I narrowed my many 2016 Tweets down to about 575 favorites. I usually put them in my Chritmas Treebune, but they would not fit. I broke them down in categories and blogged them this year. See more categories below.
Here's Miscellaneous:
I found a Nerd in my shoe. Also weird to find half of a pen
in your boot.
Did not know there was a patron saint of religious freedom.
#stthomasmoore #52weeksofmercy
Reuniting military dogs with their war soldiers is heartwarming.
A golf course has a pew? #usopen
This girl needs to be on #solesurvivor #readersdigest plane
crash. Bitten, burned, hungry, cold, achy, wet, asthmatic. She made it!
Ew. Ad for cod liver oil in a smoothie.
Ppl ask park rangers if they turn on the waterfalls.
#heresyoursign
I'm going to be the best Mavo I can be!
There's no hope in #Alzheimers no remission, recovery. No 1
says he beats it.
Dude, "people in the ground" aren't lonely for
#Pokemon people. #nbc #cemeterywelcomesthis
As #garthbrooks would say, "I'm gonna send my love down
to #batonrouge."
Thank you, Martina. Needed that. "Just Around the
Corner."
These stockings may be empty, but they are filled w love.
Poor family's Christmas story
#potus has issued more half-staff flags than others. 66 to
W's 58. Done for Mrs Reagan, Scalia, Ted Kennedy and mass shootings.
104 yr old #greedyforlife love it
Just wondering how u would teach ghost hunting online.
Ew on freezer deaths. Keep a phone in there. Ax, too.
We don't serve your kind here, the bartender said to the
mushroom. "Why? I'm a fungi." Lol
Blue ain't your color best #keithurban song ever.
I suddenly have a fascination w Lt. blue. Church and tv
wearers.
People going to work, at churches, schools, universities,
theaters, marathons, reporter on air, airport, nightclubs. #themadnessmuststop
I'm one of them, but could the media plz let the surgeon go
save lives? #orlando
This lady wants to eat her placenta in encapsulated form.
What's for dinner?
Some day we will look back at this and laugh.
2 fish and 5 loaves in prayer that opened #senate today.
Yeah Ga. for blocking do-it-yourself eye exams.
I'm a #kidadult
#husbandsayings the fake plant needs water.
Have not been to a movie in a year. #lafayette
Date a Lois a little more in his lane. lol
Seek quiet and fluttery, twittering, jittery disturbances
will be wiped away.
Deliberately act counter to what u r now and u can develop
into what u want to be. #nvp
Funny joke that next year's @WhiteHouse
#correspondentsdinner will be pd 4 by Mexico.
Winner of natl handwriting contest has no hands.
5 #planets retrograde!
#dunkindonuts I did want my change even if it was
#twocentsworth don't assume
Does worry cause people not to sleep or does not sleeping
cause worry?
Witnessed 3 errors in 1 news story.
This Bible Was Found Melted To A Piece Of Steel From 9/11
Ground Zero.
Same thing happened when I managed Remington. Filled app out
and came back and robbed in same outfit. I remembered.
#arnoldpalmer rip
Weird seeing my old house w an a&m flag.
The burned dog is painfully sad.
Luv my niece's wedding # #legallyunderwood 2 lawyers to be
Cartoon in front of colosseum. I came. I saw. I selfied.
Feet were really dirty back in the day. #dust #Jesus
#washing
Someone just went all #patrickhenry on me.
I lost three beautiful fingernails on the same day. My own.
Man calls 911 asking for vodka. #INQUISITOR
Fish on sidewalks. #Louisiana this flooding is sad
#onlyinlouisiana legislature discussing taxes on #mardigras
beads
Astronaut Neil Armstrong's giant leap for mankind changed
our world. Hope you're making the most of your #LeapDay!
Paying $24.20 for a box of checks is highway robbery.
#WordPower #readersdigest only missed 1 #personalbest
#latinscholar :)
I can hear #thompsonsquare from my house.
#redriverballoonrally
#Randomthought. Who would buy a black cat?
You might be a redneck if you are on the same limb you are
cutting down. For #jefffoxworthy
#ihop is my age
I say be careful of food brought to police in supposed
kindness. You just never know.
Not necessary to be a mom to be a leader.
#femaleprimeminister
The right is to PEACEABLY assemble. #firstamendment
Crazy story about man lost at sea 11 months. Ate his nails.
Fought so he could tell his story. Pretended his friend didn't die 6 days.
College grads look happy 4 ppl who will never have summer
off again. #readersdigest
Wherever @LSUCoachMiles goes his sports info director goes.
"Because he's getting in a good door."
I got on God's train and started to see the light.
#HerschelWalker #IndyBowl
Well, that is sad. Overcame childhood cancer and murdered
while studying abroad. Friend says #youweretoogoodforthisplace
Contemplate no possibility of failure. #fortmorgan 1 of my
fave 4th memories
1 ft of water can wash your car away.
Teen Dedicates Life To Finding World War II Combat Veterans
#doggles is a cute name for puppy glasses
Can't imagine 911 operator hanging up on 1,000s on purpose
and it taking this long to come out. Once would be enough for dismissal. #loser
Journalism is supposed to be about telling you something
about where you weren't. #rush
Believe me, I don't want to invade her space.
@realDonaldTrump on Hillary at #debate
Surprising polling places: pool hall, laundromat, Vietnamese
restaurant, Beverly Hills hotel, skating rink. Governing Magazine
Shameful to raise hotel rates, gas, water in Florida.
#hurricanematthew
Mark David Chapman is another assassin w three names.
Truck plunges off San Diego bridge into festival crowd
horrendous.
Every corrupt $ in #beltway is put there by somebody.
#oswaldconference #rogerstone
#rogerstone #oswaldconference @realDonaldTrump can't be
bullied, not a member of the fraternity
Can't resist donating to #Haiti ever. Candy sale at church.
#keepthechange
A yr ago I fell in love w #templespa at #crowneplaza for
conference. It's going on again this weekend.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Kit Pharo
Calif. law allows marriage vows over the phone. Jeez.
I would not take #ryanlochte image rebuilding account. Just
sayin.
Happy 100th to #nationalparks
Americans did not celebrate the good enough canyon or aim to
be second on the moon. #verizon
#achybreakyheart is 24
One day you will become Miss America. Milkman told young
girl every Tuesday. In car wreck w facial stitches.
Called that possibility, too #mysteryinparadise #sisters
#carbonmonoxide
Wis. families fight drug addiction thru obits. I always want
to know how people died, especially younger ones.
No such thing as a perfect home, home builder spokesman
said. WHA????
Mom kicks 7 yr old out of house for voting for trump at
school.
Owner of #greenbrier wins W.VA. gov.
Who stands up with their eye doctor in a hall to get a
diagnosis? #restasis
Woman ripper, 68, murdered, chopped up and ate 14 victims.
The past is a reference pt., not a residence. Bill Heffernan
Just when I thought I was getting close to Ore. we have the
Pence plane incident, the drunk pilot and the mysterious crew illness.
It smells like cinnamon and raisin toast outside.
If I didn't already like #Popeyes enough, the jazz music
adds to it.
Woman wears wedding gown every anniversary. Golfing. Eating
out. Etc. I like the idea.
Virginasee or tennevirginia? Vote.
Would you #Nola #trump protesters quit destroying monuments?
Thank you.
I sent a #telegram once in the 90s cuz I thought it would be
cool.
Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4 is funny.
#AlSmithDinner
Barber gives discounts for kids who read in chair. Awesome
sauce.
Cool pic of everyone on plane watching debate.
They are like night and day, black and white, wrong and
right. #debatenight
62-year-old woman in Spain gives birth to third child.
Kid names his scabs. Ew.
Love #goBR slogan of #stickaround
Bride Waits 2 Years for Dad to Recover From Burns So He Could
Walk Her Down the Aisle
When you forget a day of your #novena is it like medicine
and you do it when you remember? #catholicproblems
Is Ruby your new mechanic? She has grease all over her.
#husbandsayings
Couple tie the knot 52 times across the globe.
#RudyGiuliani: When they come to save you, they don't ask
whether you're black or white! They just come to save you!
Cancer Patient Beaten to Death Outside of Illinois Treatment
Center :(
I'd love an internal car vacuum.
Remains of Pearl Harbor's hero priest identified after
almost 75 years.
Diabetes device can be breached by hackers. Sick.
93-year-old veteran completes three-year run across U.S.
Sick of seeing wounded Syrian kids.
Girl asked her pastor dad why he bows before sermon. He said
he asks God to assist him. Then why doesn't he answer, she replied. :)
Amazed by the forgiveness of the man who lost his wife from
the real bullets in the citizens police academy. #truechristian
3 amusement park mishaps in a matter of days defeats the
odds. Water park, Ferris wheel, roller coaster.
#jfkjr failed bar due to reading disability and not asking
for extra time deserved so it wouldn't look like he got extra treatment
#frostythesnowman all-time fave. My mom would add my name after
he said happy birthday. Prob aired on my bday a lot. Bet I've seen it 58x.
#Thanksgiving plate had recipe from every relative except
me. Sadly #notachef #notmything #probablyneverwillbe
#eastoncorbin is a cutie. Why haven't I noticed before?
#macysparade
#mrpeanut is 100
Wonder if they could find someone who was at first parade to
interview. Surely @Macys
My only duty. #whomadethesalad #thanksgiving
Department of Justice Fines Sheriff Department for Hiring
Only US Citizens
Tenn #powerball winners salt of the earth. Congrats!
Feces have been thrown at #timtebow while visiting prisons.
#shaken said walking on death row was like walking around in a weighted vest.
3 yrs after #timtebow wore John 3:16 he threw 316 yds, yds
per completion were 31.6, time of possession was 31:06. Ratings were 31.6
million.
94 million ppl googled John 3:16 when it was #timtebow eye
black in 2009 natl champ game.
#marquisdelafayette made a tour of all 24 states. I've got 3
left. #magnetceremony @Jeopardy
#drdentoncooley must have taken care of his heart to die at
96 #begracious while operating.
Undercook the #turkey and u r never asked to host again.
Invite "orphans," deliver to friends at hotels and hospitals. Don't
eat a hot dog.
Wanted man pops out of trunk.
God is on your team. #timtebow #shaken
My relatives came over on the #aprilflower, one month
earlier. #snl
#Katiecouric father was also journalist.
Add without getting in the way is a good way of putting
emceeing. #macysparade
First children don't attend turkey pardon.
Decorative traffic jam #losangeles
Get rid of all the gloomy thoughts. Think good, bright ones.
Like Christmas. #cancer patient who had secret goal for pageant #pulleditoff
#McDonalds really is america's best first job.
#woudyoulikefrieswiththat
#fomo just learned fearofmissingout
So #lho usually visits marina on Friday but goes on
Thursday. Leaves his wedding ring. Day before assassination. #jfk
Parents stop shooter son.
#BigMac founder dies
Baseball players have a meal allowance?
Saw a tombstone in the shape of a jersey. #losttheirteenson
Did not know #Margaretmitchell was killed by drunk driver.
Every day at Clinton house is Halloween when one of them
smiles. Lol. #rush
#husbandsayings one of the best things u taught me was buy
cheese not individually wrapped.
The first person to survive Alzheimer's is out there. Let's
hope.
#CaseyKasem wife had boyfriend move in. #pieceofwork
whereabouts unknown #stopelderabuse
Every day can't be #Sunday because then it wouldn't be
special.
Another foot of snow forecast ... in Hawaii.
Never seen a huge #frosty tree topper #belk
Congrats @realDonaldTrump #timepersonoftheyear defying the
odds
#orangeroom #SavannahGuthrie will deliver on Dec. 10, my
bday.
The South Pole is double the altitude of Denver. #buzz
Dumbest proposal ever w police.
We will say #merrychrstmas again #realdonaldtrump
The #muttcracker
Falalalalalala Ca Ching
My mom would be saying right now: you are in your 60th year
If you build it, they
won't come. #trump #batonrouge sign
Most common dump day is Dec. 11.
#JohnGLENN broke the news of #bobbykennedy death to his
children. That may have been one of his hardest jobs.
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