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Bull

 

 I’m like a human can opener.

 

 I hate you for not telling me, but love you for doing it.

 

 A pleasure to be met.

 

 Lock in your face and lock in your smell.

 

 I hate to win and run ...

 

 We need a blink reactor.

 

 A kinder, gentler #Bull

 

 Nothing like a snowball's chance in hell story.

 

 I love when anyone says way to bury the lede.

 

 25 percent of the way there. I’ll take it.

 

 It only feels like love because you didn’t know what other box to put it in.

 

 Glum and glummer.

 

 Affairs were his oxygen.

 

 Sing out ... Louise #Gypsy

 

 Marissa has the nicest clothes.

 

 Send it to #Ripley He wouldn't believe it.

 

 Really, a smart psychologist doesn’t know what voir dire is?

 

 Red Sea. Rudolph's nose. Red carpet.

 

 I have a plan B minus.

 

 This trial happened quickly since she is still bruised.

 

 Night no longer follows day. The ground is not beneath us. The sky is not above us.

 

 You impersonated McDreamy.

 

 NCIS NOLA

 

 I'm an investigative reporter. Danger is my baseline.

 

 The north shore is not near Baton Rouge.

 

 #BourbonOrleans won a 2-night stay there once.

 

 Let's see whose microphone is bigger.

 

 Show has the #DesperateHousewives men on tonight.

 

 You can't avoid a pothole in New Orleans.

 

 That was a little too fast and furious for me.

 

 Y’all save me a biscuit. lol

 

 I’ve sat at that table they just walked by.

 

 Nola 300 sign.  Current!!

 

 If I move now. Kaboom.

 

 If Susan was too weak for a transplant, how could she be working?

 

 My heart almost stopped when he sat up. How did that dude live?

 

 I learned that 9mm velocity stuff in #MiniMed

 

 Designated Survivor

 

 Somebody has to come to his defense. I don’t care if it’s the postmaster general.

 

 I bet there’s a defibrillator in the White House.

 

 She treats me like a cone in the road.

 

 My psyche is being publicly autopsied.

 

 Have you seen Lior? 5' 10", blue eyes, definitely dropped on his head.

 

 If you do this long enough, you realize you don’t know anyone.

 

 Did I hear Barksdale AFB being mentioned?

 

 This Teddy character gets around. She was with Kirkman last night and on Grey's tonight.

 

 I remember saying he would always have that voicemail since he didn’t answer.

 

 Every decision has an antecedent.

 

 Spiderman Hannah

 

 Manifest

 

 Just wow on the Romans 8:28. Flight number. 828ers.

 

 Say yes to Jared.

 

 Joy is never wrong.

 

 Whatever happened to just losing your luggage?

 

 He saw a peacock on an NBC show.

 

 Ransom 

 

 Plants should not be allowed in prison. Seriously what idiot allowed this?

 

 Great casting, son looks father.

 

 I love it when you speak geek.

 

 You Fort Knoxed me.

 

 Looks like we were beaten by us.

 

 Gangsta Beaumont.

 

 She'd rather be kidnapped than go back to her husband.

 

 Are you still gonna bill them or is this a no pulse/no fee type of deal?

 

 Soldiers generally win battles. Generals get credit for them.

 

 AGT

 

 Dogs want to please. Cats are like make me.

 

 He said he has bad eyesight and @howiemandel next words were I see...a trapeze.

 

 She jump roped with her behind. Gymnast jump roper or jump roper gymnast.

 

 Best contortionist ever.  He moved around.

 

 Heel yes

 

 Happiness in a bottle.

 

 Ring flies away, but appears in wrapped box.

 

 They added more protein. #HumanFountains

 

 Someone tell Simon Houdini died from appendicitis.

 

 What do they call a mushroom with many friends? A fungi.

 

 He reads his mom’s letter every day.

 

 There's a ghost in that girl.

 

 Two stomachs from Japan.

 

 Pavarotti doing Aerosmith.

 

 Bachelor

 

 Well, he's not going to pick a girl wearing a crucifix. Finally a couple talks religion. #dealbreaker that he is anti.

 

 I'm done. That was glitter.

 

 Ride the high.

 

 Did he say qwarky?

 

 Lauren is duller than dish water. Losing interest in #Arie.

 

 These young girls have wrinkles and grey hairs.

 

 Arie and Lauren are expecting. Do you know the sex, US asks them. We do, but we plan to announce it at our wedding. #backwards

 

 Please tell me I will not hear the word throuple.

 

 Bowling is one date I would want to go on.

 

 Her lip gloss. Ugh. #Bekah And wear a bra.

 

 People say you get butterflies, but...you give me, eagles. Garrett to Becca

 

 Why don't they find people closer to his age?

 

 Are we going to make it to the finish line? Cute. But not the pit stop.

 

 Does anyone wear glasses on a date?

 

 Does anyone have her own non-fake lashes?

 

 Grey's Anatomy

 

 She's circling the drain. :(

 

 It's all tether ball, Karev.

 

 You know I overheat when I'm working on clotting studies.

 

 We have a no daylight rule.

 

 I don’t know how to tell him and I don’t know how to not tell him.

 

 He proposed with a crossword.

 

 We're so busy taking care of others, maybe we're not checking in on each other enough.

 

 Tomophobia patient dad died when she was 5 in appi :(

 

 Let go of what holds you back.

 

 Women usually just feed me grapes.

 

Don't fire someone in front of others.

 

 If the front door is locked, try the back door or a window.

 

 We had a rhythm. We had a shorthand.

 

 You're so screwed up, you make me make sense. #PerfectCouple

 

 First love usually hurts. It’s not supposed to kill you.

 

 Impailmentpalooza

 

 It takes me three weeks to choose a toothbrush.

 

 Alex Karev is getting married. My work here is done.

 

 She's using party as a verb.

 

 The Resident

 

 What happens in the OR stays in the OR. Sad.

 

 Say ah for an cappella group.

 

 Had an appi and came home with a Mohawk.

 

 Can you get a physician’s assistant to do it? I’m handling 20 patients.

 

 You're a swayer.

 

 I carry a small cemetery in my brain.

 

 Instrument named after DeBakey cool.

 

 I do look smashing. (If I don't mind saying so).

 

 "The appendix hasn't burst. That's good news." You hit an artery on an appendectomy? 30-hour shift. Don't you dare lie for him.

 

 Exit or evolve.

 

 Fire in the OR. Liar, liar scrubs on fire.

 

 Storms are the earth’s way of venting.

 

 #cyberchondria

 

 I’m done coloring inside the lines.

 

New Amsterdam

 

Things you learn. Dental extraction before radiation for throat cancer. Never knew. #osteonecrosis

 

It’s like hands across America, but with livers.

 

Why did Luna's heart recipient have her ashes?

 

 911 on Fox

 

 You're not leaving anything behind. You're going towards something.

 

 I'm excited for you. Almost as much as I'm sad for me.

 

 Let me bring this over here in case you want to get kinky with the taser.

 

 He clutched his side and fell over. It could be appendicitis. I'm not sure.

 

 She did not PASS with the fire extinguisher.

 

 We are all haunted by choices we make and struggled with. We have ghost stories.

 

 Lassie, get help.

 

 She's your ex. You get to move on. I get to hold a grudge until I die.

 

 The only people who can truly navigate bureaucracy are the people who work in it.

 

 It’s not like it can roll. But it could bounce.

 

 Scandal

 

 My hand clasped my gaping mouth when he went back to the basement to clean up. Poor guy.

 

 Snore on the Fitz Olivia scene. Getting old.

 

 We can’t turn Quinn into ammunition.

 

 Can you just approach Supreme Court justices like that?

 

 The AG is in the Veep office poisoned with text evidence and surely cameras. Dumb Cyrus.

 

 Slow clap for David Rosen!

 

 What happened to you two? You used to be dark. Now you're fluffy, which might be creepier.

 

 Deception

 

 Cameron wears rose-colored glasses dipped in honey and plated with gold.

 

 My only exposure to art is abstract blood spatters and misspelled gang tattoos.

 

 There's a word magicians don't use anymore. I always wanted to try it.  #tada

 

 Classic quick change. Those three trucks became one.

 

 Easy, J. Edgar.

 

Wisdom of the Crowd

 

The supervisor is not a lizard. He's a snake.

 

You are acting 24 percent weird.