Favorite Crime Show Tweets of 2019
Dateline
Netflix is an alibi.
My parents had that
couch.
Both of them were all
smiles. And they show a frowning picture.
He had a cheering
section with everything but pom poms.
I’ve never talked to
a killer. Have you? I work for #Dateline.
Why would
multimillionaires DRIVE to Vegas for a weekend?
Plainclothes cops at
her wedding. Scared of her father.
I looked under beds
and closets before I had an alarm system. And behind the shower curtain.
I want to be a
Collect DNA from the Trash Person. For real.
Pretty sure I wore
that same bridesmaid's dress in the late 80s.
All my girls love me
was his password.
Yet you married her.
He did a cartwheel.
He fell into a dead
sleep. Then he was dead.
The head is somewhere
in a gator’s belly
Beverly Hills has a
lovely police station.
They hang beasts on
the wall in the courthouse.
You can witness your
own husband’s beneficiary when it’s you?
Make a how to fire a
gun checklist and keep it in your drawer.
I’ve been married
twice. This is the only husband I ever had.
The jury watched 9.5
hours of his interrogation.
I bet prisoners are
low in Vitamin D.
Plan the murder right
before a hurricane and there will be no law enforcement manpower.
Her parents named her
Crystal after meth.
Always have a plan of
exit.
Suicide tree of
India?
I collect poison
plant seeds for a hobby. She didn’t know?
They were both
zombies.
Witness amnesia.
Are they playing dumb
or just plain dumb?
Dial M for murder.
Alibis lie.
That's a new one.
Prosecutor and lead detective in relationship.
Apparently this time
the husband didn’t do it.
The wheels of justice
came completely off.
The knife was
supposed to be a backup.
Big gasp in a small
town could be a country song.
Son resembles W
Mid-life stupid
Cameras in barrels.
Love it.
Drugged pancakes.
He had been married
19 years. She was 22.
Steve collected
trophies. Tampons. Pubic hair. Underwear. Clippings. Truly twisted.
The old hag who gave
Snow White the apple.
Misbehaving in prison
can add to your sentence in Ohio.
Why do ppl text
murder plans?
Husband: she lost
weight? Looks like she’s down to 275.
@JoshMankiewicz
#romanticgeometry you coined a term
He would stab you in
the front.
#PamelaSmart oh I mean dumb. You are no model.
48 Hours
Part of a tooth found.
Never play guess the
candle scent.
Cardboard and dental
floss guitar.
There are books on
how to disappear?
Why does a
millionaire care how much an abortion costs?
I'm kidnapping you.
Pack an overnight bag.
NoJuan in the vehicle.
Wouldn’t a Marine
keep a clean room?
The author’s name is
larger than the book’s. I would never buy it.
His scalp was removed
from his skull.
If I’m insane I don’t
know it.
7 residencies, how does he keep getting them?
2020 and then Nancy
Grace
Did they just say grassy knoll? I smell a conspiracy.
Manuals about killing.
TODAY, GMA and 60
Minutes
#tobykeithtoday he’s the hottie. Gave whole new campaign to
#redsolocup #howdoyoumenow #iwannatalkabouthim A little less talk, a lot more
action @tobykeith
KLG is not going to be happy that @TODAYshow said Hoda and
Savannah are besties.
What was your wedding song? Mama Told Me Not To Come
#TodayShow
#60Minutes town that collapses in the fold of the map.
Pretty soon #GoodMorningAmerica is going to leave off the
America. #prediction it will be Good Morning
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