Tuesday, February 27, 2018

My Favorite Miscellaneous Tweets of 2017


General Miscellaneous

 
Well, guess what? You just magnified her. #theywantedtoshutherup

 

Fitbit logs wife's steps after husband says she died, police say.

 

Ringling Bros. circus to close down after 146 years. Glad I went a few years ago.

 

Staying in is the new going out. Save $. Netflix.

 

Jimmy Breslin thought to do a story on the JFK gravedigger. Genius.

 

People did not cash Picasso’s checks to save his autograph. #tobesolucky

 

Sad that vehicles becoming weapon of choice in terrorism.

 

Better unread than dead. Billboard. Don't text.

 

#FatsDominoRIP 1 of #NOLA finest and 1 of my first musical memories. #BlueberryHill

 

Police officer stealing from elderly hurricane victim for his pain killer habit sickens me.

 

Just learning #AndyGrammer named his child #Louisiana.

 

72 percent of Americans say they would rather declare bankruptcy than fight in a war.

 

She overslept for the 11 a.m. service. Was spared. #churchshooting

 

My dad always said don't buy green bananas.

 

Avg. woman uses 16 beauty products a day.

 

The early Christmas wreaths takes a little meaning out of it.

 

New school buses to have seat belts under Texas law.

 

#mileycyrus sang sometimes I feel I'm drownding #BillboardAwards

 

Ice bucket challenge raised $225 million in six wks. Great guy. Amazing wife. New book.

 

What atty leaves sensitive info exposed in the back seat of a convertible? Jefferson Parish Prez Yenni, denying he took recall documents.

 

Late #Halloween joke Mary Elise Schlesinger’s “Why did the vampire read The New York Times? Because he heard it had great circulation.”

 

Appalled at wheelchair scammers at airports so they can board first. They are for the disabled.

 

#goatyoga is a thing.

 

Dead woman in #oscar montage still alive.

 

#Emmastone wore dress that was striped at the top, plaid at the waist and polka dotted on the bottom.

 

#dellareese has been touched by the angels.

 

Doesn’t everyone buy #halloween candy they like in case there is some left over?

 

Someone just spent $34 for popcorn to share, two drinks and candy. That’s a steak dinner and a half.

 

Did not know Mariska Hargitay was Jayne Mansfield's daughter. Never seen her show.

 

#bobcostas is the #olympics

 

Are u a journalist? That would explain the questions. #TheMountainBetweenUs

 

A parade of state icons would be cool #MacysParade

 

Tequila in squirt guns makes me laugh. @LukeBryanOnline #cmt

 

Never understand why if Caddo is mentioned in a news story why isn’t the same done for Bossier? #petpeeve

 

It doesn't look like #thegreateststoryevertold airs tonight.  It used to. :(

 

Congrats to our Houston @Astros for their first-ever #WorldSeries championship! #EarnedHistory

 

#LetterstoSanta game shrinks them in an oven. Dangerous?

 

Made remark @ dentist that no 1 would want my teeth. Not white. Ridge across top 2. Dentist said many would love ur teeth. #madeanimpression

 

Lost in textlation @LukeBryanOnline

 

Was #Yolo Calif. always named that?

 

Stevie Wonder performed the national anthem on his knees?

 

What a race #preakness

 

Throwing a rock from an overpass is not the least bit funny.

 

Common Grounds is a cool name for a coffee place.

 

LSU Jesus: First of all, Ole Miss knows where to go.

 

He proposed in mid-air as plane plunged.

 

Too early in yr to sell eggnog daiquiris #youreedrive place

 

Spiritual endurance helps other life areas says @KirkCousins8

 

Gender reveal from military brothers overseas for widowed mom. How bittersweet.

 

Almost a collision at the collision center. Not me. Ironic. #lineavenue

 

#usmagazine was #jasonaldean 10 minutes into his act or was it the grand finale? Your story is flawed. #LasVegasShooting

 

It don’t matter. We’re Tigers. #annoyinggrammar #petpeeve #O #lsu

 

Train derailed into home. Man asleep.

 

If I ever go on a date again, first question is will u help me put up and take down Christmas tree before second date agreed to.

 

I've not seen single person in Kingwood or Clear Lake that's a rep of Red Cross. You know who opened our shelters? We did. Councilman

 

I'm not going to dignify this miscreant. #lasvegasmayor

 

59 less lights shining #LasVegasShootings

 

Imagine being on the hotel floor of the shooter. You never know. #LasVegasMassacre

 

Refreshing that current @potus mentions scripture. Obama drops God from Tgiving address.  

 

Why would someone talk on a cell while riding a bike? #twohandsonthehandlebars

 

My guests keep leaving at halftime. #LSU boring team #wherearemytigers

 

Sad to hear when someone dies just short of their 50th anniversary.

 

History is not going anywhere. History is in the history books. #newsstory

 

Frankly, Scarlett, we need to all start giving a darn.

 

Yeah Cpl. Hines. "This is why we come to work." (On catching murderers). You will not be successful. #shreveport

 

Yeah for the sports bar that won't show NFL games!

 

Change our name to Phoenix, #Amazona baaaa

 

#husbandsayings "She looks like Julia Roberts." Not five seconds later there is a promo for the Julia Roberts movie. I say talk about millionaire, wealth, health, retirement, etc.

 

Kim Kardashian's Christmas card is sent piece by piece to make a puzzle. Love this.

 

Who just spits while walking in front of someone?

 

Think of how much #JerryLewis raised 4 MD. I remember having 2 leave 4 college on Labor Day & writing my parents 2 get figure that yr #noTV

 

Can't find the lyrics to I went back to my fourth wife for the third time to give her a second chance to make a fool out of me. Anyone?

 

#padrepio had 106 fever that broke thermometers.

 

What if u have an evil twin when you log in facially?

 

91% of Cincinnati 911 calls are cell based and they are having outages. Some three hours.

 

See tracks. Think train.

 

Nursing home deaths: Fla. governor orders facilities to get generators.

 

Now some celeb chef wants to poison @POTUS food. Afraid of this.

 

Shame on the LSU phi delts. I went out w a few back in the day. This makes 2 hazing deaths at LSU to my knowledge.

 

V spit up on #LSU bib. #foreshadowing says someone. I say no way. #geauxtigers

 

48% don't know a first amendment right. 33% don't know 1 of the govt branches. #rush

 

Can we get closed captioning when @Coach_EdOrgeron speaks? #geauxtigers

 

I should prob try to cut down on #thirdscreening

 

Girl said my car smelled new thru drive-thru. It's 3 months.

 

#Jodeemessina sorry about your #downtime get well soon

 

Simmer is not in my vocab.

 

Golden retriever found 330 baseballs in one yr in park. Donated to Little League. 220 yr before.

 

Dr. walked 3 miles to give cancer treatment. Wow. #harvey I'm ready for my healing, said the patient.

 

10-ft gator in someone's dining room. #Harvey2017

 

 #mypillow gave 60,000 of them for #Harvey

 

Dormitory not spelled right at #redcross

 

#Husbandsayings on drive. Sure are a lot of cemeteries. Me: cuz they starved to death. 3.5 hrs til we saw any drive thru. Finally a #DQ

 

Someone asked if we should remove Dixie Cups from the sidelines on Fox.

 

I drive by and knew there was no way that aquarium was about to open.

 

#ESPN won't let #robertlee call Va. game. I've heard it all. Dumb decision of the day.

 

America needed this. #SolarEclispe2017

 

I'm a trump fan, but really? Looking at the sun without glasses. #smh

 

Not arrested for trying to open door in flight. #smh

 

Lost girl genius to drink water from hair after rain.

 

Looks like #nataleeholloway was wearing a fallen cross before they were real popular.

 

Bibles placed in helium balloons and sent to North Korea. Clever. #balloonoffensive

 

Oxygen cut off at Indian hospital for lack of paying bills. What?

 

My fave tweeter in our office mail #governingmagazine @JusticeWillett #justicedonwillett

 

I'm glad I had allergy shots in my youth. Just sayin.

 

Veteran here for cancer treatment and gets robbed. :(

 

This was said: The First Amendment protects the power of speech. It doesn't protect the power of screech.

 

Avg. man has first stroke at 68. I think my dad was younger. :(

 

A light that could outshine the sun. #mirandalambert boyfriend

 

NEVER TURN OVER YOUR ACCOUNT TO TRY TO GET  FOLLOWERS FOR A FREE TRIAL. NEVER.

 

NH legislators make $100 per year since 1889. No raise.

 

U'll never guess what happened to Kan. Teen > tornado destroyed home. All she has 2 show 4 it is new pair of shoes. #oz

 

Apple killing iPad shuffle. Love that thing. Still have. Xmas gift from bro. Sound was awesome. Danced around & I don't dance, #LeeBrice.

 

If u r a spokesman for an elected official, you should not wear an outfit bearing your shoulders. #smh

 

Can You Find The Defibrillator At Work? Half Of People Say No.

 

Social programs are meant to be bridges, not parking lots. #senatorkennedy quote

 

85% fib on resumes. What about?

 

Yeah for the Girl Scouts getting oxygen masks for animals to donate to fire stations.

 

Life surely gave me the gift of you. Stepmom to boy at wedding.

 

Learning cursive is not mandating hand can openers or all cars having manual transmissions. Smh at editorial

 

Story in #guideposts said guy can train cockroaches.

 

Chief Mike #Cantaloupe is his name. You kids are despicable to let that man drown and make fun.

 

Some people grow. Other people swell. Scaramucci just said.

 

Never thought about this For Women in Prison, Tampons Should Be Free?

 

40,494 complaints to NYC's 311 system last yr about loud talking. Noise complaints in the city in general have  more than doubled in 5 yrs.

 

Nothing stops a bullet like a job. Councilwoman LaToya Cantell, commenting on her crime plan and mayoral bid in the Times Picayune

 

Note to self. Don't touch anything. Boy may have died from opioid at a pool. Someone's towel?

 

Doctors remove 27 contact lenses from woman during cataract surgery

 

2 different drive thrus had no large cups this week.

 

Homes 1/4 mi from @Starbucks grow in value faster than those near Dunkin. #win

 

It seemed like forever and not enough time all at once. Mother sang one song while saying bye after daughter's plugs were pulled.

 

4 boys in Penn. Girl dies in tub charging phone. Girl drowns in Mexican pool. Yesterday's news, but still bothering me. #tooyoung

 

The performer and audience need something from each other. #elvis DVD

 

Injured Baton Rouge deputy Nick Tullier suffers seizure, in for painful few days after surgery, dad says

 

That iceberg is the size of #Delaware? #titanic

 

Hippos make family portrait.

 

Hilarious. #truman would not ride in #dumbo so as not to be associated w republicans.

 

There's a #yolo county in Calif.

 

#MyOREOCreation LSU colors grape and gold :)

 

#MyOREOCreation beignet or baklava (honey) or sopapilla or pretzel twist

 

Detroit: An American Autopsy great title for a book about the once vibrant city in crisis.

 

Heard on radio. My child asked if humans taste good. #futureproblems

 

Why was she taking copter to her wedding? Sad crash.

 

Unopened paint will last 10 years.

 

#Lincoln had son Willie's coffin opened a couple of times.

 

So the man demeaning the "fat" woman next to him on plane apologizes by offering to take her to dinner. Sincere?

 

Penguins can projectile poop. They can blast feces out of their bottoms, squirt guns. From Listserve I'm on.

 

The flag is not a rag. Great column.

 

Alexander Hamilton's wife lived to be 97.

 

#husbandsayings if AARP keeps sending me stuff I'm gonna sue. Lol

 

Woman shot her son cuz he wouldn't let her drink beer in the car?

 

Texting while driving is now legal in Colo. as long as it isn’t done in “a careless or imprudent manner.” FOR SHAME

 

TSA finds lobster weighing 20 pounds in checked bag.

 

Stewardess on getting cheap flights. You can be 1, marry 1 (many single) or get the #alaskaair credit card.

 

Alaska Public Library Hosts 1st Drag Queen Story Hour

 

50 percent chance of rain or 100 percent shiny car. #commercial

 

People could really dress better while flying. Cover your top, belly and bottom.

 

Ken dolls with man buns? #smh

 

I should listen to myself. Said I'd never go to Lowe's during dinner time again. No help.

 

Someone was tapping! #CWS2017

 

Police chief does not want to say where high crime is. http://raidsonline.com tells you.

 

I love @Amtrak that is all

 

Had a #prehistoricpicnic @ Indian canoe excavation #hot #thirsty #dusty #amazing

 

#jailtothechief #watergate

 

They thought Andrew McDonough, 14, had the flu or appendicitis, but it was leukemia. B+ Foundation honors him. His B+ blood type became msg.

 

#MitchMcConnell started as a Senate intern.

 

#jamesavery state jewelry. Love. Getting my 48th state this week but made cheaper necklace.

 

Senator Hewitt said weeks feel like months and months feel like years. #LegislativeStandardTime

 

Saw S/NE on weather and it looked like SINE. As in first part of sine die.

 

Had new iPhone a week. Already dropped 3x. #otterbox save

 

#Watergate the event that started all the gates

 

In Bad Lt: Port of Call NOLA, Nick Cage plays a corrupt cop & tells cop 2 shoot him again. What for? he asks. His soul is still dancing.

 

Beware of severe injuries from swallowing fragments from a metal brush used to clean the barbecue grill.

 

Nobody noticed the van for three months? #congressionalbaseballshooting

 

We should never assume someone called 911. People are too busy videoing.

 

#KrispyKreme opened in 1937. Vernon Rudolph bought a secret yeast-raised doughnut recipe from a #NOLA French chef. #learnsomethingeveryday

 

Town's name not spelled right on diploma.

 

Let's not watch a house show when the country is in turmoil. Sis : the country is in turmoil every day.

 

I wonder who #Jackiekennedy thought killed her husband. #jfk

 

Who would name their kid Charles Manson?

 

Katy Perry honors Manchester victims w photos on dress during benefit show.

 

Excellent idea for #Walmart employees to get paid to make deliveries on the way home.

 

Cleaning out totaled car. I have 122 #bedbathandbeyond coupons.

 

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. #scentsicles

 

NYU unveiled a program where college students live with senior citizens to save money. Love.

 

Happy 80th @Pontifex

 

What's with naming winter storms?

 

Henry Heimlich, doctor who created the life-saving Heimlich maneuver, dies at 96.

 

#PatNixon was once a model.

 

@LukeBryanOnline anthem, #Georgehwbush flipping coin and

#gaga halftime. Does #superbowl get any better?

 

Tree falls on wedding party and kills mother of bride. :(

 

Snake in a Christmas tree.

 

Washed my car Saturday myself. Hot. Sunday was freezing. #louisiana

 

Wow. #tedstevens was in two plane crashes.

 

Yeah #journey #rockandrollhalloffame #dontstopbelieving

 

You are moving from San Jose 2 San Francisco to reclaim your heart left there previously. From some book I read.

 

Be bold or italic. Never regular.

 

And what do u want for Christmas? Less greed, less meanness, understanding, kindness to animals, no shootings #pearls comic

 

#shaqapulco

 

40 shot between fri and sun in #chicago

 

My father and I froze at #Indybowl when LSU played in the late 90s. It's 75 degrees right now. Snowed in 2000. #shreveport

 

Guy proposes in baggage claim. #mirandalambert

 

Too many officers killed #2016in4words

 

As far as I'm concerned, whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. Calvin Trillin

 

You can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. Shonda Rimes

 

I love to find money in a pocket. $4!

 

Am I the only person who resolves to gain weight in 2017?

 

Pilots should have to pass a breathalyzer in front of passengers.

 

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin

 

Why don't #jewelry stores clean your rings anymore?

 

No Congressman should use the word ain't.

 

Turn on your headlights if your car is about to sink. But use your #lifehammer

 

 Did not know #spaceneedle had restaurant. Would not pay to go up it. #shouldbefree #hateseattle

 

Who marries someone in jail? #menendez

 

#Schwarzenegger grew up without a phone, running water or flushing toilet.

 

Overheard at #imperialcathay do they put omg in this? #cashewchicken

 

There is a 666 Fifth Avenue.

 

I'm concerned about where my players spend eternity. #bobbybowden

 

Didn't realize there were female #HarlemGlobetrotters cool

 

De-icer sickens flight attendants.

 

If u run out of bread crumbs, turn your computer keyboard over. Conan O'Brien

 

Man pd 3,000$ tax to #DMV in pennies.

 

#cmt I could not let a tat get spelled incorrectly. But I'd never be in the parlor. #brantleygilbert

 

Mother of kidnapped baby 18 yrs ago now found kept a piece of bday cake for her every yr.

 

#johnwesley was 1 of 15 kids. He married someone who was the 25th child.

 

If u have 2 qbs u don't have a qb. #johnelway

 

Why would u take #kimkardashian ring when all would know it is hers? Creeps. #alsostolenjewelryvictim

 

How about this for a baby's name? Wealthia. Heard that.

 

@TobyKeithMusic would have been perfect for @realDonaldTrump day

Where r @bretmichaels and @traceadkins #inaugurationday

 

Reflecting on having been to 4 presidential libraries of 14. Truman, Johnson, Kennedy, Bush 43. And the Ford museum. 2 others near. #goal

 

Yeah for West Monroe band playing you are my sunshine. #inaugurationday

 

Wondering why @DanRather refused to cover #condit #levy story. Reading #actualmalice

 

#husbandsayings I've been watching this fishing show for 30 yrs and he never catches anything under four pounds.

 

Why do I even have a fireplace? Running ac in Jan.

 

#madonna should get arrested for thinking about blowing up the @WhiteHouse #donewithher

 

@DiscoveryID read #fatalvision 30 yrs ago #neverlostinterest

 

@realDonaldTrump #rollinlikeabigshot

 

2 ladies had wrong wedding dress heirloomed for 30 yrs.  

 

Jesus taught multitudes. But He invested in three: Peter, James, & John

 

Pumpkin spice #specialk no tnx

 

Wow #ivanka fmly refrains from electricity and phones for 25 hrs. #shabbat

 

Time flies when you're having rum. #cubanliquor billboards are so clever.

 

How lazy of a ghost are you that you haunt a graveyard? #readersdigest

 

Goldfish tumor removed. 30 min. surgery. Wow.

 

Woman dies falling off escalator.

 

#johnnyclash #husbandsayings red and green socks, #LSU blanket, #ducksunlimited jacket when I went to get newspaper.

 

Why do the birds go into the electric poles but not my bird house?

 

Sign me up for the self cleaning toilet.

 

Ever seen 1 minute on the clock four times? #insomnia

 

Bert Jones had rickets? #walkingwithtigers and he spells his son's name #beaux

 

#dalebrown is #nvp with a whistle and clipboard #walkingwithtigers

 

#bennielogan hungry, humble and focused #God1st #walkingwithtigers

 

I can ball with the best of them. #white #number18 #lsu

 

@abreg_1 had some good tweets. #dreamchasin #onamission #noeedforalarmclock #letyourpassionwakeyouup #walkingwithtigers

 

#alexbregman pressure is a privilege #walkingwithtigers

 

Hustle never has a bad day. #alexbregman #walkingwithtigers

 

I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral. Line I just heard in a preview.

 

So some so-called celebs r not gonna pay full tax to protest wall and no planned parenthood. Go to jail. #donotpassgo

 

Heard the words journalism malpractice today.

 

I hope the ppl who vandalized the cemetery get haunted.

 

#barryblack #chaplain #senate the Lord downloaded my book in my spirit.

 

Ludacris #areacode song hormones, homicide, horoscope, hors d'oeuvres

 

Kites were used in the civil war to deliver newspapers.

 

US Senate chaplain said he used to pray 45 seconds until he had a child. #toprayfor

 

Pray with need and intimacy. #barryblack #chaplain #senate

 

Sick, dying and raped in America's nursing homes #sicktomystomach

 

Has that giraffe given birth?

 

To the idiot who put the wad of gum on the back of a church pew, disgusting.

 

What is the most underrated problem in the life of a teenager today? Someone answered #TimesNewRoman baaaaa

 

Wife is No. 1 on #paulryan speed dial.

 

Patience, composure, temperament, get rid of white noise. #paulryan

 

Dems left after communion. #jointaddress

 

Abuse of a corpse. #gotojail

 

I want an update on #missybevers murder #midlothian

 

Beau Biden’s Widow Hallie Biden Is Now Dating His Brother

 

Just read 2 US pints of blood in the president's blood type is kept in his limo.

 

#Crayola 3rd recognized scent > coffee & peanut butter. Started 1903. 5cents. Make 2,000 boxes/hr. 14 mill./day.

 

Apparently protesters can get a permit for teepees and one ceremonial bonfire near the Washington Monument.

 

There are 27 accidents a day, 77 EMS calls and 3.5 fires on avg. City of Shreveport report.

 

Cemeteries in New York are all non-profit.

 

Just wondering if there are KKKnumbernumbernumber license plates because I saw KKsomething and it made me hope not.

 

How can #dunkindonuts not have change?

 

Stolen wallet appears 8 yrs later. In tact. #whereismyring

 

Dechia Gerald, wife of deceased Baton Rouge Police Officer Matthew Gerald, welcomed son Falyn Matthew Gerald March 21 #bittersweet

 

Blue ain't your color. Humble and kind. Kill a word. My top 3 songs. #acms

 

Peeps oreos.

 

Ain't the Bama gov a genius? Texting his wife accidentally an I love you with the mistress name.

 

Prom date marries 60 yrs later.

 

I did not know you could have a stroke in your mother's womb.

 

Ruth Bader Ginsburg confuses Lindsey Graham for a woman.

 

I cannot stand root for route.

 

I believe that God never says oops. Coach Dabo Swinney

 

Walmart's Fresh Express salad recalled after dead bat discovery.

 

Floor de lis. Store in Nola. Love name.

 

Melanoma in children is on the rise, but sunscreen in schools needs permission? #smh

 

At least I've never been attacked by a goose. Bluebird only.

 

29 citations at a daycare. Research, people.

 

At the speed of trump. Love it @seanhannity

 

Husband watching show about people eating skunk. We have 200 something channels. Really?

 

#Pittsburgh 1 of my fave cities, but I always have 2 think about spelling.

 

#MadeleineMcCann mother shops for bday present each year. #10years

 

I applaud #ChrisHurst for running for office. I think of that senseless killing daily.

 

Every single time I got knocked down, there was something great on the other side. #scotthamilton

 

4 days. Length of school week in about 20% of public schools in Okla. They were shortened because of the state's budget woes.

 

I. Hate. Hazing.

 

Butterscotch #myoreocreation

 

I don't believe I've ever heard the national anthem done by accordion. #lalege #militaryday I have heard it on violin.

 

A country singer had $8 left. He said, what can I do to make it 9? Great attitude.

 

@luanncahn @Pontifex embassy wrote me back after I sent him card for Lenten first. Why stop at #potus? #treasure

 

#killingkennedy Texas had 24 electoral votes then. 38 now.

 

Avg age of first child in US for mothers is 28.

 

I've never seen a signed coffin. #unstoppable #kirkcameron

 

No one moves the child from the #sealion

 

53 percent of 8th graders say alcohol access is easy.

 

#jackschlossberg looks nothing JFK jr #usmagazine

 

In every unsatisfactory situation there is a vein of gold. #nvp

 

There's no traffic jam on the extra mile. #zig

 

#terrybradshaw in 25 things you don't know about me. His high school javelin record (1962) still stands. #usmagazine year does not seem right to me

 

Things I learned on #Charliebrown Tolstoy's wife, Sophia Tolstaya, copied as many as seven separate complete manuscripts before Tolstoy considered it again ready for publication.

 

Topless activist tries to steal baby Jesus from Vatican nativity scene.

 

South flu activity high because we are hospitable. :)

 

Don’t blow out hope. #shrineofstjudephonemessage

 

I testify #McDonalds is America’s best first job.

 

Democrat wins Virginia House seat in recount by single vote, creating 50-50 tie in legislature

 

Cheerleader now COO of panthers.

 

Billionaires found dead in their home, I say. Who are they? #husbandsayings like you’re gonna know them?

 

If my business was named smart repair with an arrow on the i, I’d point the arrow up. Just sayin. #handspointedup

 

It’s what’s in the person who opened it. #dna #ancestry gift

 

I wrote u a love note without any words. #hewenttojared

 

Never set your spouse up for failure. #mission

 

1 school bus fire a day? A lot.

 

Frostypalooza is my jam.

 

Homeland Security is conducting biosecurity drills in OKLA, w ad tucked in the classifieds.  It mentions low level outdoor release of inert chemical & biological stimulant materials & directed ppl 2 a science-heavy website explaining why the town was chosen. Woah.

 

Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day?

 

While < 1/2 of rural Americans say they have been directly impacted by opioid abuse, 74% of farmers & farm workers say they have. 3 in 4 farmers say it would be easy 4 some1 in their community 2 access opioids illegally, and just under half of rural adults say the same.

 

Los Angeles Seeks to Build—and Share—an Earthquake Early Warning App

 

They are baiting porch pirates.

 

Well, gooooolllllllyyyyyy. Gomer died. #icon #rip

 

Sad to me that xmas gifts at an orphanage in 1967 said “for boy or girl.” They could have put their names.

 

Marla Maples has never had a cavity.

 

Guy needed my security number on the back of the credit card. I said oh oh oh, I knew you needed that. He said he almost wrote 0, 0, 0, LOL.

 

Malia Obama Caught Kissing Mystery Guy At Game, But It's What Was In Her Hand That Has People Talking About

 

Play at the level the other team is not willing to match. #guice #lsu

 

Because I invented it. Showmanship. #ptbarnum

 

The Bible has impacted fashion. #nationalbibleweek #biblemuseum

 

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Anyone have #CharlesManson in #rottendeadpool?

 

Another missed FG. Who's the CULPrit?

 

Just do you. #guiceisnice #geauxtigers #LSUvsTENN

 

Field turning into a swamp is def advantage for Tigers! #LSUvsTENN

 

Earring found by fireplace. Never underestimate the power of #StAnthony

 

Serena Williams wore three wedding dresses!

 

In Facebook post, Ohio candidate says he slept with 50 women.

 

#HillaryClinton said ugh 17 times in a short clip.

 

We kept thinking the science would outrun the cancer. #JoeBiden

 

Why is it when there is a fiery crash people are upset about the traffic delays and we don't get the info on if someone died? Sad.

 

The #Tampa killer is freaking me out.

 

#estatesale drama. Girl wanted statue that belonged to her mom at a house, not her mom’s sale, don’t know back story. Someone got it. She screamed. They said your mother shouldn’t have died. She is crying, talking to deputy.

 

Delaware Considers Letting Students Decide Race, Gender Without Parents’ Permission

 

Maybe he'll think before he tweets was funny. #cma

 

Lift up your hearts, not your cell phones, pope tells priests, bishops

 

Mount Rich is John Rich's home name.