Thursday, August 5, 2021

Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20 Favorite Tweets from 2020

 

Dateline

People get exhumed all the time. That's not what injured her.

She fell in love with one Rob and then met the other.

He framed his own child.

He doesn't work, but he calls in lies about her to her job.

He pulled her out of the tub but was never wet.

Obama playbook: thin and inadequate.

I’d have made a better flier. That looked antique.

I think I’ll extract my own teeth to scare people?

Did he get his dog back? Please don’t leave unanswered.

A living dog, a missing person and a pay phone.

He wasn’t only estranged but looks strange.

Detective visited her grave.

Can’t have my DNA. Afraid of cloning?

He drives his car while overdosing to kill himself.

They autopsied a bird. #Versace

Ya gotta think like him like a cat and mouse game.

230 investigators.

Go, Kerry, riding on handlebars to get to the scene.

Those kids instead of our kids?

I’d throw away a cheater’s stuff, too.

Let’s see. I ran off and then posed for a magazine.

She has no money. How would she fly?

Ground penetrating radar

Confession seance

Annette’s uncle was sheriff. Ex-husband had affair with Annette. So she doesn’t act on reporting murder confession.

He was 16 and she was 25.

Note to self. Never give police a time limit.

Corey had a roster of women.

Would you pull over if you saw a bat on the road and mean the wooden kind? Weird.

Homicidally jealous.

Same age. Different ring years. Red flag.

The trip to the Far East went south.

She’s a drunk pilot?

This girl likes to nap at gas stations.

Nurse with a bat.

A tooth and blood on a stuffed animal.

Blindfolded with her own sweater. Note to self. Do not play guess the candle smelling game.

Bleach smell lingers.

Fellow inmate, would you kill these 32 people for me?

The look my husband and I gave each other when she had a pool party and texted his sons the death news. Woman Cray Cray.

Married in two weeks.

Stranger in your house. Dumb woman.

He was a parasite. I just like the way he said it.

He’s a cruel Casanova.

Stolen valor.

Proposed with newspaper ad.

Lean in and another swinger name appears.

The barstool search #theboomboom room.

You can’t unring a bell.

@DatelineNBC shame on the promotions and then not being on.

At first I thought she had on a veil. Who thinks these unusual hair colors look good?

They hear something, but it’s a dead body?

Beaten with firewood.

Not only does she have blue hair, but a nose ring at one point and wore a #Ouija board shirt.

Ann’s engine was running on spite.

Why is the neighbor taking a picture of a visitor to the house?

If there is a hidden camera at that cemetery I’m gonna freak.

 If you're really going to go check on her, check on her.

 They tested every tire at the funeral. WOW

#LoriDaybell competed for Mrs. Texas. Married twice by 22? Charles changed from Catholic to Mormon for this Lori. She canceled his return flight and got his truck from the airport. Inhabited by a zombie and doesn’t have control of herself. Oh lawd, she can pass through portals. I know a bad Chad. “In retrospect” is a big word for 17? A pool party the night your husband died. “Hi neighbor, sorry.” Shame on no autopsy. Bands bought while he is married, 17 days before murder.

 Plenty of evidence. Slow police work.

This dude does a yelp review on the way to a murder. Good Garmin work. And buys a lock pick kit.

Pregnant smoker. You are disgusting.

Memorialize overalls. Trailers. Walmart. Jimmy the Hammer. Jailbird roomies. You might be a redneck if you are in this episode.

Committing a murder basically right after your honeymoon.

All those people at the funeral and no one at the trial.

RT @DatelineNBC We never thought we’d say this, but DO watch alone. #Covid

 I can’t stand the husband’s attorney. Might have played a role in my juror decision.

My dad had that black and white plaid shirt.

How could they afford Spitz?

Husband does not look upset in parking lot.

Do not get out of your car if your trash can is overturned.

Shave body and pee in a jug.

The ring was around the straw.

#AndreaCanning and #JoeBurrow and I #December10

Broken pieces fix each other.

His daughter’s name is Liberty.

Cheating in the military can be a dishonorable discharge.

Horse lady’s tag is showing.

Play games with propane?

This is the worst case of leading her on ever.

Both of her men like Sprite.

Maryland requires testing a gun before it's sold.

Bitter and angry would take her mind, soul and heart.

Toilet paper was his pillow.

Records are not wrong. People are liars.

He kissed a dead dog on the road on a dare.

Camera panned by his face during sick sexual attack.

My car may have a black box?

Magen is living with her ex-boyfriend?

I went over my height, weight, eye color, appi scar, birthmark, and dental work with my husband last night in case I go missing.

Guilty on the charge of gum chewing in court.

Pics of the kidnappers on the floor.

Married by a cab driver.

@Dateline_keith He’s an octogenarian, ick.

Wigs, sunglasses, prepaid cards.

If someone had been cleaning his house, they were doing a sloppy job.

Did we not have caller ID in 1996? Did we have *67 or *69?

Multiple gunshots and no blood?

Why would they steal a calendar?

48 Hours and 20/20

Has 3 kids. Can’t take care of them. Has two more.

Did they do a face progression?

I want to make sure you’re dead. Completely and utterly dead.

I see where she gets her hippie.

Learned a new word. #femicide

Nicaragua allows food delivery to prisons. Scary thought.

He was married 20 years and got with a 20 year old.

She saw him as an ATM machine.

So the house catches fire the day she is moving out?

Linda used the words fired up.

The judge read their verdict. Jury is singular.

No one from the deceased man’s family attends the appeal?

Who goes out to a bar in bloody overalls?

This sheriff stole guns?

Can I ask you “point blank?”

He is not to be glorified. He is to be damned.

Give me a Starbucks, Snickers and cigar and I’ll talk.

#1882. Acquitted by 12 men. Lizzie Borden. Should be interesting. Tried to buy poison. Burned dress. Ashes on handle-less hatchet. Why didn’t Mr. Borden greet his wife when he got home? He may not have gone second and be alive.

1968. Women could finally serve on juries in Miss.

Should the DA really be smiling?

Mother hugged her and didn’t know? Same dress fits. All very bizarre.

No mistake dad. You are not owed an apology.

She is a reincarnated dog.

She is 51 and had one husband 17 years. Two were before age 22, I believe.

She has experience in bridal gowns.

She left her dog? And he is an old 49.

She lets her stepmom help w the dress over her mom? Second floral dress I’ve seen since last night.

Glad they looked in the attic.

He just got Most Changed.

You rarely hear about the bodily functions.

Could you close caption the sobbing annoying daughter?

Still can't believe #TedBundy had the audacity to go into a sorority house. Very brazen. Would you move back into the Chi O house?

Search warrant for a mouth!

Fits like a glove so we must not acquit.

Who keeps 40 grand in their house? First clue.

What if you were to take care of the dogs and someone was in the house you went to?

It just kind of left a hole.

Pager in the Potomac.

I believe the jealous chick is lying, but how do we know the man put in jail can’t drive a stick?

A DA has to disclose his notes? Are you serious?

@48Hours did you seriously just spell it defense council and not counsel?

Beware of men w briefcases and crutches. I may have helped them too.

Imagine. Cemetery faucets that work.

Superglued his tooth

More relationships with dead women than living.

No. Hell no. And no way in hell.

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