Thursday, March 23, 2023

Fave 2022 Miscellaneous Tweets

 

Miscellaneous

Poking Around is a cool name for a column.

#Sonic dude introduced himself as my window expert.

NyQuil tweets about cough syrup chicken — the latest dangerous and gross TikTok trend.

#QEII had a daily piper.  #KingCharlesIII His shoelaces are ironed and he has six types of honey, not to mention the toothpaste of one inch. 80 percent of Britain knows of only this queen. Her coffin is lit.

At least 60 percent of U.S. tobacco purchases are made in gas stations. #CStores

@TalbotsOfficial I asked you to leave me alone. You don’t read your mail. I am not paying your bill. Read it. You just don’t get it. Card is torn up. Never going there again.

There is a site called #wikifeet

#barbaric A box that appeared to contain teeth that were forcibly removed from torture victims.

The cost of an average candy bar today is $1.69, but the cost of the sugar in it is only roughly $.02.

Car innovations include asking something instead of using owner manual. What’s that building on the right? Karaoke, too.

#UP2somefun

#JonGordon You don’t have to be great to serve. You have to serve to be great.

Art sees art.

A professor at the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga, hid $50 inside a locker for any of his 70 students to find, but none did. The instructions were hidden on the second page of the syllabus.

I might have to go to this one day. In Ville Platte, they have the Cotton Festival.  They have a medieval event in which riders charge lance-first against the enemies of cotton, symbolically vanquishing the bollworm, boll weevil, flood, drought, rayon, nylon, silk.

Nobel as in Peace Prize invented dynamite.

Glad #Delta changed its pay for flight attendants to boarding as well.

Between ‘17 and ‘19, more than 50 percent of couples set up wedding hashtags.

Well, that’s not lucky or charmed. #TaintedCereal

Just watched DVD on #ElectroconvulsiveTherapy #ECT which is supposed to subdue unwanted emotions. Woah. Scary stuff to produce a seizure to “reboot” the brain.

@Tunnel2Towers great story in the @WSJ We are huge fans.

#DavidMcCcullough liked to use a typewriter, the sound of it, the bell ringing at the end of a line.

@PatriciaHeaton I hate New Year’s Eve. Overrated. Never had fun. Go to bed before midnight.

#Alavert is a good name for an allergy drug.

Hippos can run 20 m.p.h.

Note to self. Don’t go to the Bahamas. Swollen. Convulsing. Nauseous. Sad to hear 3 of 4 died. Awful news.

Um, no on the weird ice cream. Macaroni. Pizza. Goat cheese. Ham.

I know very little about Elon Musk. X AE A-XII is one of his kids.

He might be a woman in a wheelchair.

Even thrift stores are getting pricier.

I am suddenly fascinated by turtles.

Woman says medicine saved her body, but creativity saved her life. Cancer gave her permission to dream beyond her current circumstances.

These bubble skirts are gross. #PuffPieces #Inflated

Man Dies in Crash After GPS Directs Him to Bridge That Was Washed Away

Martha Stewart was a model? #TodayYearsOld

Do you think a kid with Downs should be in the school band if he can’t read music and is a drummer? A mother has fought for this.

The Center for Missing and Exploited Children logged 29 million calls to its tip line last year. 35 percent rise.

Did I hear this right that some companies would rather pay for abortions than give women time off for having a baby?

Kick Off National Rice Month The Rice Way

Disgusting subhuman being.  Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

A shooting on Rosary Street.

I prefer to pick my charities. A deadbeat tenant is not one of them.

Diving Bell & the Butterfly In 1995, Jean-Dominique Bauby, editor-in-chief of French ‘Elle,' suffered stroke & was paralyzed & speechless, but conscious, trapped w locked-in syndrome. Using his only functioning muscle -left eyelid – he dictated painstakingly spelling by letter.

Did you know that nationally only .1 percent of pregnancies result in an infant adoption placement?

These illegal fraudulent Chile adoptions are sad.

To share my world with you is disgusting, says parent. Parkland shooter does not get death penalty.

Someone describing their dad. He was like vitamins for the spirit.

I never thought about it, but I’m reading a book that mentions a Braille watch.

Is it still OK to say sit Indian style?

Close to perfect, far from normal is great #KeyWest slogan.

A course on #TaylorSwift is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Mercedes Benz LED Ambient Lighting - 64 Colors helps set the mood in your GLC 300 SUV.

Pearl River County woman missing for 40 years found alive in Texas.

Dead people have been found on buses in Seattle.

Driver hits pedestrian, passengers rob him. Was it planned? You are very sick people.

Of all the things, this takes the cake. It is now said to be shameful to be weighed by your doctor.

Ladybugs can be either female or male.

Flight attendant works til age 86!

There are caskets as small as 12 inches on up to Sumo wrestler size to basketball player height.

56.4 percent of third grade children in Louisiana had damage to a tooth’s surface or enamel.

Flamethrower. What are the rules for purchase?

Shame on #Uber for charging wait time fees to those with disabilities. They will now be compensated.

Only 1 percent in Britain have A/C.

Now we’ve got foster parents making kids eat their own vomit.

A floating abortion clinic? Losers.

A story made me wonder how a disabled person living alone can escape a fire.

Sad. He is precious. 7-year-old reported missing in Texas found dead inside washing machine.

3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Potatoes are hard to find at Kroger and Jason's Deli. What is this? The Great Famine of Ireland from the 1800s?

Now someone lit fires and waited for the residents to come out to shoot them.

Communities require DNA registration to trace dog poop back to owner.

Someone could get a T-shirt from a thrift shop and become something they are not. Never thought about it.

A study conducted on 40,000 words in the English language found that about 6,670 words started with T, which is the most common letter to start a word.

Fave 2022 Sports and News Tweets

 

Sports

@JoeyB get well soon. Same birthday buddy! Same college! Same surgery! 💜💛 9!

#HusbandSayings We are one year closer to Nick Saban leaving Alabama.

@TravisStone Putting what I learned in your handicapping class to work at La. Downs. Loving the QR codes in the horse racing program. I'm going to bet on a horse named #CarpeDiem any day.

LSU fans shook the Earth AGAIN!

#StewartCink Hole in one at the Masters!

@DaStanfordTree planted himself waist deep in soil in the quad from dawn to dusk to audition for mascot. Clever. He hand-painted his leaves when chosen.

#TerryBradshaw You can lose with me, but you can’t win without me.

Michael Jordan on being non-political. “Because Republicans buy sneakers, too.”

Artistic swimming in Olympics now open to men.

Cornell/Harvard hockey antics. Harvard played square dance music and threw hay on the ice to make fun. Fake accounts made social media friends with the Harvard goalie and taunt him about his aunt or dog or breakup. Successful psy-ops.

Who plays weekly golf and doesn’t know his friend had his valve replaced? #Commercial

News

ABC abiding my his non-binaryness.

#NBCnews Great close. Thank you for the privilege of your time.

Could you at least tell us how many were on board? Two pilots are believed to have fallen asleep and missed their landing during a flight from Sudan to Ethiopia.

Fave 2023 TV, Movie Tweets

 

Bull

I could slap the nice day right out of him.

I’ve forgotten how cuddly you aren’t.

Let’s go Grand Canyon deep. I want to know every baby she kissed.

The upside isn’t as up as the downside is down.

It’s the blindsided leading the blindsided.

It’s the 11th hour. I’ll go to Pluto if I have to.

Thanks for that episode. Probably never thought how much PTSD is hidden by veterans.

A weather balloon to get rid of a knife. Genius. Unheard of.

Where are you, my government document?

Convictions make me hungry.

My stink might stick to you.

Like my stomach is on tumble dry.

Fresh air in New York?

You’re living rent free in that guy’s head.

Jeopardy, Wheel

#Jeopardy Appendage attached to secum and can cause a serious health risk. Me. Me. Blessed to live through a ruptured, gangrenous one.

I have a butterfly chair.

An adjudicator for Guinness. That’s cool.

You can carry antlers on a plane.

Used crossword puzzles for prom. And her employer did to convince her to take her job.

D-Day fighting was so heavy that 4% of Normandy sand is still shrapnel.

Man collects water from all over the world.

He dreams in foreign languages.

I’m 1 in 8 who has been employed by @McDonalds

That’s two game shows that mentioned Frosty today. #25WordsOrLess and #Jeopardy

How Japanese American internees formed Wyoming's greatest football team. #Jeopardy player wrote this

@Jeopardy I had that dress and belt.

There is a sports journalist on #Jeopardy named Pennant.

Pat Sajak just said #spinteresting stuff

FunnyYouShouldAsk and 25 Words or Less

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Tennessee Williams choked to death on a bottle cap.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk I knew St. Apollonia from experience. My new favorite. #SevenCrowns

#FunnyYouShouldAsk I just read that a bachelorette chose a criminal.

Louis/e Anderson you are hilarious.

#25wordsorless Clue was carryon. Someone said Underwood. Howling.

Grey’s

The surgeon who never lost a patient hasn’t done enough surgeries.

You two are easier to read than Leo’s Dr. Seuss books.

Do re me fa Jo was hilarious.

Dreams about seeing his mother’s handwriting again.

Saving one life means losing another.

Your residents look mopey.

Living with cancer rather than dying from it.

AGT

@donmcmillan wish you were a finalist. Funniest guy ever. 1 percent Parmesan = hilarious. The engineer with charts.

Quick change dogs.

Hot pepper spray and tacks.

#duorings She dropped him from very high, amazing.

A knife ladder.

Juggling #RubiksCube

911 on Fox

If you can’t speak, press any button. I always wondered how that worked. I used to keep a tape recording just in case.

They found a body under Athena’s parents’ house?

I approved his appendicitis leave. Yeah. No one wants that twice. I can promise you. Youngest patient to have appendix removed is Shane Chappell when he was 5 days old, in Charlotte, N.C.

A tunnel between two houses for neighbor lovers. Husband noticed ground shifting. This is partial #phrogging

The Resident

A parasite egg in the brain is still a thing. OMG.

Brian Kemp better win.

GG’s name is Georgianna Grace.

You’ll be rocking a very big boat. It’s an ocean liner.

Talking about planes, trains and automobiles while in hospice means they are ready to go.

They canceled an appi?

Is she a Capricorn?

New Amsterdam

There’s never a bad day to have a good day.

Skip the preamble.

Dull, sharp or throbbing?

Did I miss one? Helen went from not being able to talk in bed last week straight to speech therapy?

Anything you lost you didn’t need.

Fecal transplant?

She called Max shimmering.

Other TV/Movies

#FOX @kilmeade No one ever says to me where’s Brian. Does he want to dance? This is the song for Brian. I never met a dance floor that did me any good. You have to know your lane. #BrianKilmeade this is so me

#TwoAndAHalfMen I hope when we get to Oz the wizard has two brains.

#DominoMasters Domigeaux!

#DominoMasters Charlie’s Angles. Great name.

#DominoMasters I was a cheerleader so I can make decisions quickly and effectively.

@AFVofficial You should be ashamed of yourselves. That poor Chihuahua. Something else to boycott. You go out barefooted on ice on an incline for minutes.

#AFV Since when is something on fire funny? Never.

#AlaskaDaily Flood, truck flipped, captain’s hunting violation, overflowing homeless shelter, arts gala. That’s a busy day for any reporter.

#FinalStraw Champ Ion lol

#MrHarrigansPhone I want to be buried with empty pockets.

#ThingAboutPam What about the SODDIs? Some Other Dude Did It. 

#TheTrueCrimeFile Woman turned three bodies into soap, cakes and cookies.

#TheFatalFlaw anything #MattMurphy says…

#TheCon 74 and still a bachelor meets 33 y. o. Crazy.

#DontPickUpThePhone 73 cases in 32 states over 10 years where some fast food mngr did a strip search “for the police.” It wasn’t just a pay phone from the Winn Dixie across from the McDonald’s. Law googled it and found it wasn’t just his town.

#AbductedInPlainSight The child molester bought a fun center. So they don’t do background checks for that?

#AbductedInPlainSight Wait, she sleeps with the guy who abducted her daughter?

#FatherStu It’s not like anybody aspires to work in a supermarket unless they do. How about I put your lights out and you tell me if you see a star? You ain’t been west of Missoula.

#AdamProject Your Denver omelet is cry for help.

#AdamProject How was your not a date?

#ChristmasLightFight If the drag wins, I’m done with this show.

#PBS #BenFranklin He never was finished with himself. Church pews used as firewood.

#OrdinaryJoe You don’t get stuck in what is.

#SharkTank Absolutely love #GarageCelebrations

#Blowzee is a great idea. No bday cake for me anymore if someone blows on it.

Fave 2022 Political Tweets

 

Political

#houseofcards #michaelkelly aka #dougstamper was on track for law school w heavy schedule and adviser suggested theater class to help make presentations as an attorney. Teacher said he had something. The rest is history.

#RaymondArroyo Governance via Sesame Street. Howling.

Just heard of this. Big SCOTUS Case: 5th-Generation Funeral Home Sued Because They Wouldn’t Let Bearded Male Employee Dress As A Woman

Well put, @GovRonDeSantis Education, not indoctrination.

It’s literally called American GIRL.

#SeanHannity Lisa Murkowski is a democratic light. Yeah, dim.

Non-citizens on juries? I don't think so!

Nightmare on #AOC Street. funny/not funny

Biden called the GM CEO Amy Barrett.

@TuckerCarlson please put New Orleans in the right spot on the map. Hurry.

@RaymondArroyo Zoinks is right

Infuriating. The State Central Committee did not hold its October meeting where perhaps we could have heard from candidates or discussed when to do so. Behind the scenes emails and phone calls going on. We don't even know who all is running yet. Shady. Too early!

#LauraIngraham Inconsistency is the only consistency in this administration.

#KimReynolds #SOTU Weakness on the world stage comes at a cost. We can’t project strength abroad if we are weak at home.

10 percent of Calif. lawmakers now ID as lgbtq

@SteveDoocy you are right. How did wonderful #Disney become woke Disney?

#SeanHannity He has a real Oval Office but he goes to the set.

#Biden Let me go to Delaware to think.  Eye roll.

Plan to pay parents to drive kids to school in Buffalo wins key approval.

Brandon looking for his imaginary friend again. #JillToTheRescue

#SeanHannity He is right. The Oscars are insufferable.

#Biden voiced the stage directions. #BlueDot

#Newt Biden on a good day is dull.

#Fox Someone tell this gooberhead NY D that contraception is not in the constitution.

A La. mayor died in a car wreck and was on the ballot for re-election & is the 2nd mayoral candidate to die since the week prior. Sad.

Fentanyl in a condom in her vagina. #WeNeedLegalImmigration #StopTheMadness

How do these Dems like this #globalwarming up in Buffalo?

You go, Mark Levin. The Dems welcome letting the illegal aliens travel all over the country, but now they whine because someone may have to travel between states to get an abortion.

Birthing persons day would be the last straw.

Docs in his socks. Good one.

Sad that Mexico is low on chemo drugs.

Perkins blaming COVID doesn’t play with me.

#BlakeMasters If it wasn’t for double standards, the Dems would have no standards.

#Fox Someone said the quiet part out loud about Biden's age. Then someone said: You said the loud part out loud. #CheatSheet where to sit, what to do. Then someone said maybe we'd pay less attn if he handled policy well. No. I'd still wonder about his ability.

I’m excited about the U.S. #Semiquincentennial in 2026.

#RaymondArroyo Santa afraid of getting sleigh jacked.

@KarlRove You are right. Biden is struggling. Awkward verbally and physically. Confused public appearances. Cocooned by staff. No way he runs again.

@AriFleischer hired an opps firm to get parties of the 49 media in the White House Press Room. It’s 12:1 Dem. I would have thought more.

Of college commencement speakers, it was said today that 53 are liberals and 3 are conservatives.

Yale Law School Announces Tuition-Free Scholarships for Highest Need Students

First Lady Louisa Adams raised her own silkworms and utilized their silk in her sewing.

#ChicagoAlderman Crime comes down to voting for the right people.

Duty is ours and the results are God's. John Q. Adams

Trump didn’t call #Pence for 5 days after #J6.

#LauraIngraham No JOEmentum

#LPB #LouisianaAintMississippi I’m gonna win by a landscape. Non-English candidate.

@PeteHegseth omg on writing on your Harvard degree and sending it back.

#INSANE The Push to Ban New Gas Stations is Coming.

U.S. Congresswoman Jackie Walorski (R-Indiana) has been killed in a crash.

@RCamposDuffy I am afraid of birds. Was pecked on the head by a blue jay in second grade when trying to put its baby in a butterfly net for show and tell. #bloody

@RCamposDuffy One woman, three names. Got you beat. Lol I’d have five if I used by married name.

#Hochul is tweeting about pizza instead of the hotel death?

@AriFleischer book subtitle / theme song could be #LetItGo on how mainstream media ignores Biden.

#LauraIngraham Biden is a hologram.

Easter bunny saving the day by blocking Biden from questions. I’m cackling. Also wave, Joe, and the imaginary handshake.

Denver is set to provide 140 homeless people with $12,000.

#Gutty Rand Paul does stay the course.

Medical device makers such as knee and hip parts are struggling to meet demand. #SupplyChainIssues

Dan Bongino

Biden and diapers. 22 wipee affair.

Toe fungus digger guy more popular than Biden.

Get out your ipecac.

ID needed for Allegra in Md. but not to vote.

Lib Is a lifetime membership to idiocy.

Biden is a forest fire of a human being. #BurningItDown

We are living in peak stupid.

Student loan forgiveness is government theft.

#ScottPelley Eyeglass chewer baaa

Buttigieg loves to pass by a mirror. LOL

Fave 2022 Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20, Phrogging Tweets

 

Dateline

Sounds like these characters might have stayed at the YMCA.

I love me some hidden cameras. But I’ve never heard of one at a grave.

That man should come with a warning label.

Pictures of all tires at the funeral with 1,000 in attendance. Empty handed. I let out an uh out loud.

He drank a case of #DrPepper a day.

Ever notice how many detectives have a broadcast voice?

On a trip with her husband she writes her bf last name after hers in the sand.

This dumb broad does a murder dress rehearsal.

Every couple in America is doing the can I see you in the dark from three feet away tonight test.

Start inward. Look outward. Homicide 101.

Josh said love trapezoid.

Cameras in planter barrels.

He hired a sand sculptor to propose.

mile HIGH city alright

They locked eyes at a spinach festival.

The getaway car had to get gas.

He made $55 million and still got an NBA pension.

How on earth does he escape from a courtroom?

I happen to have an ex gf who worked in that emergency room and texted her, he said.

If I find out I’m wrong, I’d seriously consider a career change.

Because when you get the right guy, you don’t pursue the wrong one. These defense attorneys ugh.

Pharmacist has lap dancer girlfriend from some time ago. And her friend lives with them.

Of all the Datelines in all the places in all the world, I am glad this killer will never see the light of day. He would likely have gone serial and/or led a gang.

A silhouette did it.

@Dateline_keith said Bull****

Here's one for you. If you are a criminal injured by a bullet, refuse to have it removed for evidence. It happened. The police then can't match guns.

@vivbabe66 Girl, he’s this high, pointing to her neck. That was so funny.

Yes. I’m a total ratter outer.

Could Denver’s courthouse at least put the juror numbers up straight?

The jurors discussed race over wrongs.

Why on earth does she feel sorry for her rapist?

The science doesn’t lie. People do.

Who didn’t see the life insurance coming?

You don’t say no a lot.

She moved in the next day.

It was a bullet police used. Ding ding. Clue.

He might have been going after chipmunks? Might? Wouldn’t you remember that the day your wife went missing?

Bullogney on impressing someone by being an accomplice.

The dying man will take the blame. New one.

Wonder how many times “Suspicious Minds” has been played at a funeral?

Died on the day she found out he was a cheater from his cheatee. Bet she confronted his nasty self.

We have stayed at the Hyatt Hill Country.

Halloween nightmare come to life.

He threw water bottles at her.

Who puts their spouse’s remains in a storage unit?

Um. I kept my maiden name. Still here. That’s stupid to kill her over that. And I can’t see in the dark either. Not taking his side. Just saying.

Coffinlike solitude. Ate the bones and shells.

She saw the what-might-bes.

As bad as suicide is, murder may be even harder to comprehend when the victim is terminally ill.

There’s a reptile community.

Yep, guard gate video. Duh.

She knows the exact number of days from the murder to the arrest.

The kids always take up for the murdering parent. Always.

I knew he changed the computer’s time, but the dummy googled it.

Using the utility companies to monitor usage is genius.

48 Hours

Dude wrote a script and reminded himself to speak of wife in present tense.

They dance and take pictures on tombstones. Disrespectful. Sick.

Love his shirt. I’m not 40. I’m 18 with 22 years of experience.

That police interrogation door said Quite please. No lie. #Austin

There’s my college clock again.

DNA from juniper trees.

Ideal Funeral Home

4 ribs broken all the way through. Killed by massage.

Nothing screamed crime scene. But the toilet seat was UP.

He runs for sheriff to hide his own crime.

Why would six people confess who didn’t do it?

Flower and empty chair for her murdered sister at her wedding.

Digital vehicle forensics.

Byline is her vanity plate. Love.

You don’t wake up expecting to find a body in the woods.

4 girls strangled with their own clothes, shot, burned. #Austin #yogurt

#48Hours while on the topic of #Austin google the 2018 serial bomber that struck for 19 days and had 680 agents working it. They even traced IP addresses on routers.

20/20

Let me kayak out of the country.

Killed with a pie warming on the counter.

Caught in a trap. Cue the Elvis music. I can’t walk out.

DNA doesn’t just fall off. Howling at this idiot actor.

Tad looks like every man. A problem.

He is texting inspiration to himself from one phone to his other phone. #FirstAndOnly

Keep calling someone after you kill them. Duh.

#YouveGotJail

I was ready to dig out that hideous green and white shirt.

Dude kills girlfriend and goes and sees another and he is married.

Showing the Pentagon and saying it’s Sherwood Forest is fake news.

A dangerous sinner in his own flock.

Phrogging

Fruit lined up like a choo-choo train. Mustard on toilet.

Someone wrote on his calendar.

Don’t steal my toothbrush.

Lotion on door knobs and in shoes. They took insoles out of the shoes.

Stabbing the bottom of the bed.

Genius to take pic of blanket to see if it moves.

She is going to die her way, not his.

Clumps of hair in room.

She makes the bed before escaping!

2022 Fave Religious Tweets

 

Joel Osteen

Chase after God and the blessing will chase you.

I have armed you for every battle.

We are not dealing with a weak God who is scratching his head.

You can’t reach your destiny dissing yourself.

Get your pen back from the enemy

Do what the Father requires. Get on the plane. Give the speech.

Tell yourself a new story. God is the author and finisher of you.

You can’t put yourself down and rise up to what you are created to be.

When you curse yourself, you are in agreement with the enemy. Nothing is more powerful than what you say over yourself.

God has a flourishing finish for you.

God has already lined up a slingshot.

I am blessed in the pit or the palace. Both #davidjeremiah and Joel speaking of the whisper, the still, small voice. I’m listening. Y’all have my attention.

You can’t pray for victory and talk defeat.

Don’t ever start the day in neutral.

Be pliable. Let God help you be less hard.

Running out is a sign of running over.

God has given you what you need.

 Be a believer, not a doubter.

 Anything you lost you didn’t need.

 Don’t let the never lies play.

 Above is on the way.

 Erase and replace.

 Let Him be God.

 Tilt. Tilt. Tilt.

God is strategic. He knows how to make you invisible to the enemy.

Every morning there is a fresh supply of joy.

Multiplied food. Closed mouths of lions. Parted the Red Sea. Turned water into wine.

People will let you down. God will lift you up and call you in. Be the eagle and rise above it.

Beat up truck slings chain to workers after they pray for one.

When you are not limited by your logic, you will pray bold prayers.

Celebrate others and there will be plenty of times to celebrate you.

Don’t let a small thing keep you from your greatness.

God uses underestimated people. David was short. The giants are big but God is bigger.

The only way out is through.

Israel means prince with God. He didn’t take the Israelites the shortest way because they would not have been ready.

In my mind I did great. I nailed it. Don’t be your enemy. Be your asset.

Tell fear, discouragement, low expectations you changed your mind.

People are limited. God is unlimited.

Trouble is transportation to take you where you need to be. The winds of the storm will take you where you need to be.

You can’t trust God and be worried at the same time.

David Jeremiah

I am a perennial.

He’s not going to say welcome home good and successful/famous servant.

Little is much if God is in it.

Practice gospel wakefulness.

Why did I get so upset when this (heaven) was waiting for me?

The better we know the Lord the better we know how to please him.

Christians are not tumbleweeds. We are rooted.

Jesus never says Whoops. He is in control. Nothing catches him by surprise.

#David Jeremiah is #biblestrong

Fulfill! Don’t wilt. Don’t lose heart.

Being under satan’s yoke stands for BUSY.

Experience is taking the test before the lessons.

The Lord doesn’t say I’ll wait here. You go on. He goes with you.

I’m not looking for the undertaker. I’m looking for the uppertaker.

The world has been at peace only 268 years. That’s 1/8.

Just because someone in power says it’s true doesn’t mean it’s true.

Remember Venezuela and lack of commodities.

To get to heaven, there’s not a plan b or c.

What if we all lifted and lightened our corner of the world?

You never retire from the Christian life. You never drop out of God’s will.

Religion, KLOVE, 700

#700Club 90 percent of your $ with God is better than 100 percent of your $ without God.

#700Club Lady had heart attack while running and was down for almost 30 minutes. When she awoke, she wrote, "It's Real." #Heaven. Discharged after four days, still training for a marathon.

#700Club He left air in my lungs so I could tell my story. #Covid survivor due to prayer. Wife said she was not getting between God and her husband.

#700Club Man gave wife one rose for each year of tenth anniversary at dinner to discuss what God did for them that year. Then she said she didn't love him.

#KLOVE Fear everything and run or Face everything and rise.

#PatBoone had his Bible on his lap for a 3.5-hour interview. It’s his 40th year to read straight through it, word for word.

The #Bible is not a book you can put back on the shelf.

On a Zoom yesterday discussing #DrawTheCircle, I learned Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers of Washington passes out Bibles.

Family finds comfort in old Polaroid camera with exposed photograph still stuck inside.  “Addison, this picture is of my son, Scott. Your uncle,” Lois said. Scott died in a car accident 23 yrs before. Lois guessed the picture was taken 10 years or so before his death. #MysteriousWays

Pregnant lady: “I don’t want to be a mom.” Father Mike Schmitz said: You’re already a mom. Kept the child.

From a homily from Father Mike Schmitz, I have entertained myself all day. Love your concept and videos of the 100 rejections. #LifeChanging May do this for Lent.

@RaymondArroyo Whoopi of Avila baaaa

@GodwinkGuy when your niece said she learned about short Zacchaeus in a tree to see Jesus at school and you post it in pleasure and your friend said it’s confirmation for her to plant sycamores she was considering at her new house. #GodWink

#DivineMercy When five people resemble someone you know.

#Magnificat Only God knows the proper time.