Dateline
Sounds like these characters might have stayed at the YMCA.
I love me some hidden cameras. But I’ve never heard of one
at a grave.
That man should come with a warning label.
Pictures of all tires at the funeral with 1,000 in
attendance. Empty handed. I let out an uh out loud.
He drank a case of #DrPepper a day.
Ever notice how many detectives have a broadcast voice?
On a trip with her husband she writes her bf last name after
hers in the sand.
This dumb broad does a murder dress rehearsal.
Every couple in America is doing the can I see you in the
dark from three feet away tonight test.
Start inward. Look outward. Homicide 101.
Josh said love trapezoid.
Cameras in planter barrels.
He hired a sand sculptor to propose.
mile HIGH city alright
They locked eyes at a spinach festival.
The getaway car had to get gas.
He made $55 million and still got an NBA pension.
How on earth does he escape from a courtroom?
I happen to have an ex gf who worked in that emergency room
and texted her, he said.
If I find out I’m wrong, I’d seriously consider a career
change.
Because when you get the right guy, you don’t pursue the
wrong one. These defense attorneys ugh.
Pharmacist has lap dancer girlfriend from some time ago. And
her friend lives with them.
Of all the Datelines in all the places in all the world, I
am glad this killer will never see the light of day. He would likely have gone
serial and/or led a gang.
A silhouette did it.
@Dateline_keith said Bull****
Here's one for you. If you are a criminal injured by a bullet,
refuse to have it removed for evidence. It happened. The police then can't
match guns.
@vivbabe66 Girl, he’s this high, pointing to her neck. That
was so funny.
Yes. I’m a total ratter outer.
Could Denver’s courthouse at least put the juror numbers up
straight?
The jurors discussed race over wrongs.
Why on earth does she feel sorry for her rapist?
The science doesn’t lie. People do.
Who didn’t see the life insurance coming?
You don’t say no a lot.
She moved in the next day.
It was a bullet police used. Ding ding. Clue.
He might have been going after chipmunks? Might? Wouldn’t
you remember that the day your wife went missing?
Bullogney on impressing someone by being an accomplice.
The dying man will take the blame. New one.
Wonder how many times “Suspicious Minds” has been played at
a funeral?
Died on the day she found out he was a cheater from his
cheatee. Bet she confronted his nasty self.
We have stayed at the Hyatt Hill Country.
Halloween nightmare come to life.
He threw water bottles at her.
Who puts their spouse’s remains in a storage unit?
Um. I kept my maiden name. Still here. That’s stupid to kill
her over that. And I can’t see in the dark either. Not taking his side. Just
saying.
Coffinlike solitude. Ate the bones and shells.
She saw the what-might-bes.
As bad as suicide is, murder may be even harder to
comprehend when the victim is terminally ill.
There’s a reptile community.
Yep, guard gate video. Duh.
She knows the exact number of days from the murder to the
arrest.
The kids always take up for the murdering parent. Always.
I knew he changed the computer’s time, but the dummy googled
it.
Using the utility companies to monitor usage is genius.
48 Hours
Dude wrote a script and reminded himself to speak of wife in
present tense.
They dance and take pictures on tombstones. Disrespectful.
Sick.
Love his shirt. I’m not 40. I’m 18 with 22 years of
experience.
That police interrogation door said Quite please. No lie.
#Austin
There’s my college clock again.
DNA from juniper trees.
Ideal Funeral Home
4 ribs broken all the way through. Killed by massage.
Nothing screamed crime scene. But the toilet seat was UP.
He runs for sheriff to hide his own crime.
Why would six people confess who didn’t do it?
Flower and empty chair for her murdered sister at her
wedding.
Digital vehicle forensics.
Byline is her vanity plate. Love.
You don’t wake up expecting to find a body in the woods.
4 girls strangled with their own clothes, shot, burned.
#Austin #yogurt
#48Hours while on the topic of #Austin google the 2018
serial bomber that struck for 19 days and had 680 agents working it. They even traced
IP addresses on routers.
20/20
Let me kayak out
of the country.
Killed with a pie warming on the counter.
Caught in a trap. Cue the Elvis music. I can’t walk out.
DNA doesn’t just fall off. Howling at this idiot actor.
Tad looks like every man. A problem.
He is texting inspiration to himself from one phone to his
other phone. #FirstAndOnly
Keep calling someone after you kill them. Duh.
#YouveGotJail
I was ready to dig out that hideous green and white shirt.
Dude kills girlfriend and goes and sees another and he is
married.
Showing the Pentagon and saying it’s Sherwood Forest is fake
news.
A dangerous sinner in his own flock.
Phrogging
Fruit lined up like a choo-choo train. Mustard on toilet.
Someone wrote on his calendar.
Don’t steal my toothbrush.
Lotion on door knobs and in shoes. They took insoles out of
the shoes.
Stabbing the bottom of the bed.
Genius to take pic of blanket to see if it moves.
She is going to die her way, not his.
Clumps of hair in room.
She makes the bed before escaping!
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