Friday, February 22, 2019

Favorite Tweets 2018 Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20


Dateline

 

 We really did go on three.

 

 I have a hat like that.

 

 I don't want to hear about the labor pains. Just the baby.

 

 The trip to the Far East turned south.

 

 Did he say DEmacular degeneration?

 

 Farm accidents are as old as the wheel.

 

 Beware of who has master keys.

 

 They visit memorial, have lunch where she worked, go to grave #ritual

 

 Someone just threw her away.

 

 Let's take the license plate off, but leave DNA on the screw.

 

 They’re still breathing. She’s not.

 

 Maybe he didn't take his phone.

 

 Josh was in Wasilla. When I was in Alaska it was light out at 10 p.m.

 

 Dropped out of 8th grade. Pregnant at 15. Doesn’t want to be like addict mom. Pregnant at 17. Next bf leaves her at 6 months for a stripper. Has baby in Fla. Another guy helps parent. #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

 

 That was a bingo moment.

 

 Zero to murder in 6.5 seconds.

 

 Swimsuit bottom found at his campsite.

 

 They took her booze.

 

 The Durant books were in the background.

 

 The world was her catwalk.

 

 Always try to scrape some skin under your nails.

 

 Your first clue is someone living in a hotel nine years.

 

 I love that courtroom in Montana.

 

 Spitz brought his book with him.

 

 Who says they are scared and terrified while smiling? Poor witness coaching.

 

 #Pittsburgh is the most beautiful city.

 

 Lunch at 2 a.m.?

 

 You had me gone at tobacco spit.

 

 Hit the jackpot when they only held a pair of deuces.

 

 Once her fuse was lit, she became a rocket.

 

 I immediately wondered if the killer knew his dominant hand. Do your homework. He was a lefty.

 

 How do you solve a problem like Marie?

 

 You had the backyard tip. You couldn't bring a cadaver dog?

 

 The pastor is a flimflam man.

 

 She has no $ to fly. Who looks for a poor missing person's car at an airport?

 

 Always wear gloves when inserting batteries. #ThingsYouLearn Cameras everywhere, they check your phone, they find your receipts.

 

 An English teacher does not say between he and I.

 

 All the hair but not on my head.

 

 He is pure evil personified.

 

 I'm glad criminals are dumb. Second show this week where they put the weapon in the back yard.

 

 She is a genius to tell him she has an STD. Kudos. Geaux, girl.

 

 He said he called and she said she was walking. Check phone records. Bet not.

 

 Work hard. Don't say can't. Be nice. Have fun.

 

 History book in your cells. #DNA

 

 Shorts in Green Bay? What month is it?

 

 Cleaning solutions smell. That's a good clue.

 

 I believe, for the third time, we slept together. Or I may have been on the couch.

 

 There it is again. I believe I called the schools. Why don't you remember?

 

 I believe he was in bed. You don't remember the moment your wife died where you found your son?

 

 Mom was worried about her son getting athlete's foot and her son is hazed to death. You can't "fill the cup up" after that.

 

 It’s on my resume. I kill men.

 

 She is a bad speller. Hannibal!

 

 I didn't care if it was a fingernail.

 

 As a policeman, he didn't get suspicious sooner than that?

 

 Go out with a bang. Was pun intended?

 

 The bodies piled up like firewood.

 

 Homeless edition. Trash. Excrement. Rats. Mentally ill. Ex-cons. Disenfranchised. Addicts. Impoverished. 831 deaths in LA County last year.

 

 There was not an earwitness.

 

 This body had to thaw out before an autopsy. They moved the whole freezer. This dead man told tales.

 

 Why? There’s divorce. I say that every week.

 

 Why doesn’t the defendant have to stand when the verdict is read?

 

 Sanchez was fishy the moment I set eyes on him.

 

 The family is a CSI group.

 

 I’m not going to leave you, but I’ll kill you.

 

 He hears a lot of gunshots in the cornfield. #Kensucky

 

 Alone and dying in a room full of people. #TimPiazza

 

 His dad had six wives. He, 2 sons by age 18. Different moms.

 

 Cell phone data can make or break you.

 

 I can’t judge. Jesus is not hiring.

 

 Turnabout is fair play. JD is no prize but friend warns Robin, the wife, about Katie. Katie marries JD. Robin sees Jared. Robin killed. I need a flow chart.

 

 I once worked at a place with cleaning the kitchen rotation. Men were not on the list. Insane. I never used it.

 

 Jim Jones made those coming to Guyana leave their passports behind.

 

 Scholarship, dog park, NICU room named after Emma.

 

 Dumb way to prove a knight in shining armor.

 

 You're never really secure in a gated community. Dude knew code. He used to deliver there.

 

 He does have a distinctive walk like the person who killed the lady at the fitness center in #Midlothian which is still unsolved. Investigate @DatelineNBC

 

 Why do you get out of your car when you see a suspicious person in the neighborhood? #ManInBlack

 

 He kept with his nerd roots.

 

 If he tells you what time it is, look at your watch. #liar

 

 Reginald removed all his clothing and would not get in the lineup. Can't you make him?

 

 15 pairs of Gucci shoes and not a bed to sleep on. Bentley not his.

 

 Two girlfriends. Separately of course. And a third for a later rendezvous.

 

 Nothing is better than crap.

 

 Dumb doc. You didn't know that little tidbit on CPR and drowning?

 

 Mom funeral date was their "wedding" date.

 

 Looked like her obit was on tombstone.

 

 Nine-hour facelift?

 

 What are the chances that you and her stay in the same hotel in the same room at the same time and not knowing each other?

 

 GPS coordinates are in iPhone emailed photos.

 

 Dramatic graphics and music in intro. Nurse kidnapped from $4 million "luxe" home says @JoshMankiewicz Wedding photo open. Odd ransom amount. She is in on it.

 

 My mother’s thank you letters in her effects got misplaced. So upset.

 

 How do you plead not guilty when you confessed?

 

 Got to wonder about her other four marriages. No wonder the daughters are like that.

 

 Fell out of top bunk to get painkillers.

 

 Megyn instead of  #Dateline ruins a good Friday.

 

 Dress rehearsal for a death that was about to happen.

 

 Why is one first degree and one second? They both planned it.

 

 John was not an assembler of care packages. Shocking, NOT!

 

 For once the spouse really looks upset.

 

 She flatlined on social media.

 

 What can you get at Starbucks for $1.45?

 

 He said. She lied.

 

 The proof was in the (banana) pudding.

 

 Sunshine was coming out of their butts.

 

 Bubbles are allowed in the church?

 

 48 Hours

 

 That's a cold case in more ways than one #NovemberWater

 

 I had the hugest crush on Robert Wagner in high school. And #NatalieWood is in my favorites--#miracleon34thstreet #splendorinthegrass #gypsy

 

 They call $10,000 ash tray money in professional sports.

 

 You know when they don't check for their child...

 

 Dad has George W eyes.

 

 Don't tell #Bull it's impossible to read a jury #EtanPatz

 

 You've got enough prayers to hold you up and give you strength.

 

 That's one way to grieve. Sledgehammer the killer's photo.

 

 Due to all the tears shed over Jessie, this town would be clean. We wouldn’t even need for it to rain.

 

 Who would lie about an Acura that had been sold? A murdering idiot.

 

 25 minute ride made in 6.

 

 She still had on lipstick. Therefore, no CPR. He took her diamond. Oh, wait there it is. This killer is a piece of work.

 

 He googled revenge.

 

 A bed in the courtroom.

 

 Dumb woman served him breakfast and then says he didn't eat before working out.

 

 Cadaveric spasm.

 

 Blood doesn’t turn corners.

 

 Second alleged murderer lately that doesn't make suicide shot come from the dominant hand.

 

 Murder over public shame of divorce?

 

 She wrote a letter every day to the governor for nine years.

 

 Widow marries in six months, son killed in car crash.

 

 She was on the rifle team.

 

 It was snowing on the Texas/Mexico border and pigs flew.

 

 This isn't a cold case. It's a frozen case.

 

 Father looking for buzzards :( you had me at murder on #RedRiver

 

 Her uterus was gone.

 

 My father is like coffee. He gets you going. Lifts your spirits.

 

 Business might have failed because she can’t spell President.

 

 Impress a stripper with murder ??

 

 Don't go in the house when the alarm has gone off.

 

 I think this has a #Shreveport connection. Been on #Dateline before.

 

 Note to self. Don't let husband ride behind me in car.

 

 There was one car on the Golden Gate Bridge. Whaaaaattt?

 

 What two men text 62 times? I don't text everyone I know that much in a week.

 

 That headlight splatter was fascinating.

 

 Grown man poses as mother in letter.

 

 You always start close to home.

 

 Let me finish my conversation while you go to another bar with my friends What?

 

 20/20

 

#ABC2020 #nervesofsteel Funeral best 1.5 hours of husband's life, he says.

 

#ABC2020 #nervesofsteel Pilot texts family scripture of the day. Traded schedule with husband.

 

#ABC2020 Did they lose their money if they chose not to fly with a female pilot?

 

#ABC2020 They have my cherished guardian angel photo.

 

#2020wonderboy When the world doesn't face you back. 

 

#2020wonderboy Did Elizabeth Vargas say "seeked" it?

 

#TheDevilInDisguise Do you know where she could have went, says a TV journalist. Smh

 

 Murder Chose Me

 

 Kinda glad female detective got a new necklace.

 

 @laureneboley "We went over to 221."

 

 Poo is a very common nickname.

 

 Gummy bears. M&Ms. #Demery

 

 The box is where I do my best police work. The more you sweat in here, the less you bleed on the street.

 

 Are there not other ways to find Denzel than door to door and a child on the street?

 

 Helps to be cocky to be detective.

 

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