Favorite Dateline Tweets 2021

 

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Juries like DNA. And I hate the TikTok video of a girl mocking how to get out of jury duty.

He had 21 credit cards.

Still one of my all-time @JoshMankiewicz lines ever. Do you have a badge?

The crutch and cane would come and go at will. I remember from PI class that people on disability do commit fraud. I was pretty sure she was faking.

No one leaves dog tags at a crime scene.

Top Gun ring tone.

What if someone was escaping to a hotel and you were at that hotel? Like next door.

He’s a pilot? Some background check.

Someone tell that gentleman Joan is not drop dead gorgeous.

He identified his father by his eyebrows.

Of course she created her own podcast. It was all about her.

The moral of this story is don’t live in a duplex.

She thinks the police don’t know she is recording.

She still had her baby teeth. Call out the dentists.

He was a placeholder.

Is that the #gregnorman shark?

“Having a mother isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.” SICK FREAK. What did anyone see in you?

Friend looked at every serial killer.

I wonder if I’d have a tireless advocate.

She even looked at her brother as her friend’s murderer.

How does that group get non-profit status? Seriously. Anyone?

Smart son. Don’t sell that freaky silver. That should be a crime. And taking people’s money for some kind of spiritual discussion.  Bizarre.

She’s greyed out.

He experimented on himself?

Chad changed his name when calling the funeral home. But not by much. Dummy.

That was an ambush, said the man with the divine mercy symbol. Is it on his shirt or pinned on?

Her husband is shot and killed and she takes the kids to school and stops at Burger King on the way.

I don’t think he’d toss her because he is dumb enough to go boating in 17 degrees with her.

This one really is an edge of the seater. Great work on twists and turns @joshmankiewicz

Supposedly sharp Lonnie was called a moron by his friend.

Divorce is frowned upon but an affair isn’t?

First one to squeal gets the best deal.

The Mount Rushmore of legal mistakes.

Who botched that case? A first grader could figure she didn’t drown.

Only in Alabama #husbandsayings

All of the aces are gonna be in their places.

283 phone calls with shooter.

We should all have access to some kind of law enforcement crime sharing system before marrying someone. I simply don’t see what any of the six saw in this creep.

Who takes pics of a dead body? Especially her husband’s?

She’s a corpse in the bed. And the teen reads to it.

How many people really believe a secretary flies on AF2?

Husband called it. Girlfriend.

The 3 daughters in red, white and blue.

Smart to get all the variables off the table. No food!

@Dateline “their” on their way out there. Really?

Psychopath All Caps!

Did I call it or what?

You are a deformed outgrowth. A painful appendix.

I am your knight in shining armor. I just forgot the horse.

911 recordings start with the ring of the phone.

“It was a miracle.” I don’t normally lol during #Dateline but when I do it’s when the husband who didn’t know his gf address is there when cops show up and his wife is missing. WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

ABC2020

I would not think of calling the governor. The media, yes.

Wait. The marriage date was the funeral date?

3,000$ from VA decades after he only served two years. Schizo. His transcript was fake. On parole in med school.

Who sends his child into the bathroom to check on the mother who he knows he is underwater?

Did you know there is a Training Institute on strangling prevention?

Why doesn’t #LisaBeamer ever participate/be interviewed/speak out? I would love to interview her more than anyone in the world.

Never settle for staff. Go to the top.

Protective of his own kids, but kills others. He called it cubing. Like different sides.

All of our attorneys were there (at the wedding).

Paint brush used to sexually assault her.

Find Gabby and True Crime Story and Nancy Grace

#FindGabby A random killer would not be texting her mom if it wasn't her texting and I don't believe it was.

#NancyGrace No metal detectors. No grid search. #BrianLaundrie

If #BrianLaundrie vehicle was found where his body was later found where it was once underwater, why wasn’t that water searched earlier?

I wouldn’t want to resemble #BrianLaundrie right now. Poor guy who does.

I make my livin' off the evenin' news Just give me somethin', somethin' I can use. We hate #BrianLaundrie

#NancyGrace #Murdaugh Steve Smith’s car was found 3 miles from his body on road.

#TrueCrimeStory Who would you go after first? Your husband having an affair with your sister or your sister having an affair with your husband?

#TrueCrimeStory You had me at @WaffleHouse

#GreatEscapes The shoe switch.

48 Hours

It fuels you is a weird word choice.

It’s just on, not really watching because I thought it was a rerun. Shan Tae sp? had appendectomy and symptoms are similar to poisoning. Key word I always hear #appendectomy

“He was framed.” Baaaaaaa OMG. I did not know Chad was a professional grave digger.

Tylee is burned and JJ was fully duct taped.

Sad story but the fire marshal is at fault.

The noise reducing foam was liquid fire. 9 times in 90 seconds. He saved people. Kind of like #redbandana guy. Amazing a cop could hear her at the window in a fire. Raining black fire.

Heartbreaker to see DA and dad cry.

His eyes danced.

#LindasStory she mattered

4147 was the last four digits of my childhood phone number.

Camera starts working day after murder. He drugged her, too.

Struggling to get out a pet crate for an hour and a half? Nope.