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Miscellaneous

About time for #Shreveport to have a good weekend. Air Show above, LSU Ladies going to Final Four, Burns and Toms winning golf, voting, Norton walk, Pro-Life van coming through, mission at church.

@club_birthday  Add #BobbyFlay to the mix with  @JoeyB @LawrenceBJones3  #SusanDey #EmilyDickinson

#BuzzAldrin I’d love if someone told me I was the whole #WizardOfOz package.

Houston janitor accused of spreading STD to multiple women via office building's water bottles. YOU ARE SICK.

School crossing guard retires at 91 after 50 years. Weighs less than 100.

@MerriamWebster I come across them all the time. Plethora, myriad come to mind.

Replying to @MerriamWebster freak (a word you overuse)

Haven't heard this one. Shakira discovered she was allegedly being cheated on by former partner Gerard Piqué via the missing contents of her jam jar. She was out of town; he doesn't eat it.

#Amazon ending charity program. Average donation to so many charities was $230.

U.S. has accountant shortage. No surprise to me. Last thing I’d want to be. Gag.

Denny’s restaurant sign falls on car in Kentucky, killing 1 and injuring 2.

Panhandlers don’t like classical music.

Virtual confetti is the way to go.

Doll with hearing aids genius.

Georgians curse with greatest frequency, followed by Maryland and N,M. Minn. is least swearing.

#JaydenDaniels took him to museums and the jewelry store where the Rams got their ring.

Just threw away a 36-year-old coffee cup.

#JFK OneDayInAmerica I wasn’t faster than a speeding bullet. Clint Hill

#TrickOrTreat Kids don’t like Dots, dad. Will you subscribe to my youtube channel? Here‘s the QR code.

Marriage involves a lot more shouting “I’M IN THE BATHROOM” than I originally thought. Retweet

Hobart, N.Y. 8 used book stores in town of 351. #TheVillageThatBooksBuilt

#TheFoodThatBuiltAmerica Country Squares. That name is atrocious.

There is a #Braille flag with the Pledge on it.

#PharmacistShortage what’s next?

And in Louisiana Realtors don’t have to disclose murders, ghosts or AIDS.

Thrilled beyond words to see a weight gain product.

Dave Isay dropped out of med school to create #storycorps

Painter Adam Elsheimer when buried left only a worn coat, a blanket chewed by mice, some cheap furniture, a pair of white boots. Couldn't support widow or 2 yr old.

MTM mom came down w bronchitis while visiting & she called Mt Sinai & Dr. Levine, on duty, agreed 2 examine her. When he later told MTM 2 call if problems arose, she asked if acute loneliness is gd enough reason 2 call him. He said he could not think of better 1 2 b awakened.

Hogs outnumber people in Iowa.

People really count diversity percentages in films and movies onscreen and behind? Had no idea.

Toilet paper was food.

I don’t think everyone fell in love with Amy Schneider or part of her like she thinks.

35% said they are somewhat or likely to offer lump sums to former employees in the next 2 yrs, up from 31 in 22.  40% take the upfront.

Co-parenting is also about joys of the park, hikes, outings, Sunday waffles.

#BenjaminHall They said as clear as anything, in front of my eyes, they said, Daddy, u’ve got 2 get out of the car — & I came back & I opened my eyes & by instinct, I crawled to the outside of the car & I managed 2 get a couple steps out when the 3rd bomb them hit the car itself.

Wyoming judge won’t hear Kappa case where they were forced to admit a biological man.

In 19, 57% of U.S. kids lived w 2 parents. Down 80% in 80. In 19, 60% of kids whose moms had hi schl degree lived w both parents, drop from 83% in 80. 84% of kids w college moms lived w both in 19. In 19, 38% of black kids lived w married parents. Not just about lightening load.

There really is a Sweet Home, Ala.

Woman wants her grave marker to say I’m With Stupid. He will grant it.

I hate bullying. Just read something about classmates refusing to sign the yearbook of a student.

Does flavored Spam make anyone want to eat it more?

Wait, a bearded man in a dress greeted kids at Disney. Make it stop.

19% of employers offer pet insurance.

Genius of #Pepcid to sponsor hot dog contest.

Harvard undergrads working in dorms, libraries, dining halls pushing to unionize.

Heard this somewhere today. You stop a kitchen fire before it becomes a house fire before it becomes a forest fire.

Now there’s a shooting on a simple bus ride.

102 yr old leads exercises four times a week.

Why are they called hemorrhoids and not asteroids?

@kimkomando sees her lost luggage in a newspaper photo !

BLM & related causes received $82.9 billion from corps. Walmart $100 million. Amazon $169.5 mill. Allstate $7.7 mill. Am Express $50 mill. Apple $100 mill. AT&T $21.5 million. Nike $90 Nike. Airlines gave too. Bank of America 18.25 mill. Disney $8.8 million.

Crawfish can be nuisance for La. lawns. Who knew? Can be controlled with drain opener product called Lye. 1 T poured into the burrowed-up dirt will get rid of crawfish. They don't eat 'em?

Since 2018, Utah, Virginia and Washington have passed Donna’s Law, registries for those who think they could become suicidal and don’t want the ability to buy a gun on a whim.

Bride Magazine Puts Hairy Man In Dress On Latest Cover

His new face still grows hair.

#September11 contacts burned his eyes, but still alive.

There is a cave rescue association.

Births decline in most states, 15% in US since 07 w 9% more women.  Last yr 2.8 workers for every SS recipient. Now 2.2. Median age women give b is 30, 3 yrs older than 1990.

60% of people who choose to haggle for a mattress succeeded. Saved a median of $245.

Anheuser-Busch stock down 18 percent since April. Baaaaa

#Doors We like to keep some more open than others.

We were taught to write at the 6th grade level in journalism. I wonder if it's 4th now?

I remember when @tobykeith didn’t win awards that he should have. Blake Shelton said if nominated for an award, “I hope it’s against you.” Funny. The Almighty has been riding shotgun with me, Toby said.

The avg. person sighs 12 times per hour.

In 1834, a frenzied mob attacked and burned a convent on nuns in Boston. None of the firemen present intervened and some joined the riot. :(

I will not try ranch ice cream. That is all.

No new job has gotten as much attention as NY rat czar. 10,000 applied.

Francis Scott Key served as a district attorney for eight years.

Sock. Made in America, he said. She said, I’m tired of socks made in China #xmas

I’m pumped, she said, as she opened Curel. Pun intended? #xmas

Is watching someone’s home while at a funeral not a thing anymore?

It is concerning that a school portrait photographer pleads guilty to child porn.

More than 40 percent of S. Korean women want their proposal in a hotel.

Sign says if you want to spend, earn.

I do not understand why anyone would want a razor with a scented handle.

Scott Pelley was a copy boy at 15. You were supposed to be 16. His entire career in search of truth began with a lie. He believes an aggrieved veteran injected errors into an obit published under his name that cost him his job. Who would ruin an obit?

Minneapolis police shrunk 35% since 2020. Funding for 731. They have 571.

Replying to @stewartcatheyjr This begs the question. Is there only one state nut?

I hope this nonsense of warming freezers doesn’t poison our ice cream.

Emmitt Till’s funeral open casket. #TodayYearsOld

Long time ago but just read that a 2-story float's top section crumbled, pinning sacks of cabbages and bags of carrots atop a rider who couldn't move and was injured.

More than a million Americans have been conceived through artificial insemination and in vitro fertilization. I’ve often wondered if some date each other unknowingly.

Learned the AF is discouraging the use of mom and dad.

Dude was in 2 plane crashes. Surviving is 1 in 11 quadrillion and 560 trillion.

If you haven’t seen the Jets kid, find it.

June marks the 50th anniversary of the Up Stairs Lounge arson at a gay bar at 604 Iberville in NOLA. 32 died. Officially unsolved despite being the deadliest crime against LGBTQ+ people in US history until the 2016 Pulse nightclub massacre in Orlando. #TodayYearsOld

BMW unveils car that can change color.

Hockey player skips Pride Night. "My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion," Ivan Provorov says.

LSU great Alex Bregman stops by to visit Liam Dunn, victim of deadly Brusly high speed chase

“LaSell Parish.” Might as well have said county, too.

Someone dropped a phone in the pool. Another says that’s why I see #FindingNemo every time you call.

Highest utility rate is in Niger where the avg. woman gives birth to 6.49 children.

Now saddles can be microchipped.

There were 133 opioid-related deaths among children younger than 3 in 2021.

General Motors Funds Transgenderism Efforts in Children’s Classrooms. Leaning toward Lexus now.

To Weather RI . This southern girl will play.

People who are cross-eyed are more likely to cheat.

Fool Proof book review. Nobody wants to play the sucker, the gull, the chump, the dupe, the hick, the loser, the fool.

Retweeted When I’m mad at my husband, I got to Target and spend money. When I’m really mad, I still?? something is missing

Ga. Did Bull - y TCU.

#Stay+ Run that marathon, former cancer patient.

@JasonGay I don't know that child's game either, but I think it's Minecraft. Not Minercraft.

Only in La. would your watch think you fell when you hit a pothole.

Column says Disney is the happiest place on earth except when you’re paying for it.

How does an emergency slide fall out of a plane?

Cameras on buses. Yes.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Steven Wright lol

She had the curious American relative pronouns: what the hell, why the hell, where the hell, who the hell, how the hell were the only ones she used. Christina Stead, The People with the Dogs