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David Jeremiah and Joel and 700

#JoelOsteen I’m not going to let you mischaracterize me.

#JoelOsteen Whatever follows “I am”comes looking  for you. I am…

#JoelOsteen What you are dwelling on will come to pass.

#JoelOsteen Never doubt His restoration.

#JoelOsteen Get in agreement with God.

#JoelOsteen Build a big highway for your paths.

#JoelOsteen Sometimes he closes doors because we are believing too small.

#JoelOsteen Don’t get in agreement with negative things people speak over you.

#JoelOsteen The enemy would love for you to live anxious over a threat that has already been taken care of.

#JoelOsteen Real victory is won in private.

#JoelOsteen God gets you in position. Be patient.

#JoelOsteen What you are dwelling on will come to pass.

#JoelOsteen Promises start far off. They saw it in the distance and welcomed it by faith.

#JoelOsteen Divine reversals are coming my way.

@DierksBentley listens to @JoelOsteen radio

#DavidJeremiah God’s man in the center of God’s will is immortal until God is done with him.

#DavidJeremiah The Bible equals anti-terrorism.

#DavidJeremiah When I get to heaven, I want an empty file.

#DavidJeremiah Let your eyes turn upward.

#DavidJeremiah if you ache for your late child, you will hold their hand in heaven.

#DavidJeremiah 6-7 billion Bibles sold. Gideons in 190 countries. Galleries and libraries would shrink in half if religious things deleted. Phrases etched in us. Saturate yourself. Memorize it—Billy Graham.

#DavidJeremiah Do you see? Really see? Like a homeless person.

#DavidJeremiah Jesus took the test for all of us. He made 100.

#DavidJeremiah Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were between 13-20.

#DavidJeremiah Don’t let the one unfaithful of the multitudes bug you.

#DavidJeremiah We lost a lot of the games trying not to lose. Like keep away they did in basketball back then.

#DavidJeremiah The Bible. Making bad people good and good people better.

#whythenativity From posting on horseback to the internet.

#700club Trust Him. Don’t ask why.

If you are busy, pray more. St. Frances de Sales

#EWTN 52% of children are born to unwed parents.

satan is powerless against Jesus Christ. Cardinal Neumann

A priest’s mother is a spiritual grandmother to his congregation. He belongs to God and carries Christ to others. She is now shepherded by him. Great talk!

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. Mark Twain

Jon Erwin dreamed of telling David’s story since 16. No tats, odd eyeglass frames, retro attire. At 6, Sunday school teacher promised to take scripture memorizers to 6 Flags. It started something.

Scripture is breathed out by God. Inhale what’s exhaled. La. Justice

@Pontifex  bought 300 cakes on his bday for the homeless.

#KLOVE World off is a great slogan.

Late Mormon leader insisted on full name of the church. To remove Jesus would be victory for satan. Leader skied in his 90s and preached til he died at 101. Created home education programs and reduced Sunday service from 3 to 2 hours.

#Guideposts former Wisconsin gov wife had Alzheimer’s. You are not putting her anyplace. You cannot respond to all her needs. A dementia unit can.

Neighbor didn’t believe in lady’s prayers to God. She wanted groceries. He put them there. She said thank you for making the devil pay for them.

Dateline

#Dateline You doing alright? Yeah. Me neither.

#Dateline Versace and Gucci were both killed.

#Dateline He wet his pants. I hate peed himself. Not grammatical.

#Dateline She has 4 kids. How many dads?

#Dateline In 17 days the Daybells wed. Ring even bought ahead of time.

#Dateline Sunshine came out of their butts they were so happy.

#Dateline She’s a perpetual lie machine.

#Dateline Leading cause of death for pg women is homicide?????!!!!

#Dateline One pair of shoes can change your life. She wore taller boots or would have been hit between the eyes.

#Dateline He didn’t hold on to joy anymore.

#Dateline The fed govt just doesn’t knock on your door because they’re not busy.

#Dateline Now Lori wants to be on #DWTS

#Dateline Burned and dismembered. Poor Tylee.

#Dateline Every word David says breaks my heart.

#Dateline The family can’t show emotion, but the defendant can cheer.

#Dateline Went to court 128 times.

#Dateline So we’re looking for a five year old. Puzzles. Hopscotch.

#Dateline Could they hang the caution tape right side up? #husbandsayings

#Dateline He is scared to love his child for fear of losing her and is also overprotective.

#Dateline 12 Mountain Dews a day.

#Dateline Family Santa Claus

#Dateline No one should represent herself.

#Dateline 60 gruesome stab wounds

#Dateline I never believed he went to West Point. I wouldn’t have believed he got in La Tech.

#Dateline I love this female detective.

#Dateline He looks like a nice man and his dog.

#Dateline She’s an old 23.

Dateline Verbal judo.

#Dateline I saw that backwards sign of the cross.

48 Hours

#48Hours Family searched manhole covers and restroom ceilings for the gun.

#48Hours An open marriage to fix a marriage?

#48Hours They pre-dug the grave.

#48Hours Got rid of her clothes and had nothing to bury her in.

#48Hours Arrogant. Cocky. Narcissistic.

#48Hours Burner car.

#48Hours Matthew wore a bulletproof vest at the trial.

#48Hours Spray painting cameras in parking garage.

#48Hours @CeCeLMoore  has solved >325 law enforcement cases w DNA

20/20

#ABC2020 Oh I knew it was the fire pit.

#ABC2020 Learn how to pronounce heinous before you record.

#ABC2020 Look for a bad speller.

#ABC2020 A pianist would not stab someone. Hands are too important. But it’s pointing to him.

#48Hours Parents are Laundrie-ish.

#ABC2020 Pennies make dollars.

#ABC2020 You don’t have the say on who dies.

#ABC2020 Serving that gumbo cold like his veins. #onlyinlouisiana

#ABC2020 I don’t believe in adultery or divorce. But he does believe in murder.

#ABC2020 You never know when photos are all you will have.

#ABC2020 It was the pharmacist in the kitchen.

#ABC2020 Dude pulled down sleeves when touching door knobs at police station.

#ABC2020 Missing evidence is doubt.

#ABC2020 Juror leaves note in rock garden.

#ABC2020 Home with personal ski lift.

#ABC2020 As quick as you can say exhibit A…

#ABC2020 Um. They can track flowers.

#NightAgent Let’s negotiate the length of your new leash.

#husbandsayings about a show that ends in a stabbing. He’ll live. He’s baaaad.

Historic

#AmericanRevolution America has a moment of origin.

#AmericanRevolution Ships banned at Boston until they paid for the tea was a major economic blow. It was meant to isolate Boston, but instead unified many of the colonies in opposition to British rule.

During the Boston Tea Party, participants dressed as Native Americans to conceal their identities and symbolically represent a new American identity separate from Britain.

#DeathByLightning Garfield said, "Assassination can no more be guarded against than death by lightning, and it is not best to worry about either.”

#DeathByLightning I’m not going to New York. What better way to get to know a man than his front porch?

#DeathByLightning You persist because you are a seeker, an opportunist and a pest.

#Jeopardy 1st metal detector was invented by Alex Bell in 1881. He created a prototype to locate bullet lodged in President Garfield's body. While attempt was unsuccessful due to interference from the bed springs, Bell's invention laid the foundation for modern metal detectors.

#Auschwitz hidden among corpses. I am here and Hitler is not. Love is the answer.

Churchill was almost killed in 1931 when he looked the wrong way while crossing Fifth Ave. And was struck by a car.

Monopoly sets helped Allied POWs escape.

Charlie Kirk

#CharlieKirk A harvest has been produced. America’s rising young leaders.

#CharlieKirk The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. Soren Kierkegaard

#CharlieKirk Restoration of faith and resurgence of patriotism.

#CharlieKirk That QR code is overwhelmed.

High Potential and Elsbeth and Grey’s and Shark and WWYD and Jeopardy and AGT

#GreysAnatomy I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like the hospital chili.

#GreysAnatomy This is Mopetown. Population 2.

#GreysAnatomy You want to impress me, Dr. Adams? Do something impressive.

#GreysAnatomy Keep all chatter to medically relevant information.

#Elsbeth Who puts murder on his bucket list?

#Elsbeth I am the more the merrier type.

#Elsbeth I knew she was the mascot.

#Elsbeth I forget she’s an adult sometimes. It’s the polka dots.

#SharkTank I can’t imagine anyone wanting a #BigAssCandle

#SharkTank They didn’t read the room.

#RemeberTheTitans I remember car smashes and hold onto the car contests. I hate when people don’t keep their eyes on the road.

#WWYD  I think you should be glad people are watching. Pledges get killed in the dark. On roads, in drinking binges.

#WWYD These people who don’t stop the drunk driver with a kid. I can’t even.

#Jeopardy Stella yelling contest.

#AGT Love a quick change act. It’s what started me on this show while in a hotel out of town.

#AGT Terry rocking @lsu #lsu colors

Gene Hackman was a great actor.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest in 1975 was the first movie since 1934 to be nominated for five Academy Awards.

Political

There are 55 House Ds 70 or over. 33 Rs. Either done with the place or the place is done with them.

#WestPoint #Trump They don’t like being called liberal. That’s why I call them liberal.

#Inauguration2025 Scales of justice rebalanced. Yes.

#Inauguration #wreathlaying #solemn #welcomebacktrump #nowatchchecking #attentive

#Inauguration 2025 hats are back. And millimeter miracle.

#Inauguration2025 Refreshing to have a Second Lady.

#kidrock #letsgobrandon #letsmakeamericarockagain

#WSJ Trump’s promise to disturb the status quo got him elected. Disruption is his brand.

Trump bump in the military!

#Fox Magafest destiny

If you’re a Democrat and you’re mean to Trump, I’m on your bumper. Love this kid!

#PencilNeck. Trump can golf when he wants. He works for free. But Biden can sleep, go to Delaware and the beach. ?!!!

Trump is commander in peace.

I haven’t been to Target since the stupid swimsuits were sold.

Colo. is nuts. Bill introduced where in custody disputes parent who declines new name and pronouns can be denied custody. Publishers can’t deadname or misgender. Kids are getting power over parents. Sex is biology. Period.

The CFP National Championship Trophy falls apart as VP JD Vance tries to hold it aloft at the White House.

Didn’t know Medicaid was subpar healthcare, according to a column. Did you?

27 of 30 top cities with highest homicides were run by Dems in 2022 study.

Mamdani wants to decriminalize all drugs, let aliens vote, treat 26 yo as youth, more LGBTQ liaisons in schools, free bus rides for all. Mamdani does not believe in millionaires--loser.

HMS Resolute is a British naval ship and part of Trump’s desk.

#WillCain Lgbtqr2d2 and 15 percent of women in prison are men. Trans.

SS Benefits starting at 70 are 76% higher than at 62.

@BillFederer I am so looking forward to your visit in Louisiana to the Republicans.  I am a huge fan!

Sen. Britt was cheer captain and valedictorian in high school. Had a job, too. Sorority and SGA president.

Reading about #RogerGoodell and such DEI initiatives as black national anthem. Didn’t know there was one. End Racism in the end zone will say Choose Love today.

@Kilmeade  I didn’t know airports had showers.

DNC license plate No! FRI Yes!

@RCamposDuffy Her aspirations have always been bigger than her ability. Best thing you ever said.

54% of Cal say things are going wrong way. Up 14 from Newsom governorship. Filling Jeep costs $100. 1 in 5 homes behind on utilities. Median home is 884,350. Lost 34,000 jobs in restaurants with upping min wage. Oil production fallen 1/3.

Letter to editor: Americans deserve to know names and details of the political machine that took over the executive branch while Biden pretended to be in charge. Amen. Never again!

Only 4 percent of New Jerseyans know they elect a governor 6/10.

#Gutfeld So many Fox people in administration that they’ll have to take a break for Balance of Nature.

#DanBongino I’m like Whack A Mole.

@FoxNews Why are you hiding the faces of the aliens?

There was a Biden memo to go lenient on some druggies?

If you throw a brick, a firebomb or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains. Brevard Co. Sheriff Wayne Ivey. We will kill you, graveyard dead.

Shooters hid under cars at graduation.

Biden needed a TelePrompter to talk to guests.

Now they are setting people on fire.

Chevron Ditching Calif.

W Va has banned medically aided suicide in its constitution.

Italy says both “parents” can be on birth certificate of same-sex parents. Not just biological mother alone.

Hundreds of Del. teachers worked w expired licenses.

A nickel costs 14 cents to make.

3 years for killing two kids. Alien getting out.

Josh Shapiro ignored promise of scholarships cuz he can’t bite the hand that feeds him. Union.

@JesseBWatters My daughter tried to take a picture w the landline.

@TimTemple @LAGovJeffLandry  and  @theadvocatebr Good luck this session. I’m afraid you’re going to need it.

Chronic absenteeism in NYC climbed from 25% before COVID to 34.8% last yr. 40.7% for K. 35.4 for 1st. 32.4 for 2nd grade.

Shame on DZ for kicking out Payton McNabb for confronting a man using a woman’s restroom. Called it bullying.

#GlennYoungkin Architect is not a verb

#Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you.

42.1 percent of vets who commit violent crimes do so 15 years or more after serving. They've lost structure and appreciation.

Contributions to individuals via GoFundMe are not tax deductible. They take 2.9 percent. Just reminding.

Did I just read that pesticides will have to have bilingual safety labels? #learnEnglish

@SenatorFischer I thought this was humorous. A couple of people thought this was me sitting with the First Lady

All gas. No brakes. Vance on Trump.

There are Cinderfellas.

Say their names. Laken Riley. Rachel Morin. Jocelyn Nungaray. Charlie Kirk. Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Milgrim. Brian Thompson. Daniel Penny. Iryna Zarutska.

The Miss. Legislature killed proposed legislation to create a bounty hunter program for illegal aliens. The legislation would have offered a $1,000 reward to registered bounty hunters for each successful deportation they help facilitate.

@PeteHegseth Fort Bragg is back! Thank you. Do the rest.

Causes of wrongful conviction. Coerced pleas, eyewitness misID, false confessions, inadequate counsel, misconduct, unvalidated/improper forensics. @Angolite

Wishing sincere good luck to San Fran’s new mayor.

The W Post had 54 mill digital visitors in Nov. down from 114 mill in 11/20. Loss on 2024 30% > than yr earlier. Ad rev $174 mill down from $190 mill in 23.

@SpeakerJohnson Not an R or a D. But a USA.

Jimmy Carter signed a Bible for every Habitat home.

Brooke Rollins We are called to meet this moment.

"Men" could get mascara in prison, but real men could not get toilet paper. Pro-life imprisonment.

No on felons as firefighters.

MacArthur: never give an order that can be understood. Always give orders that cannot be misunderstood. In other words, column said propose a bill that Rs can’t oppose.

Americans throw away $68 million a year in coins. Not this one. I count pennies.

Tell me I did not just see a commercial in Spanish. Wrong!

@elonmusk  We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Grateful you did. Keep at it.

Prof asks students anonymously what topics to avoid. Guns, religion, pronouns, Middle East, abortion, gay rights, socialism, sexism, trans sports, race, policing and things that anger others.

Miscellaneous

Copper thieves are out of control.

61 days with a pig kidney is amazing.

@LSUJesus poop is a microcosm of his season

#WSJ “welcome in” is redundant.

#inanemergency There is a “respectful entry kit” if EMTs can’t get in. The police will come secure.

Happy same bday @JoeyB

Hard to believe Caddo has more vehicular fatalities than Orleans or BR.

1 in 12 freshmen at UCSD have math skills below middle school level. Disservice to them and taxpayers. Some think math is racist? I don’t get it. Ben Sasse column

With less births, less demand for day care, schools. Less working adults paying taxes. 1/4 of 40 y o have never married. 28% men. 22 for women.

You can’t decide to have money. You can decide to try really hard. Scott Galloway

Clark Gable gave his Oscar to a boy, saying the win is what mattered the most.

43% of cosmetic butt implants done in states like Tx and Ky. 38% of chin augments in Midwest. Liposuction top request last yr. Utah highest plastic surgeons per capita.

I have never heard of Bad Bunny.

1/3 of students say using violence 2 stop campus speech is acceptable. 93% of boomers, 86 of Gen X say violence is never acceptable. 71 for millennials/58 of Z. Opponents treated as threats/coercion that need 2 b neutralized rather than persuaded. Left colleges need 2 invite rt.

1st woman Iditarod finisher passed. She was in 70 below. 28 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, 30 seconds. 23rd overall. That was her only one. 1974.

Disney characters don’t let go of hugs til kids do.

Mozzarella king died. No public life. No published charitable works. No pix on company website. Name on their once. One in-depth interview. Cheese accounts for 1/3 cost of every slice. 5500 employees, 18 plants. Same Denver corner forever. Many patents.

For Bob Greene, it’s Bazooka. My memories are sundaes, cream cheese, butter beans and sugar cubes.

Early creatures perhaps learned to walk so they could carry things and fetch food.

Man clapped for every grad. Not just his own.

Bob Costas was told if u never let ur personality show, u’ll have a good career. If you let your sense of humor show and what differentiates you come out, you’ll have a great one.

A billion $ in pot sales is nothing to celebrate. But Albany did.

Dewey is a cool name for a cat found in a library.

We can learn to be strong without being labeled bossy and confident but not witchy. Assertive but not pushy.

Measles is so contagious that 95% of the population must have immunity to halt its spread. For Covid—75-80%.

There is a Sugar Daddy dating site.

Reporter tactics in 1950s — paid a suspect’s legal defense to secure a direct line to the family. To own and manipulate the story. So wrong.

Now ships are almost hitting houses. Dude fell asleep.

I’m youthing. I’m not aging.

I’m glad we don’t spell like this anymore. Theatre. Though people do. Publick. Colour. English has 44 sounds but 26 letters.

Power Of Love playing while on hold for colonoscopy. Better than Brown-Eyed Girl, says Berta.

In 80s, avg first time homebuyer was 29. Bingo. Then 35. Now 38.

Parents smuggling to campers, taping candy to book pages and tissue boxes, slicing open tennis balls, disobeying rules that can attract mice and allergies. Shameful.

Kudos to guy who moves New Yorkers out of domestic violence shelters for free.

Musk has at least 14 kids w four women. #wsj

3.1 mill parents care for adult kids. Strokes, tumors, diseases. About 200,000 in US between 30-64 live with a form of dementia. Avg age is 49.

By 8, 1 in 4 kids has a cell phone.

Dumb prospective employee. When marked sign, they put Sagittarius.

Friday was Rare Disease Day. <20,000 ppl have 7,000 of these.

I don’t have to love in someone’s delusion. Amen.

@Judyth Dr Mary Sherman was murdered July 21, 1964, the same day the Warren Commission came to New Orleans to obtain testimonies. Dr. Sherman was brave enough to talk. Instead, she was front page news. Warning to all witnesses to shut up.

#TomBrady on @foxandfriends Your practices are your games.

Column: no more blocking roads, occupying campus spaces, vandalizing property, burning flags and assaulting law enforcement.

No out of control scooters. Vagrant encampments. Drinking on subway.

Freaky Roberta Laundrie: If you’re in jail I will bake a cake with a file in it. If you need to dispose of a body I will bring show up with a shovel and garbage bags. If you say you hate my guts, I’ll get new guts.

Another reason to love #Pittsburgh. After Vatican City, it has the second-highest number of relics globally.

Searches for brooches increased 60 percent yr over yr in 2024.

It’s 3 cents 4 your thoughts now.

So angry we wasted $ on DEI musical in Ireland. LGBT activism in Guatemala. Indonesian coffee companies becoming climate and gender friendly. Atheism in Nepal.

Just no on the Easter candy out on Valentine’s Day. #Walgreens Will you be my #Tweetheart?

In 1945, every player in the #NFL was white.

This is a village. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysillogogogoch in North Wales.

Love this painting, too. Typed up a synopsis and I look at it every day on my door to remind me Jesus is with me in a storm.

#WSJ Son learns value of Daytime TV w dying father. It’s companionship. Window with a view. Sitcoms offering reminders of the past.

It looks like the nickel costs 13.78 cents to make.

Woman takes picture of every living species of penguin in the world.

Hitchcock was Catholic.

We can do it the nice way or the hard way. Good advice.

53% of kids have a phone by 11.

Over past 80 yrs, 17 other crashes besides S. Korea where planes carrying 80 or more left a sole survivor or 2. Planes have crumple zones.

Never thought about locksmiths possibly opening a house not belonging to the caller. Their ID could be inside.

Read how to write date profile. Generic is bad. Not afraid to eat a burger alone gd. Avoid beaches, sunsets. Actual you. Greatest strengths: don't use bunny filters. Not yoga teacher or life coach. Don't have crazy ex.