TV and Movies
DATELINE
He said. She lied. #Dateline
What are we going to do tonight? #husbandsayings I say duh
watch #Dateline He says we sure are some partyers.
Having 3 kids from different women is not a simple life.
#Dateline
I have always thought I would meet someone on a plane.
#Dateline
Nothing was stolen. Obviously hubs did it. #Dateline
Her hands defy gravity. #wicked #Dateline
I've been murdering on the railroad all the livelong day.
#Dateline
Foot doctor with a golf club to the head at the pool.
#Dateline
There's always something in it for a snitch. #Dateline
She is a one woman #neighborhoodwatch #Dateline
Silly people, cell phones give ping evidence. #Dateline
Cancer faker. Pregnant faker. #Dateline #whiplash
1500$ pacifiers. I've heard it all. #Dateline
He went there. Whoooooo done it? #Dateline
Bills in the shape of I love you. I'm in. #Dateline
He calls Amber from the vigil. Sicko. #Dateline
A foot doctor owns 80-100 cars? #Dateline I'm in the wrong
business.
Tell me they did not hire actors for a 1 yr old party?
#Dateline
Who tells their 16 yr old niece they are having an affair?
#Dateline
This Cari wrote a fake obit for Liz. #Dateline
There was not an earwitness. #Dateline
I hope that bedroom was post cop search. What a mess.
#Dateline
Brave to leave your apt to help gunshot victim. #Dateline
Sandcastle treasure chest w engagement ring. So sweet.
#Dateline
#PollyKlaas name from the past #Dateline
3 range rovers, jag, 2 porsches and later a Ferrari.
#Dateline
Love the female detective w rosaries. #Dateline
I think Andrea has worn that before. #Dateline
Why did the chi o pin say tide when tenn is playing #lsu
#Dateline
What are you doing with yourself now? #Dateline Still not
getting a haircut.
The shot blew out Kitty's eye. #Dateline
Elton John and Prince once lived in the Menendez house.
#Dateline
Cool that police keep tat database. #Dateline
Who sleeps during his own trial? #Dateline
It doesn't appear any of the four have fathers? #Dateline
With one hand he held the phone, with the other her body.
#Dateline
Mistress driving wife Range Rover. Ugh oh. #Dateline
Nicole likes mechanics. #Dateline
He bought her implants & 5 carat ring. How does wife not
know for 3 yrs? And how does Bonnie not know he is married. #fixyourhouse
#Dateline
And that's why you get rid of the shovel.
#walmartvideosandreceipts #Dateline these "smart" kids and physics
major DUMB
Wait. She is not at her sister’s trial? Got text. #Dateline
Why didn't 911 check on the hang up call? #Dateline
Why isn’t Chanin’s maiden name on the death certificate?
#Dateline
Hanging up a death certificate is beyond weird. Guilty.
#Dateline
Break in and unscrew lights? Nutso #Dateline
He’s a peeping John. #Dateline
BULL
You got to make your Born To Run speech. #Bull
Fear is a weapon. Trial is a piece of theater. #Bull
Nobody is going to believe me if I ride the bus and sleep in
a campground. #Bull
Hide your endorphins. #Bull
Proud of my Machiavellian score. #Bull
Give me a stupid genius over a smart idiot any day. #Bull
I'm stupid. I'm not a moron.
#Bull great writing tonight
I put the voir in voir dire. #Bull
See what I'm doing. Trifecta. #Bull
I'm the Rachel of friends. #Bull
A little #vanhalen #hotfortheteacher #Bull
Not only can I be bought. I can be gift wrapped. #Bull
I am not window dressing. I'm the window. #Bull
Rustle her pom poms. #Bull
#wiltchamberlain really scored 100 pts in a game. #Bull had
to look it up
I said it was going to rain. It drizzled. #Bull
Tell me when to stop. I got a million of them. #Bull
This woman will do anything to win. She reminds me of me.
#Bull
Sometimes it goes 11 against. Tomorrow we will rest our
non-case. I’m busy. Great lines. #Bull
What is #Bull win record?
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR
Don't ask me. I'm the big picture guy. #DesignatedSurvivor
You really want me to feed that to the hyenas?
#DesignatedSurvivor
We can't have a bunker mentality. #DesignatedSurvivor
Come back and help me govern. #DesignatedSurvivor
I'm sorry for losing my temper, but I lost my temper.
#DesignatedSurvivor
Don’t sling mud. Sling hope. #DesignatedSurvivor
Here's hoping one day we can all row together.
#DesignatedSurvivor
The redcoats didn't have nerve gas. #DesignatedSurvivor
President Garfield had better numbers than you.
#DesignatedSurvivor
Running triage on issues. #DesignatedSurvivor love it
Relate. Personalize. Don't sound professorial.
#DesignatedSurvivor
South Carroll Parish does not exist. Couldn't have picked an
actual parish? #DesignatedSurvivor
And Gov. LaSalle. Shame on #DesignatedSurvivor
Can't help but wonder who is the #DesignatedSurvivor #jointaddress
can't wait til March 8 #whogotshot
Perhaps the #greenbrierbunker was ahead of its time. #DesignatedSurvivor
I don't think wreck was an accident #DesignatedSurvivor AND
When Alex called Kirkman, he would have answered the phone.
#nowhehashervoiceforever
NCIS NOLA
We cut the power. #NCISnola
The mayor sits and has her hair done before going on tv. Not
real life #NCISnola
I've taken that very photo. Back of St. Louis Cathedral
shadow. #NCISnola
We can compose the #hallmark card later. #NCISnola
They mentioned my place of birth. #mercyhospital #NCISnola
Have they ever even been to #Dallas #NCISnola I'll take
#Nola any day over big d which is overrated.
#onetimeinNOLA I sashayed from #bourbonstreet to esplanade.
#purina commercial says learn things #pride #NCISnola
#NCISnola at one of my fave places #thefairgrounds
If #EricBerry is watching #NCISnola now he is having some
#equinophobia
Seeing Bull and Pride softer sides tonight.
Was that dog juggling? #NCISnola
Bobby Brady out. #NCISnola
That's a really old license plate if it starts with H.
#NCISnola
A long #silkwood shower #NCISnola
#NCISnola on top of current events. #nolatricentennial
So #cinderella we
need to find who fits the shoe. #NCISnola
So the mayor walks up to the congressman w a poison drink in
broad daylight. #NCISnola
What was that song? Come on rise up. Artist? #NCISnola
SCANDAL
My niece said #OliviaPope looks for love in all the wrong places.
I played her the #JohnnyLee song. #Scandal
I’m not just #potus. I’m female #potus. #Scandal
Figure out your #oval. #Scandal
#Olitz #Scandal
#Huck In #Scandal he will be prancing around next week.
#niecesayings
Who plays the best #potus? Kevin, Kiefer or Tony?
It’s all missiles and treaties. #Scandal
My father used to have a rule. Never argue with anyone named
Bubba. #Scandal "I hate Bubba Watson, and I don't even know him."
You're not the helping kind. You're a snake. #Scandal
She called her Mels. #Scandal
#Scandal Huck should have watched #jeffrossen #todayshow
trunk latch story. Two words. #life #hammer #Scandal #musthave
Whoever did this is good. Then be better. #Scandal
Have u ever been to Sacramento? It's not Santa Barbara.
#Scandal
AGT
I had a ukulele once. #AGT
God bless you @evieclair #AGT
WARNING: You might not want to watch @MenWithPans in public.
#AGT Funniest act I ever saw. My cheeks hurt. My dog can't understand my
laughter.
Who is the best singer? #AGT girl who is deaf, woman who is
burned or boy who was once blind? All amazing conquerors.
This better be good or this audience is going to build a
wall around you and they're gonna pay for it. #AGT @howiemandel on fire
My parents were so poor they got married for the rice. Way
funnier than the guy they put through. #AGT
Digital magic. That's different. Simon is speechless. #AGT
it is the best season ever
The only risk is mediocrity. #simoncowell #AGT
#limbo new to #AGT and she's creative
My parents had that radio. #AGT
Can he win posthumously? #AGT #brandonrogers #doctor
Nick Cannon can't say #merryCHRISTmas so I'll do it for him.
#AGT
#JackieEvancho has a transgender sibling?
#AGT Tom London magic utilizes cell phone calculator.
GREY'S ANATOMY
I'm addicted to silver linings. #GreysAnatomy
I’ll go to a hospital that’s not celebrating Pioneer Days.
#GreysAnatomy
We used one of those in mini med. #GreysAnatomy
You're never ready. Record her voice in your mind.
#GreysAnatomy
The band is back together again. #GreysAnatomy
Using appi to fix throat. #GreysAnatomy
I'm on the edge of my tweet @abc #GreysAnatomy
SHARK TANK
I don’t want anything messing w my inner ear. #SharkTank
The greatest competitive advantage is knowledge. Go to
college. #markcuban #SharkTank
The avg woman does not spend 1 hr on her hair. #SharkTank
I don’t want to bury the headline. #arod #SharkTank
Now they have a roomba type thing for lawn mowing. #SharkTank
Find love thru hate. #SharkTank
I always invest in the jockey. Not the horse. #SharkTank
60 MINUTES
I would prefer to be the first Alma rather than the second
Mozart. #60minutes
Pieces of the bullet will always remain. #SteveScalise #60minutes
had no bp
#Potus is charged for groceries. #60minutes
#learnsomethingeveryday
The end of remembering is a fear #sandyhook #60minutes
We'll just keep getting up. #sandyhook #60minutes
40 percent get Alzheimer's after 85. #60minutes
House made of cow dung. #60minutes
BACHELOR
Nice product placement #buick #cascada #mycar #bachelor
Can someone plz give him a #tidepen #bachelor
Someone came in on a camel. #bachelor what day is it?
I hate flowers said only one girl ever. #bachelor
So one of them has an ex girlfriend. #bachelor
Why do they block out license plates? #bachelor
#NickViall once won #clue on his first turn.
I'd be 0-2 tonight. #bachelor cannot dance, would yak in
zero gravity.
Even the teacher doesn't know "for nick and I" is incorrect
grammar. #bachelor #notvanessafan
They did not touch their dinner. Donate to the hungry.
#bachelor
#bachelor that hotel is where I stayed on my honeymoon.
#nola
JEOPARDY
A selfie is of herself #redundant #jeopardy
I just learned we have floating ribs. #jeopardy
I’d go see water puppetry. #jeopardy
I think the Baton Rouge doctor got counterfeiting because of
Billy Cannon. #jeopardy
#Shreveport gets shoutout on #jeopardy
A chapel covered with bones? #jeopardy
Well, I'll be. #Apgar was a person. #jeopardy
Chevy Cavalier was that fuzzy rear dash car my dad had.
#jeopardy
All my rowdy friends. 1989. I’m old. #jeopardy
Cindy Stowell donates #jeopardy winnings to cancer. RIP
3 blind mice is a weird nursery rhyme. #jeopardy
@Jeopardy girl. Your pi is nothing. 3,715 by shreveport girl
in 4th grade.
These ppl never heard of #PeteMaravich #pmac #floppysocks
#gonetoosoon #pistol @Jeopardy #lsu
She said go big or go home. Missed final #jeopardy.
#husbandsayings to her GO HOME!
I killed it on #Latin abbreviations on #jeopardy today. 13 hours
in college, 2 yrs high school pays off. Tnx dad.
Check your family traits. You might be related to him. #jeopardy
#husbandsayings #iVANtheterrible
Carpe noctem. Well, duh I never thought of saying this, too.
#jeopardy
Banana slug is a weird mascot. #jeopardy
Just learned GOAT. Greatest of all time. #jeopardy
That was a gimme. #nola #katrina #jeopardy lady said Detroit
Beer by state #Jeopardy question #samueladams #boston
#huzzah
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention until end clue
reveal. Her outfit #snowwhite #wheeloffortune
He proposed with a word puzzle and now she is on
@WheelofFortune
I sell vowels for a living. #wheeloffortune
IN AN INSTANT
#InAnInstant and that's why u bring an extra pair of shoes
#mydad
A couple of weeks for a sketch artist to get the best? #InAnInstant
#getsecondbest
And this is why my family has a code word. #InAnInstant
Who breaks in someone's house and smokes? #InAnInstant
I tried very hard to not go to the ending where everybody
dies. #InAnInstant
Shame on her congressmen for not calling back. #InAnInstant
Never will I understand these #koolaid #kookaid drinkers #InAnInstant
Overnight he lost 16 pounds. Can someone explain? #InAnInstant
I’m hungry after murdering my girlfriend. #InAnInstant
Thanks for finally showing a prayer #InAnInstant
TODAY/NBC NEWS
And that's why I quit watching @NBCNews #chucktodd #liberal
our rights do come from God.
Cancer free would be the best two words on the planet.
#marlothomas #TodayShow
Dylan has on a red summer dress with yellow shoes in fall.
@TODAYshow
Someone tell #KathieLeeGifford that Britney Spears is from
Kentwood, not Kenner. @todayshow
What did you do to raise good children? I raised them on my
knees. #prayer #todayshow
People eat elephants? @TODAYshow
Who refuses to take fmly photos of a Downs baby? #todayshow
if there is anyone in #shreveport #bossier who needs this, msg me
Someone on @todayshow said he ate a moose's nose.
Aw. #alroker dad moves tree to his room when he had mumps on
Christmas.
Can't stop thinking about how #Hoda falls asleep by thinking
of a squeegee and window.
#alroker could donate those roses to hospitals, nursing
homes or veterans. Don't break the roses. #rosebowlparade
Get a new smoke detector every 10 yrs. They get dusty. And
don't be the man who takes the battery out to use for something else.
#jeffrossen
MURDER CHOSE ME
Dead eyes that follow you across the room. #murderchoseme
#shreveport
801 is not a #shreveport phone prefix. #murderchoseme
So you know, #murderchoseme There is no 93.1 radio station
here.
How do they protect other cars from the spikes?
#murderchoseme
SULLY/MIRACLE ON THE
HUDSON
#MiracleOnTheHudson movie was only thing I wanted for Christmas.
I learned #sully was a runner and he was #roseparade grand
marshal, that thru researching #jeopardy
If I were #sully I'd buy #pickthree #lottery 155 every day.
In fact, I might myself.
It's been a while since #newyork had news this good. Especially
w an airplane. #sully
I've always kind of wanted to work for #ntsb or #cdc #sully
I would have done it in July. #sully
Rested, alert and completely aware of my surroundings.
#sully
I delivered a million passengers over 40 years in the air,
but in the end I'm going to be judged over 208 seconds. #sully
A shot of #greygoose with a splash of water. #sully
A delay is better than a disaster. #sully #fortunecookie
HOUSE OF CARDS
Are u threatening me? No I'm enlightening you.
#houseofcards5
I trust ambition. #houseofcards5
The founding fathers can't think of everything.
#houseofcards5
The American people don't know what's best for them.
#onenationunderwood
Why do we pay for nice nameplates for witnesses before
congressional committees? #HouseOfCards5
Doug and I drive the same car. #houseofcards5
WISDOM OF THE CROWD
I suddenly think the ex-wife did it to help her career. May
look bad for an elected official. #WisdomoftheCrowd
I just plugged a leaky boat w bubble gum. #WisdomoftheCrowd
Love intro of #WisdomoftheCrowd w word “wisdom” gap amongst
the people.
ADS
Driving irresponsibility is a choice, not an accident.
#lawyer commercial
Yeah #Tostitos #superbowl trying to stop drunk driving w
#uber coupons and #qr code
KTBS did not spell ophthalmologist right in a promo.
#petpeeve
RANSOM
Tell your kids to check the driver of the vehicle who picks
them up. They get in by rote and it could be a kidnapper. #ransom
I'm not a big beard person, but #LukeRoberts is FINE.
#ransom
How do you diffuse a bomb inside of you? #ransom
20/20
What is wrong w this lady? Delivers 3 kids herself. Has two
others. #abc2020
CASTLE
Who puts a body on a ceiling? #castle never watched, now
glued
INSIDE EDITION
Unhinged girl raising daughter from prison. Did not know you
could. #insideedition
We had that stationery with the smiley face. #insideedition
#penpals
WEDDING PLANNER
The dollhouse proposal is the sweetest. #weddingplanner
OJ
Maybe the gloves never fit to begin with. #thejuryspeaks #OJ
I hope they dismissed the combative juror who hit another on
the head. #thejuryspeaks #oj
This is a smoker's lounge. Daycare is on the first floor.
#sag #marciaclark #oj
GREY GARDENS
Find a man who will give you a long leash. #greygardens
PYRAMID
Swing low, sweet Marriott made me laugh. #100kpyramid
JOAN OF ARC
It is not enough that God is on our side. We must be on his side. #joanofarc
When u have faith in God, u will have faith in yourself.
#joanofarc
PETERSON
The baby was found away from Laci. #peterson
There is nothing worse than lifting up a trash can lid to find
your daughter. #peterson
I was awake when it started and I've barely slept since.
#peterson #nightmare wow that got my attention
TIMELESS
What if u can't history yourself out of this? #timeless
HOLMES
Torture chambers, gas lines, selling skeletons (didn't they wonder
where he got them), trap doors, crematorium masqueraded by dr. #hhholmes
BIG LITTLE LIES
I will not be anybody's runner up. #biglittlelies
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS
Personally I wouldn't marry a man who proposed to me over an
invention. #meetmeinstlouis
MISS UNIVERSE
Surprised they asked #steveharvey back #missuniverse
#missthailand baggage fees cost $425. #missuniverse
Well, all of #northamerica was just eliminated.
#missuniverse
LIFETIME and HALLMARK
Well, that is a dumb show. Married at first sight. #lifetime
Hallmark Christmas movies under fire for spreading
'Caucasian cheer.'
GOLDEN GLOBES
Who are these people? #goldenglobes recognized 3
#genesis is a cool name #goldenglobes
THE SINNER
#TheSinner a waste of Wednesdays as of this sick episode.
Confused. He siphoned gas? They kissed. Where is phoebe?
#thesinner
CHARLIE GOLDSMITH
#thehealer @charliegoldsmith sorry about your friends; u r
beautiful, my dad had 5 strokes.
LIGHT FIGHT
Blue home should be sponsored by Kmart #lightfight
Sugar rush for my eyeballs #greatchristmaslightfight
Even our bird sings #jinglebells #christmaslightfight In
#Louisiana again. #alexandria
Now that's some blinky blinky flash flash.
#christmaslightfight
CLEANER
Stains have memories. So true. #cleaner
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
I'm just admiring the general splendor. #prideandprejudice
UNDERCOVER BOSS
Yeah for his making a bear with different leg sizes to
resemble him. #undercoverboss
Did not realize #PaintingWithATwist started in #nola. #undercoverboss
GOOD LUCK CHUCK
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
#goodluckchuck
Don't look at me in that tone of voice. #goodluckchuck
FIVE EASY PIECES
I'll go out with you or I'll stay in with you.
#fiveeasypieces
DOLLY PARTON MOVIE
I have that same box of candy right now. #dollyparton movie
OUTDOOR CHANNEL
What is the secret to happiness, I hear from the tv in
another room. I immediately think Jesus. Guess what? It's hunting.
#Outdoorchannel drives me nuts.
THE MIDDLE
It takes me a village to get me a girl. #themiddle
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
ARE?
I wish I could find my 26 times great grandfather. I'm at 5.
#wdytya
What I have not been awake for in my life? #jennifergrey
#wdytya
Noah Wyle gets surprising news about Baton Rouge ancestor on
TLC reality show. #wdytya
THE PARTNER
Don't coast on your charm. #thepartner
TO TELL THE TRUTH
#totellthetruth asked them to complete Roll ? One says plz don't
make me say it and said War Eagle instead. Lol #ihatebamatoo
APPRENTICE
Cannot watch #celebrityapprentice without @realDonaldTrump
HACKSAW RIDGE
Dead body as a shield #hacksawridge
ALL IN THE FAMILY
I'm drowning in #watergate #allinthefamily
JON BENET
I'm in hour 20 of having watched every #JonBenetRamsey
special. Now #cnn
#2016in4words #jonbenet murder still unsolved
Back issue of #ew magazine. Netflix working on #jonbenetramsey
documentary. " #benetthere "
