My Fave China Virus and Sports Tweets 2020

 

Corona, Covid, China Virus

#FLATTENTHECURVE #VanquishTheVirus

Quarantunes?

I need a sign that says #OnAir when on a conference call.

We will see a rise in non-Covid deaths due to people staying away from drs. and hospitals.

#DrFauci was a high school basketball captain. He averaged 10.2 points per game. Now he is America’s point guard.

Diocese of Baton Rouge to donate $10,000 of gas cards to health care workers

18-Wheel Truck's Supply of Toilet Paper Goes Up in Flames in Texas Crash

New York State Makes Own Hand Sanitizer to Protect Against Coronavirus

Know the difference between a problem and an inconvenience.

Not dining in also affects liquor sales. Had not thought of that.

What do you think of about NYC? Crowds. Noise. Traffic. Horns. Trash. Shopping. Broadway. Financial center. Tourism…

Remember, no elevator rides.

Elderly Woman Dies After Being Punched In Face For Not Social Distancing

A woman is in a cruise room with her deceased husband.

I just heard “sacrificing the few to save the many.”

I can’t even imagine the amount of #PTSD after this.

Struggling companies cut 401K payments.

@DavidMuir is resting his hands near his chin/face. Not a good example.

#Shreveport made national @ABC news on #Corona patient release

You’re not stuck at home. You’re safe at home.

Chicago Mayor Forced To Defend Getting A Haircut In Violation Of Her Own Stay-At-Home Order

#Walmart has sold enough toilet paper in 5 days for every American to have one roll.

Louisiana Intern with Filthy Scrubs Conducts Surgical Abortions Amid COVID-19 Outbreak

She feels like she is going to shatter into 1,000 pieces.

Robots have been cleaning the Cincinnati airport.

Shakespeare wrote King Lear in quarantine during plague days.

Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents to Stop Shooting Each Other So Chinese Virus Patients Can Use Hospital

People are littering their exam gloves they wear for protection.

Thanks @WSJ for story on nourishing our hands with the toll of more sanitizer.

Did the queen just shake hands or was that an old video?

#SurgeonGeneral Our Pearl Harbor. Our 9/11 moment.

Less traffic. More litter.

Coffee filter as mask if in a pinch.

Dark on #Broadway

KFC pulled a U.K. campaign that focuses on “finger-licking”

Not really high on the cardboard cutouts in the Taiwan stands.

Where is all the #appendicitis? It’s all #Covid -- NY dr. who survived Ebola

“I leave this ICU a changed person”: COVID-19 patient leaves behind heartwarming message of thanks on room window

Love beats fear every day and twice on Sunday. God’s grace is a breath away.

Hearing that homeschoolers are having a lot of fire drills and one had a bomb threat #Corona somewhat funnies

Custody issues trickier now.

Why are we cleaning our houses when no one is coming over?

Ping pong thru windows. Creative.

#Trump I’m not going to be jumping around in a huddle.

@Charmin I don't think you need to advertise right now.

Mask on a car.

Something else I didn't think about Corona. IVF affected.

Economic tsunami

Identify. Isolate. Contact trace.

S.D. population density is 11 people per square mile. NYC is 25,000.

In normal times, 60 cents of every food $ spent in NYC is spent in restaurants.

Movie going could change. You don’t know who you are sitting next to. I will never use a stray pen again.

RVs for MDs is most excellent.

More people speeding. Not the Corona 500! They are surviving the virus and are going to die in a fatality.

Virtual volunteers. “It gives you a sunny day.”

Anyone think any #rearwindow going on?

Got to wonder if gum sales are down. Haven’t chewed in a month. Not around anyone.

Can’t the germs be on regular gloves?

Who cares who signed the check? Another idiot question.

Why are Bossier schools not mentioned? Only Caddo. Come on, TV news.

Love your neighbor from six feet away.

#Trump We had bans before bans were fashionable.

The Lincoln Monument with no one.

Hotel security guard steals 66 rolls. Some DOTD shut down visitor centers because of theft.

God bless the military and their help right now.

Every part of her body hurt like a kidney stone.

Would someone tell the folks in the unemployment line to stand six feet apart?

Now it’s sailors on a USS ship. Floating city. Pier side for weeks.

Cots in the cafeteria could be next #Bellevue

Best part about quarantine is I have not heard #HappyMothersDay

Child train made out of garbage cans creative.

No wonder people think all deaths are declared Covid. Headline says hospitals earn more if they have such Medicare patients.

@howiemandel Can’t help but think of you.

I hope people have quit biting their nails. That is all.

 Corona nurses worried about supply of plastic thermometer covers, stickies to hook EKGs, break

room germs.

Cannot believe I can’t find a #Coronavirus silicon bracelet.

Did you take your office plants home? #PartOfFamily gonna be a little Sahara when we get back. #WSJ

Marking off their space in sand.

I love how #Trump pronounces China

RT @NeilDiamond Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands…”

Elderly couple could no longer travel. Staycation to garden, park, museum, play, drove Apache Trail.

Should we not use lipstick and Chapstick over and over? Inquiring mind.

#Ford was an arsenal dispensary and built iron lungs.

Realized yesterday bereavement groups probably aren’t meeting.

Man Eaten by Crocodile After Violating Coronavirus Lockdown

Are gyms and such reimbursing fees?

New Yorkers Can Now Officially Get Married Via Zoom

NBA to players: Avoid high-fives as virus concern grows.

Do we need undercover disease detectors in every country?

There are 16 full pages of death notices in today's paper Globe. Last week, there were 12.

Death Certificate Delays a Challenge for NYC Funeral Homes

Masks on statues

France requires form to leave house, walk, go shopping.

I will survive 26 days with my toilet roll in quarantine! #howmuchtoiletpaper #toiletpaperpanic

#NotreDame is genius. Don’t let students come back after Thanksgiving. Finals before.

Dude, tats are not essential.

I saw this number to call to Keep Calm Through COVID and I was curious. I've been on hold for three minutes.

Emergency toilet paper robot can be alerted via smartphone.

Confused. Travelers can be screened for illness at airports. But what about all these other people who come in? Ellis Island did it.

Flowers donated to hospital staff. What can I do?

Geaux Truckers!

Detroit bus driver who posted video about coughing rider dies from Coronavirus, sad

NY firm has Worry O’Clock. It’s a twice-weekly video call where people “wring their hands.”

#ACM where in the world is #AlanJackson when you need him? #911 #Coronavirus

1st commercial TP introduced in 1857 by NY’er. By 1935 Northern advertised splinter free.

#LSU using PMAC to manufacture #PPE

#geography lesson for #DrBirx #Montana

#Corona No shoes. No shirts. No service. How is that different from mask rules?

Dallas detention officers told not to spook inmates with masks as COVID-19 fears began.

Billy Joel lights up Empire State Building in music to light show.

Burials in NJ usually 6,100/mo. April soared to 14,755. One cemetery normally has 40 burials and 190 cremations.

Rate the Skype room story is so funny. Crooked lamp, holes where pictures should be, #ChrisChrisman ugly curtains.

Pomp and strange circumstance.

Remember when you are next to people, you are next to everyone they have been in contact with the last two weeks.

Sports

The biggest thing this team had was want to. #LSU

#mikethetiger in a #geauxt onesie

Coach O + 15-0= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WHAT A HEADLINE!

@Joe_Burrow10 dad had Miss. State cowbell growing up #onefortheages

#Burrow I like to get hit sometimes. #LSU

#KarlRove predicts #LSU victory.

I’ll wait for someone to disinfect the football every time #LSU touches it. Hope we can play!

@realDonaldTrump CONGRATULATIONS! #GeauxTigers

Athens City School District renames football arena Joe Burrow Stadium.

@Joe_Burrow10 described as basically unshakable

LSU Players Will All Register to Vote Ahead of 2020  Election, Orgeron Says. Wonder why they haven’t?

Thank you, @NBC. #KyDerbyAtHome

#TripleCrownShowdown one of my favorite days of the year.

@TheSaints I remember the Tom Dempsey kick. RIP.

@NBCNews it’s not next summer. It’s this summer. #Olympics

Lucky boy with cancer getting to go to Super Bowl. Sweetest story.