Fave TV Show Tweets 2023

 

Golden Bachelor, Generation Gap, AGT, Manifest, 25 Words, Jeopardy, Natalia, Night Agent, Shark, Alaska, Resident, Tough As Nails, Wheels

#GoldenBachelor Did I at least get a petal? Hilarious.

#GoldenBachelor I need poised on my bingo card.

#GoldenBachelor No one is attractive and many should not wear what they have on.

#GoldenBachelor has bad grammar. He said pulpable. Not a word.

#GoldenBachelor 3.7 million viewers last season. 10 million 18 years ago.

#SharkTank Robert’s had some facial work.

#NewAmsterdam beautiful ending and song #everythingworksoutintheend

#NewAmsterdam You get motion sickness going down an escalator.

#NewAmsterdam I short circuited.

#GenerationGap The dad had to go potty.

#NightAgent Biggest investigation since JFK. Me: Well, that’s not going anywhere.

#Jeopardy Three-named people. What about four-named people? Five if you add my married name.

#Jeopardy There is a gap year assoc.

#Jeopardy Dude might be spy for knowing German lower house.

#Jeopardy How do these bimbos not know #TerryBradshaw?

#Jeopardy No one knows hallowed from the Our Father but one knew fanny pack. This country is in trouble.

#Jeopardy Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt

#Jeopardy Did not know Bob Kerrey received the Medal of Honor. #todayyearsold

#Jeopardy Didn’t realize the placenta is an organ.

#Jeopardy Peter Roget struggled with depression for most of his life and the thesaurus arose partly from an effort to battle it. A biographer stated that his obsession with list-making as a coping mechanism was well established by the time Roget was eight years old.

#Jeopardy 1,000th crane to ask someone to prom is cool.

#AGT Fastest man on two arms? Best Box jumper. Smiler.

#AGT She is doing a handstand on his side pole handstand.

#AGT Female magicians are few.

#AGT I live with my disability. She waved with her feet. Beautiful smile.

#Manifest Jared or Zeke?

#Manifest Tonsil hockey

#Manifest We’ve done more with less.

#TheResident Given the choice between hope and action, I’ve always chosen action.

#ToughAsNails Why carry something if it rolls pretty well?

#FunnyYouShouldAsk There is a ballerina at age 85. Comedian: I loved her in the Hipcracker. Lol

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man hid in Cleveland zoo for year. True or false? Man, how ugly was this guy, asked comedian.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Man catches girlfriend on ghost camera. Now she's no longer his boo.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Leonardo da Vinci invented the resume. He needed to market himself. In 1482, he wrote a document outlining all of his achievements and capabilities and addressed it to the Duke of Milan.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Z was once removed from the alphabet? Howie says it would make it hard to see ebras at the o

#FunnyYouShould Someone has the gold and frankincense given to Jesus. BillEngvall But wait, there’s myrrh.

Question was about something written in blood. Joke was every word was a Type O.

And a man wrecked because he had JesusTakeTheWheel It was true.

#25WordsOrLess Seattle: not capital of Wash.

#Wheel Flight surgeon thought it was carriage proposal.

#AlaskaDaily Claire, you scooped me.

#AlaskaDaily Standing there you almost look harmless. They teach you that in Journalism School.

#GiulianiSeries He had to deal with the Mafia and Wall Street fraud.

#TheGameShowShow there was a serial killer on #TheDatingGame

I seriously cannot believe people can walk down the streets in New York smoking dope.

Even Worse Than Philly: The Baltimore Police Department Solves Fewer Than One-In-Four Murders

Fave 2023 TV, Movie Tweets

 

Bull

I could slap the nice day right out of him.

I’ve forgotten how cuddly you aren’t.

Let’s go Grand Canyon deep. I want to know every baby she kissed.

The upside isn’t as up as the downside is down.

It’s the blindsided leading the blindsided.

It’s the 11th hour. I’ll go to Pluto if I have to.

Thanks for that episode. Probably never thought how much PTSD is hidden by veterans.

A weather balloon to get rid of a knife. Genius. Unheard of.

Where are you, my government document?

Convictions make me hungry.

My stink might stick to you.

Like my stomach is on tumble dry.

Fresh air in New York?

You’re living rent free in that guy’s head.

Jeopardy, Wheel

#Jeopardy Appendage attached to secum and can cause a serious health risk. Me. Me. Blessed to live through a ruptured, gangrenous one.

I have a butterfly chair.

An adjudicator for Guinness. That’s cool.

You can carry antlers on a plane.

Used crossword puzzles for prom. And her employer did to convince her to take her job.

D-Day fighting was so heavy that 4% of Normandy sand is still shrapnel.

Man collects water from all over the world.

He dreams in foreign languages.

I’m 1 in 8 who has been employed by @McDonalds

That’s two game shows that mentioned Frosty today. #25WordsOrLess and #Jeopardy

How Japanese American internees formed Wyoming's greatest football team. #Jeopardy player wrote this

@Jeopardy I had that dress and belt.

There is a sports journalist on #Jeopardy named Pennant.

Pat Sajak just said #spinteresting stuff

FunnyYouShouldAsk and 25 Words or Less

#FunnyYouShouldAsk Tennessee Williams choked to death on a bottle cap.

#FunnyYouShouldAsk I knew St. Apollonia from experience. My new favorite. #SevenCrowns

#FunnyYouShouldAsk I just read that a bachelorette chose a criminal.

Louis/e Anderson you are hilarious.

#25wordsorless Clue was carryon. Someone said Underwood. Howling.

Grey’s

The surgeon who never lost a patient hasn’t done enough surgeries.

You two are easier to read than Leo’s Dr. Seuss books.

Do re me fa Jo was hilarious.

Dreams about seeing his mother’s handwriting again.

Saving one life means losing another.

Your residents look mopey.

Living with cancer rather than dying from it.

AGT

@donmcmillan wish you were a finalist. Funniest guy ever. 1 percent Parmesan = hilarious. The engineer with charts.

Quick change dogs.

Hot pepper spray and tacks.

#duorings She dropped him from very high, amazing.

A knife ladder.

Juggling #RubiksCube

911 on Fox

If you can’t speak, press any button. I always wondered how that worked. I used to keep a tape recording just in case.

They found a body under Athena’s parents’ house?

I approved his appendicitis leave. Yeah. No one wants that twice. I can promise you. Youngest patient to have appendix removed is Shane Chappell when he was 5 days old, in Charlotte, N.C.

A tunnel between two houses for neighbor lovers. Husband noticed ground shifting. This is partial #phrogging

The Resident

A parasite egg in the brain is still a thing. OMG.

Brian Kemp better win.

GG’s name is Georgianna Grace.

You’ll be rocking a very big boat. It’s an ocean liner.

Talking about planes, trains and automobiles while in hospice means they are ready to go.

They canceled an appi?

Is she a Capricorn?

New Amsterdam

There’s never a bad day to have a good day.

Skip the preamble.

Dull, sharp or throbbing?

Did I miss one? Helen went from not being able to talk in bed last week straight to speech therapy?

Anything you lost you didn’t need.

Fecal transplant?

She called Max shimmering.

Other TV/Movies

#FOX @kilmeade No one ever says to me where’s Brian. Does he want to dance? This is the song for Brian. I never met a dance floor that did me any good. You have to know your lane. #BrianKilmeade this is so me

#TwoAndAHalfMen I hope when we get to Oz the wizard has two brains.

#DominoMasters Domigeaux!

#DominoMasters Charlie’s Angles. Great name.

#DominoMasters I was a cheerleader so I can make decisions quickly and effectively.

@AFVofficial You should be ashamed of yourselves. That poor Chihuahua. Something else to boycott. You go out barefooted on ice on an incline for minutes.

#AFV Since when is something on fire funny? Never.

#AlaskaDaily Flood, truck flipped, captain’s hunting violation, overflowing homeless shelter, arts gala. That’s a busy day for any reporter.

#FinalStraw Champ Ion lol

#MrHarrigansPhone I want to be buried with empty pockets.

#ThingAboutPam What about the SODDIs? Some Other Dude Did It. 

#TheTrueCrimeFile Woman turned three bodies into soap, cakes and cookies.

#TheFatalFlaw anything #MattMurphy says…

#TheCon 74 and still a bachelor meets 33 y. o. Crazy.

#DontPickUpThePhone 73 cases in 32 states over 10 years where some fast food mngr did a strip search “for the police.” It wasn’t just a pay phone from the Winn Dixie across from the McDonald’s. Law googled it and found it wasn’t just his town.

#AbductedInPlainSight The child molester bought a fun center. So they don’t do background checks for that?

#AbductedInPlainSight Wait, she sleeps with the guy who abducted her daughter?

#FatherStu It’s not like anybody aspires to work in a supermarket unless they do. How about I put your lights out and you tell me if you see a star? You ain’t been west of Missoula.

#AdamProject Your Denver omelet is cry for help.

#AdamProject How was your not a date?

#ChristmasLightFight If the drag wins, I’m done with this show.

#PBS #BenFranklin He never was finished with himself. Church pews used as firewood.

#OrdinaryJoe You don’t get stuck in what is.

#SharkTank Absolutely love #GarageCelebrations

#Blowzee is a great idea. No bday cake for me anymore if someone blows on it.

Saluting M*A*S*H

 

M*A*S*H premiered on Sept. 17, 1972. I can remember many boring Sundays when I couldn’t wait to watch the show because it made me laugh. I still sometimes say, “I need a good M*A*S*H episode. What is your favorite episode? Who is your favorite character? (I didn’t like B.J. after Trapper, Winchester or Potter). My favorite that I will NEVER forget is when a patient dies on Christmas Day and Hawkeye turns the clock ahead so his family doesn’t have to remember that. Lt. Col. Blake’s final scene was only known by Alan Alda. The episode was described as like marching in a parade and then getting hit by a brick. I was so mad I didn’t get to watch the last episode in 1983 because I was covering M*A*S*H parties all over town for The Times. It was much later that I watched it. Well, Corp. Klinger was ahead of his time, wasn’t he? Wearing the female clothes. He actually served in the Korean War. The show had 109 Emmy nominations and 14 wins. Hawkeye wrapped up 25 nominations. He has been married since 1957. The actual war lasted three years, one month and two days, but the show aired 11 seasons. The finale remains the most-watched TV series episode in history. Parade magazine did a story and said Army boots messed with the audio. The cast donned sneakers and were shot from the waist up. Radar’s lost teddy bear showed up at an auction where a medical student paid $11,800 for it. He sold it back to Radar, now 79, who sold it at an auction for $14,307.50 in 2014. Radar is an inventor and owns patents for a special fishing pole and a toilet seat lifting handle. Loretta Swit has written books on needlepoint and watercolor painting  and is a longtime animal activist. The guest list on M*A*S*H included Patrick Swayze, Leslie Nielsen, Shelley Long, Laurence Fishburne, Blythe Danner, Teri Garr and Ron Howard. The cast ate pizza and had beer every Friday night. They would tell stories, play games and rib each other.  When they were called to the set, the connection was there. They stay in touch and try to get together for dinner once a year. For a show that ranked at the bottom, Hawkeye would joke that they were in the top 72. On the way to a restaurant to celebrate the end, much of the cast realized the streets were empty. It hit them that people were at home watching the finale. Also, they  never tried to forget that real people suffered in Korea. M*A*S*H, I salute you. “Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.”

One of the Best TV Episodes Ever

 

I’ve been talking up the 911 on Fox episode of April 27, 2020. It ranks in my top three episodes ever on a TV show. Buck, a firefighter, made a daring rescue and wanted to celebrate. He is still pining over his former girlfriend. Everyone at the station had plans, most with significant others, which he does not have. He went to a bar and sat next to a retired firefighter, Red, who was always consumed by his job. They became friends. Buck went to Red’s home and saw a photo of a woman from a long time ago. He inquired about her. Buck ends up finding out that her spouse died. He takes Red to her home to get them reacquainted. It turns out she has Alzheimer's and didn’t recognize him. He was kicked out. Red is mad at Buck. He has mesothelioma and a heart attack and goes to the hospital. Red, who has no one in his life, eventually forgives Buck. Red advised Buck all along, don’t work too hard and don’t have any regrets. When the man is discharged, in dramatic fashion, Buck arranges for firefighters to stand at the exit and salute and applaud his way to a seat on a fire truck, one last time before he died. The song, "Keep Me In Your Heart," by Warren Zevon, which I had never heard, is playing. I’ve played it numerous times a day since. Shouldn’t all of our heroes be recognized that way?

My other two favorites are M*A*S*H when the doctors arrange the clock so the soldier doesn’t die on Christmas Day so that his family won’t always have to remember that. And on Northern Exposure when Holling arranges a Christmas mass for his girlfriend, Shelly, though they were an odd couple. She was dejected that she wouldn’t have her childhood memories. They were in Alaska. She walks to a little church and it is aglow with candles and Hollings steps out singing Ave Maria.

Favorite TV Show Tweets 2021

 

Grey’s/New Amsterdam/The Resident/911 on Fox

#NewAmsterdam It’s like the man gets paid by the word.

#NewAmsterdam Did not know of LUCAS, external mechanical device that delivers chest compressions.

#NewAmsterdam I saw lint in the OR.

#NewAmsterdam Do you realize the rarefied air you are in?

#NewAmsterdam I think you’re allergic to a balanced budget.

#NewAmsterdam He’s like an undiscovered basement.

#NewAmsterdam I’m not ready to call it.

#NewAmsterdam No patient has ever wished an ambulance went slower.

#GreysAnatomy Pin the tail on my injuries.

#GreysAnatomy Take your turn to fall apart.

#TheResident You’re looking to pull a @GroverCleveland

#TheResident He threw his cell phone at a PA. He’s a walking court order.

#GreysAnatomy Uterus pushed appi up to liver on pregnant lady. 12 of 10 pain.

#GreysAnatomy I cut on Thanksgiving. Just not a turkey.

#911onFox I called their marriage not working two episodes ago.

#911onFox All shows need to stop with the bleach sayings. He didn’t literally mean it. Jeez.

#911onFox Buck’s bed date neighbor, the telescope neighbor, the playground neighbor. Just put it all together.

#911onFox That creep is playing #Jenga with Athena’s son.

#911onFox I don’t know how he survived that throat slit.

#911onFox Lions, tigers and spitting alpacas on Hollywood Boulevard.

#911onFox This solar power extension cord idea is genius if it works.

#911onFox It’s a thing. #berserkllamasyndrome is a psychological condition suffered by human-raised camelids, particularly llamas and alpacas, that can cause them to exhibit dangerously aggressive behavior toward humans.

Bull

Every challenge is a hidden opportunity.

You hired a marching band when I gave my closing argument.

I love the smell of genius in the morning.

Rudolph’s red nose is starting to fade.

Bull said dirty Laundrie.

I know I color outside the lines.

Ordinary Joe

He is a horrible singer.

Be bold. Go for it. Be brave. Put yourself out there. Make a choice and make it work.

Whatever you don’t deal with will deal with you.

NCIS/Manifest/Tough as Nails

#Manifest Totally gasped when that man accompanying them was shot. He was a good guy.

#ToughAsNails I really think you should let them pick new team names. That stinks.

#NCISNola Jelly beans mean not alone. Unicorn means scream. London bridge means falling down. #SafetyCodes

Jeopardy/The Chase/25 Words or Less

#TheChase unintelligent crowd, doesn’t know Mardi Gras

#Jeopardy from Belle Chasse to #Ketchikan.

#Jeopardy You’d think I’d know the House no longer has pages.

#Jeopardy Why did Matt lose? He missed more questions yesterday than the whole time. He knew medical terms and farming and final, I believe. Rigged.

#Jeopardy The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound used in films/TV series, beg in '51 w Distant Drums usually when some1 is shot, falls from a ht. or is thrown from explosion. Named after Private Wilhelm, character in The Charge at Feather River, a western.

 #Jeopardy A container filled with millions of Lego pieces fell into the sea off Cornwall in 1997. They are still washing up on Cornish beaches today.

AGT

Tell Storm to smile. Why would we vote for a sourpuss?

Sorry about the foible. Cool unicycle act.

Identical twin hates when the other calls to say she feels so ugly. ‘Twas funny!

I’m a sucker for a #QuickChange act.

Shark Tank

Read the room.

#FlaskyFlowers is misleading. I don’t think the flowers come with it for $20. And it’s dumb.

I cold emailed her. We just met last night.

I don’t do failure.

You guys are floundering.

Please tell me kids are not going to paint with fire.

#AlexRodriguez Narrow and deep. Not wide and shallow.

American Rust

I had no idea there were handkerchief codes.

Jar of 20 emotions. Pick one. Say what day you felt it. Or you can’t eat.

Is there a third of all?

#MauraTierney was shy but acting helped her manage it. Do your best creatively. Be shy later.

Poorly paid and underslept?

You ought to be able to grow up in a place you don’t have to get the hell out of when you turn 18.

Ghosts

Lights, farts from dysentery, music, breaking cups

I hate being walked though.