David Jeremiah
Jesus, I’m not going
to do anything unless we talk about it.
He will send you to
the right verse or person.
The globe will spin
under the axis of Jesus.
Jewish people stood
when they prayed.
Ephesians 1:3-14 is
the longest sentence in the Bible. He diagrammed it in Greek.
satan is the
counterfeiter of love.
@DavidJeremiah Devil should be pronounced with a long e
Jesus said it. I
believe it. That settles it.
The word of God grows
on you.
Put on Christ in the
morning.
Call to evangelism:
awareness, interest, decision, action.
Elizabeth Browning
sonnet. Did it come from Eph 3:18? I wonder.
Shepherds were not allowed to worship.
Joel Osteen
Gehazi. The man who
could have been.
From limping to
leaping.
God is not limited.
Moses was a Hebrew
living in an Egyptian world.
It wasn’t the enemy
stopping me. It was the spirit leading me.
God will wean you off
of validation from the outside.
God is not
intimidated over the size of your problem.
Let people run their
own life. You run your race.
if you make a move,
God will make a move.
Don’t waste energy on
worry. You are taking away something positive to focus on.
#Speaktheblessing
Thank you for
sustaining me is a prayer.
When you are weak, God will show himself strong.
God specializes in defying the odds.
How many times do we forget what God has done?
Other Religion
#700Club This is not my story. Guy who got tongue cancer.
Becomes a miracle.
#700Club God rotated someone’s tooth back into place.
#700Club From fear to faith. The lack of confidence is fear.
Homily
@Pontifex thinks hell is empty?
Your life fits under this news. #HeIsRisen #ChrisStefanick
#FatherMike Act in faith, not out of interest. Take off your
spiritual raincoat.
#FatherMike Lessons from parents. Share. Have Friends.
Manners. Pray. Don’t be lazy.
#FatherMike Ask. Offer. Accept. St. Francis de Sales
#BingeJesus
Don’t try to change His will.
#SisterCabrini sent to filthy site with no water and sees
not what it is, but what it will be. >100,000 attended canonization mass 3
decades after death.
Dateline, 20/20, 48
#Dateline We really did go on three.
#Dateline Done being unappreciated, taken for granted,
disrespected, unsupported, controlled, talked to any kind of way, abandoned.
I’m done.
@DatelineNBC where is
the cast tonight?
#Dateline Becoming a motherless child is a difficult task no
matter the age.
#Dateline Shot in the eye while awake. Hardly gets any
worse.
#Dateline Cheat Lake, W.Va.
#Dateline The ATL DJ scene. Didn’t know it was all that.
Money money money money.
#Dateline There had to be a sign. There had to be a clue.
#Dateline Evil comes in all shapes and sizes.
#Dateline A giggler could become VP.
#Dateline Blood on curtains, clumps of hair and a scarf.
#Dateline how many 9-month pregnant women commit suicide?
#Dateline That is one ugly Senate chamber. Geaux La.
@DatelineNBC Where Elvis got his start—Louisiana
Hayride/Municipal Auditorium. Home of Kix Brooks and the Speaker of the House,
Van Cliburn, Rose Center, Indy Bowl.
#Dateline I’m a clunker and I would have found something to
grab—the mom.
#Dateline Doctor hubs did not know she needed to be on her
back for CPR?
@DatelineNBC 1/3 Americans say they don't plan to have the
inheritance talk. Put it in writing. Don't let second husband get family
jewels.
#Dateline His mom is dog in his phone.
#ABC2020 I would have fought Goliath.
#ABC2020 Bad is the new good. Not falling for that.
#ABC2020 He uses Jenga, bubble gum, beanie babies.
#ABC2020 Bad spelling will get you every time.
#ABC2020 His brother dropped 20 pounds while searching.
#ABC2020 Thank goodness for hunters.
#ABC2020 About, for and by Jenelle.
#ABC2020 I never missed class at LSU until my last semester.
But they are so big, no professor would have known either way.
#ABC2020 Anything she says is better than nothing.
#ABC2020 cell husband ??
#ABC2020 Nesting dolls. Suitcase. Backpack. Wallet. IDs.
#ABC2020 Horses. Dogs. Walkers. 4x4s.
#ABC2020 #specialedition You’re dead to me. I’ll check the
obit.
#48Hours The Menendez brothers are married.
#48Hours He played a violin at her grave.
#48Hours She wrote the gov a letter every day for 9 years.
#48Hours She just remembers looking at three caskets over
and over again.
#48Hours Lost 3/4 of her blood.
Politics
#JesseWatters I don’t have a deep enough shovel (to dig for
what Biden has done).
#Moon The Ds don’t care if you live in a drug infested hell
hole.
A political cartoon used the polka to mock James K. Polk.
@SpeakerMcCarthy people running for city council get asked
more questions than her #truth
@DaveMcCormickPA looks like gd choice w W Pt, Bronze Star
Gulf War, dr degree Princeton, W's treasury undersecretary, b. in Punxsutawney
but opponent only comes out every 6 yrs.-his dad was gov. Believes simple maj
helps w women, voting, worker rts, guns. 98.6% votes w Biden.
@realMikeLindell
Loved your book! U got by by the skin of ur teeth. Going to say flare
prayers! Glad you got your hope match and found Jesus. The coincidences are
crazy. Your bereavement leave is the best!
@SpeakerMcCarthy as business owner was first to arrive, last
to leave and last to get paid. I don’t see Kamala working early or late and
she’ll make sure she gets paid if there is any money left.
No R has won statewide in Cal. Since 2006.
Vote for Trump. Write no tax on tips on diner receipts.
#WSJ is right. Being Potus would be challenging for a young,
vigorous leader. Much less Biden. #dontlettheoldmanin
Mike Johnson on Remain in Mexico. Biden says no can do.
Mexico doesn't want it. MJ says you are the Pres. You make the call. Trump did
it. Biden: things are different now.
@KarlRove your columns are becoming less and less
Republican. Was it not a late-night half-a— wish? It’s like you are on her side
now.
@KamalaHarris how many times do people have to tell you
Trump is not affiliated with Project 25?
#CNN that’s a non answer on her race. Smart and loyal. Laughing my …
#Fox #TedWilliams needs a #TidePen
@BretBaier #outrustbelt each other. Good one.
@IngrahamAngle kalamity kamality whatever. LOL
#Trump he was my first, second and third choice.
#Trump #RNCI could stop wars with a telephone call.
Donald Trump did not do Jan. 6. That’s all y’all have.
The Arnold Palmer comment was not good, Trump.
#Trump Joe Biden should not be shouting angrily at America.
America should be shouting angrily at Joe Biden.
Trump. We don’t punish prayer. We don’t tear down crosses.
We don’t muzzle preachers. We celebrate faith, cherish religion, lift our
voices in prayer and raise our sights to the glory of God.
I still think they should have forgotten the shoes. Let one
of them go back and get them.
@dbongino is so right. Block the line of sight. Don’t let
Trump go on stage.
#Fox #barbershop I’m here next to the President. I had to
look great.
Millions in tax refund checks get stolen.
@SarahHuckabee She got to bring her son to work day much
like Jill brings her husband to work day. Great line.
@SarahHuckabee Kamala
won’t and Joe can’t.
@mikepompeo he shuffles across the global stage. Good one.
Biden is juiced up, alright. With some energizer drug.
#JimJustice still has high approval. 6th most popular gov.
@bunnipounds and @700Club In Shreveport, we had a sheriff’s
race where a candidate lost by one vote. After some legal matters, we are
voting again on March 23. I will get your book.
#TheFive did someone just say manippleate?
@DougBurgum hap birth! Hope you get a spot in the Cabinet!
#candidatelivesmatter
@Corey_ComperGod bless you, sir.
Fed Adm on Aging advises that community service
organizations receiving fed grants to feed vulnerable elderly not lead prayer
of Thanksgiving beforehand. Unconstitutional.
#PaulHarvey We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed the unborn and called it choice.
@CharlesHurt I am
ashamed of my journalism profession. I would never ask a question handed to me
or edit out something if asked. Rules are being broken.
@DatelineNBC Yea. I was a legislative assistant to a
Senator. They do get threats. I called the state police and sheriff a time or
two.
Research is a team sport. #JFK conference
@LindseyGrahamSC
pulled a funny with Jesse. Sean, thanks for having me. Lol
I get mad every time I read #peggynoonan she called @SpeakerJohnson a bumpkin.
@JoeConchaTV Baaaa It’s the Clark Griswold presidency.
@IngrahamAngle You never put on a headpiece when you are
president. Someone told that to my state senator boss. It was Dr. Seuss. He was
reading to kids.
@KamalaHarris This is fake news. You, as usual, do not know
what you are talking about. Senator Pressly’s sister was affected by this
personally by her ex-husband trying to harm her. Go cackle somewhere else.
#danbongino Biden is like a daily finger prick.
#danbongino She can lie to Dems because they are stupid.
If Joe is “jet lagged” 12 days later, how can we expect him
to represent us overseas? Such liars.
#Vance They disrespect their own countrymen by letting
illegals in. That’s good.
@TaraBull808 He is not Joe. He is a body double and puppet.
I have said this for three years.
I hope Webster doesn’t change the definition of alien.
Y’all all know Joe is asleep.
Vaca days: Carter 97 in 4 yrs, Reagan 335, Clinton 174,
Obama 235, W 533.
Don’t California my state!
#jessewatters Stolen land, valor, nomination.
The Civil War filled many graves and brought mourning to
many hearts. Lincoln
@MELANIATRUMP answers to how big is her bedroom or bathroom?
“Comfortable.” How modest.
They got Biden a voice coach to improve his fading warble?
George Gascón, Los Angeles’ embattled progressive
prosecutor, loses reelection bid. Baaa
TV
#AGT I like the sand art.
#AGT Boy Singer and Balance Act. Mouth agape.
#AGT Man jumping inside the balloon hilarious.
#AGT She sang out of her shoes.
#Jeopardy Viagra can prevent cut flowers from wilting for an
extra week.
#Jeopardy The appendix story. No he did not audition same
day.
#Jeopardy To get the last word, people put pennies on the
grave of John Wilkes Booth.
#Jeopardy Why does she have a nail in her ear?
#GreysAnatomy It’s only weird if you make it weird.
#GreysAnatomy Intern on phone needs to go.
#GreysAnatomy He has early appendicitis. Take it out!
#GreysAnatomy You’re like a cold. I’ll get over it.
#GreysAnatomy l heard
a lot about you. Not like your social security number or anything.
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding I sign on to your crazy.
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding A day that will live in ugfamy.
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding How did you manage to keep that
riveting morsel to yourself?
@PatriciaHeaton instead of luggage, it’s a towel from two
weeks tomorrow in the hall during a tornado warning. My favorite
#everybodylovesraymond episode #AllWereSafe
#911on ABC When the Boeing gets tough…
#911onABC So glad he shaved. That thing was nasty.
#911onABC pre-Glee and post-Glee world.
#911onABC I’m your first. I won’t be your last.
#911 Honeymoon could be worse. Upside down cruise ship.
Amen.
#911 Say all the things I needed to say or hear the things I
needed to hear.
#HighPotential You need more interests than punctuality.
#HighPotential She talked to the printer which led me to a
page about printing your own photo props. Never thought of that.
#whokilledjonbenetramsey #netflix Note is magnum opus.
#PitchPerfect If at first you don’t succeed, pack your bags.
Bad dad.
#Elsbeth police police
#SharkTank Lori is a Sag. Me, too. She is born a day before
me. Different year.
#Oppenheimer Brilliance makes up for a lot.
@abc Do better #interrogationtapes break lines on a truck.
Really?
#MyDoctorHasMyChildsFace Did not know you could do DNA paternity
tests at home. 27 counts of fertility fraud
Miscellaneous
#husbandsayings I wonder how many deer I’ve seen die in my
lifetime. #outdoorchannel
#husbandsayings Because you never know when you will see a
loose board. She probably has a hammer in her purse.
#SavannahBananas is #HarlemGlobetrotters
Okla State will have QR codes on helmets to pay players.
3,000 products typically found in a 7-Eleven. Sold 153
million Slurpees in 2023.
Carrots. Watermelon. Blueberries. In Froot Loops in Canada.
General Mills rolled out an all-natural version of Trix
colored with radishes, purple carrots, turmeric in 2016. Next year reintroduced
the original after complaints.
Mail came on Sunday morning. Just looking at some of it.
Waste-filled balloons in Korea.
#MetGala Who wants to wear a dress that looks like it’s been
slept in for 100s of years?
Vending machines for charities.
Prisoners sue to see #eclipse
Deepak Chopra says pleasure is overrated. More important is
meaning and purpose. Pleasure is temporary. As long as you have it, then you
have unease about not having it. He spends 4-5 of 16 hrs. meditating. Never
bored. Has Vitamin-filtered shower.
How could one lady drink 3 daiquiris waiting on guy, two
Manhattans with him and red wine at dinner?
#WSJ Crimes of language column. She forgot politicians.
Airlines and Realtors beef up / puff up words.
Nearly half of Americans have a passport. I find that very
high.
Handbags that cost more than a 2012 Toyota? Saw in a story.
Not here!
#SeeYaLaterCalculator It would take you about 12 days to
count to a million. To 1 billion, 32 yrs. 3 of 2 people have trouble w
fractions.
@bamagirl_4_eva Urban Cowboy. Sound of Music. Gypsy. Mary
Poppins.
Colored engagement stones are up 65 percent, says Manhattan
jeweler. Individualism. These stones are less durable than diamonds.
1950s: There were 8 working age Americans for everyone over
65. Not anymore. Life expectancy in US was 67. Now 78. Interest on debt exceeds
spending on natl defense.
#BalanceTheBudget
Harvard has more fencers at Olympics than most countries. 53
nations w fencers, 42 from Cambridge.
Glad Apple Intelligence will only support English initially.
Unworthy because I'm childless is still irritating.
Lady’s daughter said #DEI stands for didn’t earn it.
A tomato costs $10 in the Hamptons.
#smilefirst
Turn ? Into !
@washingtonpost lost $77 million last year.
Success is his revenge. Yes.
#KLOVE laughter
doesn’t add years to your life but can add life to your years.
#kloveawards Only award he thought he would win is hardest
name to pronounce. Seph Schlueter. Name is really Joseph.
Some companies scaling back need for degrees.
Ancient Egyptian drs were 1st to explore and treat cancer.
Two skulls w tumors found from 4,000 yrs ago. Cuts were made in areas. Whether
alive treatment or to research - just wow.
Egyptians built prostheses & put in dental fillings.
#WSJ Who you know networking is back. It’s always been who
you know.
983 applied for tech job. Candidate who got it not one of
them. It was a referral from a woman he knew from past job searches.
I hate bullies. Letter to editor points out pre-cell and
Internet, it stopped when you got home.
Man’s TV broke. Actually listened to classical music and a
Cubs game.
Who would want lab-grown meat?
About 41% of Americans say they socialized with neighbors
once a month in 2022. Down from 61 in 1974.
I always keep my plane seatbelt on. Always.
Is counter-protestor a new word?
I do not accept depravity.
He is sheltering in a fallen tree.
A shoe alters brain chemistry?
Wash. school allows pride club but not faith club?
Women say there are more anxious, stressed, tired, worried
and pessimistic than men. Less likely to recall smiling and are in more pain.
I see nothing wrong with thin-girl clothes. What a stupid
debate.
@MerriamWebster Huzzah
1/3 of Americans have a tat. No way.
I don’t care for Crumbl.
There is a word for fear of airborne spheres. Sfairesphobis.
I have it. Especially at a baseball game.
Please tell me I didn’t just see valentines out at Pop
Shelf. Christmas first.
About 100,000 U.S. adults ages 65 and up remarried in 2022.
Double 1990. More Americans than ever will turn 65 in 2025.
Stampedes for food kill 32 in Nigeria.
Who just sets someone on fire?
Young girl wants old-fashioned typewriter!
2,792 La citizens don’t know their gender.
