He proposed to his wife on the back of a jigsaw puzzle that
he waited for her to make. #jeopardy
It was a circus of weird. #dateline
#jojo has the cutest clothes. Every darn outfit.
#bachelorette
Plus on hot days I can walk in her shadow. #themiddle
I wish I felt a
million dollars! #wheeloffortune
Bed bath and between #themiddle
Retired person wins entertainer of the yr #cmawards50
#jeopardy player loves the ;
#DennisRodman is my #Avon lady. Hilarious. #totellthetruth
The four seasons all have the same number of letters.
#wheeloffortune
#AGT seriously needs categories. Singers. Choirs. Dancers.
Comedians. Magicians. Outdoors. Gymnasts. Circus.
I'm getting a mixed message here. The mat says welcome.
#lastmanstanding
Omg the old man #agt howling
You don't have a franchise on grief. #gameofsilence
If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time
tonight. #prettywoman
I have some good news and some good news. Love that line.
#gameofsilence
You're a detective, ain't you? Detect. #gameofsilence
Dumb #jeopardy ppl did not know #vancliburn #Shreveport
You don't meet a girl like that every DYNASTY. #Mulan
They did not forget the #jellybeans #killingreagan
#husbandsayings must be dead Presidents' Day due to
#killingreagan and #oswaldconference
Aced #historyofpolkadots #legallyblonde
I never thought about who called Rose Kennedy? #alltheway
#attilathehun died of a nosebleed on his wedding night?
#jeopardy
#greysanatomy getting soft side. No plane crash, bomb,
sniper, etc #sears
Luv the citi cash card commercial. Vague text. Wait two
days.
Well, he could use some sun. #greysanatomy
#maine does not have that many reporters. #thefamily
#andidorfman operated on 2 speeds. Silent or angry.
Bacon a cardiothoracic hand grenade. #greysanatomy
Omg @patriciaheaton just liked my tweet #themiddle
Gambling is a weird side effect #abilify
Still obsessed w #Midlothian #fitness murder. Chime in...
future #dateline
Did @NBCNightlyNews just use caveman font on equal pay! Yes,
they did.
No flag on #kasich #debate
Drop the mic and walk away #greysanatomy
Patient says she's coughing and stomach hurts then that she
is pregnant. Dr. April says she #buriedthelede #greysanatomy
Yeah for #coinstar accuracy #rossenreports
Marla maples violated trump marriage agreement by turning
30. Hilarious. #snl
Whhhhhhhhooooooo did it? The owl at the chi o mansion.
#dateline
Veterans suicide hotline goes to voice mail. Shameful.
#MarcoRubio
My mother could not stand Jack Webb. #peoplevojsimpson
1 of 4 pres get shot #houseofcards
Will not buy a Nissan because commercial ran down snowmen.
I will never forget that photo of #nancyreagan kissing her
husband's flag-draped coffin.
April says to Jackson she is not changing her name. He says
"that's not really a thing for me." #greysanatomy love it
I have that chess set. #peoplevojsimpson
Batman and Robin Wright. LOL #Wheeloffortune
It was when the #wizardofoz turned to color. #dateline boy
meets girl
Things that have the initials bs. #100kpyramid My dad.
Brussels sprouts. Banana split.
I raise my hand every time the #McDonalds commercial comes
on.
#GhostSwing is really moving now!
I bet #laurabush wants to have words w this #jeopardy guy
who thinks she was old enough to invest in a radio station in 1942.
Gave fiancée photos of places they'd been except last stop.
#uniqueproposal #jeopardy
Finally they show someone praying on one of these.
#inaninstant
#agtdorothy u r never too old to be what you might have been
#gypsy #babyjune #everthingscominguproses #gottahaveagimmick #agt
Now #flotus says we are greatest country on earth. She used
to not be proud of it. #Demsinphilly
#bandperry should have gotten liar. Lied like a Persian rug and dog on porch
song. Duh. #familyfeud
Yeah @JoshMankiewicz for "you don't wait, do you?"
#dateline
Tattoo of him urinating on tombstone. I've heard it all.
Sicko. #dateline
What killer makes a to do list? A dumb one. #dateline
They also prayed for the #tamu spokesman. #inaninstant that
is sweet
As much as I love my alma mater and LSU football, I'm not
chopping any trees or lighting any fires. #inaninstant
#brockmealer the 1% was all I needed (chance of walking)
#RNCinCLE
What does that dr. see in garrett? #americangothic
#Theroadtohisheart is so sweet. #bachelorette
She'll be talking for two now. Howling #greysanatomy
Your self pity gland is incredibly swollen. #greysanatomy
Yeah for #buzzaldrin communion on the moon. #jeopardy
Ax on a train #germany
You got some creep to you. #americangothic
#viktorkee I wish one of the balls turned into a dove. #agt
U missed somebody dating 2 dozen ppl after 1 date?
#bachelorette
#ut clock tower shootings 50 yrs ago today. How do I
remember that from the age of 8? #youngnewsjunkie
His rap sheet was longer than a Sunday sermon. #dateline
Why is Hillary's arrow pointing to the right? #Demsinphilly
I can barely single agent. #timeless
Happiness can't buy money. #sharktank
Kaine is a smirker. Pence is distinguished. #vpdebate
Perhaps #rickiefowler should be next #bachelor #abc
#rydercup
Would Fred get Wilma in real life? Lol #flintstones
#todayshow
Dynamo kid. I want to try maple cotton candy. #sharktank
Yeah, now I'm thinking. #misscongeniality
#ChrissyTeigen keeps a note in her pocket that says John did
it. I should do something like that. Watch too much #dateline
U can't invite 50 governors to Washington and take them to
Golden Corral. #designatedsurvivor
#orderinthetank #sharktank
Dude reporting about marijuana behind bushes reminds me of
#artejohnson #laughin
Congress could cheat on her (Hillary) and she would look the
other way. #lastmanstanding
Are there no phones upstairs in the mansion? Cells on cam or
the dead man? #americangothic
The unborn child is dancing, they said, with #sting
performance #todayshow
Fifth Avenue to 1600 Pennsylvania. #todayshow
Ever notice how some of the detectives should be in
broadcasting? #dateline
Several assassins have three names. #timeless
Ew DNA from prior deceased person on the table. #dateline
even if u r dead they should clean these
Use him as a palate cleanser. #notorious
#marciaclark r u rooting for #oj to win this time? #plusone
#emmys Howling
Are we ready to make the #Emmys great again? Funny.
#jeb #uber #emmyawards hilarious
#bigAl is right. Laughing alarm would be a hit.
I can't believe I've never known #truman veep
#dadsfavoritepresident #jeopardy
Hotel uterus is closed. #savannahguthrie
No flag pin on #HillaryClinton #debate
Swim out of the tank, you two. #sharktank
Had to look up the name. Tina Vanmoerkerque #deadlywomen
Wow on skull in courtroom. #dateline #nogloves
They let a girl whose mother was murdered serve on a grand
jury? #dateline
My aunt had that jaguar they showed. #dateline
Put me in, chief. Deputize me. #greysanatomy
Co-prosecutor held hands in choking position for three
minutes. #dateline
And there you go. Engaged too soon. Always on #dateline
Called that rupture. Don't mess around with this, people.
Been there. Done that. ALIVE! #greysanatomy
I guess u can't wash the stink off trash. #greysanatomy
We're gonna find a way because there is a will. #DWTS
#vanillaice
Good segue #savannahguthrie #todayshow back to Matt and
Dylan and your little dog, too #keepthemruby
I shave one leg so when I'm in bed it feels like I'm with a
woman. #garyshandling #emmys
Why do tv shows block out license plates?
Beets can change your urine color? #greysanatomy
Miss. State coach just did the chicken dance #msstvslsu
Let's Finnish the category. Lol. What a segue. #jeopardy
How did they stay in flight attendant mode? #911 #60minutes
Next time you try to be a Woodward, pick a better Bernstein.
#DesignatedSurvivor
We'll see how accurate the #bonnieandclyde episode of
#timeless is. Did they film in #arcadia ? I think #titanic would make good
episode.
You're a rocket scientist. Figure it out. #timeless (most like retweeted tweet ever)
#timeless #neilarmstrong divorced. Child died of brain
tumor. Saved a severed finger on ice.
No M's on Ohio State campus hilarious. They x them out in
signs when against michigan. #espngameday
Every death in our national parks is investigated. #dateline
The bad boy spell. #Ncisnola
Love is blind. Deaf and dumb, too. #Ncisnola
The gnome u have guarding the door will not deter me. #bull
Did it have a hidden h? Dumb #thevoice who can't spell
cornucopia??
You'd think a weather reporter would know how to pronounce
wintry. #abc
An excretion from a sperm whale is used in perfume.
#jeopardy
Verbal gymnastics #dateline
Mom says murderer has already taken enough from her. Not
going to be bitter. These forgivers amaze me. #dateline
Dude must not have followed #jonbenetramsey case. #dateline
#garrote
#liberty is a sweet name. #dateline
#andreacanning and I are both born on dec. 10. #dateline
App backtracks recording 60 seconds #safetydevice #todayshow
When I looked up she was there. #cokevillemiracle #angels
Teacher willing to be shot. Man willing to write check.
#cokevillemiracle
Teachers, plz do not
fall for the special surprise in room 4. #cokevillemiracle
Saw my old microwave in the #cokevillemiracle
Are you guys Redding ? Lol #Christmaslightfight
#Christmaslightfight must have games. Love that.
No license plate. We put a bolo out anyway. #ncisnola
You scripted this? Right down to the sarcastic clap. #bull
Your ethics are above reproach and every fourth text is to
your children. #designatedsurvivor
Prank boxes, now personalized bags and tissue paper.
#sharktank
Dang. Was hoping that spray on nail polish would work.
#jeffrossen
I wish I could be a #toastmaster but chicken #nocourage
#dateline
No sad reaction. Is she in one piece? Mentions class. Goes
to gym. Says to forgive. If that isn't the weirdest reaction. #dateline
Without further ado do #hairspraylive
Go tell your mother she wants you. #hairspray
Carol lyrics shown on house. #Christmaslightfight
Living inside a kaleidoscope. #Christmaslightfight
The little house that sleighs the big houses. #Christmaslightfight
#HOhensee using purple and gold #christmaslightfight
#geauxtigers
Sister love unfreezes the heart. #frozen
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