Golden Bachelor,
Generation Gap, AGT, Manifest, 25 Words, Jeopardy, Natalia, Night Agent, Shark,
Alaska, Resident, Tough As Nails, Wheels
#GoldenBachelor Did I at least get a petal? Hilarious.
#GoldenBachelor I need poised on my bingo card.
#GoldenBachelor No one is attractive and many should not
wear what they have on.
#GoldenBachelor has bad grammar. He said pulpable. Not a
word.
#GoldenBachelor 3.7 million viewers last season. 10 million
18 years ago.
#SharkTank Robert’s had some facial work.
#NewAmsterdam beautiful ending and song
#everythingworksoutintheend
#NewAmsterdam You get motion sickness going down an
escalator.
#NewAmsterdam I short circuited.
#GenerationGap The dad had to go potty.
#NightAgent Biggest investigation since JFK. Me: Well,
that’s not going anywhere.
#Jeopardy Three-named people. What about four-named people?
Five if you add my married name.
#Jeopardy There is a gap year assoc.
#Jeopardy Dude might be spy for knowing German lower house.
#Jeopardy How do these bimbos not know #TerryBradshaw?
#Jeopardy No one knows hallowed from the Our Father but one knew
fanny pack. This country is in trouble.
#Jeopardy Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt
#Jeopardy Did not know Bob Kerrey received the Medal of
Honor. #todayyearsold
#Jeopardy Didn’t realize the placenta is an organ.
#Jeopardy Peter Roget struggled with depression for most of
his life and the thesaurus arose partly from an effort to battle it. A
biographer stated that his obsession with list-making as a coping mechanism was
well established by the time Roget was eight years old.
#Jeopardy 1,000th crane to ask someone to prom is cool.
#AGT Fastest man on two arms? Best Box jumper. Smiler.
#AGT She is doing a handstand on his side pole handstand.
#AGT Female magicians are few.
#AGT I live with my disability. She waved with her feet.
Beautiful smile.
#Manifest Jared or Zeke?
#Manifest Tonsil hockey
#Manifest We’ve done more with less.
#TheResident Given the choice between hope and action, I’ve
always chosen action.
#ToughAsNails Why carry something if it rolls pretty well?
#FunnyYouShouldAsk There is a ballerina at age 85. Comedian:
I loved her in the Hipcracker. Lol
#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man hid in Cleveland zoo for year. True
or false? Man, how ugly was this guy, asked comedian.
#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man catches girlfriend on ghost camera.
Now she's no longer his boo.
#FunnyYouShouldAsk Leonardo da Vinci invented the resume. He
needed to market himself. In 1482, he wrote a document outlining all of his
achievements and capabilities and addressed it to the Duke of Milan.
#FunnyYouShouldAsk Z was once removed from the alphabet?
Howie says it would make it hard to see ebras at the o
#FunnyYouShould Someone has the gold and frankincense given
to Jesus. BillEngvall But wait, there’s myrrh.
Question was about something written in blood. Joke was
every word was a Type O.
And a man wrecked because he had JesusTakeTheWheel It was
true.
#25WordsOrLess Seattle: not capital of Wash.
#Wheel Flight surgeon thought it was carriage proposal.
#AlaskaDaily Claire, you scooped me.
#AlaskaDaily Standing there you almost look harmless. They
teach you that in Journalism School.
#GiulianiSeries He had to deal with the Mafia and Wall
Street fraud.
#TheGameShowShow there was a serial killer on #TheDatingGame
I seriously cannot believe people can walk down the streets
in New York smoking dope.
Even Worse Than Philly: The Baltimore Police Department
Solves Fewer Than One-In-Four Murders
