My Top Miscellaneous Tweets of 2016

I narrowed my many 2016 Tweets down to about 575 favorites. I usually put them in my Chritmas Treebune, but they would not fit. I broke them down in categories and blogged them this year. See more categories below.

 

Here's Miscellaneous:

 

I found a Nerd in my shoe. Also weird to find half of a pen in your boot.

 

Did not know there was a patron saint of religious freedom. #stthomasmoore #52weeksofmercy

 

Reuniting military dogs with their war soldiers is heartwarming.

 

A golf course has a pew? #usopen

 

This girl needs to be on #solesurvivor #readersdigest plane crash. Bitten, burned, hungry, cold, achy, wet, asthmatic. She made it!

 

Ew. Ad for cod liver oil in a smoothie.

 

Ppl ask park rangers if they turn on the waterfalls. #heresyoursign

 

I'm going to be the best Mavo I can be!

 

There's no hope in #Alzheimers no remission, recovery. No 1 says he beats it.

 

Dude, "people in the ground" aren't lonely for #Pokemon people. #nbc #cemeterywelcomesthis

 

As #garthbrooks would say, "I'm gonna send my love down to #batonrouge."

 

Thank you, Martina. Needed that. "Just Around the Corner."

 

These stockings may be empty, but they are filled w love. Poor family's Christmas story

 

#potus has issued more half-staff flags than others. 66 to W's 58. Done for Mrs Reagan, Scalia, Ted Kennedy and mass shootings.

 

104 yr old #greedyforlife  love it

 

Just wondering how u would teach ghost hunting online.

 

Ew on freezer deaths. Keep a phone in there. Ax, too.

 

We don't serve your kind here, the bartender said to the mushroom. "Why? I'm a fungi." Lol

 

Blue ain't your color best #keithurban song ever.

 

I suddenly have a fascination w Lt. blue. Church and tv wearers.

 

People going to work, at churches, schools, universities, theaters, marathons, reporter on air, airport, nightclubs. #themadnessmuststop

 

I'm one of them, but could the media plz let the surgeon go save lives? #orlando

 

This lady wants to eat her placenta in encapsulated form. What's for dinner?

 

Some day we will look back at this and laugh.

 

2 fish and 5 loaves in prayer that opened #senate today.

 

Yeah Ga. for blocking do-it-yourself eye exams.

 

I'm a #kidadult

 

#husbandsayings the fake plant needs water.

 

Have not been to a movie in a year. #lafayette

 

Date a Lois a little more in his lane. lol

 

Seek quiet and fluttery, twittering, jittery disturbances will be wiped away.

 

Deliberately act counter to what u r now and u can develop into what u want to be. #nvp

 

Funny joke that next year's @WhiteHouse #correspondentsdinner will be pd 4 by Mexico.

 

Winner of natl handwriting contest has no hands.

 

5 #planets retrograde!

 

#dunkindonuts I did want my change even if it was #twocentsworth don't assume

 

Does worry cause people not to sleep or does not sleeping cause worry?

 

Witnessed 3 errors in 1 news story.

 

This Bible Was Found Melted To A Piece Of Steel From 9/11 Ground Zero.

 

Same thing happened when I managed Remington. Filled app out and came back and robbed in same outfit. I remembered.

 

#arnoldpalmer rip

 

Weird seeing my old house w an a&m flag.

 

The burned dog is painfully sad.

 

Luv my niece's wedding # #legallyunderwood 2 lawyers to be

 

Cartoon in front of colosseum. I came. I saw. I selfied.

 

Feet were really dirty back in the day. #dust #Jesus #washing

 

Someone just went all #patrickhenry on me.

 

I lost three beautiful fingernails on the same day. My own.

 

Man calls 911 asking for vodka. #INQUISITOR

 

Fish on sidewalks. #Louisiana this flooding is sad

 

#onlyinlouisiana legislature discussing taxes on #mardigras beads

 

Astronaut Neil Armstrong's giant leap for mankind changed our world. Hope you're making the most of your #LeapDay!

 

Paying $24.20 for a box of checks is highway robbery.

 

#WordPower #readersdigest only missed 1 #personalbest #latinscholar :)

 

I can hear #thompsonsquare from my house. #redriverballoonrally

 

#Randomthought. Who would buy a black cat?

 

You might be a redneck if you are on the same limb you are cutting down. For #jefffoxworthy

 

#ihop is my age

 

I say be careful of food brought to police in supposed kindness. You just never know.

 

Not necessary to be a mom to be a leader. #femaleprimeminister

 

The right is to PEACEABLY assemble. #firstamendment

 

Crazy story about man lost at sea 11 months. Ate his nails. Fought so he could tell his story. Pretended his friend didn't die 6 days.

 

College grads look happy 4 ppl who will never have summer off again. #readersdigest

 

Wherever @LSUCoachMiles goes his sports info director goes. "Because he's getting in a good door."

 

I got on God's train and started to see the light. #HerschelWalker #IndyBowl

 

Well, that is sad. Overcame childhood cancer and murdered while studying abroad. Friend says #youweretoogoodforthisplace

 

Contemplate no possibility of failure. #fortmorgan 1 of my fave 4th memories

 

1 ft of water can wash your car away.

 

Teen Dedicates Life To Finding World War II Combat Veterans

 

#doggles is a cute name for puppy glasses

 

Can't imagine 911 operator hanging up on 1,000s on purpose and it taking this long to come out. Once would be enough for dismissal. #loser

 

Journalism is supposed to be about telling you something about where you weren't. #rush

 

Believe me, I don't want to invade her space. @realDonaldTrump on Hillary at #debate

 

Surprising polling places: pool hall, laundromat, Vietnamese restaurant, Beverly Hills hotel, skating rink. Governing Magazine

 

Shameful to raise hotel rates, gas, water in Florida. #hurricanematthew

 

Mark David Chapman is another assassin w three names.

 

Truck plunges off San Diego bridge into festival crowd horrendous.

 

Every corrupt $ in #beltway is put there by somebody. #oswaldconference #rogerstone

 

#rogerstone #oswaldconference @realDonaldTrump can't be bullied, not a member of the fraternity

 

Can't resist donating to #Haiti ever. Candy sale at church. #keepthechange

 

A yr ago I fell in love w #templespa at #crowneplaza for conference. It's going on again this weekend.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Kit Pharo

 

Calif. law allows marriage vows over the phone. Jeez.

 

I would not take #ryanlochte image rebuilding account. Just sayin.

 

Happy 100th to #nationalparks

 

Americans did not celebrate the good enough canyon or aim to be second on the moon. #verizon

 

#achybreakyheart is 24

 

One day you will become Miss America. Milkman told young girl every Tuesday. In car wreck w facial stitches.

 

Called that possibility, too #mysteryinparadise #sisters #carbonmonoxide

 

Wis. families fight drug addiction thru obits. I always want to know how people died, especially younger ones.

 

No such thing as a perfect home, home builder spokesman said. WHA????

 

Mom kicks 7 yr old out of house for voting for trump at school. 

 

Owner of #greenbrier wins W.VA. gov.

 

Who stands up with their eye doctor in a hall to get a diagnosis? #restasis

 

Woman ripper, 68, murdered, chopped up and ate 14 victims.

 

The past is a reference pt., not a residence. Bill Heffernan

 

Just when I thought I was getting close to Ore. we have the Pence plane incident, the drunk pilot and the mysterious crew illness.

 

It smells like cinnamon and raisin toast outside.

 

If I didn't already like #Popeyes enough, the jazz music adds to it.

 

Woman wears wedding gown every anniversary. Golfing. Eating out. Etc. I like the idea.

 

Virginasee or tennevirginia? Vote.

 

Would you #Nola #trump protesters quit destroying monuments? Thank you.

 

I sent a #telegram once in the 90s cuz I thought it would be cool.

 

Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4 is funny. #AlSmithDinner

 

Barber gives discounts for kids who read in chair. Awesome sauce.

 

Cool pic of everyone on plane watching debate.

 

They are like night and day, black and white, wrong and right. #debatenight

 

62-year-old woman in Spain gives birth to third child.

 

Kid names his scabs. Ew.

 

Love #goBR slogan of #stickaround

 

Bride Waits 2 Years for Dad to Recover From Burns So He Could Walk Her Down the Aisle

 

When you forget a day of your #novena is it like medicine and you do it when you remember? #catholicproblems

 

Is Ruby your new mechanic? She has grease all over her. #husbandsayings

 

Couple tie the knot 52 times across the globe.

 

#RudyGiuliani: When they come to save you, they don't ask whether you're black or white! They just come to save you!

 

Cancer Patient Beaten to Death Outside of Illinois Treatment Center :(

 

I'd love an internal car vacuum.

 

Remains of Pearl Harbor's hero priest identified after almost 75 years.

 

Diabetes device can be breached by hackers. Sick.

 

93-year-old veteran completes three-year run across U.S.

 

Sick of seeing wounded Syrian kids.

 

Girl asked her pastor dad why he bows before sermon. He said he asks God to assist him. Then why doesn't he answer, she replied. :)

 

Amazed by the forgiveness of the man who lost his wife from the real bullets in the citizens police academy. #truechristian

 

3 amusement park mishaps in a matter of days defeats the odds. Water park, Ferris wheel, roller coaster.

 

#jfkjr failed bar due to reading disability and not asking for extra time deserved so it wouldn't look like he got extra treatment

 

#frostythesnowman all-time fave. My mom would add my name after he said happy birthday. Prob aired on my bday a lot. Bet I've seen it 58x.

 

#Thanksgiving plate had recipe from every relative except me. Sadly #notachef #notmything #probablyneverwillbe

 

#eastoncorbin is a cutie. Why haven't I noticed before? #macysparade

 

#mrpeanut is 100

 

Wonder if they could find someone who was at first parade to interview. Surely @Macys

 

My only duty. #whomadethesalad #thanksgiving

 

Department of Justice Fines Sheriff Department for Hiring Only US Citizens

 

Tenn #powerball winners salt of the earth. Congrats!

 

Feces have been thrown at #timtebow while visiting prisons. #shaken said walking on death row was like walking around in a weighted vest.

 

3 yrs after #timtebow wore John 3:16 he threw 316 yds, yds per completion were 31.6, time of possession was 31:06. Ratings were 31.6 million.

 

94 million ppl googled John 3:16 when it was #timtebow eye black in 2009 natl champ game.

 

#marquisdelafayette made a tour of all 24 states. I've got 3 left. #magnetceremony @Jeopardy

 

#drdentoncooley must have taken care of his heart to die at 96 #begracious while operating.

 

Undercook the #turkey and u r never asked to host again. Invite "orphans," deliver to friends at hotels and hospitals. Don't eat a hot dog.

 

Wanted man pops out of trunk.

 

God is on your team. #timtebow #shaken

 

My relatives came over on the #aprilflower, one month earlier. #snl

 

#Katiecouric father was also journalist.

 

Add without getting in the way is a good way of putting emceeing. #macysparade

 

First children don't attend turkey pardon.

 

Decorative traffic jam #losangeles

 

Get rid of all the gloomy thoughts. Think good, bright ones. Like Christmas. #cancer patient who had secret goal for pageant #pulleditoff

 

#McDonalds really is america's best first job. #woudyoulikefrieswiththat

 

#fomo just learned fearofmissingout

 

So #lho usually visits marina on Friday but goes on Thursday. Leaves his wedding ring. Day before assassination. #jfk

 

Parents stop shooter son.

 

#BigMac founder dies

 

Baseball players have a meal allowance?

 

Saw a tombstone in the shape of a jersey. #losttheirteenson

 

Did not know #Margaretmitchell was killed by drunk driver.

 

Every day at Clinton house is Halloween when one of them smiles. Lol. #rush

 

#husbandsayings one of the best things u taught me was buy cheese not individually wrapped.

 

The first person to survive Alzheimer's is out there. Let's hope.

 

#CaseyKasem wife had boyfriend move in. #pieceofwork whereabouts unknown #stopelderabuse

 

Every day can't be #Sunday because then it wouldn't be special.

 

Another foot of snow forecast ... in Hawaii.

 

Never seen a huge #frosty tree topper #belk

 

Congrats @realDonaldTrump #timepersonoftheyear defying the odds

 

#orangeroom #SavannahGuthrie will deliver on Dec. 10, my bday.

 

The South Pole is double the altitude of Denver. #buzz

 

Dumbest proposal ever w police.

 

We will say #merrychrstmas again #realdonaldtrump

 

The #muttcracker

 

Falalalalalala Ca Ching

 

My mom would be saying right now: you are in your 60th year

 

If you build it, they won't come. #trump #batonrouge sign

 

Most common dump day is Dec. 11.

 

#JohnGLENN broke the news of #bobbykennedy death to his children. That may have been one of his hardest jobs.

Top Religious Posts 2016

RELIGIOUS: JOEL, JEREMIAH, LUCADO, WAR ROOM , JOYCE, KLOVE, 700 CLUB

 

#soonerthanexpected #joelosteen

 

You will reap from what people in your family line did correctly. #joelosteen

 

God balances the books. #joelosteen speaking a math sermon today

 

Is your laugher rusted ? #joelosteen

 

I'm going to go before you and clear the path. #joelosteen

 

Don't stay focused on the burden and miss the blessing. #joelosteen

 

God will either marvel at your faith or unbelief. #joelosteen

 

Praise is invisible vapor that when it fills a cloud, rain of blessings come down. #joelosteen

 

God goes to the stinky places. #joelosteen

 

God, I turn it over to you. #joelosteen

 

Bad things are not going to finish me off. #joelosteen nowhere in the bible does it dwell on bad things

 

#joelosteen #itsontheway God is the author and finisher.

 

Don't look around. Look UP. #joelosteen

 

Be in the valley of wholeness, victory, breakthrough. #joelosteen

 

Rams don't normally go that high up the mountain. #abraham #joelosteen

 

The healing was in the obedience. #naaman #joelosteen

 

God will give you inside information. #joelosteen

 

God will suggest. It's up to you to respond. Obey. #joelosteen

 

You'll never be good to someone else without God giving back to you. #joelosteen

 

God knows dead ends, shortcuts and bumpy roads. He closes a door because you might not be ready for it to open. #joelosteen

 

Keep your lid when someone tries to dump their garbage on you. #joelosteen

 

One word can start a problem or a blessing. #joelosteen

 

Some people bait you into conflict. #joelosteen

 

U should have secret place/inner sanctuary 4 peace. Negative doesn't go there. Worry doesn't give up ez. It will try 2 get in. #joelosteen

 

Quit asking can God and say God can. #joelosteen

 

Praise precedes the victory. #joelosteen

 

Your character will never develop without a test. #joelosteen

 

Create your own finish line. #joelosteen

 

You let go by grabbing hold of God. #joelosteen

 

Thrust me to a larger platform. #joelosteen

 

God inhabits the praises of his people. #joelosteen

 

Spring up, oh healing #joelosteen (finances, spouse, offspring) #singtothepromise

 

I never tire of #joelosteen. Record is probably 5 hrs.

 

God works where there is faith. #settime #joelosteen

 

Set your alarm. It's victory, abundance, favor, acceleration, healing time. #joelosteen

 

When God gets up, the enemy trembles. #joelosteen

 

I never meet with a person before I meet with God. #joelosteen

 

Threat canceled. Solution en route. #joelosteen

 

U can miss your destiny caught up in someone else's life. #joelosteen

 

God can use your enemies to push you up. #joelosteen

 

Deals are finding me. #Supplyline #joelosteen

 

God has a hedge of protection around me. #joelosteen

 

I have never felt like God said, "Joel, you have a lot of nerve to ask for that."

 

Reprogram your mind. #joelosteen

 

God pulled you back to shoot you further. #joelosteen

 

If the sun goes down in bitterness, it comes up in bitterness. #joelosteen

 

Pray for fame but use your influence to help others. #joelosteen

 

When you pray, act like it's your birthday. #joelosteen

 

The enemy will not wear me down. No battle fatigue for me. My time is coming. #joelosteen #noweariness

 

Goliath was sent to promote David. #joelosteen

 

God has allowed u to be pulled back because he is going to shoot you further. #joelosteen #bowandarrow

 

God wants to do things in your life that are mountable. #joelosteen

 

Fire, poverty, divorce, high blood pressure could not finish his father off. #joelosteen

 

Go back over the major victories in your life. Healing, jobs, spouse. #joelosteen

 

U r a miracle waiting to happen for someone. #joelosteen

 

Am I going to live to please people or God? #joelosteen

 

What if you were only 19 no's away from your yes. #joelosteen

 

Look up thru ur eyes of faith and your Heavenly Father will be nodding yes. #joelosteen

 

They were in the valley, but they didn't make the valley their home. #joelosteen

 

That trouble has an expiration date. #joelosteen

 

Great heroes have #faithinthemiddle #joelosteen

 

Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba. #joelosteen

 

You're not at risk. You are at possibility. #joelosteen

 

Don't forget what God has done. #joelosteen you have a history with God #getfuelfromit

 

U can run but not hide from God. #joelosteen THIS IS THE ONE HE LIKED.

 

Bills? Loneliness? Hurting? Help another. #joelosteen

 

#tameyourtongue #joelosteen

 

Live not need-minded but seed-minded. #joelosteen

 

David referred to hurtful words as scars. #joelosteen speak words of life, faith, encouragement. Never say you are a bad boy.

 

Bad words take up space for the good words. #joelosteen

 

#acceleration #joelosteen it can happen. Water to wine did.

 

We say to part the river, then we will go. Go, then He will part the river. #joelosteen

 

No more. That's enough. That's what u would say to a thief who came every day. Why not do the same w worry? #joelosteen

 

Sheep rely on the shepherd. #joelosteen

 

Good thinking @JoelOsteen on putting up the bush to avoid the sign. "I'm not putting up another worry tree."

 

Your life is going to follow your thoughts. #joelosteen

 

God knows how to catapult you. #joelosteen

 

Ships don't sink when the water is around them. They sink when the water is in them. #joelosteen

 

Switch over to things that are of a good report. #joelosteen

 

God is not limited by your medical report. #joelosteen

 

Your mind needs a break. It wasn't designed to carry loads all the time. #joelosteen

 

You're en route. #joelosteen

 

He anoints your starts and stops. #joelosteen

 

#MikeIlitch what a story. Injured #Detroittiger starts #littlecaesars and now owns team. #joelosteen

 

That prayer has the flu. #joelosteen don't do weak prayers.

 

Don't become what happened to you instead of what God created you to be. #joelosteen

 

Pebble or boulder? Check your roots. Have a report of victory. #joelosteen

 

You will be a mogul, a magnate #husbandsayings I immediately say thank you, #joelosteen

 

What do u know? Jesus did it again. Good one, @JoelOsteen

 

God is a running over God. Not a get by God. He is thinking overflow. #joelosteen

 

Crippled man was expecting the ordinary. Alas. Read Acts 3. One bit of favor can thrust you to a new level. #joelosteen

 

Thank you for the glory I am in right now. #joelosteen

 

Being down on yourself keeps you from improving. #joelosteen

 

U r the only person you can never get away from. #joelosteen

 

I'm going to take the punishment you deserve. #savior #davidjeremiah

 

Savior is the name of our Lord's purpose. He has more than 300 names. #davidjeremiah

 

If you want to call it holiday, it's derived from holy day. #davidjeremiah #merryCHRISTmas

 

It's important when you start saying us and our and we. Stop talking about I and you and me. #davidjeremiah

 

The closer you get to Him, the closer you get to each other. #Godlymarriage #davidjeremiah

 

The bible is God's owner's manual. #davidjeremiah

 

May the bible rule your heart and guide your feet. #davidjeremiah

 

1 + 1 equals 2, 3 or 4 in marriage because u r powerful. #davidjeremiah

 

Now that is a cool idea. Bible conference on a cruise. #davidjeremiah

 

We take the blush off marriage. #davidjeremiah

 

Live every day unto itself. #davidjeremiah

 

He is a creator and sustainer God. #davidjeremiah

 

Worry pulls today's cloud over tomorrow's sunshine. #davidjeremiah

 

Fix your eyes on the master's face. #davidjeremiah

 

Decide what you believe before the temptation comes. #davidjeremiah

 

Worry pulls today's cloud over tomorrow's sunshine. #davidjeremiah

 

Forgiveness is always your turn. #davidjeremiah

 

Trying to forgive yourself is like shaking your own hand. #davidjeremiah

 

Sin is an insult to the one who sustains us. #davidjeremiah

 

God's forgiveness is connective. It gets you right w others. #davidjeremiah

 

If the request is right, timing is right and you are right, God says go. #davidjeremiah

 

Don't pray thy will be changed. Do you instruct God or show up for duty? #davidjeremiah

 

Don't harbor something sinful and try to pray. #davidjeremiah

 

Not because I but because He. #davidjeremiah

 

While the rest of the world is going that way, I'm going God's way. #davidjeremiah

 

The existence of a creator implies he is in charge. #davidjeremiah

 

If there is no God to whom you report, the culture goes astray. #davidjeremiah

 

You cannot sin away the grace of God. #davidjeremiah

 

Christ saved us from eternal doom. #davidjeremiah

 

Lord, I would like for you to be the president of my heart, not the resident. #davidjeremiah is on fire today

 

Thanksgiving is not situational. It is a spiritual attitude. #davidjeremiah

 

Factory fire of $2 mill. Next am, Edison looked at ruins & said, There is great value in disaster. All our mistakes r burned up. Thank God we can start anew. #davidjeremiah

 

If you are laying in a hospital bed and the only place to look is up, up is where the help comes from. #addingtomybook #davidjeremiah

 

Israel is a center of innovation. #davidjeremiah

 

16,000 babies born at parkland, 70 percent illegal. #davidjeremiah

 

The mere shepherds graced the guest list for when the Bible was first presented. #davidjeremiah

 

God isn't finished w America. The main ? is is America finished w God? #davidjeremiah #revival

 

His blessings outnumbered his needs. Man w MS. #maxlucado

 

David has written the 23rd Psalm. Where discontent goes to die. #maxlucado

 

Bing's tunes, mistletoe kisses, the clatter and seeing what was the matter. Love @MaxLucado

 

He tests us where we are to make sure we can handle it later. #joycemeyer

 

The moment u r confused is a signal u went too far. Give it to God. #joycemeyer

 

Yes I'm _____, but God ... #joycemeyer

 

Fear and pity don't move God. Only faith moves God. #joycemeyer

 

Read the chapter of Proverbs that corresponds to the day. Have one takeaway. #joycemeyer

 

We don't have time NOT to spend time with God. Nothing is wasted. Don't just spend time when u want something. #joycemeyer

 

The word of God is like taking a happy pill. #joycemeyer

 

If u don't have time to do it right, when will u have time to do it? #klove

 

You might be the only #Jesus somebody sees today. #klove

 

It's amazing what happens when u only do God. #klove #30daychallenge listener mentioned

 

#Rupturedappendix scary. I know. Bless this woman. #700club

 

Introvert forced to live life of extrovert. #700club I'm a treasured dearly loved child walking into the room. #author of #uninvited

 

Armies of the Lord were encamped around us. #700club major #hallelujah moment. God did this 4 me. #thismomentbrought2youbythelordjesuschrist

 

Interesting that #patrobertson met his wife when her hair was on fire from lighting candles.

 

Desperate, specific, unified prayers. #700club coma scale of 3, breaks were gone #miraculous you already have God's love.

 

God, this is yours. We are powerless. #700club He walks after being crushed and will impact others.  #miraculous

 

God has put his hand on this nation and we are turning away from that. #700club

 

God downloaded the depths of the gospel in her heart. #moisom #700club #wreckmylife book by #moisom #lsu Dad committed suicide, had a God-sized hole within. Retired paramedic on rd. saved her.

 

Prayer doesn't have to be flowery words. Hithers and thous. #warroom #missclara speaking locally

 

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller or Do your fighting in prayer. #warroom

 

It hit me in church. What if we gave 10% to govt and 28% or whatever to churches?

 

Don't demagnetize the attraction.

 

From a scar to a star #afterthis

 

Appropriate what He has provided.

 

Divine Standard Time. We live in this zone by not encircling the sun but by embracing the Son.

 

Take up your cross daily. Don't ask for it to be taken away. U would pick ur own cross if everyone's was put down on the floor. Carry it.

 

We expect terra firma & air. #bishop column in unsettling times. We experience anger, revenge, fear, sadness. In Christ we find answers.

 

Do not let the devil get a foothold.

 

The shout activates God's power, but he hears whispers, too.

 

Partial victory will lead to total victory.

 

Driving while drowsy can cause eternal sleep. #sermon

 

Absence actually makes God's heart grow fonder.

 

Lost stories in bible : they were really all sought. Lost coin, lost sheep, prodigal son.

 

The heart is mentioned 1,000x in scripture as the place from which we pray. #relic #stjohnberchman

 

My Top TV Shows and Movie Tweets 2016

He proposed to his wife on the back of a jigsaw puzzle that he waited for her to make. #jeopardy

 

It was a circus of weird. #dateline

 

#jojo has the cutest clothes. Every darn outfit. #bachelorette

 

Plus on hot days I can walk in her shadow. #themiddle

 

I wish I felt  a million dollars! #wheeloffortune

 

Bed bath and between #themiddle

 

Retired person wins entertainer of the yr #cmawards50

 

#jeopardy player loves the ;

 

#DennisRodman is my #Avon lady. Hilarious. #totellthetruth

 

The four seasons all have the same number of letters. #wheeloffortune

 

#AGT seriously needs categories. Singers. Choirs. Dancers. Comedians. Magicians. Outdoors. Gymnasts. Circus.

 

I'm getting a mixed message here. The mat says welcome. #lastmanstanding

 

Omg the old man #agt howling

 

You don't have a franchise on grief. #gameofsilence

 

If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight. #prettywoman

 

I have some good news and some good news. Love that line. #gameofsilence

 

You're a detective, ain't you? Detect. #gameofsilence

 

Dumb #jeopardy ppl did not know #vancliburn #Shreveport

 

You don't meet a girl like that every DYNASTY. #Mulan

 

They did not forget the #jellybeans #killingreagan

 

#husbandsayings must be dead Presidents' Day due to #killingreagan and #oswaldconference

 

Aced #historyofpolkadots #legallyblonde

 

I never thought about who called Rose Kennedy? #alltheway

 

#attilathehun died of a nosebleed on his wedding night? #jeopardy

 

#greysanatomy getting soft side. No plane crash, bomb, sniper, etc #sears

 

Luv the citi cash card commercial. Vague text. Wait two days.

 

Well, he could use some sun. #greysanatomy

 

#maine does not have that many reporters. #thefamily

 

#andidorfman operated on 2 speeds. Silent or angry.

 

Bacon a cardiothoracic hand grenade. #greysanatomy

 

Omg @patriciaheaton just liked my tweet #themiddle

 

Gambling is a weird side effect #abilify

 

Still obsessed w #Midlothian #fitness murder. Chime in... future #dateline

 

Did @NBCNightlyNews just use caveman font on equal pay! Yes, they did.

 

No flag on #kasich #debate

 

Drop the mic and walk away #greysanatomy

 

Patient says she's coughing and stomach hurts then that she is pregnant. Dr. April says she #buriedthelede #greysanatomy

 

Yeah for #coinstar accuracy #rossenreports

 

Marla maples violated trump marriage agreement by turning 30. Hilarious. #snl

 

Whhhhhhhhooooooo did it? The owl at the chi o mansion. #dateline

 

Veterans suicide hotline goes to voice mail. Shameful. #MarcoRubio

 

My mother could not stand Jack Webb. #peoplevojsimpson

 

1 of 4 pres get shot #houseofcards

 

Will not buy a Nissan because commercial ran down snowmen.

 

I will never forget that photo of #nancyreagan kissing her husband's flag-draped coffin.

 

April says to Jackson she is not changing her name. He says "that's not really a thing for me." #greysanatomy love it

 

I have that chess set. #peoplevojsimpson

 

Batman and Robin Wright. LOL #Wheeloffortune

 

It was when the #wizardofoz turned to color. #dateline boy meets girl

 

Things that have the initials bs. #100kpyramid My dad. Brussels sprouts. Banana split.

 

I raise my hand every time the #McDonalds commercial comes on.

 

#GhostSwing is really moving now!

 

I bet #laurabush wants to have words w this #jeopardy guy who thinks she was old enough to invest in a radio station in 1942.

 

Gave fiancée photos of places they'd been except last stop. #uniqueproposal #jeopardy

 

Finally they show someone praying on one of these. #inaninstant

 

#agtdorothy u r never too old to be what you might have been #gypsy #babyjune #everthingscominguproses #gottahaveagimmick #agt

 

Now #flotus says we are greatest country on earth. She used to not be proud of it. #Demsinphilly

 

#bandperry should have gotten liar.  Lied like a Persian rug and dog on porch song. Duh. #familyfeud

 

Yeah @JoshMankiewicz for "you don't wait, do you?" #dateline

 

Tattoo of him urinating on tombstone. I've heard it all. Sicko. #dateline

 

What killer makes a to do list? A dumb one. #dateline

 

They also prayed for the #tamu spokesman. #inaninstant that is sweet

 

As much as I love my alma mater and LSU football, I'm not chopping any trees or lighting any fires. #inaninstant

 

#brockmealer the 1% was all I needed (chance of walking) #RNCinCLE

 

What does that dr. see in garrett? #americangothic

 

#Theroadtohisheart is so sweet. #bachelorette

 

She'll be talking for two now. Howling #greysanatomy

 

Your self pity gland is incredibly swollen. #greysanatomy

 

Yeah for #buzzaldrin communion on the moon. #jeopardy

 

Ax on a train #germany

 

You got some creep to you. #americangothic

 

#viktorkee I wish one of the balls turned into a dove. #agt

 

U missed somebody dating 2 dozen ppl after 1 date? #bachelorette

 

#ut clock tower shootings 50 yrs ago today. How do I remember that from the age of 8? #youngnewsjunkie

 

His rap sheet was longer than a Sunday sermon. #dateline

 

Why is Hillary's arrow pointing to the right? #Demsinphilly

 

I can barely single agent. #timeless

 

Happiness can't buy money. #sharktank

 

Kaine is a smirker. Pence is distinguished. #vpdebate

 

Perhaps #rickiefowler should be next #bachelor #abc #rydercup

 

Would Fred get Wilma in real life? Lol #flintstones #todayshow

 

Dynamo kid. I want to try maple cotton candy. #sharktank

 

Yeah, now I'm thinking. #misscongeniality

 

#ChrissyTeigen keeps a note in her pocket that says John did it. I should do something like that. Watch too much #dateline

 

U can't invite 50 governors to Washington and take them to Golden Corral. #designatedsurvivor

 

#orderinthetank #sharktank

 

Dude reporting about marijuana behind bushes reminds me of #artejohnson #laughin

 

Congress could cheat on her (Hillary) and she would look the other way. #lastmanstanding

 

Are there no phones upstairs in the mansion? Cells on cam or the dead man? #americangothic

 

The unborn child is dancing, they said, with #sting performance #todayshow

 

Fifth Avenue to 1600 Pennsylvania. #todayshow

 

Ever notice how some of the detectives should be in broadcasting? #dateline

 

Several assassins have three names. #timeless

 

Ew DNA from prior deceased person on the table. #dateline even if u r dead they should clean these

 

Use him as a palate cleanser. #notorious

 

#marciaclark r u rooting for #oj to win this time? #plusone #emmys   Howling

 

Are we ready to make the #Emmys great again? Funny.

 

#jeb #uber #emmyawards hilarious

 

#bigAl is right. Laughing alarm would be a hit.

 

I can't believe I've never known #truman veep #dadsfavoritepresident #jeopardy

 

Hotel uterus is closed. #savannahguthrie

 

No flag pin on #HillaryClinton #debate

 

Swim out of the tank, you two. #sharktank

 

Had to look up the name. Tina Vanmoerkerque #deadlywomen

 

Wow on skull in courtroom. #dateline #nogloves

 

They let a girl whose mother was murdered serve on a grand jury? #dateline

 

My aunt had that jaguar they showed. #dateline

 

Put me in, chief. Deputize me. #greysanatomy

 

Co-prosecutor held hands in choking position for three minutes. #dateline

 

And there you go. Engaged too soon. Always on #dateline

 

Called that rupture. Don't mess around with this, people. Been there. Done that. ALIVE! #greysanatomy

 

I guess u can't wash the stink off trash. #greysanatomy

 

We're gonna find a way because there is a will. #DWTS #vanillaice

 

Good segue #savannahguthrie #todayshow back to Matt and Dylan and your little dog, too #keepthemruby

 

I shave one leg so when I'm in bed it feels like I'm with a woman. #garyshandling #emmys

 

Why do tv shows block out license plates?

 

Beets can change your urine color? #greysanatomy

 

Miss. State coach just did the chicken dance #msstvslsu

 

Let's Finnish the category. Lol. What a segue. #jeopardy

 

How did they stay in flight attendant mode? #911 #60minutes

 

Next time you try to be a Woodward, pick a better Bernstein. #DesignatedSurvivor

 

We'll see how accurate the #bonnieandclyde episode of #timeless is. Did they film in #arcadia ? I think #titanic would make good episode.

 

You're a rocket scientist. Figure it out. #timeless (most like retweeted tweet ever)

 

#timeless #neilarmstrong divorced. Child died of brain tumor. Saved a severed finger on ice.

 

No M's on Ohio State campus hilarious. They x them out in signs when against michigan. #espngameday

 

Every death in our national parks is investigated. #dateline

 

The bad boy spell. #Ncisnola

 

Love is blind. Deaf and dumb, too. #Ncisnola

 

The gnome u have guarding the door will not deter me. #bull

 

Did it have a hidden h? Dumb #thevoice who can't spell cornucopia??

 

You'd think a weather reporter would know how to pronounce wintry. #abc

 

An excretion from a sperm whale is used in perfume. #jeopardy

 

Verbal gymnastics #dateline

 

Mom says murderer has already taken enough from her. Not going to be bitter. These forgivers amaze me. #dateline

 

Dude must not have followed #jonbenetramsey case. #dateline #garrote

 

#liberty is a sweet name. #dateline

 

#andreacanning and I are both born on dec. 10. #dateline

 

App backtracks recording 60 seconds #safetydevice #todayshow

 

When I looked up she was there. #cokevillemiracle #angels

 

Teacher willing to be shot. Man willing to write check. #cokevillemiracle

 

Teachers, plz do not fall for the special surprise in room 4. #cokevillemiracle

 

Saw my old microwave in the #cokevillemiracle

 

Are you guys Redding ? Lol #Christmaslightfight

 

#Christmaslightfight must have games. Love that.

 

No license plate. We put a bolo out anyway. #ncisnola

 

You scripted this? Right down to the sarcastic clap. #bull

 

Your ethics are above reproach and every fourth text is to your children. #designatedsurvivor

 

Prank boxes, now personalized bags and tissue paper. #sharktank

 

Dang. Was hoping that spray on nail polish would work. #jeffrossen

 

I wish I could be a #toastmaster but chicken #nocourage #dateline

 

No sad reaction. Is she in one piece? Mentions class. Goes to gym. Says to forgive. If that isn't the weirdest reaction. #dateline

 

Without further ado do #hairspraylive

 

Go tell your mother she wants you. #hairspray

 

Carol lyrics shown on house. #Christmaslightfight

 

Living inside a kaleidoscope. #Christmaslightfight

 

The little house that sleighs the big houses. #Christmaslightfight

 

#HOhensee using purple and gold #christmaslightfight #geauxtigers

 

Sister love unfreezes the heart. #frozen