Miscellaneous
Grill controlled by app “wifire.”
Um. I forgot how cheap gas is.
@DollyParton We need you. No more than I need you. Sweet.
Anyone else worried about the destruction of the English
language, too, with all the media errors?
Nothing like clean sheets.
#LittleRockNine literally had to watch their backs, tacks in
their seats, scalding showers, pee in their locker
El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He
Hallucinated That He Ran For President
Sharon Osbourne Criticized for Firing Assistant She Sent
into Her Burning Home
More people propose on Christmas. Kind of thought Valentine’s.
@editorswindler You are my hero. “I love lost ring stories.
It’s my niche.” What a great @InsideEdition story today.
If you don't want to finish eating something to lose weight,
put some detergent on it. Heard this somewhere.
@Whataburger thanks for the eggshell and no sausage on the
other order that should have had some.
#TheBoysintheBoat Had I studied violin, perhaps I’d have
never had to do the dishes. Realize rowing is a tough sport. Sorry to hear of
the young record holder’s loss of life.
#GoldenGlobes Who knew that when I posed for this at #CrimeCon
that it would get nominations?
You can ask Alexa poop songs. What comes up is by Toilet
Bowl Cleaners: Poop in my Fingernails, ButtCheeks, Fecal.
You would think that they would give me the ninth tea even
if discontinued. Shame. @McAlistersDeli
Valerie Bertinelli when something bad happens, she'll see a
minus sign and put a plus through it.
Dude finds VCR tape of kid taking first steps 26 years ago
and finds him!
Cancer rate in U.S. fell 2.2% from 16-17!
#JeffreyEpstein I love hearing about a good trash pull. People
are a sport to him.
To the news media. I wouldn't call eight years almost 10
years. It was exactly eight years ago yesterday. #LSU
Man With 30 Kids Requests Child Support Break
Who dumps jet fuel over a playground?
OMG Feminist Author Pushes Nude Models for Children to Make
Them 'Relaxed' about Their Sexuality
HOA wants to kick orphaned teen out of grandparents' house.
#Eminem is sick. Music to be murdered by.
#TwoAndAHalfMen If he doesn’t come back, you stalk him
Colin O’Brady, 34, at the end of his Antarctica trek on day
53, went 32 hrs. straight to end his 932-mile quest. O’Brady practiced doing
planks with his hands in ice buckets and wall-sits with his feet in ice buckets.
Funny how sinister means situated to the LEFT or ill omen by
reason of being on the left UNFAVORABLE, UNLUCKY, FRAUDULENT!
Building a baby snowman cool way to announce.
Native American women on reservations are murdered at high
rates. 84% of American Native and Alaska. 30% is the share of Montana's missing
women and girls in July 2017 who are Native American even though they are only
3% of the population.
I agree, sir. My parents sacrificed for the college education
of three children in five years.
10,000 lives could be saved annually if emergency responders
could get to 911 callers just 1 min. faster.
That drug tunnel story! Stunned. Omg
Sad that Macy’s and Bloomingdale’s will stop selling furs.
Gucci and Prada have sworn off it. Yeah for the lady who kept her mom’s mink
because it’s like a warm hug. #WornWithLove
Using chopsticks involves more than 30 joints and 50 muscles
in the fingers, wrist, arm and shoulder.
#Paperblast has a game with a typo.
There is no speak no ill of the dead in journalism. #PeggyNoonan
Dude has only given out 3 business cards in three years, 1
to a curious relative. They are now confetti.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z Caught on Camera Remaining Seated for
Super Bowl National Anthem LOSERS
#JennaBush lost her phone on an NYC subway and did the
#findmyphone thing and someone contacted her.
Homicide is the leading cause of death of pregnant women in
La.?
Pulled up to @BurgerKing and guy said Welcome to my kingdom.
Howled.
Iowa Brewery Receives Push Back After Announcing Drag Queen
Bingo Event Marketed to Children
Interesting lists: Amazon has taken over retail. Uber has
taken over cabs. Apple and Spotify have taken over music.
You can graduate from high school without ever having to
make a phone call. Book reservations or a ride.
O. Henry was a thief.
Jerusalem Syndrome. Learn something every day.
When your typo for Long becomes #Kong, you create a monster.
Who is this sick woman posing as a baby photographer and
drugging the mothers with a cupcake?
Up to size 80?
It’s about time they arrest Idaho psycho woman. Took way too
long.
Will it ever stop? MasterCard is allowing transgenders to
use the name of their choice on their credit card.
Knowledge is power, but it is nothing without action. Scott
Weidle
6 King Cake faves I had the pleasure of trying: Gambino's,
Lowder's, Southern Maid, Antoine's,
Haydel's, Whole Food. 1st was best.
Cameras are even in the woods, dumb criminals.
#LastWhistle Not based on a true story. Based on many.
You don’t wake up to be mediocre.
#HusbandSayings California has a portal.
You might have GO and you might have Ba. But you can’t have
bingo. #SteveHarvey cell phone commercial
Belle of the boil.
If you don’t deal with your demons, your demons will deal
with you. Ben Affleck
Drag queens give Future Drag Queen stickers to 4 year olds
in Brooklyn school.
Marigold is a cool name.
This State Might Require Gender-Neutral Toy and Clothing
Aisles in Stores RIDICULOUS
The most tagged city in the world on Instagram is Los Angeles.
Warming the world one bowl at a time.
Worry is a dark room where negatives develop.
Men are wearing pearls.
There’s a toilet that knows to open the lid when you get
near.
One in 4 parents living w children is unmarried. 59% of
Americans 18-44 have cohabitated.
I always remind my husband how frugal I am. No debt.
Kevin Hart’s son would rather give up his leg than phone.
From Reader’s Digest: a chicken just told me her three favorite
composers. Bach Bach Bach
In 2014-5 sweeps of Ga. prisons led to 23,000 contraband cell
phones. One old couch had 100 hidden.
People have way worse problems, but I just had the worst day
in over a decade. Key. Internet. Email. Drivers. Name calling. Post office.
Gas is 99 cents in #Kensucky
28% of US households consist of a single person.
Min. wage in NYC $15.
40% of Americans don’t have enough cash to cover an unexpected
$400 expense.
Lucille was the name of the mother of #KennyRogers
She prefers the term at hope rather than at risk.
Floppy disk. CDRom. Flash drive. The cloud. 1967-present.
Dr. Seuss was rejected by 27 publishers. He bumped into his
old roomie who happened to edit children's books.
Stephen King disliked his first story. He threw it away after
3 pgs. that his wife later found crumpled.
#CurlyNeal RIP
Maryland mansion has orchestra pit.
#Eggo as launch cool
Procrastibaking is a cool name for a cookbook.
Are you a can-doer? Make-it-greater? Above-and-beyonder?
Brookdale ad
#CMA funny that I got up to get a #KitKat and the commercial
came on.
@LSUReveille do you have a story from the Ted Bundy FSU Chi
O murders in 1978 that a Reveille reporter did?
#LandOLakes gone from butter box. As opinion piece says, Is
Lucky Charms appropriate w Irish Americans?
Aw. Carson’s family starts the day with the #Pledge.
Cold Case Finally Solved 56 Years After 16-Year-Old Peggy
Beck's Death
Ripped up citation for opening. Now you are a litterer. Hope
that they got u for that too.
Petition to Immediately Pass Mandatory Country of Origin
Labeling for Beef, Pork and Dairy
And then came the locusts. They can travel 90 m.p.h. and eat
their own wt. Could cause $8.5 billion in crop damage.
Chesney album described as a lot of postcards.
@TobyKeith wears cap w his area code
There is such a thing as citizen arrest?
#AndyGriffith You don’t circulate stories that are mean and
unkind. Opie makes a newspaper!
Take the A from US and you still have US #CMT
He’s a regular Zapruder.
New cancer diagnoses have dropped by an estimated 30 percent.
#TedTurner was once so broke after being kicked out of Brown
that he used a phone book for toilet paper
@MitchAlbom it’s officially DIPG Day in Louisiana.
Reading to neglected and abused dogs can be beneficial.
Good word. Money being firehosed away.
Should have been a florist. Cleveland one brings in roughly
$700,000. This year, $1.5 million.
People Rain On Your Parade Because They Are Jealous of Your
Sun and Tired of Their Shade
@TeamCavuto #CDM one of the most popular places in the
world. Not just #NOLA And they serve beignets and coffee.
The sky is the daily bread of the soul. Emerson
This brat needs to be take care of. Do not watch the video.
That poor defenseless man.
#KSLA Mansfield Road is nowhere near South Highlands. And is
the ATM/car robber a female or
male? Confused.
Drinks made with crushed avocado pit. Why?
“If I’m gonna be a bear, I’m gonna be a grizzly.”
#SocialSecurity had the rudest employee by phone I have ever
encountered.
Little noticed: POW graves w swastikas in our veteran cemeteries.
Now that’s cold-hearted. Videographer won’t refund groom’s $
after bride to be dies in car wreck.
They shut down a drawbridge. Would not have thought of that.
David Crowder Consumed By Own Beard
Kings’ Announcer Grant Napear Loses Job After 'All Lives
Matter' Tweet
Baby burned by cigarette. Unkempt. Diaper 3 sizes too small.
You are sick people.
Someone is watching #Netflix with their husband’s brother’s
girlfriend’s uncle’s account.
They are bringing portable toilets to the Seattle protestors.
Welcome to the 60s, I told someone. Rocking generation. He
said, yeah rocking me to sleep at night.
