Fave 2022 Miscellaneous Tweets

 

Miscellaneous

Poking Around is a cool name for a column.

#Sonic dude introduced himself as my window expert.

NyQuil tweets about cough syrup chicken — the latest dangerous and gross TikTok trend.

#QEII had a daily piper.  #KingCharlesIII His shoelaces are ironed and he has six types of honey, not to mention the toothpaste of one inch. 80 percent of Britain knows of only this queen. Her coffin is lit.

At least 60 percent of U.S. tobacco purchases are made in gas stations. #CStores

@TalbotsOfficial I asked you to leave me alone. You don’t read your mail. I am not paying your bill. Read it. You just don’t get it. Card is torn up. Never going there again.

There is a site called #wikifeet

#barbaric A box that appeared to contain teeth that were forcibly removed from torture victims.

The cost of an average candy bar today is $1.69, but the cost of the sugar in it is only roughly $.02.

Car innovations include asking something instead of using owner manual. What’s that building on the right? Karaoke, too.

#UP2somefun

#JonGordon You don’t have to be great to serve. You have to serve to be great.

Art sees art.

A professor at the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga, hid $50 inside a locker for any of his 70 students to find, but none did. The instructions were hidden on the second page of the syllabus.

I might have to go to this one day. In Ville Platte, they have the Cotton Festival.  They have a medieval event in which riders charge lance-first against the enemies of cotton, symbolically vanquishing the bollworm, boll weevil, flood, drought, rayon, nylon, silk.

Nobel as in Peace Prize invented dynamite.

Glad #Delta changed its pay for flight attendants to boarding as well.

Between ‘17 and ‘19, more than 50 percent of couples set up wedding hashtags.

Well, that’s not lucky or charmed. #TaintedCereal

Just watched DVD on #ElectroconvulsiveTherapy #ECT which is supposed to subdue unwanted emotions. Woah. Scary stuff to produce a seizure to “reboot” the brain.

@Tunnel2Towers great story in the @WSJ We are huge fans.

#DavidMcCcullough liked to use a typewriter, the sound of it, the bell ringing at the end of a line.

@PatriciaHeaton I hate New Year’s Eve. Overrated. Never had fun. Go to bed before midnight.

#Alavert is a good name for an allergy drug.

Hippos can run 20 m.p.h.

Note to self. Don’t go to the Bahamas. Swollen. Convulsing. Nauseous. Sad to hear 3 of 4 died. Awful news.

Um, no on the weird ice cream. Macaroni. Pizza. Goat cheese. Ham.

I know very little about Elon Musk. X AE A-XII is one of his kids.

He might be a woman in a wheelchair.

Even thrift stores are getting pricier.

I am suddenly fascinated by turtles.

Woman says medicine saved her body, but creativity saved her life. Cancer gave her permission to dream beyond her current circumstances.

These bubble skirts are gross. #PuffPieces #Inflated

Man Dies in Crash After GPS Directs Him to Bridge That Was Washed Away

Martha Stewart was a model? #TodayYearsOld

Do you think a kid with Downs should be in the school band if he can’t read music and is a drummer? A mother has fought for this.

The Center for Missing and Exploited Children logged 29 million calls to its tip line last year. 35 percent rise.

Did I hear this right that some companies would rather pay for abortions than give women time off for having a baby?

Kick Off National Rice Month The Rice Way

Disgusting subhuman being.  Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

A shooting on Rosary Street.

I prefer to pick my charities. A deadbeat tenant is not one of them.

Diving Bell & the Butterfly In 1995, Jean-Dominique Bauby, editor-in-chief of French ‘Elle,' suffered stroke & was paralyzed & speechless, but conscious, trapped w locked-in syndrome. Using his only functioning muscle -left eyelid – he dictated painstakingly spelling by letter.

Did you know that nationally only .1 percent of pregnancies result in an infant adoption placement?

These illegal fraudulent Chile adoptions are sad.

To share my world with you is disgusting, says parent. Parkland shooter does not get death penalty.

Someone describing their dad. He was like vitamins for the spirit.

I never thought about it, but I’m reading a book that mentions a Braille watch.

Is it still OK to say sit Indian style?

Close to perfect, far from normal is great #KeyWest slogan.

A course on #TaylorSwift is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Mercedes Benz LED Ambient Lighting - 64 Colors helps set the mood in your GLC 300 SUV.

Pearl River County woman missing for 40 years found alive in Texas.

Dead people have been found on buses in Seattle.

Driver hits pedestrian, passengers rob him. Was it planned? You are very sick people.

Of all the things, this takes the cake. It is now said to be shameful to be weighed by your doctor.

Ladybugs can be either female or male.

Flight attendant works til age 86!

There are caskets as small as 12 inches on up to Sumo wrestler size to basketball player height.

56.4 percent of third grade children in Louisiana had damage to a tooth’s surface or enamel.

Flamethrower. What are the rules for purchase?

Shame on #Uber for charging wait time fees to those with disabilities. They will now be compensated.

Only 1 percent in Britain have A/C.

Now we’ve got foster parents making kids eat their own vomit.

A floating abortion clinic? Losers.

A story made me wonder how a disabled person living alone can escape a fire.

Sad. He is precious. 7-year-old reported missing in Texas found dead inside washing machine.

3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year.

Potatoes are hard to find at Kroger and Jason's Deli. What is this? The Great Famine of Ireland from the 1800s?

Now someone lit fires and waited for the residents to come out to shoot them.

Communities require DNA registration to trace dog poop back to owner.

Someone could get a T-shirt from a thrift shop and become something they are not. Never thought about it.

A study conducted on 40,000 words in the English language found that about 6,670 words started with T, which is the most common letter to start a word.