CIA to gain exposure. The other offers would make him subservient to Ford. When he ran against Ford, Ford gave a masterful acceptance speech. Ford hired the person who ran both of Reagan’s gubernatorial victories. Reagan says he believes the Republican Party had a platform that is a banner of bold, unmistakable colors with no pale pastel shades.

Rosalynn Carter also had a frosty demeanor. No liquor was served in the Carter administration. They did not want to appear worldly. Rosalynn grew up poor with a widowed mother. In contrast, Nancy’s inaugural gown cost $25,000. She expected designers to give her clothing gratis under the pretense they are being borrowed. She visited the White House several times to check out her wardrobe closet space before moving in. There was a lavish consumption on display at their gala.

Carter has one catastrophe after another. Inflation, skyrocketing oil prices, high interest rates and the Iran hostages. Eight soldiers died in an aborted rescue attempt, burned and left behind. Out of respect for the captives, Carter did little campaigning for reelection. He believed remaining at the White House made him look more presidential. Sounds like Biden and the basement.

 Nancy had a hand in terminating numerous staffers. She wanted Donald Regan to fire someone when she was having a hysterectomy, another one dying of a brain tumor. Regan got three times as many calls from Nancy than Ronnie. Regan discovered he was out of a job on CNN when Nancy issued a statement.  She claimed to be an expert at getting rid of leeches. Her Secret Service name was Rainbow in reference to her fiery personality. She decided who Reagan will and will not see. She is so hands-on that Michael Deaver says he imagines that when he dies there would be a phone in his coffin with her at the other end. Their astrologer also approves travel. This astrologer is on a secret $3,000 a month retainer. Deaver said without Nancy’s approval, Air Force One does not take off. Nancy sleeps with her head facing north and constantly knocks on wood.

 John Hinckley was born in an obsolete mental hospital before a new one is opened. He was the last birth there. We know his fascination with Jodie Foster. She won the role in Taxi Driver over 250 other actresses, including Kim Basinger, Mariel Hemingway, Carrie Fisher, Bo Derek, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Debra Winger and Eve Plumb. He also stalked Carter before Reagan. James Brady, press secretary, didn’t decide to attend the event at the Washington Hilton until the last minute. It took Hinckley 1.7 seconds to fire all six Devastators. Surgeons wore bulletproof vests. A 1939 Reagan movie inspired Secret Service Agent Jerry Parr to become an agent. He became the most important person in Reagan’s life that day. I don’t think we are told the truth when there is such a tragedy. Reagan lost half his blood supply. Soviets got alarmingly close to the East Coast. Patti and Ron Jr. did go to the ICU before Maureen and Michael. Maureen did run for the Senate, but lost.

Hinckley cultivated friendships via mail with Ted Bundy. He gets a girlfriend, Washington socialite Leslie deVeau. They found ways to dine in the facility and leave love notes. She murdered her 10-year-old daughter in the back with a gun. She turned it on herself, but it misfired. She was also found not guilty by reason of insanity. When he gets out, Hinckley can drive, but not talk to the media. He was outraged when Foster came out.

Oliver North masterminded the secret funneling of money to the rebel Contras fighting communism in Nicaragua. This was prohibited by law. Reagan denied knowledge of trading arms for hostages. North and Fawn Hall destroyed documents; she even carried them out in her boots and panties. She was given immunity in return for her testimony. Reagan said no one kept proper records of meetings or decisions. He admitted to approving arms shipments, just not specifically when. He said it was a clerical situation. No one went to jail over this. Of course, they also talk about Soviet relations in the book.

Chief of staff James Baker III is also a former Democrat who ran the campaigns of Ford and George H.W. Bush. He is a no-nonsense person and uses crisp analysis. Ed Meese is considered Reagan’s alter ego. Regan likened his job to a shovel brigade following a parade down Main Street. He was constantly fighting Nancy and her messes. Meese, Baker and Deaver would slow down meetings if Reagan did not understand a complex issue. Without insulting him, they would reframe the details until he comprehended.  Roger Ailes was called in to help Reagan for debate prep; he had been used to working with one director, not eight. Reagan wins in a landslide, 49 states.

Reagan is known to doodle. In the early 1980s, the New York Times reported he is contradictory, forgets names, stutters, has general absentmindedness and looked visibly adrift.  Sometimes he told a tale, confusing it with a movie. He admitted his mother died of senility and he would resign if it affected him. As we know, it did. Eventually, Reagan watches TV reruns and doesn’t read policy. Reagan loses energy and naps. He has trouble recognizing people. Tacrine was the drug he took. I have never heard of it. Reagan believed the ghost of Lincoln haunted the residence. He said he could hear the creak of Roosevelt’s wheelchair. It was kind of weird that I heard about Dupuytren’s contracture in a John Elway commercial while I was reading this book. Reagan had that, too. Bush doesn’t know what is going on.

Reagan endorsed his veep, but did little campaigning for him. The Bush campaign wanted him to be his own man. Barnstorming Reagan would have overshadowed the less charismatic Bush. Reagan’s pension was $99,500 and then he made speeches around the world.  The Washington Speakers Bureau earned 20 percent of his $50,000 speeches. He made $2 million on a ten-day speaking tour in Japan.

Margaret Thatcher is mentioned quite a bit. She was a chemist. She loved turquoise and hired a voice coach at the suggestion of Laurence Olivier to lower her voice an octave.  She and Reagan share similar political beliefs. She cut taxes for the rich and trimmed services for the poor. Reagan slashed money for mental illness before he was shot. She was described as having the eyes of Caligula and the mouth of Marilyn Monroe in reference to her offbeat look. Toward the end, Reagan delivered the exact four-page same toast to Thatcher twice at the same event. He went on for two minutes the second time. The audience was stunned.

Walter Cronkite has said Carter was the smartest President ever. Ben Bradlee said the Washington Post was kinder to Reagan than any President. Sam Donaldson, not surprisingly, was antagonistic and insulted Nancy by comparing her to a venomous snake, calling her a smiling mamba. Reagan could not answer one of his questions and Nancy had to whisper in his ear, “We’re doing everything we can.” Reagan once invoked “Born in the U.S.A.,” which really depicts the loss of homes and jobs for the working poor. Lesley Stahl would say he’d lose his thoughts, search for words. Studies later say the invasive surgery Reagan endured could have caused eventual onset of memory loss. The Journal of Alzheimer’s Disease published a study of Reagan’s news conferences. They found three symptoms: repetition, substituting “it” and “thing” for nouns and a decline in unique words.  Wyman attended his funeral. Thatcher spoke by video. She, too, was a victim of dementia. His tombstone says what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life.  Of course he is known for believing freedom leads to prosperity and replaces the ancient hatreds among the nations with comity and peace. Freedom is the victor.

Random: Chappaquiddick fact--all of the doors and windows to Teddy Kennedy’s car were open or shattered. How did his 6’2” self escape yet the 5’2” Mary Jo Kopechne remain in the vehicle? There was no autopsy on her because her family opposed it.  The scandal was forced out of the headlines because it was the same day Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Kennedy only pled guilty to leaving the scene.

Until 1900, voter turnout in the U.S. frequently exceeded 75 percent. It was 81.8 in 1876. WOW.

Learning about the butterfly mine is disgusting. They were explosive devices dropped by helicopters that children tried to capture and it instantly detonates in their hands.

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down: [up] man's old -- old-aged dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order, or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. And regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.